Breaking News: Karens With “Staying Home Saving Lives” Facebook Filters Save Lives By Calling Sutton Police On “Non Family Groups Playing” 


Breaking news out of Sutton!!

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Thank God for suburban Karens to alert the public to the dangers of boys (mostly) wrestling!! Definitely call 911 like Ann Bouvier Achorn suggested. Imagine living in a world where people named Ann Bouvier Achorn are calling the cops on you for living your life? This is the culture we have created in less than a month.

This is such utter madness my head is literally going to explode at any moment. Think of what our country has come to when uttering this phrase is now considered completely normal:

“there are groups of kids out and about in non family groups playing.”

Non family???!!! Ganeesh save us all!! In fairness, what if they were Bristol’s kids? God knows her spawn is sprinkled everywhere, and technically they’re family so….

Also, I’ve had about enough of these:

The #StayTheFuckHome and “staying home and saving lives” bullshit is nothing more than a way for mediocre people to feel like they’re heroes. They wanna feel like they were somehow a part of fixing this. Newsflash – you haven’t saved a single life by hiding in your home and calling the cops on children.

Of course every time someone brings up that pesky constitution thing they’re just yelled at for ignoring the scientists and wanting old people like Ann to die.

Hey Ann, if you don’t wanna get the commie cold the stay home. No one is forcing you to leave your house. It’s you forcing everyone else to commit financial suicide that I have a problem with.

Then there’s the fear mongering like this from healthcare workers:

“Pissing and moaning about constitutional rights.”

Oh fuck off with your self righteous bullshit. I don’t deny that this is real. I just have a problem with fear mongering, calling cops on kids seen in “non family groups playing,” and pretending like constitutional rights are things that magically disappear because of a virus.

I have respect for this woman because she’s a doctor. She has every right to tell the world about the shit she sees in there. But she has no right to dictate policy for a society. She’s not an elected official, she’s not the queen, she’s not an economist, and she’s not a constitutional scholar. Setting policy for a country is NOT her job. Doing what she can to save the lives of the people who show up in the hospital. No one ever put her in charge of figuring out a way to prevent people from getting sick in the first place. She’s also employed and still getting paid, which makes it a lot easier for her to tell the millions of people who lost their jobs that they’re being selfish for wanting to make a living.

There is a difference between fears and reality. The people worried about millions of people dying are coming from a place of fear. Every “projection” has been proven to be wrong. Your irrational fears shouldn’t force millions of people to lose their jobs. These people who have lost their jobs don’t “fear” anything. They are living their worst nightmare. And every time they express their legitimate concerns they get told by these Karens that they are “pissing and moaning about their constitutional rights.”

Why shouldn’t my barber be allowed to open up her shop if she takes proper precautions, wears a mask, and constantly sanitizes? Why is she forced to completely obliterate her ability to make a living while airports are open, the NYC subway is running, and grocery stores and Walmart are making more money than they ever have before? It’s just madness that I can go down to Big Y, grab a shopping cart, and walk up and down aisles filled with people, but my barber can’t earn a living by cutting hair. But don’t worry, all these jobs will come back. It’s like putting meat in the freezer to let it thaw. That’s how an economy works right?

I’ve done my part by staying home, and I haven’t saved a single life in the process. I’m a million times more worried about becoming financially destitute than I am about dying from the coronavirus. It’s a chance I should be allowed to take. I was down for the shut down when it was put in place a month ago, but clearly governors and mayors have become drunk with power, as have all these Karens from Sutton. It must be nice to have the financial security to so cavalierly dismiss the legitimate concerns of millions of people who were forced into destitution because you decided that you wanted to live in fear.


159 Comment(s)
  • Mark
    April 13, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    Meanwhile they are letting criminals out of prison. The whole word has turned upside down !!!!

    • Liberal Trump
      April 13, 2020 at 7:18 pm

      One of Trump’s campaign initiatives. He’s already released more minorities than Obama. He even bragged about it in a commercial.

  • abc123
    April 13, 2020 at 9:04 am

    0.0% chance that dumb bitch held someone’s hand and said “you are going to die….and soon”

  • Wanker Mcfadden
    April 13, 2020 at 5:32 am

    I bet Ann hasn’t shaved since lockdown. Hehe. #hairypoon.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 13, 2020 at 1:08 am

    On Saturday, the Kansas Supreme Court upheld an executive order barring more than 10 people from gathering for religious and funeral services. The decision, a victory for Democratic Governor Laura Kelly, followed an attempt by a Republican-led legislative body to overturn the order.

    Happy Easter and a very Merry Shitmas!

  • Ski bum
    Carlo "The Scolar" Baldino
    April 12, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    Some blacks kids moved into the neighborhood. There goes my property values. I’m moving to Holden.

  • Glorified Pack Mule
    April 12, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    Hel-row..I work at carry the mail and I am an over paid dim witted donkey. I am looking for kudo and tips and applause.

  • Amanda Sawyer
    April 12, 2020 at 7:44 pm

    My sons watched me eat tonight.They got none.

  • outofshadowsdotorg
    April 12, 2020 at 7:27 pm


  • juror seven esq.
    April 12, 2020 at 7:25 pm

    Nothing to see here. I’ll watch for the state to announce that lottery sales are suspended. If you can get $10.00 on pump six, a pack of Newport 100’s, a large coffee and 10 of the new $2.00 lottery tickets anywhere in the state, because the government wants to keep the lottery money flowing why panic.

  • Paul Shanley
    April 12, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    To all the Karens.Please calm down.I will watch out for the little guys.

    • Father Mahan
      April 12, 2020 at 9:19 pm

      The young boys are mine.
      So keep your hands off

      • Torch621
        Big J
        April 12, 2020 at 10:23 pm

        Can it the both of you

        • Joseph Druce
          April 13, 2020 at 12:28 am

          You rang?

          • Defrocked
            April 13, 2020 at 10:17 am

            Go to S.Carolina Mr. Druce it is there that you will find what you are looking for.

  • It's aint Easy
    April 12, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    Just wait til all the blacks and spics start getting stimulus checks. To them that money isn’t for paying your bills and food it’s for buying Henny, Dope and Jordans.
    There aint no way them am staying home them goin shoppin

    • Liberal Trump
      April 12, 2020 at 11:10 pm

      Trump has given more handouts to non-whites than any other president in American history combined. A true liberal.

  • It's aint Easy
    April 12, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    It’s amazing how blacks, spics and dumb white people can’t follow simple instruction.
    The Government is asking families to stay contained for a month for the betterment of the country until we get a handle on this virus but what blacks hear is let’s all go to the park and shoot hoops, spics hear just do the same thing we do everyday in other words don’t look for a job and dumb whites hear sounds like a good time to do some rasselen with my neighbors.

    • Blumpkin
      April 12, 2020 at 9:58 pm

      If your mother is bored being quarantined during this pandemic, please tell her to google “retroactive abortion” and get the ball rolling quickly, for the sake of all of us.

  • hartf811
    Secret Hitler
    April 12, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    90% of the commenters here should just do what they want and die taking as many friends and family down with them.

    And I hope round 2 takes out the morons not succumbing to the first wave.

    Fat chicks, Hispanics, smokers and vapers, the homeless, junkies and the rest of lowest slime on earth.

    Add to that the “beans in the bomb cellar” 9 mil on my hip yahoos, and we can weed out societies losers and reset the new world order.

    Just keep Doing what your doing assholes. The virus will find you.

    • Aids kills more than corona and I sm not compkaining because it kills fags druggies and bisexual deviants
      April 12, 2020 at 6:16 pm

      As your dow on all fours taking it up the ass tonight may AIDS find you

  • Line up
    April 12, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    Line up sheeple, make sure you’re the first in line to get the coronavirus vaccine when it comes out. It’ll be like waiting for latest iPhone release!

  • randiguy2006
    April 12, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    Heys it’s Easter!

    So this thing must be over.

  • Reading sham
    April 12, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    If you are a person that reads, you thought you looked smart. But there aren’t many actions that are dumber. A dog with a bone is far advanced. You’re staring at something that someone you don’t know wrote. Hell, even if you do know them, you’re a fucking cunt. It means you dream of cock. Fag.

    • What The F
      April 12, 2020 at 4:57 pm

      Your the cock fag dreaming of the dog boner you fucking fag we can read just fine and know what Uncle TB said or meant to say and it didn’t say shit about Spring Break or fake doctors buying ice cream while they get paid like two hundred thousand a year to eat their favorite ice cream. Go into a hospital and start screaming how you hate doctors and nurses I dare you.

  • Judge dread
    April 12, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    People think soft martial law would be enforced by the military or police, nope. Instead it’s a network of snitches and BBQ Becky’s and Karen’s snitching on everyone and calling the cops. I hope they get COVAIDS.

  • Jewmerica the ugly
    April 12, 2020 at 2:56 pm

    What a neurotic Jew country. Sick fucks TBs nieces and nephews.

  • Boe Jiden
    Marge Bouvier
    April 12, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    Please Date My Sisters.

  • Frank
    April 12, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    Land of the free home of the brave?????

  • A dose of reality
    April 12, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    Watch the documentary out of shadows on YouTube.

  • Lynnfield House of Pizza
    April 12, 2020 at 12:15 pm

    Large Rona pizza and a rusty trombone.This week only! $39.95

  • Bob Murchison
    April 12, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    My nutsack is turning blue again

    • Amanda Sawyer
      April 12, 2020 at 10:09 pm

      Call me.I can help.


  • Sick of these fake healthcare worker stories
    April 12, 2020 at 11:43 am

    Tara is a fucking fraud. A woman is dying from Covid 19 and she tells her ” sorry there is nothing we can do for you but there is good news, we just got you a pint of Chunky Monkey. I call bs. The last thing someone on their death bed needs is ice cream.

    • Yeah.Right.Tara.
      April 12, 2020 at 12:01 pm

      I call BS on Tara too. You’re going to die and soon. There’s nothing we can do. I’m gonna run down the store and grab your favorite ice cream… which will not be easy to eat with a ventilator crammed down your throat. God, these people have no shame. Even if she is actually a doctor she’s definitely full of shit. That didn’t happen. Prove me wrong.

      • What The F
        April 12, 2020 at 4:11 pm

        It’s all true you must be the same people who hate Nurses, Teachers, Fire fighters and Cops. Those are the only true necesary careers in any society. Any other job is either for spoiled rich boys like Trump or idiot construction worker and waitresses who can’t read A FUCKING BLOG and comprehend it YOU FUCKING MORONS!

        • JP
          April 12, 2020 at 9:03 pm

          Hey WTF, first off go fuck yourself. Second go suck the collective dick of every nurse, doctor, paramedic, cop, firefighter, etc. because it sounds like you’re a fan boy of those people. I bet a $100 bucks you’re a volunteer firefighter in some shit hole town. Nobody said those job weren’t needed or important. But you know what else is important, those lowly construction workers, equipment operators, and skilled tradesmen who make those buildings and machines run for all the “hero’s”. Maybe next time a hospital needs to be built a doctor and nurse can do it, or when the fire engine blows a transmission they can just throw in a new one. Or, and the most important of all, when all the people in the private sector, whether a carpenter, manufacturing, a lady running some daycare is told they’re “non-essential” they can say fuck it, I’ll never pay taxes again that fund all the public sector jobs and hospitals. Remember who you serve and whose taxes pay for everything.

  • Spring Break Girl
    April 12, 2020 at 11:06 am

    Fuck Corona virus man nothing gonna stop me from partying and having a good time.
    Spring Break RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Fuck worrying about the Corona Virus I gonna party and wrestle with my friends.

    Wait a Fucking minute weren’t you just writing stories about that bitch who went on Spring break and got the virus and you were crying about how wrong she is for gathering with others?

    • What The F
      April 12, 2020 at 4:15 pm

      You FUCKING MORON read it again it didn’t say anything about going on spring break wtf are you talking about you FUCKING MORON. Doctors are all fucking lying about this nobody has even really died from Corona they all died from something else most from not breathing YOU FUCKING MORONS!

  • Uncle TB Used to Teach History
    April 12, 2020 at 11:02 am

    Yet literally has no idea these sorts of responses to public health emergencies have been used since the Founders’ era. Before that, too, but I’m limiting myself to the time period governed by the Constitution.

    He also seems not to understand the federalism system.

    Maybe instead of whining that there’s no constituional scholars on tv you could read something besides Facebook drama groups.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's Easter wish
    April 12, 2020 at 10:57 am

    I like it when we stop kids from free acts of play because of the dangerous virus affecting 0.007% of the population. It’s great that we stopped dangerous economic production too because global warming caused this virus !

    • An Inconvenient, Inconvenient Truth
      April 12, 2020 at 11:55 am

      Its bad enough that polat bears and ice caps became extinct 20 years ago.

  • Try to be better
    April 12, 2020 at 10:57 am

    C’mon man lot’s of us are stuck inside during this Corona virus and would like you to do your job and provide interesting and entertaining content.
    You claim TB Sports is a media/news company and that you’re a real Reporter/Journalist so maybe if you do a better job you’d get more readers and more people would donate.
    Hillbilly driving records and angry Facebook moms………………..really?

    • TB Newsflash
      April 12, 2020 at 11:08 am

      That’s all the site has ever been. The two big stories he hangs his hat on were spoon-fed to him by people he already agreed with. Everything else is Some Easy Target Compoundswear Writes Something Dumb In Poor English, Complains Goes Ratchet On Facebook When Others Disagree, But They Had a DUI in 2011. Feel free to donate to the Turtle Fund for this essential free speech.

      • Great ThornDike
        April 12, 2020 at 4:20 pm

        This may be the most accurate comment ever to appear on TB.

  • Fake News Excited About Dead Americans
    April 12, 2020 at 10:56 am

    Fake news says America is the deadliest wuhan virus country now.
    Lets do the math shall we.
    Italy and Spain combined account for 36500 deaths. Italty and Spains combined population is about 30 percent of America.
    America has 20000 deaths. In order to be the deadliest we would need to 8ncrease our kill rate. Just to equal Italy and Spain we would need over 108000 deaths

    • Yup
      April 12, 2020 at 11:30 am

      You are absolutely correct, and let’s not forget about China, their actual # of deaths are probably at least 10 times what they reported.

  • America Is Gor The Brave
    April 12, 2020 at 10:48 am

    I leave my house now more than ever. I refuse to wear a mask or gloves because I am not a pussy.
    I am free, white and 21.
    Shove your masks and curfews up your liberal cocksucking collective asses.

  • Simple Liberties
    April 12, 2020 at 10:40 am

    They all have freedoms. The kids have the freedom to wrestle, the lady has the right to complain about it to her friends and you have the freedom to complain about the lady who’s complaining (even though you don’t even know them) like the little fucking busy body drama queen that you are.

    What’s your point?

    • WeRFucked
      April 12, 2020 at 12:22 pm

      And you have the right to read any other blog, but here you are…. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

  • The Gay Oarade Is Not Cancelled Mahty
    April 12, 2020 at 10:31 am

    They think — and I agree — that we need to focus more on the Latino community around Boston,” Walsh said
    We want non English illegal invaders to collect unemployment and access free healthcare. Our goal is to totally break the economic system by coming at it in so many ways that it will not stand. We will punish americanos who voted for orangeman.

    April 12, 2020 at 10:17 am

    Wasn’t Turtleboy one of the “Karens” that complained about the Leominster boys? And got one of them fired?

    • Da Real Karen
      April 12, 2020 at 10:54 am

      Turtleboy is literally the biggest Karen online. He practically invented Karening.

      • endless outrage
        April 12, 2020 at 5:07 pm

        It doesn’t work if you point that out. Readers don’t remember what TB wrote yesterday or last month let the illusion of morality and baseless morale outrage continue or we have nothing to laugh at.

  • Tara Is Terrible
    April 12, 2020 at 10:16 am

    Tsra isnt a real dr. And if by the slightest chance she is a dr. Well, she is just a filthy CUNT.
    most healthcare workers are nor telling a patient everyday that they will die. Good drs give hope and help patients to mentally prepare to fight this insideous virus. There have been so many revoveries from this virud and these people were not told you are gonna die. The truth is many medical proffessionals simply dont know. We had one patient that looked like a goner and he pulled thru. We had another patient who was not as fortunate and passed. Anove all you give the patient hope.

    • Cheddah
      April 12, 2020 at 10:27 am

      Yup! Tara is either a bullshit liar or one of the most insufferable people working at that hospital..

      • realestatepup
        April 12, 2020 at 1:55 pm

        She is a real Doc and she looks exactly like you image. Whitey white white girl from Sturbridge.
        Hey, guess what folks? NO ONE GETS OUT OF LIFE ALIVE. NO ONE. So we kill the entire state economy because 600 people have died. You know how many people die every day in MA? 156. Per day.
        I smell a huge, bureaucratic rat folks, and it’s drunk on power.
        While it is sad someone’s nana or pop pop passed away, this is not a national tragedy folks. It just ain’t. It also is not a tragedy that an obese person with type 2 diabetes on 7 different meds dies from this either.
        I watched CBS news Sunday Morning and they had a little memorial video at the end remembering “those who died”. It was much as you’d expect….one was 93. NINETY FUCKING THREE. This is simply not a tragedy. People who sacrificed themselves to crash Flight 93 was a tragedy. The people who did die in the towers was a tragedy.
        Old people and sick people dying is not. That’s just the way life works.
        And yeah, my price chopper now has cattle shutes to herd as around the store. And now the “peak” has been magically revised from April 18 to April 26…I guess they shook the magic 8 ball again and got a different answer.

    • How dumb are you
      May 7, 2020 at 12:52 pm

      Are you guys really this stupid, or are you just pretending. Y’all got any clue what goes on in the front lines? Didn’t think so. Hope your two brain cells rub together once in a while and make a coherent thought.

      • Jordan Ziegra I use my real name, dumbass
        May 7, 2020 at 12:59 pm

        How dumb are you, do you? Do you realize that true hero’s are silent? They are gracious and do their job the way it needs to be done because they took an oath and they are supposed to be trusted. This chick is NOT a good nurse. She’s not someone I would want to come anywhere near me if I was sick, she’s clearly an attention seeking asshole. She’s don’t doing her job. So how dumb are you? STFU is your name Susan? Karen? Carol? Ps stop calling it the front lines. It’s dramatic and it causes fear and panic.

  • Hoping
    April 12, 2020 at 10:05 am

    Please get the “flu” uncle, so you can pontificate how it really is.

  • Zinc and vitamin D3
    April 12, 2020 at 9:58 am

    While the powers that be do everything to ensure they don’t let this crisis go to waste, be sure to take above-normal amounts daily of zinc and vitamin D3. Apparently magic bullets, according to many articles I’ve been reading everywhere but in the mainstream media. Confirm with your own research. Other vitamins and things like garlic can only help as well. Everyone stay well and safe!

    • Rochambeau
      April 12, 2020 at 4:36 pm

      Garlic is only for colds and vampires you fucking morons

  • TRUMP2020
    April 12, 2020 at 9:57 am

    HE IS RISEN! The Lord is risen! And it is THE LORD’S will to call the police if you see any porch monkey kids wrestling. And it is THE LORD’S will that the police will arrive and execute the dindu apes. ALL NATIONS RIGHTLY GIVE HIM PRAISE!

  • Busybodies
    April 12, 2020 at 9:50 am

    We’re trying to figure out what this website would even be without us!!!

  • Metacom
    April 12, 2020 at 9:29 am

    Event 201 Bill Gates has a patent for coronavirus and also plans to make the cure. We are living in V for Vendetta. They let us all know years ago through movies and tv also event 201.
    The Simpson’s aired an episode about this years ago.
    They have to tell their plan it’s up to those who see with eyes shut to understand

    • Made in China
      April 12, 2020 at 10:02 am

      The Chinese have an antidote/vaccine as well. Many have noticed that when President Xi visited Wuhan, he wore only a simple mask. He knew he was safe. They say when virus strains are weaponized, an antidote is always prepared at the same time — for obvious reasons.

    • Weatherman fauci
      April 12, 2020 at 2:17 pm

      So true. Bill gates is an evil person that wants to reduce world population and needs to be exposed. India already kicked him out for killing and maiming their kids with his shitty vaccines. Fuck that guy.

      • Bill Gates Rainbow Flag
        April 12, 2020 at 4:53 pm

        Bill Gates is a borderline Autistic Savant with sociopathic greed who got very lucky at the right time and place. Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation bitch please. At any other time in history Bill Gates would have been looking over the bathroom stahl at men shitting and jacking off.

  • hartf811
    You people are morons
    April 12, 2020 at 9:27 am

    “Don’t tread on me” nitwits are showing their utter stupidity. This is not the flu. This is not SARS, Ebola or any other viral disease we have faced as humans. Of the 7 Billion people on the planet, scant few have immunity. There is no vaccine. Get it morons? Not everybody will die if they get it. In fact data shows that fatties, diabetics, smokers, old people will die more frequently. Minorities and the poor will spread it more because they are either stupider or already susceptible to respiratory infections. Viruses thin the herd. That’s what they do. Our only prophylactic is distancing. That gives us time we need for creation of a solution or the luck we need to have temperature kill it.
    Economically, Nobody promised you a kiss on the foot in life. Don’t have savings? Cry into your cell phone while your fake nails fall off.
    The government is throwing money at everybody left and right. If you can’t figure out how to get your share you deserve to starve.
    But Live and poor is better than dead.

    • Dose of Reality
      April 12, 2020 at 9:50 am

      We MUST destroy the economy and kill millions through poverty to save a few lives from COVID 19 because Orange Man Bad

      • Liberal Trump
        April 12, 2020 at 10:00 am

        Orange man is giving so many government handouts right now it would make Obama blush. And he’s making sure they go to minorities first. It’s why they’re calling Trump the Black Lives Matter President.

        • Whatevuh
          April 12, 2020 at 10:21 am

          How does this relate to the article. The article isnt about Trump its about folks snitching on each other.
          Each time I see posts like this I wet my panties and I am starting to run out of panties.
          I am the self appointed moderator of this blog and this really really upsets my fragile head. Stay focused douch.

          • whatevuh
            April 12, 2020 at 11:38 am

            Another pussy heard from

    • Hugh Mungous
      April 12, 2020 at 10:21 am

      Fuck you faggot, chicken little better hide in the basement until November so you can vote for Bernie

      • WTF
        April 12, 2020 at 10:35 am

        Newsflash, Nimrod. Bernie dropped out.

        • Hugh Mungous
          April 12, 2020 at 4:34 pm

          You’re so stupid you fell for that you Chicken Little Faggot better realize Bernie is coming back in November for now he is chill during the corona news cycle he won’t get any blame. Trumptard and the Dems will destroy each other in the media. Bernie will be a brand new candidate to you chicken morons in 2 months with your 6 second attention spand. Better get ready chicken faggotts.

          • Go smoke weed in your moms basement
            April 12, 2020 at 6:21 pm

            You can get ready like you do nightly for a fellow bernie bro to drill you upthe ass.

          • Hugh Mungous
            April 12, 2020 at 6:53 pm

            I smoke weed in your basement with your mom then drill your wife and daughter in the ass how did my cock taste you chicken shitter druggie

          • Hugh Mungous
            April 12, 2020 at 9:29 pm

            I frequent bat houses and bang as take facials and rim for hours on end. This lockdown has got me going stir crazy. Any willing young boi out there who wants his dick sucked real good please respond.

        • Hugh Mungous
          April 12, 2020 at 11:02 pm

          No shit stupid , as for the wannabe Hugh that rants incessantly because he can’t match the intellect nor the quality of my life I feel sorry for him/ her/ it. What Girl Scout troop did you Serve in faggot, or were you a Weblow, Where did father Shanley touch you in the nether regions. What kind of a loser has to steal someone else’s nom de guerre on a fucking website. You are such a cunt. The original Hugh Mungous

          • Senñor Easter Bunny
            April 12, 2020 at 11:14 pm

            The LGBQTEIEIO community is out in force tonight. How dare someone call a fucking queer a fucking Homo, Oh wait they’re all fucking faggots. Happy Easter assholes Get aids and die faggots

          • Hugh mungous
            April 13, 2020 at 10:24 am

            I loved it when father Shanley entered my back door and played holy hiding saussge. I really enjoyed it and enjoyed that part of my life immensely. Now I sm a disgruntled middle age homo who betrayed his real feelings snd tried to play it straight but cant stand being straight. I lash out at others on line and call them names that I prefer to be called like faggot.

    • WeRFucked
      April 12, 2020 at 12:27 pm

      How about “Some People Are Morons?”

      I agree with you.

      Because of the morons… We Are Fucked.

  • Leftist Authoritarianism
    April 12, 2020 at 9:26 am

    You’ve all been reported to your respective Selectman, Mayors, town and city “health” officials, school principals, Governors and the google/facebook police. Maybe the hundreds or hopefully thousands of dollars you will be fined will get you to rethink your fake “rights” during a declared emergency. Bill Gates will teach each of you constitutional crackpots a lesson about your so called rights when you start carrying your electronic medical tag that he will own the patent for.

    Who is this barber they need to be investigated.

    Now I can’t stop thinking about ice cream thanks a lot you racists.. I mean virus deniers.

    ps. never let a crisis go to waste!

    • What The F
      April 12, 2020 at 10:02 am

      Hey jackass, read the blog again. Uncle TB’s barber is NOT working. He asked why shouldn’t she be able to work if she practices Social Distancing. Some of the businesses they allow to remain open make no sense. Why are liquor stores allowed to remain open? Hardware stores (Home Depot, Lowe’s)?

      • What The F
        April 12, 2020 at 3:57 pm

        Yeah so big deal TB me and few other regulars are being snuck into the shop for haircuts but none of us are sick. What the fuck you gonna investigate?? You are a FUCKING MORON the shop is closed except for friends who aren’t sick! I also have some M95 masks for sale $20 each and TP $10 a roll, lysol is only $12 a can 3 cases left and I donating all proceeds to charity for Nurses and Teachers! So Fuck You! YOU FUCKING MORONS!

  • bigdaddy
    Bill Clinton
    April 12, 2020 at 9:21 am

    I like this social distancing I dont have to go anywhere near that cunt Hillary but I do miss the energizer

  • Weatherman fauci
    April 12, 2020 at 9:09 am

    Great piece. In agreement with most people here, our liberties are being taken from us and these clowns are calling the police on kids for riding bikes. If they are so scared they can stay in their houses for the rest of their lives and they’ll be all set, leave other people alone. Same people that will line up for bill gates vaccine without a question. Sheep will be lead to the slaughter.

  • Iraqistan Combat Vet
    April 12, 2020 at 8:48 am

    My battle flag from Afghanistan is proudly hanging upside down in front of my house. Willingly destroying the country and wrecking peoples lives Over a disease that 90% of the people who have it that die had pre-existing conditions. Yeah right,the politicians just wanna hand out more free money and the immigration lobby is demanding more refugees. What could possibly go wrong.

    • Liberals Suck
      April 12, 2020 at 10:36 am

      Its intentionally done to bankrupt the system. Its about shaping the country in the ways the glibalists want and punishing Americans who voted for the greatest president America has ever known. I will be in Lynn tonight after 9 p.m.

      April 12, 2020 at 4:06 pm

      I have the US Flag from the World Trade Center and I shit on it every day in my front yard in full view of the neighbors and passing traffic. I make this personal sacrifice and constitutionally protected act of Free Speech to protest political decisions I don’t like.

  • Ward
    April 12, 2020 at 8:41 am

    Yet you shame people who work together and are already exposed to each other for getting together to have a few drinks!! For fuck sake pick a side!!

    • WeRFucked
      April 12, 2020 at 9:21 am

      I’m as confused as you.

      Go on spring break… it’s your right, or don’t go on spring break because you’ll get the China syndrome?

    • Well it's obvious
      April 12, 2020 at 9:44 am

      It’s because he wants to be a cop but is too dumb and is too much of a pussy to be an actual cop, but also really really hates it if anyone tries to tell him there are rules he has to follow. Look at this blog as a whole and tell me I’m wrong. “Nothing more than a way for mediocre people to feel like he’s a hero.”

      • Obviously You're Obsessed With TB
        April 12, 2020 at 11:38 am

        If you feel this way, then why for fuck’s sake are you still reading his blog? Go away zipperhead.

      • WeRFucked
        April 12, 2020 at 12:42 pm

        I’m pretty sure being smart is not a requirement to being a cop. I know a few. Some of them are smart and some of them are dumb as a bag of rocks.

        I’m a coward. Therefor a cop I will never be.

    • Whatevuh
      April 12, 2020 at 10:39 am

      My face is purple and my panties are tight and twisted up my ass.
      You leave tb alone. Is this your blog. No it isnt. Start your own blog then if you dont like whats printed. My head is readt to explode. I cant take an oppssing view.

    • Uncle Turtleboy
      April 12, 2020 at 10:41 am


      • Whatevuh
        April 12, 2020 at 11:43 am

        No its gebil and I can cum to your back door quickly.

  • Monkey see monkey fuck you
    April 12, 2020 at 8:37 am

    Stay home douchebags, follow the orders from your master overlords while everyone loses everything around them. When everything is said and done. Oops my bad we destroyed America, but here’s $1200 while the big corporations get bailouts. Oh and fuck you too.

    • Liberal Trump
      April 12, 2020 at 10:03 am

      Welcome to Trump’s America.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    April 12, 2020 at 8:33 am

    While at Big Y yesterday, I was walking across the parking lot when some broad in a mask and gloves shrieks at me: “Where is your mask !” She had this look of righteous indignation and was clearly “horrified”.
    My answer was short.
    “My mask? It’s up your ass!”
    What a cunt !

    • better answer
      April 12, 2020 at 10:10 am

      I’m not ugly enough to have to wear one

      • Hugh Mungous
        April 12, 2020 at 10:26 am

        Nice, Makes me think of The Cramps song what’s behind the mask

        • WeRFucked
          April 12, 2020 at 4:43 pm

          I’ll tell you what’s behind the mask you moron disease and death and a global Chinese take over by the likes of the Viet Cong and that includes the cunt who axed the question what ever happened to freedom to shop without a fucking mask you cowards. Besides your story is made up and fake everyone know that

  • Snarky Pete
    April 12, 2020 at 8:27 am

    #StayHome means a couple different things.
    1) ‘I’m deathly afraid to leave my house and you should be too.’
    2) ‘I’m going about my life like normal. You stay off the roads and out of my way.’

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    April 12, 2020 at 8:11 am

    Ok First off I want to say .. Happy Easter to all … Second… Very well said Uncle TB I couldn’t agree more with all you said above about the virus and how all the countries freedoms are slowly dying.
    I just wanted to comment and give a shout out of appreciation to a group of workers whom are also on the frontlines and at great risk yet extremely under protected and have gotten NO hazard pay or protection gear and are working even longer hours without any pay raises.. Id like to give a huge shout out to our postal workers in this country. I have family members that are postal workers and watching them get treated like they are nothing during this pandemic when they are probably the most at risk as they are forced to handle packages and letters from all over the world without being given any protection gear at all while all the nurses and doctors complain about having to switch their masks with each patient and double up on gloves our postal workers are being forced to work longer hours, no hazard pay, ZERO protection gear and so on.. Most postal workers especially the non city carriers are salary so no matter if they put in a 40 hr week or a 80 hour week they walk away with the same pay and rumor has it they will be forced to go to 7 days a week soon with no extra pay or protection gear while handling all these Becky’s mail and packages that come in from all over the world!!! This os exactly why I tip my mail person every holiday not just Christmas.. You all should consider doing the same.. Oh and most city carriers yeah they have to walk around the city with no N95 masks or gloves .. Oh and alot are older people to some are former retirees some have been doing their jib for 20-40 years so yeah lets all show them some appreciation today and every day!

    • The last guy who banged Serena in 1997
      April 12, 2020 at 8:39 am

      What kind of garbage human would down vote this? I have to hope it was a fat finger on a phone. Otherwise, there are some loathsome individuals out there.

      Hi Serena

    • Charles
      April 12, 2020 at 9:52 am

      Postal workers are glorified pack mules. They make to much money. That is why the Post office is going bankrupt. I get better delivery service from the paper boy!

      • I See Dumb People
        I see dumb people.. Charlie Cuck
        April 12, 2020 at 9:57 am

        Well maybe if you tipped your postal worker or possibly showed them some appreciation they would give you better service.. And actually NO postal workers do not make alot of money dumbass.. They are federal employees and the government fucks them harder than they fuck middle america .. Get a fucking clue dumbass

        • Charles
          April 12, 2020 at 11:40 am

          Here is my tip to all postal workers. Get an education and then you will not have to settle for being dumbass pack mule. I mean c’mon, the job isn’t exactly rocket science.

          • Paul Casale
            Two You
            April 12, 2020 at 2:23 pm

            I bet they are smart enough to know the difference between “to” & “two” genius!

          • Paul Casale
            Two You
            April 12, 2020 at 2:26 pm

            I bet they are smart enough to know the difference between “to” & “too” genius!

    • Grammie
      April 12, 2020 at 2:06 pm

      Shout out to the postal workers and the UPS workers! Thank you, Thank you, Thank you! What a shit show, for all concerned. This pandemic is for real, and we are really in the surge. Hang in there.

      • Charles
        April 12, 2020 at 6:56 pm

        I doubt that even know how to spell two, too or to… never-mind that they could know the difference. USPS is a bunch of lazy over paid dimwitted donkeys.

      April 12, 2020 at 9:40 pm

      I tip the going postsl worker with my tax dollars every year.
      If this bankrupted government entity were part of the real world, they would have gone bankrupt decades ago. I refuse to throw good money after bad. Its like putting 1000 rims on a 100 car. It makes no sense. I wish my mailman wouls shower and leave the weed at home.
      The Chestnut hill “workers” who were busted for smoking weed in thrir tax payer provided gubment trucks.
      You should have been layed off years ago and during every recession. I would rather spit in your face then give you a tip this Christmas why dont you tip me this Christmas and thank me for paying taxes so that you and yours would never have to face the consewuences of layoffs snd you should.

  • Jordis
    April 12, 2020 at 8:07 am

    New Bedford PD posted how they want you to call them if you see people next to each other. Smh

    Dartmouth residents actually post about seeing kids riding their bikes and how “they talked to them”.

    This shit is out of hand. Its Easter and I cant even bring my kids to a playground per tradition.

    If you’re scared of the Chinese flu YOU stay the fuck home. Btw bunch of hypocrites when the flu was killing all ages, including kids they never shut down schools.

  • WeRFucked
    April 12, 2020 at 8:03 am

    So now this is all about control, & power hungry elected government trying to take away our rights?

    This country is fucked. This virus isn’t going away if all the neighborhood kids play together. What don’t you people understand? Kids playing together have nothing to do an adults ability to earn a living until those kids get their parents sick, who in turn get the people they work with sick, and so on.

    There are programs for small businesses to get relief. If your barber didn’t qualify for the $10k grant from the SBA, it’s because she claimed she made $14k last year, not the true $65k she actually made. If that’s the case, she deserves to be fucked over.

    Stay the fuck home so this will end. Keep your children home so this will end. Or it won’t end.

    • Not Exactly
      April 12, 2020 at 10:21 am

      You’re assuming the barber in question owns the business. What if he/she is “renting a chair” from a Barber who owns the business? He/she would then not qualify as a small business.

      April 12, 2020 at 10:39 am

      >Stay the fuck home so this will end.

      Do you have a decade worth of non-perishable food in your Y2K bunker? The rest of us have to go to the market, during the reduced hours, and buy food.

      • WeRFucked
        April 12, 2020 at 12:38 pm

        That’s totally different than a bunch of shitty kids wrestling. I’ve been to the grocery store. But that’s it. I’m almost 3/4 century old. I don’t want this fucking disease killing me or anyone else.

  • wee
    April 12, 2020 at 8:03 am

    well would ya look at that.

  • Sutton PD has the regions urban assault vehicle complete with 50 cal MG look it up !
    April 12, 2020 at 7:47 am

    I remember when Sutton , like many towns was a farm community . Urban sprawl and with came the three quarter of a million and up homes , and the nimby attitude towards the rod and gun club and hunting . The Sutton police also pull cars over on 146 north and south which I always thought was state police jurisdiction . It’s a nice town with a country club and beautiful woods and lakes , there are still farms and good people , just more and more of these money people who have the self righteous belief that they have a right to call the cops on kids playing . I’m sick of the hypocrisy and the sudden infringement on our already eroding constitutional rights . Curfews in Boston , gun stores closed , recreational pot shops closed but liquor stores open the list goes on . TurtleBoy Sports in the only media outlet telling the truth and not sucking the Governors balls . Support free speech and the Turtle !

  • Robin Sage
    April 12, 2020 at 7:41 am

    Sheep spend their lives in fear of wolves and coyotes. But in the end its the shepherd who kills and eats them.

  • just sayin
    April 12, 2020 at 7:24 am

    For all the economic doom and gloom now is the time buy a car! Only time the consumer has 100 % leverage…

    • WeRFucked
      April 12, 2020 at 8:07 am

      If you go car shopping today… you are a fucking asshole. STAY HOME.

      Actually… fuck you. Go car shopping. Save $4000. Then die from this made-up virus. I double dog dare you. Prick.

      • joseph henderson
        April 12, 2020 at 8:23 am

        WRF is a tough guy! Fucking stupid too. Must drive a pickup truck.
        Thing is you don’t even have to leave the house to buy a car now, they bring it to you. You can do everything online. When some see chaos others see opportunity.

      • WeRFucked
        April 12, 2020 at 9:25 am

        LOL… I’m old school and didn’t think of buying a car online. I stand corrected… if you’re buying a new car. If you’re buying a used car and not seeing it first, I stand by my comments.

        I do drive a pick-up & consider myself a tough guy. You are spot on.

        • Car Shopping 101
          April 12, 2020 at 5:54 pm

          Did you know you can shop online through Car Guru and such for a good used car, then they bring it to your house, you get to drive it for a week, and if you don’t like it or want it they bring you another one? Did you know that?

          • WeRFucked
            April 12, 2020 at 7:01 pm

            Thats a hoax nobody does what you described you know what you sound like. you sound like stupid shitty kids wrestling around during a pandemic your just white trash.

          • Now You Know That
            April 12, 2020 at 9:46 pm

            Car guru SUCKS and is way way overpriced.

    • Ram Jam
      April 12, 2020 at 10:08 am

      Just is absolutely correct. Just bought my wife a new Honda CRV, the best selling car in New England. Phenomenal deal. Way under invoice unheard of for Honda, 1000 $ loyalty cash back and more. Paid much less for this than I did her last CRV 4 years ago.
      Doing my part to support our economy in a small way.
      Auto dealers are dying a slow painful death. It was fun playing them like Stradivarius played the violin.
      And yes I never left the house.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 12, 2020 at 7:17 am

    Another example of people staying home with way way too much time on their hands.

    • Michael Collings
      April 12, 2020 at 10:55 am

      too bad the new Honda CRV turbo engines are having SEVERE oil loss issues
      Jokes on you now

    • 5150Mike
      April 12, 2020 at 7:14 pm

      I might be an old fart but I’m not stupid enough to buy a new car during a pandemic. If you look at all the locations in the world where the virus got going and at the 4G and especially 5G coverage you will realize that 5G weakens the human immune system and strengthens the virus. Places with 4G saturation and Wifi saturation do some of the same things. 5G causes cellular damage and inhibits the immune system and that is a fact and you can take it to the bank.

      The virus spreads person to person in the air and also on surfaces especially on paper currency. The 5G weakens your immune system. Corona can be flipped on with a switch using 5G from a flu like virus to a killer virus. Virus was applied to money and 5G power was cranked up but got out of hand. Why do you think the CIA has been studying this so much. You were so dumb to buy that car I’m laughing at you Mr. Big Shot I got so much money I go around buying new cars you suck. Have a nice day sheeple.

  • Karen Needs To Get Laid
    April 12, 2020 at 6:42 am

    I hate these righteous rich suburban pino guzzling cunts more than the virus. Theyre just pissed that they cant bang the dominican landscaper while their cuck husbands on a business trip

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    April 12, 2020 at 6:38 am

    Kid A is positive.
    Wrestles Kid B.
    Kid B visits grandparent.
    Grandparent dies.
    The Karens are nosey cunts but the kids should be fucking isolating. Not for their own safety, but the safety of others.

    • WeRFucked
      April 12, 2020 at 7:50 am

      Sounds to me like the kids parents are fucking stupid.

  • Dr. Kildaire
    April 12, 2020 at 6:20 am

    So Tara the witch doctor tells a woman she has the sickness, and will die soon. Nothing she can do. Bullshit story!

    • WeRFucked
      April 12, 2020 at 7:47 am

      I don’t know why, but that sounded fake.
      The patient just got positive results… and she’s going to die? It sounds like the doctor was saying “Sorry, we aren’t going to try and help you survive this. Have a good day.”

      • Math Made Easy
        April 12, 2020 at 11:51 am

        Actually the hospital says I know you just had a heart attack and your triponins have increased significantly and you have lost 50 percent of your heart muscle. Just as the dr says this the patient codes from heart failure.
        The cause of death covid 19 not heart desease. Covid 19 deaths reimbirse better and this patient has no insursnce. Plus with the feds msking it rsin for corona it is better to list this heart diseased patient as covid 19

  • Karens Suck
    April 12, 2020 at 6:12 am

    Part of the problem is that the credulous corporate employees bought into the hysteria because they thought that it only affected the people with dirt on their hands. The little people. Waitresses, Hairdressers, Retail Store Workers, and those contemptible Small Business Owners. They thought themselves akin to state workers – untouchable. They were happy for a free vacation.

    Guess what? I’m a corporate worker and I got the axe last week. Along with a bunch of colleagues. Don’t think that the big companies are going to let an opportunity like this to pass by. Plus, revenues are nonexistent for corporations. They would never endanger executive bonuses by keeping on employees and depleting their ample cash reserves.

    So Karen, I hope you lose your job and have to live with what you’ve done to the rest of us.

    • whatevuh
      April 12, 2020 at 6:56 am

      You’ll be replaced by ‘Shawn’ from India

      • Sir Wilfred Death
        April 12, 2020 at 8:03 am

        Already have been. Can’t help but notice that everyone let go last week in my company was white, male, and over 55.

        Here’s the advice of an older knight:

        Kids: When this blows over and you can get a job again, save a minimum of 30% of your income. Even if you have to triple up with roommates and drive a 200 dollar car, do it. Invest in the future but always make sure you have cash. Liquidity saves you in a crisis.

        Middle Agers: Make your money by the time you are 50. I did and boy am I glad. Nothing worse that an oldster with a big mortgage (many will be underwater in the year to come), leased cars, and full credit cards. That’s doom.

        Women and minorities: Don’t think you’ll always be safe. They are running out of white men to jettison and new ones are avoiding the corporations for obvious reasons. Your protected status will eventually erode as your jobs are sent offshore or automated. See above.

        Government is Cancer
        Corporations are Cancer
        Social Media is Cancer

        • James Sokolove
          April 12, 2020 at 10:32 am

          Sir, it sounds like you a have grounds for an age discrimination lawsuit. Please give my office a call. We don’t get paid unless you get paid!

      • I.ndians R.eally S.mell
        April 12, 2020 at 12:02 pm

        I am calling from the IRS.

  • Jesus H. Christ
    April 12, 2020 at 6:10 am

    It’s my big day. I’m back!

    • WeRFucked
      April 12, 2020 at 9:27 am

      I had faith! Where you been the last few days?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    April 12, 2020 at 5:58 am

    I concur with Ann Bouvier Achorn. Those children need to be ripped from their families by DCF. Those parents need to learn to obey.

  • UncleTurtleBoysMom
    April 12, 2020 at 5:32 am

    Self-righteous UncleTurtleBoy is “a million times more worried about becoming financially destitute”.
    UncleTurtleBoy should get a real job, and stop trying to scam dollars off of his base.

    • WeRFucked
      April 12, 2020 at 7:48 am

      Yet here you are… giving him page views and supporting his “scam.”

      • WeRFucked
        April 12, 2020 at 7:03 pm

        WRONG! For your information punk I don’t come here for content. I come here to insult shitty kids like you.

    • Fuck u
      April 12, 2020 at 10:22 am

      If you are gonna bitch and moan about a blogger asking for donations for providing u content, then stop reading the website.

      YOU come here for content. If you don’t like that he asks to be paid for his content, then fuck right off bitchtits

  • Me
    April 12, 2020 at 4:19 am

    Good morning all. Happy Easter.

  • Pedro Martinez
    April 12, 2020 at 3:52 am

    I’d drill her with a inside fastball to the cunt.

    Boston Strong

    • Nolan Ryan
      April 12, 2020 at 9:08 am

      I’m here in case you miss

    • Don Zimmers Ghost
      April 12, 2020 at 11:52 am

      How Dare You!!!

      • Pedro Martinez
        April 12, 2020 at 7:01 pm

        Come get some chipmunk cheeks!

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 12, 2020 at 3:08 am

    the flu hasn’t been that bad this year, so i don’t understand the big hullabaloo, but i practice Social Disturbance just to be safe. go get your hair cut.

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