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Meet The Ludlow Pube Stain That Got Busted With Over 100 Bags Of Heroin And Coke In His Car, With His Child In The Backseat

Meet The Ludlow Pube Stain That Got Busted With Over 100 Bags Of Heroin And Coke In His Car, With His Child In The Backseat

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Mass Live:

LUDLOW – A Ludlow man was arrested Tuesday night after a traffic stop by police led to the discovery of over 100 bags of heroin in his vehicle, authorities said Wednesday. 

Jeffrey A. McGregor, 30, was taken into custody around 8:50 p.m. after Ludlow detectives–who had received a search warrant for McGregor’s truck–pulled him over on Lawton St., said Sgt. Daniel J. Valadas of the Ludlow Police Department in a statement. 

In McGregor’s truck, police found 161 “baggies” of heroin, four grams of powder cocaine, drug packaging materials, and $765 in cash, Valadas said. 

McGregor now faces charges of possession of a class A drug with intent to distribute, possession of a class B drug with intent to distribute, and charges for possession of class A and B drugs.

Valadas said that McGregor is also being charged with reckless endangerment of a child because when he was pulled over by police Tuesday night his 18-month old son was in a car seat in the backseat of the truck. 


Nice. Nothing like some father/son time where daddy is dishing out a shit load of drugs. Here, we have yet ANOTHER reason there should be a fucking IQ test for becoming a parent. It’s an absolute shame that this kid has to grow up with the absolute junkbox, that is his father. It’s too easy nowadays to ruin a kids childhood by simply, having a child.

In case you were wondering, the pube stain also known as Jeff McGregor is also a “boss”

Bosses always get their kids involved in their drug deals. That’s hoodrat 101 people, c’mon. He is also a connoisseur of the “Free My Boi” movement.

Yeah cuz. Nothing like throwing the N word out on Facebook will nilly am I right? He doesn’t have time to be worrying about fatherhood, he has a rap career to pursue:

MC McGregor is rippin’ those bars boi.

If you cannot tell already, MC McGregor is a socially awkward person. If you need further proof, he has perfected the art of making people uncomfortable via his Facebook reposts.

Guess we have all been there.

I’m not exactly a rocket scientist, or an expert when it comes to being a parent, or relationships… But, something tells me the mother was right on the money for not letting you see him. That’s what I get from that post. Oh, I forgot to mention he was CLEAN!!!

Of course he’s clean! dumb of me to not believe it!

I swear this is the most cliche thing that addicts do. As long as you stay sober for 27 minutes, you’re eligible to make an “I’m clean!” post on Facebook. Even though, we all know they will start using or selling again in a matter of minutes.

“I made the decision to give up on drugs” and not even 3 months later you have 100s of bags of heroin and coke in your car, with your child in the car. It’s incredible how much chuds like this will talk about how they “love” their kids a billion times a day on Facebook, but then get caught doing shit like that.



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6 Comment(s)
  • Fuck you
    January 1, 2019 at 2:32 am

    Turtle boy you are quite a pussy sitting behind your website talking shit. I happen to know this person and because of his past he couldn’t find a job which led him to selling drugs. I hope you know how much of a pos you truly are and how much you hurt people saying the things you do. These people have families and friends you should really think about that before you say anything and all for you know they are innocent this case was dropped because they found the drugs under an illegal search and seizure so next time get your facts straight. His child was never near the drugs

    • Mark
      April 25, 2019 at 1:20 am

      Go back in your hole. Everything said is on the mark. A scumbag who should be in jail. Jefferey A. Mcgregor 31 years old and worthless

  • September 2, 2017 at 2:10 am

    magnificent publish, very informative. I ponder why the opposite
    experts of this sector don’t notice this. You must continue your writing.
    I’m sure, you’ve a great readers’ base already!

  • September 1, 2017 at 3:22 am

    At this moment I am ready to do my breakfast, later than having my
    breakfast coming again to read further news.

  • Emily
    August 3, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    Father of the year he’s not. Cocaine,heroin and a baby shouldn’t even be in the same sentence never mind the same car.
    What a POS

  • Magic Mosca
    August 3, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    And probably released on his own recognizance, free to have his son this weekend, and pretrial probabation.

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