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This video of a school bus sliding down a hill in Sutton with a bunch of kids in it is INSANE:
Ho-lee-shit. Imagine that car wasn’t there to take one for the team?
New England man. The roads today were insane and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. It’s black ice. All the sand in Max Kellerman’s vajayjay can’t fix it. I couldn’t even get up my driveway today and it’s barely an incline. The poor kids on that bus must be all frazzled now. They hit that car pretty hard and they probably all went flying. Since then the schools sent out a directive for all buses to pull over to the side of the road until the police have determined that they’re safe to drive on:
Probably should’ve done that before sending the buses out to begin with. Just sayin. How’d you like to be a kid on one of those buses? Hope they charged their iMachines or else it’s gonna be pretty boring. As long as they don’t get hurt it actually works out well for them though, especially if they had a quiz first period. Jackpot!
This has to be happening in more towns, right? It’s not like Sutton is the only place with black ice today. If my car can’t get up a driveway then how are buses all over the state getting up hills?
A lot of people are gonna hate on whoever the Superintendent is for not calling school. Normally I’d be with the mob, but there’s no tougher and nerve wracking call to make than a superintendent deciding what to do about school on a day like this. If they cancelled then the “back in my dad we walked to school in snowstorms, uphill both ways” patrol would be out in full force. So would parents who wisely scheduled Disney trips for June 23, forgetting that sometimes it snows in Massachusetts.
But on the other hand……..
Yea, I’d rather just have everyone call me a snowflake than have this on my resume. Superintendent Theodore Friend is probably real down in the dumps right now. I wouldn’t come out of my office. This is worse than Bill Buckner. But we forgave Buckner, so we gotta forgive this guy too.
Look, even Bill Belichick makes bad calls sometimes. And the superintendent of Sutton made a bad call. If it becomes a pattern then you move onto the next guy or gal. But a winner learns from their mistake and doesn’t let it happen again. We’ll see what this superintendent is made of by the end of the winter.