Southbridge Lovers Busted With Heroin After Dropping Loaded Gun At Welfare Office Is So Southbridge It Hurts

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This story out of Southbridge represents everything that is wrong with America in 2016:

On Thursday August 18 at approx. 1145hrs officers were dispatched the Department of Transitional Assistance (DTA) for a report of a male subject who was arguing with a security guard and had dropped a gun on the floor during the confrontation.

Upon officers arrival on scene they encountered 28 year old Ramon G. VAZQUEZ of 650 Main Street apt#2 in Southbridge, MA and 28 year old Courtney A. HALE of 66 Brookfield Rd in Charlton City, MA in the waiting room of DTA. There were also numerous women and children in the waiting room. Officers were told by security staff that prior police arrival, they noticed that VAZQUEZ had two knives in his possession at which time they approached him to ask him to leave the building because weapons are not allowed on the premises. An argument ensued between VAZQUEZ and the security guard during which time VAZQUEZ allegedly dropped a gun on the floor. Security then contacted our department and requested assistance.

An investigation ensued during which time officers recovered a loaded .38 caliber revolver. As a result of this incident officers arrested VAZQUEZ for being in possession of a firearm without a license, for unlawful possession of ammunition, disorderly conduct, disturbing the peace, and for three outstanding warrants for his arrest. HALE also had an outstanding warrant for her arrest and both were transported to police headquarters to be booked.

During the booking process officers recovered 50 packets of heroin with a street value of more than $500 on VAZQUEZ and he was subsequently charged with possession of class A heroin. Both were held at police headquarters pending their arraignment in Dudley District Court.



Un-freaking-real. This story is Southbridge it hurts. From the comments we read she was just a normal girl from Charlton who went to Bay Path to become a beautician. Then she met a guy from Southbridge. That’s how it always begins. They take a trip down 169 and the next thing they know they’re collecting welfare and getting arrested for gun and heroin possession at the DTA office.

You know how I can tell these two lovebirds are real winners? Not one person on the Southbridge PD Facebook page has responded with “free my boi.” It doesn’t matter how much of a slug rake you are. If you get arrested for something and the cops post about it, there will be a never ending sea of local muffs who are lining up to say “free my boi.” Not these two though. They’ve burned bridges with EVERYONE!!

First of all, what the hell is an able bodied man like Ramon Vazquez doing at the welfare office with an able bodied woman like Courtney Hale? Oh that’s right, collecting money from the taxpayers. Because….fuck work. And even though they clearly do not need the assistance because they have plenty of money for guns and heroin, they keep collecting anyway. But i mean, why wouldn’t they? They live in a state where idiotic bleeding hearts like Jamie Eldridge, who have never once in their sheltered lives been exposed to scumbags like this, continue to deny that people like this are abusing the system.

But they could’ve kept this scam going if Ramon Vazquez could’ve resisted the urge to be a hardo 24/7. Seriously, he just HAD to bring his knife collection AND his unregistered handgun to the welfare office. He couldn’t just….leave them in the car? He needs his knife collection and heroin with him at all times?

But even after they saw his knives he could’ve left. However, instead of just leaving and letting his 28 going on 50 year old girlfriend collect the checks for him, he just HAD to get in a confrontation with the security guards. Because when you have hair like this:


You always have to prove to the world how much of a badass you are.

Here’s my question – why is she allowed to collect welfare if she has outstanding warrants? Why did it take a gun and a bunch of heroin in order for her to finally get caught? Do they not screen these winners when they come in for their checks on the first of the month? Or do we just hand over money to people who are clearly high so they can spend it on booger sugar as soon as they get out of there? Do you know what the T in DTA stands for? Transitional. As in, it’s supposed to help you transist into a lifestyle that doesn’t require taxpayer handouts. But instead too many people use it AS a lifestyle instead of using it to transist themselves into a self-reliant lifestyle.

Let’s check out these contributing member’s of society’s Facebook pages….

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Oh good, there are children involved!!! What were the odds that two deadbeats at the Southbridge welfare office would have illegitimate children involved in their lives? Then again, reproducing is the best way to make sure the checks keep coming in this state. We basically incentivize deadbeats like this to never get married but keep pumping out kids anyway. Single Mom gets paid for doing nothing, makes a couple bucks on the side, and pimp Daddy slangs a little H in Webster. You get a section 8 apartment, which leaves you with plenty of cash left over for big screen TV’s, tattoos, and other really important things. This is what we subsidize as taxpayers.

Sure, they’re engaged:

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But in Southbridge “engaged” just means he had Chinese food delivered to the apartment and didn’t make her tip.

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We can see what Courtney Hale finds appealing about Ramon Vazquez too. This dude might as well have “destined for success” tattooed on his forehead:

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That man just oozes sex appeal.

The funny thing is that Southbridge used to be a really nice town back in the day. Ask any of the old timers, or even the people who live on the outskirts of town. But one day they opened up a welfare office there and the rest is history. You open up one of those in your town and you’ve essentially set dooshnozzle bait.


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34 Comment(s)
  • May 14, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    Other posts or. I will study this article many times and get more experience

  • September 19, 2016 at 4:06 am

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  • Barnyard
    August 21, 2016 at 10:10 am

    Joe..please go talk to your dead grandfather on Facebook with all the other nuts. Facebook is for lemmings. All following each other as the talk to themselves. When are people going to wake up ?

  • Joe
    August 20, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    I’ve had some ties with Southbridge, as my grandfather landed there when he was 16 years old.
    He worked at the AO plant for 42 years, doing the same thing day after day & worked his farm, to help support the seven of them.
    My how times have changed!
    Thanks, Pepere from ur grandson.
    I wouldn’t be here without you, and I hope I’ve instilled those values in my children and now my grandchildren that you taught us.

  • Alternative thinker
    August 20, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    This is so common.. and I wouldn’t doubt for a minute, the DTA will still approve assistance, even after both arrested at their office. Years ago, my fiance applied for assistance, before we were together. She was told “Well, you’re not a minority, you have a job, so you probably won’t get any help” This was before I met her- she was working a 3rd shift job at min. wage, and brought & picked up her 8 y.o daughter every day from her parents who watched her and brought her to school when needed (30 min ride to her parents). .she slept a few hours a day.. trying to make ends meet.. and she couldn’t pay for heat or much food..and didn’t do drugs, alcohol, or anything. It changed when I found them. We’re doing well now..
    This state needs to change things where some sort of an effort should be put forth to get assistance. The government is enabling people to do nothing and get free money- for drugs, alcohol, cars, whatever you want. How can this be stopped?

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    August 20, 2016 at 12:17 pm

    I’m not surprised the least bit by these two druggies abusing the system. Sometimes you can just look at a person and know they are sucking off the government teet.

    Anyone else think he looks like Weird Al?

    • BobnMic
      August 20, 2016 at 12:59 pm

      Well in answer to your question No you crusty cock sock. Stop trying to attack me with the video you recorded at a car dealership.

    • Kevin Lynch
      August 20, 2016 at 3:48 pm

      Hello fake blondie. Does the numbers 98 TK mean anything to you?

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        August 20, 2016 at 4:02 pm

        Nope…lol close but no cigar! I thought you said I had jet black hair?

        Not going to entertain you, Kevin.

        I’m done with you too… You’re just looking for attention, not going to feed into your craving.

        • Tammy Go
          August 20, 2016 at 4:41 pm

          Kevin is looking for some new friends. Since the rest of us will not play anymore. He was such a good play toy but now he’s gotten old and boring. Bye bye Kevin!

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 20, 2016 at 6:26 pm

            Lol… He is so lonely! What a douchebag he is! I’m taking it you had lots of fun with him huh? Hahahaha! I always miss the good stuff.

  • cocomom
    August 20, 2016 at 10:33 am

    Too many Americans have no idea what it means to earn a living because they’ve lived off taxpayers for so long.
    There’s no shame anymore because liberal politicians work constantly to ease the “stigma”.. Like? Changing food stamp paper vouchers to plastic bank cards, changing the very name of the “Welfare Dept” to “Dept of Transitional Assistance”, etc.. These efforts have two purposes; boost recipients’ self esteem & hide the fact that non-productive people are using other people’s money instead of their own. The current welfare system coddles takers & asks for nothing in return & this has created a stubborn & unpleasant sense of entitlement which is widespread, ingrained& multigenerational… The ‘takers’ are outnumbering the ‘makers.’ Things MUST change.

    • Alternative thinker
      August 20, 2016 at 8:37 pm

      Exactly.. You’re better off to be a loser than to try to make something of yourself and try to succeed … I wasn’t brought up that way, and I have no idea how to apply for disability, welfare, etc. Honestly- I didn’t know a welfare office was now called Dept of Transitional Assistance! lol
      I wonder how many families they actually transition! Should be called Dept of Free Benefits

  • bird
    August 20, 2016 at 8:45 am

    If you build it they will come.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    August 20, 2016 at 7:31 am

    When I first saw the pictures of Ramon, my first thought was he’s as queer as a 3-dollar bill but apparently he likes females also. Maybe he swings both ways?

  • WormtownDrinker
    August 20, 2016 at 6:03 am

    If the checks stop then the votes stop.

    The only reason the court and DTA computer systems aren’t linked is because the politicians don’t want them to be. That would upset the RMV worker biting SJWs.

    Although I’d prefer it if the checks weren’t blocked when someone with a warrant comes in, instead it should notify the local police – come pick up this waste of space! Then cancel the check.

  • Joseph Schmo
    August 20, 2016 at 5:56 am

    Hey Kevin Lynch, STFU! Why don’t you go lick a meat pole. Also, I see that the system is working out just fine for these two, maybe now we are also paying for her poor kids to be taken care of in an already vastly overloaded foster system. Just two more wasted loads…

  • Reddog
    August 20, 2016 at 3:25 am

    My immediate thought was why do they need security at the dta office. There’s my dam ignorance again. What a couple of clowns,and yes,if you you have a warrent,no more checks or whatever they get till its cleared up. We should do drug tests too. This system is “FUBAR”

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 19, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    Can’t wait till you losers leave Facebook and go to your private app. So long with your hate, keep it in your closet.

    Facebook is the social media mecca. Go away Turtleboy.

    • Kay dub
      August 19, 2016 at 10:17 pm

      Ha ha! Turtleboy DOES live in your head! You just can’t stop visiting our blogs.

    • PG
      August 19, 2016 at 10:56 pm

      Fuck bags like you who claim to hate turtleboy and keep providing page views / amusing commentary are the reason they’re still in business. More page views = higher appeal for businesses to become sponsors. The site has over 2 million views a month and climbing, while your whining fuckery is feeding profits and simultaneously displaying your butt hurt for all to mock and ridicule. I hope your snickering in the peanut gallery becomes a regular thing, I look forward to the amusement, as well as your highly likely blowhard response having zero basis in reality.

    • whatevuh
      August 20, 2016 at 6:04 am

      Then stop reading it, dumbass. Turtleboy owns your brain (as small as it is) How do you survive being so fucking stupid anyway?

    • Frank
      August 20, 2016 at 9:46 am

      Speaking of closets …

    • ItsAllABadDream
      August 20, 2016 at 10:46 am

      facebook is for losers like you.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    August 19, 2016 at 7:32 pm

    word…not work..Typo. Ironic given my previous comment. God’s way of telling me to get over myself I guess 🙂

  • ItsAllABadDream
    August 19, 2016 at 7:31 pm

    At the risk of being “that guy”, the work is transition. Not transist. That aside, slugrake doesn’t do these two justice…

  • Margaret Melican
    August 19, 2016 at 7:26 pm

    There once were some welfare cheats.
    Looking for cash to boost their receipts.
    Those idiot muffs
    Wearing handcuffs
    Loving the allure of those Southbridge streets!

  • A
    August 19, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    Nothing pleases me more, than to get home from a long day of work, settle in to read a little turtle boy, and see the douche bags I’m supporting. I see fresh hair braids, glasses, cell phones, new sneakers! And apparently they also have enough of our taxpayer cash left over to afford some recreational fun, in the form of heroin and a firearm! UN-REAL!

    • cocomom
      August 20, 2016 at 10:14 am

      Amen, A.. I’m retired now (worked all my life) and this crap STILL infuriates me.

  • Troio
    August 19, 2016 at 6:05 pm

    I think the transitional means transitioning into a budda face at only 28 years old. You know she’s been using big time for a while. Good luck to the children they’re gonna need it.

    • lt
      August 21, 2016 at 1:17 am

      pfft… they are already in state custody by now. Notice the report didn’t mention they had children with them?

  • Emily
    August 19, 2016 at 5:49 pm

    He brought knives and a gun to the DTA office. You have to love the stupid criminals because its so much easier to catch them.

  • AJ
    August 19, 2016 at 4:59 pm

    Welfare checks, drugs and weapons…..what else do these scumbags need? TheYhe living the life as far as they’re concerned. On taxpayers! Yes, “transitional” is such a painful word, these maggots have no idea what it means, as long as the checks keep coming.

    How can this story get spun to make these 2 wastes of oxygen victims?

    The gingerbread girl goes to parenting classes? Priceless…..court ordered I’m sure….and she needs a ride to them…

    Route 169 is the gateway to hell.

  • Wwy
    August 19, 2016 at 4:47 pm

    Americans love that Afghanistan heroin,remember to thank the troops for protecting the poppyseed lands there. Then put your hand over your heart.

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