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So last night at the RNC Lyin Ted Cruz had a chance to unify the party and convince his diehards that refusing to vote for Donald Trump is the same exact thing as supporting Hillary Clinton. Instead he showed the world why his kids don’t love him:
— ABC News (@ABC) July 21, 2016
“Vote your conscience.” Translation – “Don’t vote for Trump because it will increase the chances Hillary will win, and then I can run against her in 2020.”
What a whiny little bitch. All politics aside, how can anyone like this guy? Every time I see that smug little face I get the chills. I remember back during primary season the mere thought of a Cruz-Hillary election made me sick to my stomach. Dude, you lost. Get over it. You’re corny and no one can relate to you.
This is why he’s the only guy in the Senate with no friends. This is why the federal government is always shutting down. Because people like Ted Cruz don’t know how to interact and work with other human beings. Turtleboy is not a Trump fan, but he knows a loser when he sees one. And Ted Cruz is a loser.
Honestly, everything you need to know about Lyin Ted can be seen in this video, in which he thought it would be wise to have an actual conversation with a redneck Trump supporter from Indiana:
I could watch that over and over again and never get bored. What are you thinking Ted? Do you honestly believe this guy has any intention of hearing you out and being fair and reasonable? Cruz comes at this guy with documented facts about Trump, and the only thing this guy can say is, “Lyin Ted.”
Think he gives a shit about facts? Nope. I could’ve told you that, but that’s because Turtleboy has better judgement than Ted Cruz. Yet he continues to engage this guy. Do you think this guy was suddenly gonna see the light? Obviously not. Then he brings up Ted’s alleged ties to mistresses, but instead of walking away Ted continues to engage the guy, which of course leads to more accusations of being “Lyin Ted”:
This was my favorite part though. When Lyin Ted made the huge mistake of letting this redneck finish his sentence for him:
“Sir, America is a better country…..”
“Without you. Indiana don’t want you.”
Is this guy an idiot? Yup. Is the fact that the Trump appeals to people like him troubling? Absolutely. But the mere fact that Ted Cruz is so stupid that he continued to engage this guy for seven minutes straight while making zero progress is a testament to just how much of a loser Ted Cruz is.
The bottom line is that Trump is the only thing that stands in the way of a Hillary Clinton presidency. If you wanna keep watching cops get shot while the President panders black lives matter terrorists and blames everything on guns, then by all means, keep standing by clowns like Ted Cruz. I’ll be out here in grown up world where only one of two people can be President, and I’ll be going with the lesser of two evils.
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