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USA Today: Ryan Lochte and three other U.S. swimmers were held up at gunpoint early Sunday morning. Lochte described the incident to NBC on Sunday afternoon:

“We got pulled over, in the taxi, and these guys came out with a badge, a police badge, no lights, no nothing just a police badge and they pulled us over,” Lochte said. “They pulled out their guns, they told the other swimmers to get down on the ground — they got down on the ground. I refused, I was like we didn’t do anything wrong, so — I’m not getting down on the ground. And then the guy pulled out his gun, he cocked it, put it to my forehead and he said, ‘Get down,’ and I put my hands up, I was like ‘whatever.’ He took our money, he took my wallet — he left my cell phone, he left my credentials.”

First of all, this is such a Ryan Lochte is one of the dumbest athletes who has ever existed. Just watch this two minute video of his greatest interview moments. He literally can’t do third grade math and couldn’t possibly sound any stupider:

And that quote from Ryan Lochte is such a classic Ryan Lochte quote. I 110% believe this happened when the fake cops told him to get down on the ground:

“I refused, I was like we didn’t do anything wrong, so — I’m not getting down on the ground.”

Because he’s stupid enough to believe that he has any sorts of rights in Rio de Janeiro. Then there was this:

“And then the guy pulled out his gun, he cocked it, put it to my forehead and he said, ‘Get down,’ and I put my hands up, I was like ‘whatever.”

Like……whatever dude. If anyone else not named Ryan Lochte claimed they said that I would have my doubts. But that definitely happened. Again, watch the video and you will be as convinced as Turtleboy is.

Anyway, the other part about this story that isn’t surprising is the fact that it happened. This is what happens in third world countries like Brazil. Don’t let Giselle and Carnival food you. Brazil is a pit. And the only reason the Olympics are in Brazil is because the IOC and political correctness like to pretend that globalism is a good thing. It’s not. Western culture is superior to life in third world countries like Brazil. There’s a reason people are coming to America and Western Europe and not the other way around. Because life is better here and all countries are not created equal.

For instance, this is what the diving pool looked like after ONE FREAKING DAY of the Rio Olympics:

Because it was filled with algae and they ran out of chemicals. Ya got that? They just ran out. Because that’s what happens in bootleg countries like Brazil. They run out of chemicals to kill algae in the pool after one freaking day!!

It’s not like they had a lot of time to prepare for this or anything. Luckily they just did the diving in another diving pool. Oh wait, there wasn’t a backup plan. I remember when this happened in London in 2012. Oh wait, no I don’t. Because Britain is an advanced Western country that knows how to put on a good face when they’re on the world stage.

Anyway, Ryan Lochte was obviously set up here and anyone who doesn’t agree with that is naive. Think about. You’re a cabbie in Brazil and you know that a bunch of rich foreigners are about to come to your country. So you make an arrangement with some local hoodlums and agree to get pulled over with a car full of dumbasses like Ryan Lochte. They give the cabbie his cut and then they rob some more tourists the next day. You’d be an idiot not to do that. It’s not like you’re gonna get caught because you live in a third world country.

The bottom line is that there needs to be a list of like 10-15 countries that can host the Olympics. That’s it. France, Britain, the Netherlands, Belgium, Sweden, Germany, Japan, Canada, USA, and a couple others. Or we could just keep obsessing about globalism and multiculturalism because it sounds good. Whatever the SJW’s think is best.

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