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Shameless Woonsocket Junkbox Betty Hits Up Her Biffle For Dope, Reaffirms That You Can Never Trust A Chick Named Crystal And Appears To Be A DCF Mom In Training

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I’d like y’all to meet a ratchet of epic proportions whose name is a Turtleboy Sports writer’s wet dream:

“Shits bomb cuts right through my Methadone.”


That’s Elizabeth McCusker who is evidently looking to sell dat fire in powder form that she apparently uses herself. Rule number one of drug dealing, don’t use your own product. The weirdest thing was how persistent she was trying to unload her product, but whatever. A business woman she is not. Of course she’s playing the “My Facebook was hacked” card which I totally believe because when you get your shit hacked, the first thing you do is delete your Facebook profile. Obviously…

Ms. Liza McCocksucker was messaging this pretty lil thing by the name of Crystal (never trust a Crystal) who goes by Prettyc Lee on the book, and she so totally lives up to the name:





Ladies, stop taking pictures of yourself that primarily focus on your ass and/or baby belly flappiness accentuated by tight fitting clothes. If you have more than zero of that kind of selfie, you’re automatically in the Ho Fo Sho Club. Stop it. Wear the right size of clothing and just put up a stupid face picture with a SnapChat filter like the normal ratchets.

I’m just so fucking happy she opened up her clap trap and shot out some state benefit babies, four to be exact. No word on whether or not she as custody of them, but if your intro is all about your kids and you constantly post pics of them, there’s a good chance you’re a DCF mom or at least in training to become one. This chick send out the most mixed messages I have ever seen:

Oh look, she’s been sober for 14 hours! Congrats. I love the laugh reaction on there, too.




OK, girl…pick a side with your internet persona. We all know what you’re about, hittin’ bitches up looking for the Devil’s drug and doing the exact opposite of what a responsible mother of four should do. Don’t start acting like Rhode Island’s Momma. It’s bad enough that four actual human have to call you that, don’t get the entire state involved unless they’re taking those kids away. I was positively shocked to see her dropping N bombs, as well…she seemed so refined with her opposition to “Pregnant dikes”.



You tell them “madd dudes”, girl!


Listen…If there’s anything I’ve learned while working here, it’s been to avoid Woonsocket, RI at all costs. Evidently, shit like this is the reason. I can’t wrap my head around this chick hopping on Facebook to try and get her next fix while there’s four (4) babies around her ankles. Four lives depend on this woman for a variety of things, most importantly stability and safety. Those two things don’t ever go hand in hand with dope. Ever.

Despite possibly having a man this week, Prettyc here should probably check out this page when her man finds a better way to score drugs:

Sounds good…Benson seems like a nice match for ya!


I think Woonsocket offically needs a giant douching. Right the fuck now.




Esther Manch on the book.










10 Comment(s)
  • Woonsocket needs to be burned down
    May 19, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    She actuallly has 6 kids now just keeps popping them out and has never had custody of any of them her mother took the first 4 and I think the other two are with strangers she’s always on the corner begging for change usually outside Walgreens where it’s easy to get her needles and fix

  • Kill These Clowns
    September 1, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    Maybe we should hang them in the town common and prove a point! Kill all Fucking Criminals.. They tried to recruit me into their cult. I passed..

  • Lily White
    August 31, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    What a tragedy! Sickening Henny sucking hooch voted “Most Likely to Conceive” at Old San Juan High. Throw her in jail! Better yet, send her back to PR to live amongst the rat shit.

  • Melissa
    August 27, 2018 at 8:48 am

    Omg I know this bitch.. she’s a well known for prostitution and yes she does not have her kids and HELL NO. She is not sober… she would even post up on Craigslist and when the guys would come through pretend to wanna fuck them take the money and have her man walk in like it wasn’t planned and scare the dude off too make quick cash… and she robbed my friends houses.. she shoots coke and dope…nastiest hoe in RI don’t just minimize it to woonsocket.. include the whole state… bitch is homeless half the time fucking over people left and right.. abigail molloy should also be up on this turtle boy website.. except she be extra and works with detectives setting up people for 40 bags

    • Melissa
      August 27, 2018 at 8:51 am

      And oh yah you was right.. her name is crystal

  • Red Meat
    August 26, 2018 at 12:16 pm

    Someone should fix her up wit that dude who runs the Tatem Landscape Services page on FB. That one’s a winner.

  • Burlando Castile
    August 23, 2018 at 7:36 am

    If she resembles Layne Staley, then “I Stay Away”

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    August 22, 2018 at 10:06 pm

    My screen name says it all……..

  • WeAreFucked
    August 22, 2018 at 11:44 am

    Look what she named her kids. Right there… they’re done for.
    “Jolisyana?” Da Fuq?
    Stripper, heroin addict, tattoo’d whore. That’s her future. Not even the best parents in the world can help a child with a name like that.

  • Y
    August 22, 2018 at 10:09 am

    Can’t read the embedded screenshot…tried on both my desktop and cellphone.

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