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Judge Who Let Maine Cop Killer Out Of Jail Keeps Peabody Heroin Dealer Out Of Jail Because He Needs To Buy His Kid More Jordans And Doesn’t Want Him Deported

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Hoodrat Heroes

Man Tits McGee (A Father Of 2 Teens) Brags About Being A Heroin Dealer, Claims He’s A Good Guy Because He Doesn’t Make Junkies Buy His Product

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All-Star Criminals

Manchvegas Junkiepotamus Mom Smashes Into 7 Cars In Daytime Demolition Derby, Defends Facebook Honor, Claims She Had “Grand Mal Seizure” And Was Never Arrested

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All-Star Criminals

Meet The Ludlow Pube Stain That Got Busted With Over 100 Bags Of Heroin And Coke In His Car, With His Child In The Backseat

Meet The Ludlow Pube Stain That Got Busted With Over 100 Bags Of Heroin And Coke In His Car, With…

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All-Star Criminals

Athol Chick Arrested For Selling Heroin Last Week Is Mad At People Who Take Pictures Of Overdoses Because It Doesn’t Help Addicts

Athol Chick Arrested For Selling Heroin Last Week Is Mad At People Who Take Pictures Of Overdoses Because It Doesn’t Help…

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All-Star Criminals

Basic White Chick H Dealer From Athol Says She’s Not A Dealer, Was Planning On Using All 210 Bags Of Heroin She Was Busted With In Pelham

Basic White Chick H Dealer From Athol Says She’s Not A Dealer, Was Planning On Using All 210 Bags Of Heroin She…

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All-Star Criminals

Local Rapper/Drug Dealer Gets Bagged With 90 Grams Of Cocaine/Heroin In His Car With His 2 Year Old Riding Shotgun

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All-Star Criminals

Everyone Forgot That Aside From Stealing Purses, Chris Ansara Helps Drug Dealers Murder People

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All-Star Criminals

Putnam Diesel-Fueled Dumpster Fire, With Golden Facebook Page, Takes Off On Police – She’s So Well-Known They Just Call Her Up To Turn Herself In, But She Forgot To Take The Heroin Out Of Her Purse Before Meeting Them At McDicks

Oh man. We’ve got another Track Mark Betty out of the Connecticut corridor. This one is a doozy. y Getting…

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Hoodrat Heroes

The Family That Nods, Bobs, And Robs Together, Stays Together – Meet the DiBartolomeos

We’re all getting Turtleboyed around here these days! NSTB is gonna have to eat her words from yesterday’s blog. Want…

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All-Star Criminals

Lawrence Trap-King Busted With 500 Grams Of Cocaine And Heroin- Keeps It 100 By Bragging About It To Detectives

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WTF

Two Claremont Crotch Critters Were Hard Up For Drug Money So They Ordered Pizza, Stabbed Delivery Man And Ran Off With His Wallet

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WTF

Merri-smack River Overflowing With Dirty Needles, Trash And Pollution

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All-Star Criminals

Methface Beauty Queen Gets Busted – Knows Every Rancid Slimeball In N.H.

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Hoodrat Heroes

Viral Video Of Minivan Full Of NH White Kids Looking For Drugs In Lawrence And Getting Yelled At By Lawrence Cops Has The “Fuck The Police” Crew Fired Up

Viral Video Of Minivan Full Of NH White Kids Looking For Drugs In Lawrence And Getting Yelled At By Lawrence…

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Nudniks

Tittoo Clad Swamp Monster Shoots Up Bang Bus Friend With Heroin Using Dirty Syringe While Giving Birth

Tittoo Clad Swamp Monster Shoots Up Bang Bus Friend With Heroin Using Dirty Syringe While Giving Birth Want to advertise…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Natick Dumpsterslug We Exposed For Selling Kid’s Food Stamps For Heroin Money Is Messaging Racial Slurs At Turtle Riders For Continuing To Expose Her Scams

Natick Dumpsterslug We Exposed For Selling Kid’s Food Stamps For Heroin Money Is Messaging Racial Slurs At Turtle Riders For Continuing…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Troglodyte Tells 8 Year Old Son That His Mom Died Of A Heroin Overdose So He Could Become Internet Famous And Gain Fame From Traumatic Moment

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Hoodrat Heroes

Oldest Holyoke 28 Year Old Ever With Etch A Sketch Face Tattoo Arrested For Selling Heroin, Leads To Brilliant Facebook Commentary

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WTF

Two Junkies Caught On Camera By Turtle Rider Conning Little Old Lady With “Out Of Gas” Scam

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