Breaking News: Karens With “Staying Home Saving Lives” Facebook Filters Save Lives By Calling Sutton Police On “Non Family Groups Playing”
Breaking news out of Sutton!! Holy. Fucking. Shit. Thank God for suburban Karens to alert the public to the…
Keytar Bear Is A Dick Cheese Who Got Arrested For Shitting In Front Of A Kid In Public, Threatened To Kill Someone, And Left Us An Insane Voicemail And Messages
Last week I published a blog about Keytar Bear, the lovable guy who dresses as Ted and plays music…
Douchebag Direnzo’s Truck Driver Weaves In And Out Of Traffic On Rt 146 While Hauling Leaning Tower Of Nissan
It’s been a rough week for Direnzo’s Towing. The other day they were shamed into dropping a $16,342 bill…
Shrewsbury Sheisterino Part 1: Fake Marine Service Dog Trainer Uses Chris Roy’s Name And Wisconsin House Fire To Raise Money For Fraudulent Amazon Gift Wish
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Dumb People Get Mad At Sutton Police For Posting That Murdered Weymouth Cop Michael Chesna Sacrificed Everything Because This Is Somehow Racist
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Methfaced Titty Blob And Grundlejuicer Wife Arrested In Sutton For Driving Around In Rape Van With 3 Year Old While Making Crack Cocaine And Inhaling Propane
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Sutton Superintendent Finds Out The Hard Way That No Delay Was A Bad Choice As Bus Full Of Kids Rolls Down Hill, Smashes Into Car In Insane Video
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Top 20 Best To Worst Plowed Towns In Worcester County, Part 2
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Bootleg 90’s Rap Video Throwback With Jorts Arrested In Sutton For 2nd DUI Driving Wrong Way On Route 146
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Power Couple Busted Breaking Into Sutton Homes In Broad Daylight Might Be The Dumbest Criminals We’ve Ever Profiled Based On Their Facebook Pages
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Tour de Turtle Bone Ride: Auburn, Oxford, Sutton, Douglas, Webster, Dudley, Southbridge, Charlton, East Brookfield, Spencer, Leicester
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