Karma Is A Bitch

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Karma is a bitch. Before karma:


After karma:


#Triggered #Oppressed #WrappingUpMatters #Trucked

While he was tending to his wounded nani in the locker room Carolina scored a touchdown and took the lead. He’s back though. Just needed a temporary safe space. No big deal. Not like there’s a big game going on or anything. Football is a team game. When you make it all about you this is what happens. If you’re getting ready for a big game against the reigning MVP and a team that went 15-1 last year, you better be thinking about nothing except for football. When your mind is polluted with bullshit and hashtags this is what happens. What a loser.


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17 Comment(s)
  • Kevin Lynch
    September 9, 2016 at 10:11 am

    Turtleboy has hacked my phone. I reported this website as it is infected with spyware.

    • Andrew McDonough
      September 9, 2016 at 10:44 am

      Kevin Lynch hacked my head… with a golf club… I was murdered in cold blood by Kevin Lynch. Report this to everybody… Kevin Lynch is a cold blooded killer. Karma is coming. Burn in hell Lynch.

    • Wabbitt
      September 10, 2016 at 11:07 pm

      Like Turtleboy wants your Ariana Grande playlist and the pictures of your boyfriend’s dick.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        September 12, 2016 at 11:00 pm

        Oh my God….


  • Mohammed Knaperick
    September 9, 2016 at 6:19 am

    The NFL is too PC to address any of this BS.

  • Shackleford
    September 8, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    Kevin Lynch rented 50 shades of gray, after reading the book.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      September 8, 2016 at 11:12 pm

      50 shades of boring!! A book with mediocre sex talk to rile up the typical housewife who lies down half dead. I think my granny had more excitement than that in her knitting class!

      Everyone excited with their picks this year? Not me I was 2nd to last when choosing in fantasy. Not too thrilled.

      P.S. This douchebag is a nobody. This whole “dont stand” thing is old news, why did he even bother? He will be forgotten in a heart beat.

      • Shackleford
        September 8, 2016 at 11:37 pm

        I’ll show you 50 shades of your favorite color.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          September 9, 2016 at 12:02 am

          I’m a woman so I’m going to pick something like “buttercream yellow” or “enchanted forest green”

          Good luck finding 50 shades of that!

          • Shackleford
            September 9, 2016 at 12:06 am

            Anything you want…

          • Reddog
            September 9, 2016 at 3:06 am

            I bet turd could come up with those colors. He’s pretty resourceful.

          • Turd Burglestein
            September 9, 2016 at 5:53 pm

            50 shades of brown.

      • blahblah
        September 9, 2016 at 9:48 pm

        Blah blah blah.

      • Reddog
        September 12, 2016 at 10:25 pm

        Hey Fiesty,,where are you?

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          September 12, 2016 at 10:30 pm

          Peekaboo! Was on a last minute weekend vacation… Got back last night. Feeling relaxed!

          • Reddog
            September 13, 2016 at 12:51 am

            Thought Greg or someone ran you off. Glad your still your sense of humor

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            September 13, 2016 at 12:20 pm

            No one is going to run me off… ever! I’m way too witty to give up that easy. Lol


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