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Power Couple Busted Breaking Into Sutton Homes In Broad Daylight Might Be The Dumbest Criminals We’ve Ever Profiled Based On Their Facebook Pages

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Here’s a fun story about dumb criminals who wandered into the lovely town of Sutton in broad daylight and got busted breaking into homes:

Here’s another great example of see something, say something! Today we received a call from a citizen who saw something that he thought may be suspicious….well, we investigated, and here’s the Press Release about the incident….

At approximately 1:45pm, Sutton Police responded to the area of Marble Road and Rt. 146 (Northbound). Police had been summoned to the area due to a report of a suspicious motor vehicle. Upon arrival, Sgt. Joshua Nunnemacher observed an older blue Oldsmobile parked on the road’s edge; between two homes. Sgt. Nunnemacher observed a female, later identified as Stacey Grabow, seated in the passenger seat. The female informed Sgt. Nunnemacher that “their” vehicle had become disabled due to a coolant leak and that her “boyfriend” went to a nearby residence to “get some water”. Nunnemacher became suspect of the story after observing no signs of the vehicle leaking coolant. Additional police were requested to respond to the area.

Nunnemacher began checking nearby residences. A short time later, Nunnemacher could hear what sounded like footsteps inside a nearby home. After knocking at the door he received no response. Additional noises could be heard from within the home. After surrounding the house, police made entry into the home and discovered Keith Lavallee on the second floor of the residence. Lavallee was laying on the floor in a small area of the second floor. A small amount of jewelry (belonging to the homeowner) was found within his immediate area. Additional property, suspected to be stolen in previous thefts, was also located within the Oldsmobile. Lavallee and Grabow were arrested at the scene and transported to the Sutton Police Department for booking.

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First things first – Keith is the new Shane. It’s quickly become a name you can’t name your kids or else they’re probably gonna turn out like this. No offense to my boy Keith, and all the other Keith’s out there living life the right way. But come on now, you know it’s true.

Anyway, talk about dumbass criminals. First of all, they’re lazy as shit. Marble Road is literally right off 146. They couldn’t even drive somewhere more secluded in town. They went to the first house they came across after grabbing a pack of Newports at the XtraMart.

Secondly, you would think that they’d at least have some sort of story to tell the cops or neighbors if they were asked why they were aimlessly sitting in front of someone’s house. And if your story is “leaky coolant” you should probably make sure that there’s coolant leaking out of your vehicle. Just sayin. Anyway, these two are real winners. Let’s check out their Facebook pages….

They are totally in love:

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Everyone is gonna be shocked when they see she has been arrested, because she has a great reputation in the Blackstone Valley:

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She likes the $5 footlong, but she’s not talking about Subway!!

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She also may or may not have a license to drive the car that probably wasn’t registered to either of them:

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It’s weird that they would need to break into someone’s home and steal all their stuff, especially when she claims to be working all the time:

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Obviously she is the kind of girl you wanna wifey if you’re a professional dooshnozzle from Millbury, which is exactly what Keith Lavallee is. He’s really good at court:

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As a matter of fact court has become so routine that he started taking post-court selfies to celebrate his latest CWOF:

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He’s no stranger to jail, and he may or may not be a snitch:

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What’s kind of scary is that on that exact same day he had jury duty:

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The fact that people like Keith Lavallee can serve on a jury is the reason OJ Simpson was allowed to kill two people. Think about that for a second. We trust people like this illiterate career criminal to fairly evaluate evidence and decided whether or not to send criminals to jail. Fun times!!

I’m sure he was thrilled to be caught by a Sutton Police Officer while breaking into someone’s home, especially since he’s professed his admiration for the cops many times before:

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This guy is the poster child for everyone who hates cops. Don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who feels this way about the police and isn’t the biggest loser I’ve ever met. Oh well, glad to see he finally found someone to hang out with:

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And he’s got a great defense to use in court when he has to explain why he was robbing homes in broad daylight – no one would give him free money:

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Well, that and he was just really “board”

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Not working all week? Shocking. He might as well copy and paste this status for eternity. His struggles with the English language aren’t his fault though. It’s the school’s fault:

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And apparently he just got out of jail recently too:

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Safe to say it wasn’t him who liked that last status. Ya know, because he did the exact opposite of the advice his friend gave him. It’s cool thought because he fixed France:

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Oh well, looks like good ol’ Keith is going, going, back, back to West Boylston HOC. Hopefully Stacey has figured out how to send money to his canteen fund by now:

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Nice job by the citizen who saw someone shady in his neighborhood and did something about, and the Sutton Police for getting these winners in bracelets.

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24 Comment(s)
  • Steven Stover
    September 15, 2016 at 12:21 pm

    Patrick Deval ordered the police departments to stop telling the press how many EBT cards were in any criminal’s possession when they are arrested. Apparently that order is still in effect. I bet these scums have a few. Prediction: A few babies without naming dad on a birth certificate. Him costing working taxpayers a bundle to keep in jail and her with a pile of brats. They won’t be deplorable though. They are Hillary voters. Outstanding citizens if they vote all day.

    • Stacey
      November 22, 2016 at 9:20 am

      Ha too bad your 110% wrong about these two! See these scumbags have no ebt cards, and no children. No government assistance, thank you. Actually the state benefits every time Keith goes to jail, it’s called revenue. But believe it or not I am mature enough to read the comments, and understand everyone is entitled to their own opinion. We made a mistake, along with some other bad decisions, I apologize for my actions. Thankfully nobody was hurt and nothing was damaged! I learned from this terrible event, payed my “dues”, and wish better for myself and Keith.

  • 2ndamendment
    September 15, 2016 at 12:25 am

    Aug 4, 2016 Keith M. Lavalley, 26, of 14 Oread St., Worcester, charged with possession of crack cocaine, making an improper turn, and driving without a license, continued to Sept. 14.

    12/22/14 Keith M. Lavalley, 24, of 14 Oread St., Worcester, charged with three counts of receiving stolen property over $250 and larceny over $250, sentenced to four concurrent terms of 15 months in the House of Correction, concurrent with any other sentences now being served.

    4/23./14 Keith M. Lavalley, 24, of 19 Waters St., Millbury, charged with larceny over $250, continued to June 3.

    2/10/14 Keith M. Lavalley, 23, of 19 Water St., Millbury, charged with receiving stolen property over $250 and larceny under $250, continued to Feb. 26 on $850 cash bail; failing to stop for police, vehicle lights violation; and possession of heroin, continued to Feb. 26 on $250 cash bail.

    (2/10/14 was an interesting court date – also there that day : Antonio Zambrana Jr., 26, of 143 Belmont St., Worcester, charged with driving without a license, driving an uninsured vehicle, and driving with a suspended registration, continued to April 1.)

    1/4/13 Keith M. Lavalley, 22, of 16 Grafton St., Millbury, charged with receiving stolen property over $250, amended from receiving stolen property under $250, continued to Feb. 12.

    9/28/12 Keith M. Lavalley, 22, of 16 Grafton St., Millbury, charged with larceny under $250, amended from larceny over $250, and receiving stolen property over $250, amended from larceny over $250, sentenced to two concurrent terms of 6 months in the House of Correction, to run concurrent with any other sentences now being served; two counts of larceny over $250, four counts of breaking and entering in the nighttime with intent to commit a felony, amended from four counts of breaking and entering into a truck with intent to commit a felony, four counts of trespassing and four counts of wanton destruction of property under $250, dismissed.

    2/28/12 Keith Lavalley, 21, of 16 Grafton St., Millbury, charged with breaking and entering in the nighttime with intent to commit a felony, amended from breaking and entering into a truck with intent to commit a felony, larceny over $250, wanton destruction of property under $250, and trespassing, dismissed.

    There are more, but you get the idea.

  • Paul allan
    September 14, 2016 at 7:06 pm

    why is it that when you google grabow you get all the court records, but google lavalley and all the records are now gone?
    That moron gets busted at least twice a year on felony’s since 2011 and does no time, kinda makes ya wonder.

    • 2ndamendment
      September 15, 2016 at 12:01 am

      A few records are around. Keep looking.

  • Jimmy
    September 14, 2016 at 9:34 am

    I ment HE not she sorry about that

  • Jimmy
    September 14, 2016 at 9:32 am

    She most certinly is a snitch trust me I know.

  • Jack Mehoff
    September 14, 2016 at 8:12 am

    I wonder what would happen if they broke into Kevin Lynch’s plushly appointed refrigerator box? I’m sure he has some expensive beer can tab jewelry ready to be stolen.

  • Dick Hertz from Holden
    September 14, 2016 at 7:41 am

    Why didn’t the neighbor call the cops instead of searching his house himself? If these people were armed, he might be dead right now, WHAT A FOOL

    • Shawn
      September 14, 2016 at 9:39 am

      I was the neighbor.! I’m not a fool, my autistic son was getting off the bus in less than 5 minutes. Me being a loving parent I walked through my house ARMED in case he was in my house. At which point he would not be alive if he was. I will protect my kids at all cost. I was not going to let this POS take my son hostage or anything else. So understand the situation before you make a dumb ass comment like that. Sh

      • Tf
        September 14, 2016 at 11:09 am

        Shawn, I don’t blame you. There are some things within our homes that can’t be replaced, your child being one of them. Some of us are going to protect everything we love and have worked for. That’s a message to scuzzys out there.

      • 2ndamendment
        September 14, 2016 at 11:48 pm

        100% Shawn. NIcely done!

      • Beans
        September 16, 2016 at 2:29 pm

        And that’s how you show what a law abiding armed citizen really looks like! Kudos

      • Yousuck
        September 21, 2016 at 4:56 pm

        Lol take your son hostage? Hahahaha. And by the way if you had killed them you most likely would end up in jail yourself. Killing a robber is only justified if your life is in danger, smart one.

        • J
          September 25, 2016 at 11:37 am

          Ummm…. depending on what state your in dipshit…. and yes if I had a child about to be home…. I would be locked and loaded before I did ANYTHING. Your the idiot that doesnt think things through in a stressful situation.

  • Independent Thinker
    September 14, 2016 at 7:26 am

    They are fortunate that they didn’t break into a house where the owner was actually at home and armed!

    This is something for would-be robbers to consider, but they realize that a majority of law-abiding citizens were disarmed when the state illegally revoked our FID cards, which were supposed to be good for life.

  • Turd Burglestein
    September 14, 2016 at 7:15 am

    Yeah…she loves him enough that he can shit while she’s taking a shower, but does she love him enough that he can shit in the shower?

    Somehow I doubt she’s had a shower lately, except for maybe a golden one.

  • September 14, 2016 at 6:12 am

    Peak is a singoe of a few writable properties on FrameworkElement that specify peak facts.

  • WHATEVUH
    September 14, 2016 at 5:55 am

    I’ve said it before, when you post THAT MANY pictures of yourself on facebook, you are a complete waste of oxygen, and I’m write again (right) LOL

  • Shackleford
    September 13, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    I went to court for a speeding ticket and I was embarrassed to talk about it. I have no idea that the fuck is wrong with mongoloids like this.

  • EtDog
    September 13, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    I’ll never understand why these idiots post all their dirty laundry and court dates on Facebook. Don’t most people want to keep it on the down low when you’ve been to court?

    • Rochambeau
      September 13, 2016 at 10:34 pm

      I would hypothesize that most people do want to keep their dirty laundry from the public. These are people who don’t. These are them.

    • LLC
      September 15, 2016 at 7:32 pm

      YES! I’d be hiding under a table in another country from the embarrassment alone…

      Now it’s worthy of alerting everyone.

      Bring back SHAME!

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