Southbridge Muff Couple With Heroin And Guns At Welfare Office Was Just Arrested In Pennsylvania For Stealing A Car

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Yesterday we wrote about the Soutbridge lovers who were arrested at the Southbridge welfare office when Ramon Vazquez’ dropped his loaded, unregistered gun after getting in an argument with a DTA employee about the knife collection he had on him. Oh yea, and he had heroin on him. Obviously.



Anyway, someone sent us this police report from the Wilkes-Barre PA Facebook page less than two months ago:

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Hold on. So these assholes literally were arrested less than two months ago for stealing a car, and they’re STILL collecting welfare at the DTA office? Well, that’s just great!!!

This is the power of the Facebook ban. Normally stories like this KILL IT!! I mean, it’s got every possible element of dooshnozzelry in it, and it embodies everything that is wrong with the state that we live in. First of all, the mug shots alone are legendary:



A wannabe gangster who appears to be tranisting into becoming a woman, and his strung out ginger soon to be Baby Momma. These are the types of mugshots that make you a Turtleboy legend.

This whole proves that gun control doesn’t keep guns out of the hands of assholes. It proves that our welfare system is rampant with abuse. It proves that people like Courtney Hale can collect taxpayer money even while they have a warrant out for their arrest. Plus, it happened in Southbridge. Turtle riders love a story about a good dumpster fire out of Southbridge. Who doesn’t?

This is like God literally handing Turtleboy page views. Normally a story like this would get at least 50,000 views within a day or two. Not anymore though. Now that our Facebook page is suspended it’s killing the page views. People just aren’t seeing these stories. I don’t know why, because it’s really not that hard to just go right to the page. It’s also really not very difficult to follow the instructions at the top of every single blog that tell you to like the Turtleboy Smiles and Sunshine or the Lost Boys of Turtle Facebook pages in order to see our most recent blogs. But for whatever reason people just aren’t good with directions. Our newest pages have less than 1,000 followers, which means 36,000 people aren’t seeing something they signed up for, and they’re not hitting the like button, and they’re not commenting underneath, and they’re not sharing, and thus no one on their friend’s list can learn about the turtle either.

It shows you how powerful Facebook really is. It’s an unregulated monopoly that now basically has control of the news. This is how you know Liz Warren and Hillary Clinton are completely full of shit when they talk about sticking it to large corporations. If they really wanted to go after a company they’d go after the biggest corporation in America. One that steals money from their customers, violates their own terms and conditions, and lies to their investors about imaginary “Facebook engineers” who review every post that loser trolls report from their mother’s basements. The company that employs NO ONE because their CEO’s want to stuff their pockets. The one that donates in large amounts to the DNC so that they don’t become their next big target.

Nah, who cares about them. Better have the government go after companies like Fanduel and Draft Kings. Because grown adults voluntarily paying money to pick a fantasy team is a much more pressing issue.


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24 Comment(s)
  • Reddog
    August 21, 2016 at 2:53 am

    Big. Surprise that a Hispanic man from Southbridge steals a 98 civic. $20 says it was all lowered with $3000 wheels and a big fart can coming out the back,and bounces like a go cart going down the road.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 20, 2016 at 11:39 pm

    TURTLEBOY Riders ARE Very classy

    • Kevin Lynch's Mom
      August 21, 2016 at 12:39 am

      Kevin stop this nonsense bickering. You are a turtleboy after all, you read all his articles! Now come home and pound my snizz!

      • Kevin Lynch
        August 21, 2016 at 7:08 am

        I am not surprised that the only 3 turtleriders visiting this story gave you a thumbs up for your filth.

        It shows character and I am not surprised as turtleriders have alot of these negative characteristics.

        • Kevin Lynch's Mom
          August 21, 2016 at 9:20 am

          That is no way to speak to your mother! I will spank you until you bleed!

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 20, 2016 at 6:43 pm

    Turtleboy steals stories all the time. They also us Brett Killoran as their front man. Brett threatened to brutally rape my 15 yr old niece stressing that he would make her a nadicapped person do to the rape.

    This is who they champion as their role model? The other person they highlighted is Margaret Melican, who I admit is very talented in poetry but she uses it to malign hatred and evil of which the Christian bibles strongly preaches against.

    These two are a match made in hell. Both using speech to attack, misalign , stalk, harrass and stigmatized homelessness to the point they want it criminalized.

    Not what any Bible preaches.

    Then you come onto this blog and it is jammed with soft porn and spyware.

    • Turd Burglestein
      August 20, 2016 at 6:46 pm

      STFU before I stuff your damn golf club sideways up your wrinkled star…asshole.

      • Kevin Lynch
        August 20, 2016 at 7:34 pm

        Wow, such hostility from a long term Turtlerider such as yourself.
        So, you are just proving who follows Turtleboy. Just a bunch of angry people who hate others. People who have broken the laws but have had a person in the system sweep it under the rug.
        Whether it is Aidens destruction of property felony that was swept after he paid $700.
        Or the Brett Killoran armed roberry felony that got swept due to who he knows in the courts. To Brian Daoust the loyal Turtlerider who was arrested for sexual assault and tried to explain it away by a 3 some gone bad. Never had a threesome gone bad bro.

        Turtleboy and his loyal group have stalked, harrassed, attacked and threatened their victims on a felony scale as Brett openly bragged with turtleboy himself that the wpd would sweep it under the rug because they have rogue corrupt officers within that department to obstruct justice for Turtleboy.

        Like with any corrupt criminal Turtleboy and group got brazen the more they were not held accountable.

        Then to read a story that comes out of the other side of your mouths. Turtleboy and riders motto, “do as I say not as I do..”

        • Turd Burglestein
          August 20, 2016 at 7:53 pm

          You could at least give me a downvote you cheap bastard.

          • ProfessorM
            August 20, 2016 at 9:25 pm

            This comment made my night…

        • Suzy
          August 20, 2016 at 9:05 pm

          Aren’t you a murderer?

        • Daves a sex offender
          August 20, 2016 at 9:34 pm

          You’re such a little 46 year old bitch kevin. Go report some facebook accounts you fucking ssi collecting turd burglar.

        • First Time Caller
          Phil Simms Sucks
          August 20, 2016 at 10:12 pm

          Do you prefer to be called murderer or manslaughter-er? Since there’s no such word as manslaughter-er, I guess murderer will do, golf club boy.

      • Turd Burglestein
        August 20, 2016 at 7:51 pm

        You consider that hostility??? Toughen up little snowflake. Got a question though…when that golf club goes in your ass, do you prefer a 9 iron or a wood? I’ve got a bet on your answer with someone, so don’t let me down.

    • Kevin Lynch's Mom
      August 20, 2016 at 10:03 pm

      Kevin, this is your mother. You come home, come home and have sex with me right now!

    • God
      August 22, 2016 at 4:38 pm

      The Bible is also anti-murder… You really have no right to preach Christian values… Murderer.

  • AJ
    August 20, 2016 at 5:31 pm

    I see I got a thumbs down quickly. I must have offended a fucking loser who’s on “transitional” assistance……

  • AJ
    August 20, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    Just look at these two pieces of garbage……fucking the system, stealing cars, weapons, drugs, and that big red piece of shit looks like she’s strung out 24/7. And as noted in the previous article, she has to get a ride to parenting classes.

    How many more dumpster fires do we need to see like this before someone steps in and cuts off the taxpayer funded free rides these losers get?

    Throw them in jail and cut them off from the free ride already!

  • Turd Burglestein
    August 20, 2016 at 5:11 pm

    In 10 years, Lil Poopy is gonna look just like that guy.

  • Oldmaniker
    August 20, 2016 at 4:39 pm

    Damn i can almost see the tears

  • Sal Monella
    August 20, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    Facebook is worthless. I work for an S&P 500 company. Like a belly button that does nothing we have multiple Facebook pages that do nothing according to our Marketing Dept. While the pages do gather the occasional likes they cost us money and generate zero sales leads.

    On the personal side you hang your life out there for all to see and search.

    If you want to be a Media Company, form one. Pissing in the wind the way you are right now is not a path to success.

    Honestly, if this blog went away I would lose nothing and gain 20 minutes of productive time a day.

  • aa
    August 20, 2016 at 4:20 pm

    No one is viewing because the ads, and unwanted video pop ups make me want to drink gasoline. Stop being a cheap fuck and fix I don’t want your lime green shirt either. For fucks sake, lime green? I enjoy reading the blog but asking people to wear the atrocity should be a crime

    • a+
      August 20, 2016 at 7:14 pm

      A fucking plus comment

  • Jasper
    August 20, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    This blog is just copying shit from conventional news sources.

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