Priscilla Queen Of The Junkboxes, 7 Months Pregnant And Overdosing All Over The Place, Obviously Had Russian Hackers Invade FB Page

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I just want to get this out of the way, straight out of the gate: No one believes anyone has ever been hacked. Not even if by some insane chance it actually happened. Literally the only person who’s ever been actrually hacked has been Bret.

That being said, I’d like to introduce you to Priscilla Queen Of The Junkboxes:

Geeze, if you can get past the tarantula/ Tammy Faye Baker lashes and the weird glittery eyeshadow corners that are so hot right now, you’ll notice that her pupils are so pinned that they’ve just about imploded. Priscilla O’Malley’s pupils have lost the ability to dilate as she is one of the saddest, most pathetic junkboxes I’ve personally seen in a while:


Fantastic. She’s 7 and a half months pregnant and on all the drugs. ALL. OF. THEM. What’s insane is that our society sees the issue with a pregnant woman using, but won’t say anything other than “It’s a disease.” First of all, no it isn’t. Secondly, how does that make sense? It’s totally fine for a woman who’s bringing another life into this world to shoot herself up with poison? If there’s one time in a person’s life when they shouldn’t be purposely putting drugs in their bodies it’s when they’re pregnant. It’s only 9 months at the longest, but that’s still too long for you to go without? Really? It’s entirely within the realm of possibility to go 3 months without realizing you’re pregnant, especially if you’re high as this broad, so 6 months you can’t do? That’s just out of the question, I guess.

So it appeared as though this chick borrowed someone’s phone (to get on Facebook, because that’s always a great idea) and the person who lent her the phone to use started begging friends of Priscilla’s to help her because she’s everyone else’s responsibility:

Thank you Strang Phone Person for making that message about this woman needing help so clear what with the punctuation and capital letters and all. Super helpful. What I can gather from this is the person who lent out their phone (great idea handing over your valuable possession to a pregnant junkbox who’s trying to score BTW) saw that Fiend Laqueefa over here was making deals, trying to trade out or whatever else and that her family needed to help her. It’s totally not up to Priscilla, you know the only person who can actually enact sobriety or anything. Although she was seemingly sober for the entire trip to pick up once, so naturally she had to post about it:

Maybe I’m old school, but when you’re a junkie I don’t think you should get to post shit about how pregnant you are. That’s not something to be celebrated. You’ve already proven how inept you are at taking care of yourself, and now here you are informing the rest of us that we’ll be funding all the formula you get to sell for more drugs. It’s one thing to ruin your own life, but it’s a whole different animal when you’re a leech on society and ruining your child’s life before it’s even begun. That’s a complete shit thing to do.

See how there’s no spot that says “And when mom is high as fuck.”? That’s because normal people don’t do drugs that can kill you, certainly not while pregnant.

At some point her friends hopped on the post trying to figure out what was going on. It appeared that people were more concerned with whose phone she was on than the fact that she’s VERY pregnant and on drugs. Typical day in the life of type shit.

Why the hell would someone “hack” someone elses Facebook account strictly to say she was using? Like, even in a ratchet rival scenario that makes no sense whatsoever. Hacking someone’s account isn’t a thing. Likely, someone left their phone out and someone else hopped onto their account, but when that happens they usually write “(Person typing) is the coolest and I obviously have no imagination.” not about how the account holder is out bumming around with different dudes trying to score a baggy from Diego:




This post states that Priscilla used this persons phone and didn’t log out. That person saw how obviously high she was and tried reaching out to her friends and family to help her. I think this person had the best intentions, but when someone is this far gone that they’re using at 7 months of pregnancy, there’s no hope for this person. That’s the lowest of the low. If you can’t shape up for the sake of the life that’s growing inside of you, you’re not going to give up drugs for anyone around you.

These posts have since been taken down from here page, probably because she’s playing the “I was hacked and I’m TOTALLY SOBER” card. No, you’re not any of those things. This is the face of a self-absorbed asshole who has zero personal accountability and doesn’t care what happens to the life inside of you:

And this is the face of the kid inside of her facepalming for obvious reasons:


11 Comment(s)
  • T.R.
    September 18, 2018 at 12:31 am

    What to do, what to do…
    Run it up the vajayjay and maybe get a bonus tug from the friendly fetus or go for a potentially snug fit in the fartbox with a slight chance of slamming into a brick wall of opioid constipation turds?
    Whateva. For $10, I can probably hit it both ways, if she’s jonesing hard enough.

  • Barry Sotero
    September 12, 2018 at 10:53 am

    I’d hit that

  • Henry Fool
    September 12, 2018 at 5:51 am

    No one chooses to be an addict… but they can choose not to be.
    Can an a moral abortion have a baby? Apparently they can, as this new Murica adopts Black culture as the new norm.

  • msheadkracker
    Fucking Skank!
    September 11, 2018 at 10:12 pm

    Great, another baby born addicted to God knows what. Does anyone realize what a baby goes through that first week that it comes out? It has gotten so bad in this country that they are starting to open special care nurseries just for drug addicted babies, the NICU doesnt cut it because of the lights and the other criers there. Thats a very sad thing to think about, poor baby 

  • .
    September 11, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    Such a shame, quite attractive and wasting it away. Honestly, Im not for abortion, but i don’t see how this dope addicted baby could lead a normal life. Would be ok with it being aborted and having this chick rot away in jail for the rest of her life for the murder of her child. Thats the only justice i could see happening here.

  • Judge dread
    September 11, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    She probably thought getting pregnant would immediately get her on welfare. News flash you stupid bitch, once you deliver this child it will be immediately taken from you and you will never see it again. You won’t get shit for benefits.

    I wish you nothing more than a life of of cheap hooking, daily beat downs by your drug dealer/pimp, and OD death/suicide to finish it off.

    She should be sterilized to prevent her from trying to breed again to get benefits.

  • spelling please
    September 11, 2018 at 11:50 am

    I Seriously love you guys, but that being said, please please, as stated on the comments in the post about the Southwick principal and supervisor, you need to correct your spelling and grammar mistakes. You say something about O’Malley and run on sentences, but in every single post you have spelling and grammar mistakes. I don’t care about the thumbs down on this one. You guys are important to me and I want you to be the best blog sports writer out there (and your stories are great) , so it IS important that your spelling etc is corrected. I’ve said this before, and I noticed others are saying it as well. This is ONLY constructive criticism, and is not to bash you all. As stated, we love you.
    Someone also needs to also fix the crap where you go to write a comment and you have to go back to it 50 times because, for some reason, it keeps automatically going on to another post EVERY SINGLE TIME! It’s annoying as hell. Just proof read your blogs before you post it. Check out the comments about it on the blog I stated above. I’m truly not the only one that has noticed. I’m also not the only one that has complained about the one blog changing to another one when you are trying to read or comment here.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    September 11, 2018 at 9:02 am


  • Diane Woods emerson
    September 11, 2018 at 9:01 am

    They check for drugs in baby and automatically call DCF. I have been told by more than one DCF person that while pregnant they have no authority, but the minute the baby is born it is considered abuse of drugs are found. I was told a chick can shoot up in front of DCF while pregnant and nothing happens. Stupid. But if someone calls and gives info about what hospital has delivered they will go right away. Been there done that. Little Gardner junkie 23 yrs old at the time 4-5 kids and doesn’t have a one of them. Fucking Cunt.

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    September 10, 2018 at 11:27 pm

    She should have stuck to swallowing creampies………. and what not……

  • Fucking WHORE
    September 10, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    Cunts like this REALLY piss me off. I pray to God DCF steps in and helps that poor baby right away and NEVER gives it back to this skankbeast cuntbag!!! Lowest of the Low

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