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Ted Cruz Is Such A Whiny Little Bitch

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So last night at the RNC Lyin Ted Cruz had a chance to unify the party and convince his diehards that refusing to vote for Donald Trump is the same exact thing as supporting Hillary Clinton. Instead he showed the world why his kids don’t love him:

“Vote your conscience.” Translation – “Don’t vote for Trump because it will increase the chances Hillary will win, and then I can run against her in 2020.”

What a whiny little bitch. All politics aside, how can anyone like this guy? Every time I see that smug little face I get the chills. I remember back during primary season the mere thought of a Cruz-Hillary election made me sick to my stomach. Dude, you lost. Get over it. You’re corny and no one can relate to you.

This is why he’s the only guy in the Senate with no friends. This is why the federal government is always shutting down. Because people like Ted Cruz don’t know how to interact and work with other human beings. Turtleboy is not a Trump fan, but he knows a loser when he sees one.  And Ted Cruz is a loser.

Honestly, everything you need to know about Lyin Ted can be seen in this video, in which he thought it would be wise to have an actual conversation with a redneck Trump supporter from Indiana:

I could watch that over and over again and never get bored. What are you thinking Ted? Do you honestly believe this guy has any intention of hearing you out and being fair and reasonable? Cruz comes at this guy with documented facts about Trump, and the only thing this guy can say is, “Lyin Ted.”

Think he gives a shit about facts? Nope. I could’ve told you that, but that’s because Turtleboy has better judgement than Ted Cruz. Yet he continues to engage this guy. Do you think this guy was suddenly gonna see the light? Obviously not. Then he brings up Ted’s alleged ties to mistresses, but instead of walking away Ted continues to engage the guy, which of course leads to more accusations of being “Lyin Ted”:

This was my favorite part though. When Lyin Ted made the huge mistake of letting this redneck finish his sentence for him:

Sir, America is a better country…..”

Without you. Indiana don’t want you.”

Is this guy an idiot? Yup. Is the fact that the Trump appeals to people like him troubling? Absolutely. But the mere fact that Ted Cruz is so stupid that he continued to engage this guy for seven minutes straight while making zero progress is a testament to just how much of a loser Ted Cruz is.

The bottom line is that Trump is the only thing that stands in the way of a Hillary Clinton presidency. If you wanna keep watching cops get shot while the President panders black lives matter terrorists and blames everything on guns, then by all means, keep standing by clowns like Ted Cruz. I’ll be out here in grown up world where only one of two people can be President, and I’ll be going with the lesser of two evils.

 

 

 

 

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13 Comment(s)
  • Fatfingr Lou
    July 21, 2016 at 7:38 pm

    Bad form. Be gracious in defeat. A good man will have more opportunities, and at worst, every dog has his day.

  • BobnMic
    July 21, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    I’m starting to think that this was a power move by Trump to eliminate Cruz in for years as competition. The word got out that Cruz was going to run again in 2020 no matter who won this November. So does that sound like a guy that would endorse you then go after you in four years? Doubtful.

    Trump said he read Cruz’s speech 2 hours prior to him coming out to give the speech and did not request any additions, deletions etc. Then goes Ted reading his speech, the longest career suicide note in the history of career suicide notes.

    I think Trump knew all along what whiny Cruz would do so he put Cruz on the stage at the prime time spot for the world to see. Very shrewd move. It was going to go one or two ways – Trump would have gotten an endorsement or Cruz was going to make an ass out of himself. It was a win win…

  • Sal Monella
    July 21, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    Lots of people hate Trump.

    Even more hate the corrupt, cackling, lying hag.

    Ted started out well but showed a nasty streak – I thought the Senate tools that hate him were idiots but his real stripes started to show and they were on display at the convention for all to see. When you take a pledge, honor it. If he becomes the nominee in 2024 after Trump’s second term of course I will support him but it will take me eight years to forgive him.

  • juror seven
    July 21, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    Are the rest of the people born in Canada sniveling bitches like Ted Cruz?

  • tudor turtle
    July 21, 2016 at 1:05 pm

    spoken like a true Canadian. he sounds more like mr. haney from green acres.

  • Chris From Georgia
    July 21, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    I supported Ted Cruz during the primaries and was quite disappointed when he lost. That being said the only way to defeat Hillary Clinton is to rally around Trump. Trump is surrounding himself with good people. Time to put egos aside and do what’s right for the country. Very disappointed in Ted Cruz!

  • Donnie
    July 21, 2016 at 12:50 pm

    To be fair, I wouldn’t endorse a guy who said my dad had something to do with Kennedy assassination or personally insulted my wife. Trump went to far.

    • Jay
      July 21, 2016 at 1:29 pm

      Cruz’s superPACs started it with an attack on Trump’s wife.

      • PG
        July 21, 2016 at 6:09 pm

        Still wasn’t Cruz. He’s barred by federal election law to have no contact with them.

  • Jay
    July 21, 2016 at 12:27 pm

    Turtleboy your absolute desperation to try and separate yourself from Trump supporters makes you seem scared of having a politically incorrect opinion.

  • PG
    July 21, 2016 at 12:26 pm

    Ted Cruz 2020

    • kingsraisins
      July 21, 2016 at 1:55 pm

      Listen, I don’t want Trump or Clinton. The only reason Ted did this was to set up a 2020 run. The guy literally is trying to position his career while the country is divided and polarized. Classy move. I don’t buy him doing this to protect the integrity of his wife and father. If he wanted to honor his wife he wouldn’t of had relations with 5 female campaign staffers.

      If the man had any integrity at all, he would’ve endorsed someone that actually shares his values about the Constitution, like Gary Johnson and Bill Weld, who are running on the Libertarian ticket. He is only concerned about himself. I can’t at all abide him; in his America, you can own as many firearms as you want but you can’t decide whom to marry. He can take his religion pandering ferret face back to the beaver dam from whence he emerged.

      • PG
        July 21, 2016 at 4:04 pm

        You’re quoting false tabloids to justify your disdain for Cruz. Zero evidence he had any affairs. None. And going off what Donnie said below, who the hell would endorse someone who insulted their wife and tried to link their father to JFK assassination? Cruz did the same thing Reagan did at the 1976 convention. Reagan made a similar speech when Ford was selected as the nominee. Reagan went on to be the nominee in 1980 and then president.

        Other than Cruz shitty stance on gay marriage which he would have no ability to control or change as the courts have ruled on it, hands down best platform of any candidate. Ted Cruz 2020

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