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Lena Dunham Thinks That Odell Beckham Jr. Should Want To Drill Her Because She Assumes Black Guys Can’t Resist Disgusting Short Haired White Women

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The other day we wrote about how Amy Schumer is not funny at all. The only reason she’s even a thing is because she’s convinced millions of idiots that she’s funny because she talks about getting tag teamed all the time. Because…..feminism!! Get it? It’s funny because she’s a chick, and normally chicks don’t talk like that – dudes do!! That’s why it’s funny!!! You go girl!!!

That’s literally how this waste of space has made milllions of dollars. But the only person in Hollywood worse than her is this thing:

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They call it a “Lena Dunham.” It thinks it’s the face of modern day feminism, and in many ways it is. The only solution is to kill it with fire.

Well the other day the gruesome twosome sat down and did an interview on Lena Dunham’s blog called “Lenny,” and it was filled with microaggressions involving two famous black men – actor Michael B. Jordan (where Wallace at?), and New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr:

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LD: You and I were literally sitting across from each other at the Met Ball, and it was like a crazy countdown to when we could escape. You were like, “We’re honored to be here. We’re honored to be here.”

AS: I left so early. When did you leave?

LD: I attempted to grind my ass on Michael B. Jordan for an additional twenty minutes and then left right after you.

I was sitting next to Odell Beckham Jr., and it was so amazing because it was like he looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards. He was like, “That’s a marshmallow. That’s a child. That’s a dog.” It wasn’t mean — he just seemed confused.

The vibe was very much like, “Do I want to fuck it? Is it wearing a … yep, it’s wearing a tuxedo. I’m going to go back to my cell phone.” It was like we were forced to be together, and he literally was scrolling Instagram rather than have to look at a woman in a bow tie. I was like, “This should be called the Metropolitan Museum of Getting Rejected by Athletes.”

AS: You were dressed like a boy, and you looked sexy, and I really appreciated you showing me your tits several times.

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Alright first of all, no one wants to have sex with Lena Dunham. Literally no one. In other words, she is the perfect spokesperson for modern day feministos. It’s the reason that she has to make up a story about being raped to even attempt to talk about her sex life.

Secondly, she was wearing a friggin tuxedo. This is what modern day feministos do. They purposely try to make themselves look as unattractive as possible just so they can feign outrage when no one wants to drill them. In case you can’t tell, this is how Lena Dunham has made millions of dollars. By not exercising, eating lots of food, getting fat, wearing bikinis anyway, and then being called “empowering” by millions of other women who live a similar lifestyle and think that this is braver than exercising and eating healthy. She knows she looks gross. That’s literally the whole point. Look as gross as possible and then go complain about how shallow guys are when none of them wants anything to do with you.

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Yay feminism!!

Thirdly, there’s an outside chance that even if she was a junior smokeshow, OBJ still wouldn’t be interested in her:

Just sayin.

Fourthly, Lena Dunham called Donald Trump a “megalomanical, misogynist, racist, islamophobic, ableist, transphobic, hellhound,” shortly before being a keynote speaker at the Democratic National Convention. But just like most white social justice warriors who call other people racists, they’re actually just using that word to mask their own racism. Because I can’t think of anything more racist than a white woman who thinks that every black guy she meets should instinctively want to shove his chub in the depth of her rolls. I can’t think of anything more racist than assuming that all black men can’t keep it in their pants the second they see a thick white woman with loose morals. And if he doesn’t wanna give her the ODB Jr., well then he must be a shallow, sexist, evil male who only wants women who care about their physical appearance and aren’t wearing tuxedos.

This is why people like Lena Dunham throw around the race card at people like Donald Trump. Because they think it throws the spotlight off of them. It’s like the Salem Witch Trials. No one ever accused the crazy naked chicks in the woods of being witches. Just the people they pointed fingers at.

Turns out Turtleboy wasn’t the only one who noticed this

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This is always best – when the left has to devour one of their own. The left used to be about helping the working class get jobs and fighting for basic civil rights. Now it’s just a bunch of social justice warriors looking to feel morally superior than everyone they encounter. Lena Dunham has made a career out of being one of these SJW’s, and now she’s being attacked by them. So she issued this lame ass “apology”:

She would never “intentionally contribute to a long and often violen history of the over-sexualization of black male bodies, as well as false accusations by white women towards black men.”

Yea, but you did. Because at the end of the day SJW’s who throw around the race card are the worst type of racists.

My question is, when is Hillary Clinton gonna disavow this racist cretin? After all, Lena Dunham is not only a Hillary supporter, she was chosen by Hillary to speak on her behalf at the Democratic National Convention. She campaigns for her. She has over 4 million followers on Twitter. She’s not some nobody with no influence.

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Oh that’s right, Donald Trump is the only one who has to disavow random racist people who support him like David Duke. Our girl Hillary will go back to doing what she’s best at – not holding press conferences and calling Trump a racist. Murica.

 

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12 Comment(s)
  • KimberlyS
    KJDS
    September 6, 2016 at 1:41 pm

    OK – who has the eye-bleach?? Seriously? You just had to slide in that pic of that creature in a bikini??

    I may never recover.

    Here’s another interesting thought:

    Lena Dumpham said, “I attempted to grind my ass on Michael B. Jordan for an additional twenty minutes”

    You know that if she (?) ever heard a man say something like that about a woman, she’d be all up in arms and calling for his head on a platter. But it’s OK if she says it because . . . feminism.

  • Make America White Again
    September 5, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    Like most black trash, Beckham has probably raped before. Multiple times. That said, this slut cunt is pure human filth garbage.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    September 5, 2016 at 1:05 pm

    Lena Dunham forgot that, as a straight white woman (kinda…), she doesn’t have as many oppression points as Odell Beckham Jr. (a possibly gay black man). So of course the Social Justice Brigade will turn on her.

    Now if it was Julian Edelman, he’d already have to be apologizing for not fucking her in the coat room that night.

  • Adrian
    September 5, 2016 at 10:35 am

    Roger Goodell is so butthurt by Turtleboy that he blocked NFL videos from being viewed on here, LOL.

  • Kelly
    September 5, 2016 at 8:23 am

    What is point of this article it makes absolutely NO SENSE

    • John Wick
      September 5, 2016 at 9:34 am

      Punctuation is your friend. And try reading for comprehension next time, as it does make perfect sense.

      Lena is a shitbag. Looks like one, and acts like one. Calls out OBJ for thinking she looks like a fat slob, however he didn’t say anything to her. Trying to play the victim as always, but there was nothing to be a victim of. Then she backpedals, and proves she’s just another liberal racist.

      Get it now?

  • Bill P.
    September 5, 2016 at 8:21 am

    I would NOT bang it.

  • Stu Pidazzo
    September 5, 2016 at 7:13 am

    The sad part is she may have lost a few SJW points, but she’ll still be around. If this wasn’t one of the SJW champions, he or she would be shouted down (even when apologizing) until they disappeared. Think “Hugh Mungus” assailant- claim sexual harrassment and yell it from the rooftops.

  • save me
    September 5, 2016 at 5:48 am

    What’s her problem? There are plenty of chubby chasers out there. But they are probably not hot enough for her. Too bad. She plays for the other team anyway but wouldnt make any money as a lesbo SJW, there are enough of them already. Her and Chaz Bono would make a perfect couple.

  • Mamamaama
    September 5, 2016 at 5:25 am

    Lena Dunham admited to sexually abusing her little sister!! If she were male that would have killed her career. She is a creepy child molester and she needs to just go away. Disgusting

  • Eric
    September 4, 2016 at 7:59 pm

    She looks like a fat Michael Cera. Sorry Michael Cera 🙁

    • Carlos Danger
      September 4, 2016 at 8:28 pm

      Both of these women should be in jail.

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