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Bootleg 90’s Rap Video Throwback With Jorts Arrested In Sutton For 2nd DUI Driving Wrong Way On Route 146

Bootleg 90’s Rap Video Throwback With Jorts Arrested In Sutton For 2nd DUI Driving Wrong Way On Route 146

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Millbury/Sutton ChronicleA motor vehicle stop by the Sutton Police Department on Tuesday, Dec. 20, resulted in the arrest of a local man. According to Sutton police, an officer on patrol pulled over a motorist at Worcester Providence Turnpike and Boston Road at 2:15 a.m. After the responding officer completed an investigation, Chanthy T. Phoutsakanh, 38, of 3 Colonial Road, was arrested and charged with:

• negligent operation of a motor vehicle;

• wrong way on a state highway;

• failure to stop for police;

• OUI liquor, second offense;

• marked lanes violation.


Wait….this dingbat was driving drunk the wrong way on Route 146? How did he not kill anyone? How fucked up do you have to be to do that? Shoutout to whoever the cop is who got this guy off the roads. If he was going the wrong way that means the cop must’ve had to drive the wrong way in order to pull his ass over right? See, cops risk their lives every day to protect the rest of us and the only place you can read about it is the Millbury/Sutton Chronicle and Turtleboy. This is the shit CNN and every other race baiting garbage “media outlet” has no interest in.

Here’s Turtleboy’s theory. The guy’s listed address is 3 Colonial Rd in Sutton. It’s on the northbound side of Route 146. Here’s a map:


I guarantee this assbag was coming from the Worcester/Milllbury area. To get back to his house he would have to go all the way down to the light at Tony’s Pizza and bang a U-eee. Not sure if that’s even allowed. Either way, it would’ve added a few minutes onto his commute. Or…..he could just drive south on 146 in the northbound lane and hope he goes undefeated in chicken. I’m guessing this is what happened.

Oh yea, and check out one of Chanthy’s most recent profile pictures on Facebook:


Henny and Corona. The nectar of hoodrats. The only thing that’s missing is the dog filter and some 100 emojis. This is a smart thing to post on social media when you already have one DUI under your belt.

Oh yea, and here’s a tip. If you’re 38 years old and you’re still dressing like an extra in a 90’s rap video:



then you’re doing something wrong. Especially if the only thing longer than your rap sheet are your jorts. Just sayin.


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12 Comment(s)
  • jon
    January 3, 2017 at 1:27 am

    that dude killed someone back in the day did a shit load of time. his name was in the tng long time ago

  • BobnMic
    January 3, 2017 at 12:18 am

    Purposely driving the wrong way on 146? In addition to the criminal charges a section 12 might as well be in order I’m thinking due to the mere insanity of it all but of course some Massachusetts liberal defense counsel and/or judge would use that as leverage to try and negate or outright dismiss the criminal charges. A real judge would order a psych evaluation anyway. So proper chargers were issued. Nice job SPD.

    Rolling the dice in WORC CDC #62 however. Hopefully the case will not go before judge Sullivan. Is that little weasel still on the bench? He used to sit on 4 telephone books so he could see over the bench otherwise he’d look like “Kilroy was here.”

    • BobnMic please go away
      January 3, 2017 at 6:17 am

      Speed Kills! GO AWAAY!

  • Peter Poonstache
    January 2, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    Clown dick

  • Justice
    January 2, 2017 at 10:00 pm

    I need a pronunciation key and the Ancestry DNA test just to figure out where Chanthy Phoutsakanhstry calls the motherland.

  • Stephen Bernal
    January 2, 2017 at 6:48 pm

    The most irritating that is he seems to have a lot of “friends” on Facebook. His gay ass profile pictures tend to generate 50-70 likes. Meaning that people somehow… like this douchebag?

    Fuck. He must have a stupid army of Asian hoodrats staring down the Big 4-0 and NOTHING to show for themselves except for 15 years of blackouts on cheap vodka and trashy tattoos.

    • Rk
      January 2, 2017 at 7:54 pm

      Since when does having a lot of Facebook friends equate to anything in real life?

  • Buck Futts
    January 2, 2017 at 4:33 pm

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

  • whatevuh
    January 2, 2017 at 4:31 pm

    Suburban pussy hoodrat wannabe

  • Who is John Galt?
    January 2, 2017 at 4:30 pm

    The house he lives in was busted by the state police and dea a few years ago for drugs. Shocker

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 2, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    I thought the nose ring thing was for girls only.

  • John Galt
    January 2, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    Should be charged w/ malicious defacing of a Patriot’s hat also

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