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Man Tits McGee (A Father Of 2 Teens) Brags About Being A Heroin Dealer, Claims He’s A Good Guy Because He Doesn’t Make Junkies Buy His Product

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Things got interesting when an Abington woman posted this about her distaste for drug dealers:

And then this happened…..

Wait…..what? This cocktapus is announcing on a public forum that he is in fact a heroin dealer?

This can’t be real. No one would ever be this dumb would they? Then again, this guy didn’t go into this line of work because he got his Master’s Degree in mechanical engineering.

I’ve searched for Google trophies and can’t find anything. It would certainly be out of character for a heroin dealer who publicly admits to being one on Facebook would have such an empty trophy cabinet. Especially if his real name is in fact Anthony Ferretti.

But at the same time, who would claim to be a heroin dealer who wasn’t one? It’s not like he came back later and said, “just kidding.” Instead he did this…..

Only heroin dealers look at their clients and think to themselves, “these people are losers, but I’m gonna take the money they stole from their sister’s piggy bank anyway.” And this man right here is NOT a loser:

He’s a winner. Just trying to make money by peddling poison to vulnerable populations.

Not sure where Mantits McGee is from, but we do know how he feels about the police…..

Which would make sense if he was in fact a drug dealer. (PS – love the Hopkinton Police trolling him by liking his 5 star review “fuck cops”)

Oh, and by the looks of his Facebook page, he’s got two teen daughters. Some have posted that they wish they’d get addicted to heroin so he can see what it feels like. But I wouldn’t wish that upon two innocent girls. I would however wish that a maggot like this would get hit by a schoolbus full of soiled diapers. I’d say to call his employer up, but, ya know, he’s a heroin dealer. That is his “job.”

(Insert witty turtle pun here.)
25 Comment(s)
  • TheFishMonger
    April 11, 2018 at 11:55 pm

    God he’s tough — he’s so tough he’s gonna be fluent in Spanish even tho he never finished high-school. What opportunity, he can get a job as a bi-lingual sales representative for a porta-potty company soliciting bids for the next Puerto-Rician festival. HAHAHA “This *is* a PR festival, so we need more than enuff beans & shit TP know wut I’m saying”)… I can’t wait to see his 2025 IRS return, “Gross Income $7,000” Sad thing, some idiot-chick will think she’s hit the Wall St. Bank banging that educated beast. Idiot could’ve simply finished High School. God, every Real Woman’s Dream ?

  • Steve
    April 10, 2018 at 11:45 pm

    My guess is Finn is one of the bloggers. If not should be

    • Cassandra
      April 11, 2018 at 7:12 pm

      Oh I agree with that 100% love reading Finns comments

  • Harold Priest - West Quincy Dawg
    April 10, 2018 at 10:29 pm

    Screw the smack dealer, we all know he is a loser. It’s Lisa René that’s got my attention. What a minx, I haven’t stopped punching my skin tuba since I first saw her profile. Absolutely love the two “buckers” in the front toothset. Had an old GF who had similar, man those baby used to ride up and down Daddy’s rod like ribbed lips. Made for some solid sock-wrecking, floor sticky Spackle explosions. Mr. Tuba is beat purple I’ve been smakin that fucker so much. ILU Lisa René.
    Harry the Priest

    • Sloppy
      April 10, 2018 at 11:31 pm

      Well fucking played, Father!
      My hat tips your way.

  • Sloppy
    April 10, 2018 at 9:34 pm

    Perhaps he has a sexual fetish for 6 big black prisoners to bring him out behind the license plate shop and take turns jamming their giant shlongs up his colon, and this is how he’s trying to make his dreams come true.

  • BittyNinja
    April 10, 2018 at 9:29 pm

    Lmfao! This moron has an outgrown belly button ring under his eye!

  • A. Friend
    April 10, 2018 at 8:00 pm

    I truly hope that in the not so distant future, this asshole is lying naked on the stainless steel examining table in the medical examiner’s office with his skull cut open, his pea brain removed and his organs placed in a plastic garbage bag. Life has a funny way of coming back at you. Fucking douche bag

  • Clitty Litter
    April 10, 2018 at 7:53 pm

    In the pic with the infected tattoos………
    Them are some rudimentary ink abominations.

  • Justice
    April 10, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    Vulnerable populations? Like people with the disease? I don’t understand it either, but I guess it IS a disease. Ali Bibeau has the disease, TB. True…if it weren’t for shitbags like this guy, maybe she/they wouldn’t have the disease, but they got the disease from making a bad decision…like lung cancer.

  • half empty syringe
    April 10, 2018 at 5:57 pm

    I’d titty fuck him

  • Blackie O'connell
    April 10, 2018 at 4:38 pm

    He needs to hot shot himself

  • Duke Westwood
    April 10, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    Looks like he lost a fight with a staple gun… And then let a second grade art class go nuts with a box of sharpies.

  • Finn
    April 10, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    Kill all heroin dealers. Worthless losers. I hope his daughters get hooked and he knows the pain he’s caused.

  • K
    April 10, 2018 at 3:57 pm

    He probably is not even a heroin dealer. And I know you might not think people would claim to be one that aren’t. But do you know how many scumbags pretend to be drug dealers and they’re not. They think it gives them some street cred.

    • BS
      April 10, 2018 at 4:13 pm

      Chances are he is a drug user if anything. But it’s pretty unlikely he would just freely admitt to being a dealer. They spend months doing wire taps and controlled buys, so they can raid a dealer. Which is why it’s so hard to get them. They don’t go announcing it like this guy.

      • FR
        April 10, 2018 at 4:28 pm

        Never underestimate the nit wit factor. Or the predictability of stupidity.
        People on FB waving cash and drugs around like they think no one is watching.

    • Finn
      April 10, 2018 at 6:00 pm

      K – I hope you’re right (one less idiot pushing this poison).

      Anthony – I hope you’re reading this. I *STILL* wish your daughters fall in a bucket of H and you can do nothing anguish in the pain and finally understand the depths of agony that you mock so openly.

      PS – your ink is horrific. Your tattoobies look like they can fit (easily) in a B cup and all that red color looks like the last prostitute you hired left a crime scene on your chest.

      • T-Ryder 4-Lyfe
        April 10, 2018 at 6:16 pm

        Legit you are the greats commenter alive. Thank you sir! ❤️

        • Cassandra
          April 10, 2018 at 7:34 pm

          Finn is a woman.

          • Finn
            April 10, 2018 at 8:06 pm

            Says who?

          • Cassandra
            April 11, 2018 at 6:40 pm

            I’m pretty sure I recall you saying something about it. Obviously you could have been being sarcastic. It was a few months back. At the time people were stealing everyone’s screen names. more than they usually do.. lol. I’ve been reading comments you post for a few years now. They always have great points made with much needed comic. If I’m wrong I apologize

          • Cassandra
            April 11, 2018 at 6:42 pm

            Back when Chrissy was posting with the pink dog 🙂

      • BostonGrl13
        April 11, 2018 at 7:54 am

        TATTOOBIES HAHAHAHAAHA

  • Mayor Lynch
    April 10, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    Would.

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