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50 Year Old Man In Diaper Playing On Kid’s Rides At Auburn Mall Is Obviously Something That Needs To Be Addressed

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Came across this gem from the Auburn Mall yesterday on the interwebs:

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Just another day at the Auburn Mall. Now that the Greendale Mall is closed the Auburn Mall has officially become the mall for weirdos in the 508. Not to be confused with the Midtown Mall which is still the official mall for junkies and bootleg churches.

The picture was shared on a closed Facebook group called “The Auburn Site,” and it started this whole debate about whether or not a dude in a diaper playing on kid’s rides was something parents should be concerned about:

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“It’s not a sexual fetish, it’s just a fetish.”

Oh. OK then. So I guess grown men living out their fetishes on children’s rides at a public mall is perfectly kosher, so long as it doesn’t involve full frontal nudity. Got it.

Look, I get what people are saying, but all you need to know is that when someone asked one of these ladies if they would would allow their kids near this guy her answer was “no.” She said she’d keep on walking. Newsflash – you shouldn’t be forced to “keep on walking” in order to avoid a 50 year old man in a diaper at the Auburn Mall. That’s just common sense. What if your kids wanted to use one of those rides? What if that would’ve been the perfect amount of time for you to let them entertain themselves while you went on your phone and read Turtleboy Sports? Well, you wouldn’t be able to because for whatever reason you’re standing up for a 50 year old man in a diaper who is playing on rides that are clearly there for children to use.

Notice this guy wasn’t walking around in a diaper in Macy’s or Sears or any other part of the mall that wasn’t specifically created to be a child magnet. Is it hilarious? Yes. Should you still call the cops? Yes. Hell, you could even call mall security, since this is one of the only types of situations that they’re equipped to handle. But surrendering the kid’s rides to a grown man in a diaper is just place un-American.

 

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71 Comment(s)
  • Baby Freddy
    March 10, 2017 at 9:19 am

    Hey all
    Im baby Freddy and I’m an ABDL Who loves to b I n diapers all the time, and act and play like a toddler, but don’t think I,d go to the mall and play on kids toy,so like to go to the park or rest areas and b the baby I want to b,and go to baby shop s and dream about being in cribs again..All diapered and plastic pants and and onesie and bonnet..
    I’m in Mich and there r a whole lot of abdl out the who love to b babies again.. I just wish I could find a mommy again
    I’m BABY FREDDY

  • George
    September 15, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    I can see how a man wearing only a diaper inside a mall riding the children’s rides can be a little weird or disturbing. But he wasn’t nude right of course. I go out at night during the winter in my footie pajamas and they Cookie Monster or starwars on them and I don’t care what people think . If I gotta run to Walmart or target that’s what I do. Is that wrong also no not at all we all should the way we want to. When I’m not working on my days off I dress rather childish when I go out boys jeans super Mario or Spider-Man tshirt with a Spider-Man hat. is that wrong no so why do people make a big deal about the mall incented of course I wouldn’t go out in public only wearing a diaper that’s creepy little bit. But if I wanna wear my cute footie pajamas during the winter on my way to Walmart then I’m going to nothing wrong with that. We as a country worry to much if someone is wearing pajamas on a late night run to the supermarket or dressing young cause that’s how some people like to dress. There are more important things in life we should be worried about like out next president trump or Clinton that’s important or all the fighting and violence going on in our country that’s way more important then how someone dresses if it’s not harming anybody and there fully clothed then what does it matter the way someone dresses. We put to much taboo on the way people dress in today’s world. What’s next we gonna criticize someone who’s 30 years old just cause they wanna dress like a 10 year old or a teenager. Why should we it’s stupid. I dress like that all the time like I’m 10 years old or a young teenager and I love it and don’t care what people think. Everybody’s got there own quirks and if it’s not harming or bothering anybody then leave it alone even though you may think it’s bortherig people. Keep your opinions to your self your entitled to them but keep them to yourself if you don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all as the old saying goes. I’ve said my peace

  • Big John
    September 2, 2016 at 10:59 am

    Was just wondering. What law did he break? Is there a law that says you have to quit dressing certain ways at a certain age? It is weird but not more so that what you see people dressed like everyday. Older, large women still trying to fit in their teenage clothes and other things. Kids are allowed to dress like he did and no one makes a fuss about it. What law has he broken?

    • Bill
      September 2, 2016 at 11:23 am

      It doesn’t have to break a law to be creepy and wrong. Someone shines a little on this creep and he ran away like a cockroach. He knew what he was doing was frowned upon… He was embarrassed and scurried away. Does there really need to be a law to keep grown ass men from playing fantasy games in a child’s playground? Sometimes public shaming is required. If you can’t see that this is creepy and wrong and against public decency, keep wondering, but I can’t help ya…

  • ComfortablyNumb
    August 31, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    Any chance this guy was missing from a group home/has some disabilities?

    • August 31, 2016 at 11:16 pm

      Can’t say because I don’t know him, but unlikely he was a person in residential care. Rompers that big are specialty items so either he purchased or made it himself or someone got it for him. Residential care staff also wouldn’t let a client outside in a mall in just that, and he would have been noticed wandering down the street with just that on- although, given the propensity of people wearing pajamas out and about it might not draw that much attention.

      There’s also the possibility that this was a prank. Again, I don’t know, but I do know a lot of other ABDL’s (trust me when I say, We are Legion, there are more of us that you could ever imagine) and I don’t know any of us who would be quite so bold.

      • George
        September 15, 2016 at 8:36 pm

        your 100% right my man there more of us abdls then most people know or think there are. I dress young every day after work like in 8 years old and am I harming anybody by dressing that way no I’m not. Would I dress I like the man in the mall nope no way I wouldn’t at all. But great job man for speaking the truth about us abdls. I aplode you 100%

  • Ems
    August 31, 2016 at 6:45 pm

    Is he wearing a romper as well or is that a dress? Sorry no little child should have to see that until they are old enough to be able to have these things explained to them. It is a kids play area not adult who thinks there a kid area.

    • August 31, 2016 at 6:51 pm

      That’s a romper. I, uhhh, know what they look like, LOL.

      As for kids, psssh, they wouldn’t do more than ask. Older kids might snicker and laugh. It’s adults who can’t make it work.

      • Turd Burglestein
        August 31, 2016 at 7:45 pm

        There’s this diaper guy in twitter called @TMDSeattle. The TMD stands for thick messy diapers. This guy tests the load limits of his diapers by taking multiple shits in them until the poop oozes out of the elastic. Some of the diaper people I talked to said they wore them for comfort, but how can it possibly be comfortable sitting i a mashed pile of shit? The guy offered to let me burgle his used diapers but I had to pass because I only deal in perfectly formed turds floating in the bowl. What are your thoughts on this?

        • August 31, 2016 at 9:07 pm

          That’s way more information than I needed to know, man.

          • PG
            August 31, 2016 at 10:33 pm

            Your diaper fetish is more informant than we all needed to know. “I wouldn’t put on a diaper and do the stupid shit this guy did at the Auburn mall, but I’m going to post pictures of myself and attempt to have an open Q&A session on turtleboy about it! Speaking out against public in person displays but making openly known my lifestyle choices online with my picture isn’t hypocritical!”

          • August 31, 2016 at 11:51 pm

            PG, I’m not describing in graphic detail what I do in my diapers.

            I didn’t know that the site would pull my pictures from my ow wordpress page. That happened automatically when I filled in the name/email/website boxes.

            The reason I’m speaking up is to help offer information, because it seems like a lot of people are irrationally angry about this.

          • Turd Burglestein
            September 1, 2016 at 5:19 am

            TMI about TMD or TMI about my turd burgling preferences? And for the record, you seem like a nice enough guy as were most of the other diaper people I interacted with on twitter.

          • Turd Burglestein
            September 1, 2016 at 5:21 am

            Do you have a diaper theme twitter account? Asking for a @BaldRetard.

          • September 1, 2016 at 6:54 am

            Turd, thanks. Unfortunately I do not have a diaper-themed Twitter.

        • ProfessorM
          August 31, 2016 at 9:09 pm

          Turd, i must say, you would be in heaven at my house… My seven year old can talk a dump that would make a horse jealous! Hahaha!

      • Peter Pan
        August 31, 2016 at 8:09 pm

        You are one fucked up dude! Did you tell your psychiatrist you’re doing this?

        • August 31, 2016 at 11:05 pm

          Yeah, I did. Nothing to worry about. Its not like I’m twisting the heads off of bunny rabbits, you know.

      • bwahahaha
        August 31, 2016 at 8:39 pm

        Seriously, get help.

        • August 31, 2016 at 11:09 pm

          What is it that you think I need help with? I know a few things, like how to do a tune-up on a mk3 Jetta wit out removing the intake manifold. I think I just need smaller hands though.

      • Reddog
        August 31, 2016 at 10:45 pm

        Totally serious right now. When I was little,I wore cloth diapers and rubber pants. Do you wear cloth or plastic,and why do you prefer one over the other?

        • August 31, 2016 at 11:11 pm

          Disposables, hands down. I know it’s not great for the environment but I work 70+ hours a week and cloth just isn’t practical.

  • idontjudge
    August 31, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    Looks to me like someone lost a bet lol!! I have a mother that has severe manic episodes.. and while this guy very well may have some issues, a manic person would not run away. They would continue doing what they’re doing because in they’re mind nothing is wrong. I’m not saying it’s right or wrong, good or bad, but don’t make assumptions from a single picture. This guy could be a perv, or mentally ill, or a perfectly normal guy that just lost a poker bet to his friends.

  • August 31, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    As an ABDL myself I wouldn’t do what this guy did, but let me ask what the real shock here is based in. If he was not wearing a romper and a visible diaper, if he were just dressed like any other 50 year old man and was sitting on the ride, would this be as shocking? Just someone on a kiddie ride with no kids around?

    Or is it his outfit that was shocking? Was it the notion of an adult wanting to feel like a kid again? Yeah, I get it’s not the most appropriate thing to do, but it’s not drowning a kitten or anything.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      August 31, 2016 at 6:00 pm

      You’ve got to be fucking kidding me…lol

      So you enjoy wearing diapers? Does soiling them turn you on? I’m confused and didn’t know this was a real thing… I don’t know, the thought of sitting in last nights dinner does not sound pleasing. Come on man, are you pulling my leg? I even clicked your name and you’re a real person.

      This comment is too good to be true. It’s like a pot of gold right in the middle of a TBS article.

      • August 31, 2016 at 6:30 pm

        Hey Lawyer Lady,

        No, I’m not kidding you. Yes, I enjoy wearing diapers, although I find it more than a little creepy that you want to know if wearing or using them turns me on.

        Yes, I’m a real person who likes to occasionally let go of the stresses and burdens of being a 43 year old guy and imitate, as best I can, what it must be like to be 4 years old again. It’s not sexual, it’s fun, cathartic, and therapeutic.

        As I said, I would not wear that outfit in a mall, but I do wear diapers most of the time, under my clothing, you know, where the underwear usually goes. I can’t say I’ve never been tempted to ride one of those things as a goof, but I’m far too large to fit in one, so I stick to carnivals and amusement parks for my thrill rides.

        Is there anything else you would like to know?

        Regards,

        Matti

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          August 31, 2016 at 6:55 pm

          When I want to feel like a kid again I go to Friendly’s and order a fucking banana sundae.

          Tomatoe, tomato…

          • August 31, 2016 at 6:58 pm

            That’s entry level regression, Counselor. Grab your stuffed animals and throw on some footies and watch your favorite movie from when you were six years old while utterly ignoring every bit of adulting for a few hours while eating your favorite sundae. Add a blanket fort for extra effect. No diaper required, even. 🙂

          • ProfessorM
            August 31, 2016 at 9:04 pm

            Hey wait one god damn minute there mister….! Having footie pajamas should never ever be considered anything other than having footie pajamas…..I live in fucking New England and I don’t like my feet cold. That is not the same thing as fucking wearing diapers you fucking freak. Leave footie pajamas out of this, okay?

          • Reddog
            August 31, 2016 at 10:35 pm

            Another fan I see. You should introduce him to our friend from fitchburg.

          • August 31, 2016 at 11:47 pm

            Hey Professor, I didn’t say you had to wear diapers to enjoy footies… but stop pretending it doesn’t make you feel just a little bit little.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          August 31, 2016 at 6:59 pm

          One question… and it’s a serious one (non bitch mode)… So when you have to go to the bathroom, do you unstrap your diaper and go like everyone else and then strap yourself back up again? Or are they pullups?

          Or…. do you go IN the diaper? If it’s in thendiaper, how do you clean yourself? Do you carry a diaper bag with wipes?

          I know this sounds like I’m making fun of you but I’m not… I am so mind fucked right now that I’m actually talking to someone who does this.

          I feel like I’m being trolled here and I’m not aware of it…lol

          • August 31, 2016 at 7:16 pm

            First off, I promise. I’m not trolling you, and I don’t mind answering honest questions.

            Now this only holds true for me, other folks into this are different. When I am out and about or at work and nature calls, I don’t untape, I just go into a stall and pull it down. I do carry a bag with me for changes if I need them, although that can be inconvenient at times, so if I use the diaper I exercise my judgment. Will I be at or near a place I can change? I have sporadic bouts of urge incontinence, and while I can make it to a bathroom if one is close, sometimes I am not able to. It’s rather unpredictable but fairly uncommon. I don’t want to claim that it’s entirely a medical need for me because it’s so infrequent, and because I generally enjoy wearing the diapers regardless.

            But, I want to stress that when I want to feel little, it’s not about the diaper (although that helps). From the time I was actually a kid, I never wanted to grow up. I did so kicking and screaming, fully aware of what a trap it is. So, if I have to be an adult it’s going to be on my terms. I spent way too many years fighting this, and I’ve learned to embrace it and incorporate it into my life with fun and balance. Like you said, tomatoh, tomahtoe.

            Everyone has something about themselves that would make them seem utterly weird to someone else.

      • Turd Burglestein
        August 31, 2016 at 6:30 pm

        Go check out twitter and put in @DiaperBoy in the search window and see how many diaper people show up. I used to troll the shit out of them too. And when you get bored with that and want to see something even more freaky go see @bouncerpup.

        And to think people thought I was sick for tweeting turds.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          August 31, 2016 at 6:56 pm

          I don’t have a twitter… I was supposed to make one, I know…. lol.

          We would both be banned though if we teamed up.

    • PG
      August 31, 2016 at 8:27 pm

      Dude you’re a fucking freak show. If you ever came near my children I’d punch you in the cock sucker. Grow the fuck up and get an xbox or go to the strip club to release your stress, no need to put on an adult diaper, shit yourself, label it as cathartic, and tell everyone to deal with it because… tolerance! I am completely judging you, as would millions of other people if they saw your dumbass responses. And no amount of tolerance is ever going to change that. Realize there is something wrong with you and fix it. Stop yelling yourself it’s ok and it’s everyone else’s problem, it isn’t. You’re the one who would repeatedly get your ass beat if everyone knew your dirty little secret.

      • August 31, 2016 at 10:59 pm

        Your judgment doesn’t matter to me, but, look at how I’m responding and reread b your responses. You look much more like the one who needs help, not me. You’re cursing and threatening someone you’ve never met. Get a grip, man. Nothing I do ni matter how strange it may be is ever going to affect your life, so go and enjoy your lap dances and Xbox. Have a drink.

      • G Man
        September 15, 2016 at 9:10 pm

        Ahh PG you seem like you have a problem with matti frosts wearing diapers in public I don’t know why you do. I’m not defending anybody here but you come here and start putting this young man down. You get all upset why cause he wears a diaper out in public under his clothes and uses it. The. You threaten to punch him if he goes near your kids. Wow if your own kids saw how you were acting here theyed be shocked. Why not take a look in the mirror at yourself are you perfect hell no I’m sure your not. Maybe you got a face full of zits do I care hell no. You wanna come here and voice your opinion PG then that’s fine but if your gonna come here and put down someone down or make fun of them or call them names cause of what they wear then you have issues my friend. Cause I can dump allover you PG just like you dumped allover matti but I’m more civilized then that I have respect for people unlike you who his making a exusce my French a ass of themselfs here by ranting and raving over what someone does that you have no idea about at all.

    • bwahahaha
      August 31, 2016 at 8:38 pm

      “Yeah, I get it’s not the most appropriate thing to do,”

      YAH THINK?

    • whatevuh
      WHATEVUH
      August 31, 2016 at 9:16 pm

      Matti, you need a good slap upside the head

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    August 31, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    Someone should have just punched him out and teach him a lesson

    • Arguing with Idiots
      August 31, 2016 at 3:00 pm

      Yeah, that’ll teach him. Meanwhile you’ll be the one locked up for assaulting a mentally handicapped person.

  • Reddog
    August 31, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    Wonder what bathroom he uses. Oh yea,I forgot,he can use the same one as your daughters.

    • Bill
      August 31, 2016 at 3:22 pm

      Looks like he doesn’t need a bathroom…. He takes his along with him everywhere he goes…

  • Light's Out
    August 31, 2016 at 1:32 pm

    Maybe he simply identifies as a 6 year old. Perfectly fine.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      August 31, 2016 at 9:40 pm

      Six year olds are, at least in theory, potty trained.

      • Brandon
        August 27, 2018 at 11:14 pm

        You would be surprised at how few six year olds are potty trained these days . . .

  • Danielle
    August 31, 2016 at 1:03 pm

    Just a heads up the greendale mall is not closed. I work there. It was sold and is remaining a mall.

    • whatevuh
      WHATEVUH
      August 31, 2016 at 2:35 pm

      too bad there are no customers LOL

  • Joe Max
    August 31, 2016 at 12:45 pm

    ” Adult Baby ” comes to mind. They’re out-there !

  • Mike
    August 31, 2016 at 12:38 pm

    You can see worse than that at the mall on any given day. For those who are worried about the cleanliness of the ride. How many kids diapers do you think have leaked onto those rides. I am sure they clean them every day.
    This guy obviously has issues but he didn’t touch anyone kid or even talk to anyone. Being weird is not against the law, if it was there would be a lot of people in jail.

    • bwahahaha
      August 31, 2016 at 8:37 pm

      “You can see worse than that at the mall on any given day.”

      Why I avoid malls.

  • Margaret Melican
    August 31, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    There once was a man on some rides.
    Wearing jammies and diapers besides.
    He’s too tall.
    For those rides at the mall.
    Depends deliveries will tell where he resides!

  • LLC
    August 31, 2016 at 12:07 pm

    The comments = the end of the world. People are now OK with freaks at the mall.
    Let me off the planet.

  • concernedperson2016
    August 31, 2016 at 12:03 pm

    i’m sorry as a parent and grand parent i don’t think this man should be on the kiddie rides or near children. Great for him if he wants to be a adult baby. But do it in the privacy of your own house. First off the rides are small and made for Real Children. Second of all who knows if this guy is a sicko–you don’t know and are you willing to take the chance? i would have found security and made sure they got him out of there. it’s no place for him to act out his fetish–sexual or not!

  • James McGovern
    August 31, 2016 at 11:57 am

    Oh, Eddy, you made me smirk again.

  • Auburnite
    August 31, 2016 at 11:50 am

    Well my stance about this is first, my kid wouldnt be on those rides. Second, he wasn’t harming anyone. I think people over reacted. People playing therapist have probably never taken a psyche class nevermind worked with psyche patients. Just saying…..

    • whatevuh
      WHATEVUH
      August 31, 2016 at 2:38 pm

      well, you can go play with him if you like, let us know how that works out for you

    • bwahahaha
      August 31, 2016 at 8:36 pm

      The people supporting this fruitcake demonstrate just how #$%&#$ up this world has become.

  • Ed Augustus
    August 31, 2016 at 11:47 am

    As a prominent member of the ALT lifestyle scene, I am greatly offended by the criticism of this playful, questioning man. I may be a dissipated, fatuous, carpet-bagging hack, but I did raise Worcester’s Municipal Equality Index to a perfect 100 percent. For the LGBTQQ community to rate a city this highly, it must be one truly twisted hell hole, completely controlled by a collection of totally bent creeps. Of that I am proud. Don’t forget that the second Q in LGBTQQ stands for questioning, and that’s all that this brave man was doing- questioning the limits of his pre-sexual instincts in the face of an ageist society.

    • NAMBLA Dude
      August 31, 2016 at 11:50 am

      Here… here…

      I applaud your tireless work and dedication to the cause of love.

      I’d like to have a discussion with you regarding my organization opening an outreach center at the location previously occupied by the MOSAIC center… We have been meeting at Mambo drinks but that is just to violent for our members.

  • August 31, 2016 at 11:28 am

    Hey kevin,

    Looking good!

    Is this your new job?

    Do you always play with little kids?

    What does your man have to say about your attraction to youngster?

    • David G
      August 31, 2016 at 11:48 am

      Oh… I like to join in too. The more the merrier!

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      August 31, 2016 at 11:56 am

      What brand diapers do you prefer?

      • Reddog
        August 31, 2016 at 1:40 pm

        Well,depends.

        • Wabbitt
          wabbitt
          August 31, 2016 at 9:37 pm

          Careful with that joke; it’s an antique.

  • Steven Stover
    August 31, 2016 at 11:21 am

    Cops are too busy chasing male democrat voters out of the ladies room to deal with this liberal pansy.

  • SamIAm
    August 31, 2016 at 11:18 am

    Uh, the Greendale Mall is not closed.

  • Lynch for Mayor!!
    August 31, 2016 at 11:16 am

    Kevin is off his meds again!!

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