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Ryan Lochte Got Robbed By Fake Cops In Rio Because SJW’s Like To Pretend Brazil Isn’t A Bootleg Third World Country

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USA TodayRyan Lochte and three other U.S. swimmers were held up at gunpoint early Sunday morning. Lochte described the incident to NBC on Sunday afternoon:

“We got pulled over, in the taxi, and these guys came out with a badge, a police badge, no lights, no nothing just a police badge and they pulled us over,” Lochte said. “They pulled out their guns, they told the other swimmers to get down on the ground — they got down on the ground. I refused, I was like we didn’t do anything wrong, so — I’m not getting down on the ground. And then the guy pulled out his gun, he cocked it, put it to my forehead and he said, ‘Get down,’ and I put my hands up, I was like ‘whatever.’ He took our money, he took my wallet — he left my cell phone, he left my credentials.”

First of all, this is such a Ryan Lochte is one of the dumbest athletes who has ever existed. Just watch this two minute video of his greatest interview moments. He literally can’t do third grade math and couldn’t possibly sound any stupider:

And that quote from Ryan Lochte is such a classic Ryan Lochte quote. I 110% believe this happened when the fake cops told him to get down on the ground:

“I refused, I was like we didn’t do anything wrong, so — I’m not getting down on the ground.”

Because he’s stupid enough to believe that he has any sorts of rights in Rio de Janeiro. Then there was this:

“And then the guy pulled out his gun, he cocked it, put it to my forehead and he said, ‘Get down,’ and I put my hands up, I was like ‘whatever.”

Like……whatever dude. If anyone else not named Ryan Lochte claimed they said that I would have my doubts. But that definitely happened. Again, watch the video and you will be as convinced as Turtleboy is.


Anyway, the other part about this story that isn’t surprising is the fact that it happened. This is what happens in third world countries like Brazil. Don’t let Giselle and Carnival food you. Brazil is a pit. And the only reason the Olympics are in Brazil is because the IOC and political correctness like to pretend that globalism is a good thing. It’s not. Western culture is superior to life in third world countries like Brazil. There’s a reason people are coming to America and Western Europe and not the other way around. Because life is better here and all countries are not created equal.

For instance, this is what the diving pool looked like after ONE FREAKING DAY of the Rio Olympics:

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL - AUGUST 09: General view of the diving pool at Maria Lenk Aquatics Centre on Day 4 of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games at Maria Lenk Aquatics Centre on August 9, 2016 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. (Photo by Adam Pretty/Getty Images)

Because it was filled with algae and they ran out of chemicals. Ya got that? They just ran out. Because that’s what happens in bootleg countries like Brazil. They run out of chemicals to kill algae in the pool after one freaking day!!

It’s not like they had a lot of time to prepare for this or anything. Luckily they just did the diving in another diving pool. Oh wait, there wasn’t a backup plan. I remember when this happened in London in 2012. Oh wait, no I don’t. Because Britain is an advanced Western country that knows how to put on a good face when they’re on the world stage.

Anyway, Ryan Lochte was obviously set up here and anyone who doesn’t agree with that is naive. Think about. You’re a cabbie in Brazil and you know that a bunch of rich foreigners are about to come to your country. So you make an arrangement with some local hoodlums and agree to get pulled over with a car full of dumbasses like Ryan Lochte. They give the cabbie his cut and then they rob some more tourists the next day. You’d be an idiot not to do that. It’s not like you’re gonna get caught because you live in a third world country.

The bottom line is that there needs to be a list of like 10-15 countries that can host the Olympics. That’s it. France, Britain, the Netherlands, Belgium, Sweden, Germany, Japan, Canada, USA, and a couple others. Or we could just keep obsessing about globalism and multiculturalism because it sounds good. Whatever the SJW’s think is best.



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37 Comment(s)
  • BobnMic
    August 16, 2016 at 1:17 am

    Hey Fiesty Nicole. I thought you said you were going to stop being an asshole on here. What happened to that? Got bored? Every time you say you are going to stop you fucking lie. What in the world is wrong with you?

    Did you read that I actually stood up for you “again” a couple of pages ago? Ya you saw it but you still say fuck me. What is your deal? What exactly did I ever do to you to the point that you hate my fucking guts that much.

    And my name is not Greg Marsden by the way.

  • Olympus
    August 15, 2016 at 9:01 am

    The Olympics should only be in two cities: Greece for summer. It wouldn’t take too much to fix up the existing facilities. Lord knows their economy can use the boost every 4 years. And, it was where the Olympics started. Pick some other already used site where it’s cold in the winter for the Winter Olympics. Every Olympics in recent history has wound up over budget and the tax payers wind up footing the bill. And, last but not least, get rid of the IOC!! Norway dropped out of winter Olympic contention once they found out the IOC wanted a special/private highway lane for IOC officials. Some countries have brains.

  • BobnMic
    August 15, 2016 at 9:00 am

    Boy oh boy the Marsdens from Spencer is one fucked up family so it seems and apparent. Do any of you inbreds have a fucking job? We all know none of you have a fucking life or a clue. Fiesty Nicole lives and breaths here in the comment section with as many thumbs up that she can get in addition to the ones she gives herself. A thumb down ruins her world.

    You want to piss off Fiesty – give her a thumbs down. She’ll flip the fuck out.

    Without this she is empty and lost. Sad really but she brought it all onto herself and I will never feel bad for that asshole ever.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      August 15, 2016 at 6:31 pm

      Dude – do everyone a favor and STFU. You’re as annoying and desperate for attention as Spurts used to be, but at least Spurts wasn’t as boring. No one likes or reads your insipid and vapid posts, trust me. Don’t be a sore loser and stain on your family – just go away.

      • BobnMic
        August 15, 2016 at 11:42 pm

        Oh yet another one that speaks for all. Once again – I AM NOT GREG MARSDEN!

        • BobnMic
          August 15, 2016 at 11:59 pm

          “insipid and vapid posts.” I guess you are not a person of thought and insight I take it. Do not forget however when you lose that much attention to the important things, there are plenty of comic books out there to entertain you.

          Maybe you and Fiesty with her vagina pictures can form some sort of a fucked up alliance. That ought to be a hoot.

  • Nancy Droz Marsden
    August 14, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    I’m going to date Lochte one day and make him Greg’s Step Daddy. One big happy family! Say cheese!

    • Nichole Fredette Marsden
      August 14, 2016 at 10:34 pm

      Ewww! Lochte isn’t my type! However, you are the best mother-in-law I could have ever asked for! Maybe this will give Greg the father figure he needs in his life. I’m tired of doing everything around this house. I have to work in the morning, and the kids in that NICU need me, how do I concentrate at work when Greg is up all night typing so loud on his keyboard?

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    August 14, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    Brazil and/or Brazillians = dirty

    Nuff said.

  • Sal Monella
    August 14, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    Lochte was lucky. The criminals probably realized he was as sharp as a marshmallow and felt pity for him. Maybe now he can endorse Sureender perfume?

  • Joe
    August 14, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    I dont like turtle boy no mo but just go watch city of god and talk bout it with you local dunkin donuts people its always lively. Its been many years. Remeber when all the dds were run by Albanians. You know your from worcester if you know this. House across the street got hit by lightening got to see whatsup.

    • J
      August 14, 2016 at 11:07 pm

      That post was pure inane drivel.

    • PG
      August 14, 2016 at 11:31 pm

      How much crack did you smoke tonight?

  • PG
    August 14, 2016 at 8:13 pm

    Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    August 14, 2016 at 8:06 pm

    I was drinking soda when I read the meme, “I can count to potato” and it made me laugh so hard I choked and inhaled my pepsi. Perfect choice of photo, execution of joke = level 100.

    As you stated, pretty sure it was a setup. Seems like it makes a lot of sense and probably happens to many foreigners, even the broke ones lol.

    • Samantha
      August 14, 2016 at 8:17 pm

      Why don’t you choke, die and do us all a favor you fucking cunt bitch FiestyCuntFace. We all hate you you fucking bitch!

      • Samantha
        August 14, 2016 at 8:35 pm

        oh and go ahead and blame it on bob. he is your punching bag so it seems with your rants time after time. i like this guy and what he says on a serious level. you are totally different. you offer nothing but stupid shit. you are an idiot and a total asshole.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        August 14, 2016 at 8:40 pm

        Thank you sweety.

        So, can I see your titties? If not, can you make me a sandwich? Do something useful here… be a part of something great.

        • True Reality Speaks
          Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
          August 15, 2016 at 6:15 pm


          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 15, 2016 at 11:53 pm

            I am still patiently waiting.


    • NFL
      August 14, 2016 at 8:22 pm

      I could be wrong but this isn’t about you as usual fire crouch

      • Just reminded me of something
        August 15, 2016 at 11:11 am

        Didn’t this Fiesty whatever chick take a picture of her own pussy and came on here as Ashley or something not too long ago? And that pussy pic looked all kinds of beat up and raw. So fucking gross this slut is. How many diseases you think she has?

        • Ashley Losapio
          August 15, 2016 at 11:37 am

          Wrong Greg. This is Fiesty under the fake Ashley Losapio account I made because she’s a dirty whore who dates criminals and breaks the law… No regard for Police Officers or our Judicial system. So, she annoys me enough, and I knew the right person who gave me the pictures of her snatch. I put a probation officer badge on it so TBS doesn’t get harassed by complaints of porn on the website.

          Try again!

    • PG
      August 14, 2016 at 8:36 pm

      Don’t worry fiesty lawyer lady i still love you unlike these other chodes

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        August 14, 2016 at 8:42 pm

        It’s all the same person. I just answer it the way I see fit lol. I might as well play pretend and make believe I think it’s someone different!

        • ProfessorM
          August 14, 2016 at 11:14 pm

          Honestly, I’m torn. I can not figure out if he doesn’t realize that he is a total nutcase, or if he realizes it, but embraces it fully.

      • Leslie
        August 14, 2016 at 8:45 pm

        Me too Fiesty I have a BIG TIME lesbian total crush on you baby girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I spank you sweetness?

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          August 14, 2016 at 9:29 pm

          Hey there Leslie. Why don’t you let me bend over so you can lick my ass. I would LOVE that.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 14, 2016 at 9:39 pm

            ^ Fake…

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 14, 2016 at 9:47 pm


      • BobnMic
        August 15, 2016 at 9:18 am

        Question worthy of an answer:

        Can anybody, including you Fiesty Nicole, produce any evidence what so ever that I typed the phrase in any form, “I love you” directed toward you Fiesty? I know I used the word “luv” which many people (like me) say in a passing sense without meaning any real attachment.

        It still kills me that you said that, “I professed my love for you.” It fucking cracks me up. That is some crazy ass morning soap opera shit. Especially when I said about a million times that I am happily married to a woman that I do “love.”

        Seriously – how fucked up are you?

        • GoneWest
          August 15, 2016 at 10:57 am

          Did your wife check your internet history again Bob?

          • BobnMic
            August 15, 2016 at 11:41 am

            Oh GoneWest my wife thinks this one (Fiesty) is a fucking big time loon. She reads this shit all of the time. Never posts not even once. She’s not into it like that.

            But my wife laughs at how she (Fiesty) is so fucking obsessed with me and she laughs and just says – well at least you are mine. And this Greg shit? We fucking crack up. My wife asks who the fuck is this Greg? My only answer is that he is Bobby and Peter’s older brother. chuckle chuckle…

            It’s crazy and funny all in the same breath.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          August 15, 2016 at 11:41 am

          What’s love got to do, got to do with it? Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken!! – Tina Turner

          • BobnMic
            August 15, 2016 at 11:50 am

            Wow good morning sunshine and welcome to yet another round of, “You Suck.” With your host, “EVERYBODY!” clap clap clap clap clap clap…..

          • BobnMic
            August 15, 2016 at 12:12 pm

            Kudos for your taste in music. Probably the only thing I don’t hate about you. Everything else – forget about it…

  • Bill P.
    August 14, 2016 at 7:54 pm

    Fuck Rio. Place is a fucking cesspool. If I want a fantasy driven portrait of the place I’ll watch the video by Duran-Duran.

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