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Yesterday we wrote about the Soutbridge lovers who were arrested at the Southbridge welfare office when Ramon Vazquez’ dropped his loaded, unregistered gun after getting in an argument with a DTA employee about the knife collection he had on him. Oh yea, and he had heroin on him. Obviously.
Anyway, someone sent us this police report from the Wilkes-Barre PA Facebook page less than two months ago:
Hold on. So these assholes literally were arrested less than two months ago for stealing a car, and they’re STILL collecting welfare at the DTA office? Well, that’s just great!!!
This is the power of the Facebook ban. Normally stories like this KILL IT!! I mean, it’s got every possible element of dooshnozzelry in it, and it embodies everything that is wrong with the state that we live in. First of all, the mug shots alone are legendary:
A wannabe gangster who appears to be tranisting into becoming a woman, and his strung out ginger soon to be Baby Momma. These are the types of mugshots that make you a Turtleboy legend.
This whole proves that gun control doesn’t keep guns out of the hands of assholes. It proves that our welfare system is rampant with abuse. It proves that people like Courtney Hale can collect taxpayer money even while they have a warrant out for their arrest. Plus, it happened in Southbridge. Turtle riders love a story about a good dumpster fire out of Southbridge. Who doesn’t?
This is like God literally handing Turtleboy page views. Normally a story like this would get at least 50,000 views within a day or two. Not anymore though. Now that our Facebook page is suspended it’s killing the page views. People just aren’t seeing these stories. I don’t know why, because it’s really not that hard to just go right to the page. It’s also really not very difficult to follow the instructions at the top of every single blog that tell you to like the Turtleboy Smiles and Sunshine or the Lost Boys of Turtle Facebook pages in order to see our most recent blogs. But for whatever reason people just aren’t good with directions. Our newest pages have less than 1,000 followers, which means 36,000 people aren’t seeing something they signed up for, and they’re not hitting the like button, and they’re not commenting underneath, and they’re not sharing, and thus no one on their friend’s list can learn about the turtle either.
It shows you how powerful Facebook really is. It’s an unregulated monopoly that now basically has control of the news. This is how you know Liz Warren and Hillary Clinton are completely full of shit when they talk about sticking it to large corporations. If they really wanted to go after a company they’d go after the biggest corporation in America. One that steals money from their customers, violates their own terms and conditions, and lies to their investors about imaginary “Facebook engineers” who review every post that loser trolls report from their mother’s basements. The company that employs NO ONE because their CEO’s want to stuff their pockets. The one that donates in large amounts to the DNC so that they don’t become their next big target.
Nah, who cares about them. Better have the government go after companies like Fanduel and Draft Kings. Because grown adults voluntarily paying money to pick a fantasy team is a much more pressing issue.
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