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Sutton Superintendent Finds Out The Hard Way That No Delay Was A Bad Choice As Bus Full Of Kids Rolls Down Hill, Smashes Into Car In Insane Video

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This video of a school bus sliding down a hill in Sutton with a bunch of kids in it is INSANE:


Ho-lee-shit. Imagine that car wasn’t there to take one for the team?

New England man. The roads today were insane and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. It’s black ice. All the sand in Max Kellerman’s vajayjay can’t fix it. I couldn’t even get up my driveway today and it’s barely an incline. The poor kids on that bus must be all frazzled now. They hit that car pretty hard and they probably all went flying. Since then the schools sent out a directive for all buses to pull over to the side of the road until the police have determined that they’re safe to drive on:

Probably should’ve done that before sending the buses out to begin with. Just sayin. How’d you like to be a kid on one of those buses? Hope they charged their iMachines or else it’s gonna be pretty boring. As long as they don’t get hurt it actually works out well for them though, especially if they had a quiz first period. Jackpot!

This has to be happening in more towns, right? It’s not like Sutton is the only place with black ice today. If my car can’t get up a driveway then how are buses all over the state getting up hills?

A lot of people are gonna hate on whoever the Superintendent is for not calling school. Normally I’d be with the mob, but there’s no tougher and nerve wracking call to make than a superintendent deciding what to do about school on a day like this. If they cancelled then the “back in my dad we walked to school in snowstorms, uphill both ways” patrol would be out in full force. So would parents who wisely scheduled Disney trips for June 23, forgetting that sometimes it snows in Massachusetts.

But on the other hand……..

Yea, I’d rather just have everyone call me a snowflake than have this on my resume. Superintendent Theodore Friend is probably real down in the dumps right now. I wouldn’t come out of my office. This is worse than Bill Buckner. But we forgave Buckner, so we gotta forgive this guy too.

Look, even Bill Belichick makes bad calls sometimes. And the superintendent of Sutton made a bad call. If it becomes a pattern then you move onto the next guy or gal. But a winner learns from their mistake and doesn’t let it happen again. We’ll see what this superintendent is made of by the end of the winter.

13 Comment(s)
  • Too Tall Tim
    January 27, 2018 at 3:55 pm

    The woman’s going, “Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God!” like it’s the frickin’ Hindenburg disaster meanwhile the kids on the bus are going, “Cool!!” “All Right!” “Neat!” “Far Out!” or whatever kids say these days.

  • January 23, 2018 at 7:21 pm

    I am such a dainty little waif but I’m also a macho sports guy. I love to be held down and told how smooth my taint is. I have a little cheerleader outfit that I wear. I never cheer for the US military but mostly cheer for will and grace reruns.

  • Awesome!
    January 23, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    That was good, watched it a couple times.

    Don’t worry about freezing rain, you got all wheel drive SUV or a heavy bus a little ice can’t stop you! Floor it man show that ice who’s boss.

  • Not a racist
    January 23, 2018 at 6:23 pm

    Why are you so racist and calling it black ice? Why is black associated with everything negative? Black hats on bad guys, black robed figures representing evil, black ice. It’s clear ice not black ice.

  • BRUCE HYCHE
    January 23, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    I live near there. On my way to work { in 4wd low} I witnessed a town sander at 6:45 sliding up hill to sand. I guess the Sutton DPW does not realize that drizzle and fog and 30 degrees equals glare ice. Trying to save salt and sand would be my guess.

  • Brian Albrecht
    January 23, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    WOW THIS SITE SUCKS NOW. I MEAN IT ALWAYS SUCKED, BUT ITS REALLY GONE TO SHIT. Brian Albrechts back to save the day though you fucking blowhards. HAS TURD BURGLESTEIN BEEN SENT TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL YET? OR DID HE FINALLY DIE. IF HE EVER SENDS ME HIS ADDRESS IM GOIGN TO HIS HOUSE THAT DAY. FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
    #FUCK WITH ME
    #WEYMOUTHRISEUP
    #SUUWUU

    • brianbasher
      January 23, 2018 at 2:33 pm

      It may suck, but nowhere near as much as you OR your mom. Seems like you got a lot of time to be on here talking smack, they still cleaning the men’s room at the bus station Mr. Wide Stance or have the hobos moved on?

    • January 23, 2018 at 6:04 pm

      Weymouth is the home of all pee-pee touchers.

  • Hugh Jass
    January 23, 2018 at 12:12 pm

    DeDe Delgado would have single-handedly stopped that bus. The same way she squashed the TBS FB business model.

    • KuntaKinta
      January 23, 2018 at 1:35 pm

      She’s too fat to fit on a bus…..

    • hughjassouted
      January 23, 2018 at 2:58 pm

      Yo, yo,yo LargeJass you’re another one who needs to be laying off my girl Didi. We all know you try to upskirt her every chance you get, just like you were doing to that tranny in Union Station last week. You probably had spank material for months from that one, huh fruitcake? Yeah, sorry for outing you bro, but you stiffed me on that bet that you could service those 15 truckers in 20 minutes at the Charlton rest area, I knew you couldn’t. #hughsoutnpoud

  • Rich
    January 23, 2018 at 11:41 am

    Cancel school? No. It will be in the 50’s soon. But a 2 hour delay or something like that should have been a no brainer.

  • Stud McMuffin
    January 23, 2018 at 11:41 am

    By ‘driveway’ do you mean side street littered with crack whores and needles TB cause…Worcester.

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