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Dumb People Get Mad At Sutton Police For Posting That Murdered Weymouth Cop Michael Chesna Sacrificed Everything Because This Is Somehow Racist 

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The Sutton Police posted this tribute to murdered Weymouth Police Officer Michael Chesna yesterday…..

I like it a lot. I like it because it puts the ridiculous Kaepernick Nike ad into perspective. Michael Chesna is dead because of people like Colin Kaepernick. It’s because of the anti-police culture that black lives matter has fostered that Chesna chose NOT to shoot the “unarmed” person of color who ended up knocking him unconscious with a rock, and then murdered him with his own service weapon. Make no doubt about it – if Chesna had killed that maggot Colin Kaepernick and his followers would’ve wanted Chesna’s head. If he had made the choice that his children deserved to have a father more than this maggot had a right to a taxpayer funded life in prison, he would be the next Darren Wilson.

Michael Chesna believed in something – law and order.

He sacrificed everything – his career, his life, and his family.

This was obviously a reaction to the ridiculousness of suggesting that a man being paid millions of dollars to sell shoes because he knelt during a song, has given up anything.

This was a reaction to the ridiculousness of suggesting that a man who has never held a press conference on what he stands for, never used his stage at the Super Bowl to speak out about his cause, and wore a t-shirt celebrating an oppressive dictator, believed in something.

Every time NFL players take a knee they are spitting in the faces of police officers. Every time NFL players take a knee they are following the lead of a man who wore pig socks to practice.

They are following the lead of a man who donated $25,000 to a charity named after cop killer Assata Shakur, who broke out of jail and is now in exile in Cuba, a country Kaepernick seems to think is better than the United States. A man who still has this tweet up calling ALL police officers modern day slave catchers.


So yes, the police should be outraged about this, and they should be allowed to use their platforms to honor REAL heroes who have sacrificed REAL things. Like their lives.

This whiny SJW insisted on being the turd in the punch bowl though….

“Is your message that you don’t care about police brutality or injustices done in the name of the law.”

No. Their message is clearly that Michael Chesna sacrificed everything. Literally everything. Meanwhile, you’re over in Sutton, a nearly all white community that you have CHOSEN to live in (presumably because you don’t like living amongst black people who you pretend to care about), clutching your pearls about how dismayed you are that they’ve chosen to commemorate this hero in the same way Nike is honoring a millionaire who took a knee during a song.

Wearing pig socks to practice, and calling cops slave catchers isn’t “bringing light to police brutality.” It’s shitting on the institution of the police.

Nevertheless the SPD were polite and professional with pathetic troll….

No moron. The only thing they’re portraying is that Michael Chesna sacrificed everything. Because he did. If Nike gets to honor who they consider to be heroes, then why shouldn’t the SPD be able to do the same to honor one of theirs?

Then she railed on about “innocent humans”

People like Michael Brown. Who were only trying to assault police officers and take their guns before being unjustly killed.

She also says that she doesn’t want to see Chesna’s death reduced to a meme:

Oh yea, she would never try to politicize a tragedy:


Other people also said dumb things….

And now for the stupidest comment of them all…..

So let me get this straight. A police officer was found GUILTY of killing an unarmed child. So…..then what the hell are they protesting? Isn’t this EXALTY WHAT THEY WANT??? Cops being held responsible for criminal behavior? The level of stupidity in some people never ceases to amaze just me. All you can do is laugh at them and combat them with facts.

It’s just amazing that Nike makes an overtly political ad campaign that honor a man who donates money to cop killers, and they get applauded for it. Then the cops post a picture honoring a man who died in the lined of duty, and somehow this is political. Insane.

40 Comment(s)
  • ANON11
    September 24, 2018 at 3:28 am



  • Mycal Jaxsin
    September 22, 2018 at 2:16 pm

    Caryn (WTF kind of dumb spelling is that?) doesn’t get America or the people who protect decent society from the germs and maggots that roam across it. If you really feel that way about law enforcement here then you need to get the Hell out and stay out.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    September 22, 2018 at 10:00 am

    That is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever read. And this is the internet.

  • Wabbitt
    September 8, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    As I see someone I know in those woke comments…

  • Centerfolds Rt. 20
    September 8, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    SGT. Lisa who started this. You are doing the right thing. Please talk to us at Centerfolds Rt. 20. The thugs you arrest are here. They would pay huge money to see you strip out of your black SPD uniform. We hear that you are kind of attractive. This could make you rich. The “bad guys” like to see “Bad Cops” stripping. Plus, you won’t even need to pay income taxes on anything you earn here. You could be our star attraction. Please bleach and shave if you need to. No back round check needed. We are trying to get Leigh also.

  • frank
    September 7, 2018 at 8:38 pm

    Caryn Francese I’ve had bowel movements prettier than you! Your typical WHITE LIBERAL all about diversity but you live in ALL white town you ugly slob

  • Mike
    September 7, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    “What you portray is stronger than what you mean” might be one of the stupidest things I have heard, and Caryn said it multiple times. What you portray, Caryn, is that you are a cop-hating simpleton who thinks the loss of a person’s life is less of a sacrifice than losing a spot on a sports team because of the divisiveness of your disrespectful actions. What you portray is that the myth of rampant police brutality, evidenced by ambiguous henpecked incidents selected from an enormous pool of Law Enforcement interactions throughout the entire United States, is so sacred that it should be above parody. You, Caryn, are a stupid person who should be embarrassed by your inability to think critically, and the spelling of your name is stupid too.

    • Stop SJW's
      September 8, 2018 at 12:56 pm


      Please leave our country or “hang it up” !

      You are the racist making everything racist. You have a mental leftest disorder that has not yet been named. There would be no racism left if it were not for you SJW’s making it up. I hate you. You should be deported. You are just causing trouble here.

  • Tim K
    September 7, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    This worthless sack of excrement is making my head spin and my blood boil. I wonder if she knows what it feels like to hear of an officer’s murder and desperately need to call my family on the force and see if he’s alive and unharmed? What pure terror I feel when there is an attack or mass casualty incident in the city he protects? The body shivering feeling of pure fear when I hear a shots fired call on my best friend’s patrol route as he protects those neighborhoods? Does she know what it feels like to be an officer’s wife or husband and children that have just had their true love and Daddy or Mommy torn from them forever? To have their world torn to shreds with the burning memory of a horror that will traumatize them for life? I think not. Me? Every day I fear, and pray. To Sutton PD: honor him as you wish. His dedication and sacrifice more than deserve to be honored… They demand it. God blessen and women of law enforcement that put their lives on the line for US. For you. For me. For their supporters. For their critics. For everyone. I wish everyone recognized that.

    • Tim K
      September 7, 2018 at 12:17 pm

      Please excuse the typo. “Blessen” was supposed to be the start of “the men and women.”

  • Fuck You Cunt
    September 7, 2018 at 8:17 am

    Caryn, You are a dumb fuck wasting good oxygen bitch. But, the SPD will shoot your pet goat if it gets a hard on and chases a woman up the road trying to hump her.

    • SPD
      September 7, 2018 at 11:33 am

      We Sutton Officers work in the safest town around. We act like we are being shot at or at war, but honestly have little to do. We are afraid to work in a dangerous city.

      • bston1775
        September 7, 2018 at 9:39 pm

        Violence against police specifically as has been demonstrated, can hit anywhere, from Auburn, to Yarmouth, to Weymouth, Falmouth, Woburn, Lowell, Somerville, Attleboro and more across the state… preparation prevents poor performance so according to your post, Sutton PD is well prepared… I’ve actually been to war, and your remarks demonstrate you have no clue about the world and more than likely are just a turd who is keyboard tough, but no doubt would buckle to even a Mayberry cop… so steer clear of Suttton Cops, based on your own post… they are prepared to wipe up turds like you.

  • ncfoothillbiilly
    September 7, 2018 at 8:01 am

    Yet another perptually-offended slug. Color me shocked. Libs are the poster children of arrested development.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      September 7, 2018 at 8:35 am

      Just came across this ad from the GOP. The Left is Crazytown…

  • bston1775
    September 7, 2018 at 3:27 am

    Truth… Truth is Sutton PD merely took a slogan and added a different face.  The sacrifice defined by the face is the real question, and the liberal, finger pointing population, offended by everything, afraid to examine the real problems just doesn’t like that their angle just got flipped by Sutton PD.  This is no different than how Black lives matter was upset that the last 2 words were applied to blue lives matter, all lives matter and alike… thereby using their tag line to demonstrate their divisiveness. There is no deep rooted question here or distasteful posting, only agenda driven interpretation because you they were beaten at their own game- people are tired of the whining…

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    September 6, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    Another one that needs her starfish stretched…………will it ever end????

    September 6, 2018 at 9:11 pm

    I have to argue against TB on one point:

    “All you can do is laugh at them and combat them with facts.”

    The facts don’t matter to those people.

  • John Harbaugh
    September 6, 2018 at 8:22 pm

    The Sutton PD is brilliant. Instead of bitching about it, they used it to both honor a fallen comrade and take their shot at that weasel Kapiernig

  • Uncle Randy
    September 6, 2018 at 8:12 pm

    Apparently, only black people are allowed to draw inspiration from Nike’s new slogan.

    Imagine that.

    Well done, Obama. Well done.

  • mrwhitesheep
    September 6, 2018 at 7:55 pm

    A quality piece of journalism! I also really hate rich black people and love our benevolent police unconditionally! Well done!

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    September 6, 2018 at 7:40 pm

    Another instance in which I wish the South won the civil war

  • Ames1049
    September 6, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    I’m torn as to what the photo of Caryn Francese implies. Either she is a fat mudshark, or a fat dyke. Either way, it explains her love for the piece of shit Kaepernig.

    • TheRightSide
      September 7, 2018 at 10:48 am

      You just proved our point! This is all racially charged, the police knew what they were doing, pouring more gas in the fire, and they are so called professional ones?

      • linda
        September 7, 2018 at 11:20 am

        The right side…… eat a shit sandwich.

        • Oops
          September 7, 2018 at 11:28 am

          I did not mean to give you the thumb up. I thought you meant for Caryn to eat the shit sandwich. Go fuck yourself too.

  • see all the sheeple
    September 6, 2018 at 7:15 pm

    the issue as pertains to this post is that sets up a false dichotomy, as if things can only be either-or to a tolerance of all-or-nothing. the complexities of both-and are apparently beyond the capacity of this writer and no small percentage of the audience. (i’m referring to this set up, “”bringing light to police brutality.” It’s shitting on the institution of the police.’) but in truth, both conditions exist simultaneously.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      September 6, 2018 at 7:29 pm

      Did you get your psychology degree from the same online diploma mill as the fake, woke Rev. Bitchface in the other blog?

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      September 6, 2018 at 7:59 pm

      Finally figured out that it is ‘see all the sheeple’ who is the lurker that has been the single down voter on 90% of the comments on all the blogs lately. Do you give yourself a good fapping every time you see your singular thumbs down, stoking the delusions that you’re the only truly intelligent person in this world?

      Joke’s on you, snowflake. You’re the only one all right – but explaining the actual truth about that would only shatter your false, over inflated ego. The world needs narcissistic poseurs like you to entertain the rest of us. Keep the virtue signaling for the circle jerk echo chamber dimwits you likely surround yourself with.

    • Sean Maguire
      September 7, 2018 at 12:54 pm

      Aren’t you the flat-chested girl who sleeps in the back of my class most of the time?

  • Dean Wormer
    September 6, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    Fat dumb and liberal is no way to go through life mam

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    September 6, 2018 at 5:47 pm

    Since I’m sure you will be reading this, after your friends tell you that you are now TB famous, I only have one comment:
    You are a vapid CUNT !
    Have a nice day …..and get fucked.

    • Cunt Evaluator
      September 6, 2018 at 7:01 pm


      As a man who has a fondness for fat chicks, I can solemnly say that practically no amount of money would get me to fuck that land whale. I mean, power ball jackpot money maybe, but I might die of a viagra overdose. Would not. Sincerely,


      • Hamburgler
        September 6, 2018 at 8:20 pm

        I see she changed out of her Grimace costume worn when she led the blockade of 93 a few years back. If she was the last woman on earth I’d rather fuck Ronald.

  • Judge dread
    September 6, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    More proof people on Facebook are idiots.

  • mrme
    September 6, 2018 at 5:20 pm

    Another troll with nothing intelligent to say.

  • linda
    September 6, 2018 at 5:14 pm

    Caryn, You are a dumb fucktard. Love, Linda (from Weymouth)

  • Jack Mehoff
    September 6, 2018 at 5:00 pm

    How dare these liberal pieces of shit put that over paid and un American slug Kapernick on the same level as Sgt Chesna. If things are so bad in this country why doesn’t he take his millions and go live in some banana republic where he could live like the king asshole that he is. If any of these liberal fucks have a problem, let them call some cop hater to protect them. These scumbags need to be publicly shamed.

  • Stunt Penis
    September 6, 2018 at 4:50 pm

    Just another post which illustrates what we already knew:

    People on Facebook are retards.

  • Rochambeau
    September 6, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    How shall we ever appease the perpetually aggrieved? Satire?

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