Douchebag Direnzo’s Truck Driver Weaves In And Out Of Traffic On Rt 146 While Hauling Leaning Tower Of Nissan 


It’s been a rough week for Direnzo’s Towing. The other day they were shamed into dropping a $16,342 bill they gave to Central Mass Towing after the family of the deceased owner of CMT wanted the vehicle he died in back. Then today a turtle rider sent us this video of what they said was a Direnzo’s tow truck on Rt. 146 (this is the area where they get a lot of business) after it hit a pothole. The car it was carrying was clearly about to fall off the truck, but instead of, ya know, pulling over and fixing it, the driver elected to cut people off while weaving in and out of traffic instead.

Look at that shit.

Dude in the white car had to drive in the breakdown lane because the car was literally falling into his lane. And this was just such a dick move too.

First of all, if you’re driving a tow truck just stay in the slow lane. Da fuq is the rush? You’re getting paid the same no matter what and you’re driving a giant vehicle that gets in the way of real drivers who have places to be.

Secondly, if you must get in the fast lane to pass some douchetwat grandma then just wait your turn and jump into the left hand land without cutting someone off. Especially while you’re hauling the Leaning Tower of Nissan.


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19 Comment(s)
  • Melissa
    September 20, 2019 at 5:53 am

    Hmmmm. Weird angle but i thk the cab is yellow …’or perhaps its just a reflection from the light bar. Assured collusion trucks also have bright yellow cabs on their peterbilts (similarly known for the scumbag who runs it) and ridiculous billing tactics.

  • Ted Baxter
    September 19, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    It’s Massachusetts, they will suspend his license in 15 years.

  • z
    September 19, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    Back in 72 my volkswagon beetle got towed and I marched right up to that tow driver and socked him right in the kisser.
    Got dirty looks from everyone in the tow yard
    My car has never been towed since. BFD

  • Mateo
    September 19, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    The car ended up at their lot.

  • Biness
    September 19, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    Direnzo’s Is in no shape to be “suing” anyone. Businesses sell. Businesses get sued, or businesses close because of a loss of customers.

  • Volodymyr Zhukovsky
    September 19, 2019 at 9:36 am

    I dont see anything wrong with the way the tow truck is driving

  • mizzbigbooty92688
    Lost cause
    September 19, 2019 at 9:28 am

    Your going by hear say which isn’t cool because you guys always post factz!!! How do you know it’s not some asshole like the one who lied about the shelter grc and sent the cops there. Nobody truly knows for sure if it’s that shitbag company. Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see!!!

  • TBriders
    September 19, 2019 at 8:56 am

    Do yo thang TB. Businesses are dropping like dominoes in these times. Business owners are the only ones that can really be hurt by anything that is written or said in this day’s world.

  • Diva
    September 19, 2019 at 7:24 am

    You should be careful about saying it’s a business unless you know for sure. I

    • WeRFucked
      September 19, 2019 at 8:45 am

      Shit-for-brains… Why?
      A reader says it was Direnzo’s. If it wasn’t… sue the reader for giving TBS false information. The writer didn’t just see this and decide to ride the coattails of all that is Direnzo’s bad publicity. A source is a source.

      • Julie the Jarhead
        September 19, 2019 at 8:54 am

        “A source is a source.”

        You sound like either the New York Times or The National Enquirer.

  • WeRFucked
    September 19, 2019 at 7:12 am

    “juror seven esq.” asks “I don’t know, how can you tell it is Direnzo’s Towing?”
    I don’t know how you can’t read where it says “…a turtle rider sent us this video of what they said was a Direnzo’s tow truck…”

    It could be just a douchbag saying it’s “Direnzo’s” but that’s all I need. Whoever it is, if I was the owner of that car on the back of the truck I’d be pretty pissed-off, assuming it’s not already a wreck. It looks like it could be a BMW .

  • Sheesh Kabob
    September 19, 2019 at 6:00 am

    It’s ok. The RMV will eventually get to his out of state record and revoke his license…. Someday…

  • Marion Barry
    September 18, 2019 at 11:34 pm


    • Rick James
      September 18, 2019 at 11:36 pm

      My friend Marion was supposed to be replying to Dario.
      Marion, I love you man, but you done fucked that one up.

  • Dario Argento
    September 18, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    They are all sniffing crack

    • foleyworld
      September 18, 2019 at 11:20 pm

      Crack is smoked, not sniffed. Everybody knows that Dario! duh

      • JizzMasterZero
        September 19, 2019 at 9:32 pm

        I have sniffed a few cracks!

  • juror seven esq.
    September 18, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    I don’t know, how can you tell it is Direnzo’s Towing?

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