Caster Semenya Has No Ovaries And Lots Of Testosterone And SHE Is Going To Win The 800 Meters And If You Don’t Like That Then You Are A Bigot

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This is Caster Semenya, the South African favorite to win gold on Wednesday in the women’s 800 meters:

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As you can see from last year’s World Championships, she is very, very good:

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So much in fact that there is almost a 100% chance she will win the gold. Here are the current Vegas betting odds:


-1400 for those unfamiliar with betting is a virtual lock. But as you can see, she kind of look-a-like-a-man.


As a matter of fact, she has no ovariesand nearly as much testosterone as a man. But since privacy laws ban the IOC from finding out if she has……..that….the world can’t find out. Oh yea, and she’s not the only one:

‘I believe that it is not unreasonable to suggest that half of the eight-woman 800m final in Rio might well be intersex,’ says Joanna Harper, a medical physicist and a member of a panel that advises the International Olympic Committee on gender issues. ‘And it is not unlikely that three presumably intersex women will sweep the podium.’

However, none of this matters, because it’s 2016 and she says she’s a woman. Therefore she is a woman. That’s literally all that is required to be a woman. Get used to it because literally every world record in women’s track and field (and eventually all sports) will one day be held by a woman with no ovaries and mustache. And if you have a problem with that you are a transphobic bigot. As a matter of fact accepting it is not enough. You have to say how brave it is several times, and slap a Coexist bumper sticker on your car to truly prove to the world how tolerant you are. Anything else will not be tolerated.


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23 Comment(s)
  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    March 1, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Caster Semenya is an anagram of “Yes, a secret man”.

    Just saying.

  • AmeriCANT
    August 20, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    Is the writer of the article leaving all the comments? Or could they really all be left by separate individuals that think like this?

    Humanity has never lived on this website, just some dumb insecure kids with small peen, ever left your Oklahoma town?

  • Caster Semenya
    August 16, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    I used to run hurdles, but my balls kept slapping the crossbar…

    (PS… Y’all, my last name starts with Semen… Jokes on you!)

  • Dylan Roof is an American Hero
    August 16, 2016 at 12:52 pm

    Fucking horseshit. They should strap her down and forceably check her gender. And if she’s a man, they should FISTRAPE HER NIGGER ASS!

  • Buford T Justice
    August 16, 2016 at 12:15 pm

    Running? That’s baby shit compared to what this dude is doing! Running through peoples yard’s… Knocking down mailboxes… He’s got a cock in those shorts… That’s a violation of the intersex commerce act… That’s a Mann act… How’s about that for hijinks?!?

    • Junior
      August 16, 2016 at 1:48 pm

      Sorry daddy, what’s the man act again?

      • Buford T Justice
        August 16, 2016 at 2:40 pm

        When I get home, I’m gonna punch your Mama in the mouth. There is no way you came from my loins…

  • Wabbitt
    August 16, 2016 at 11:55 am

    Might not have ovaries, but she’s got a lot of balls trying to pass herself off as a chick.

  • Lil Jimmy
    August 16, 2016 at 11:05 am

    You have awfully wide shoulders for a gal…

    • ChuckWoolery
      Bubba Gump
      August 16, 2016 at 11:09 am

      You have an awfully big penis for a gal….

  • Chris From Georgia
    August 16, 2016 at 9:27 am

    He’s a man. The IOC is too stupid to use common sense.

  • ChuckWoolery
    Bubba Gump
    August 16, 2016 at 9:10 am

    Caption under the photo says it is from last year. But the bib on his/her shirt clearly says 2009. I guess basic facts is optional and open to personal interpretation, much like gender?

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    August 16, 2016 at 8:50 am

    That’s not a woman It’s a man baby
    -Austin Powers

  • Turd Burglestein
    August 16, 2016 at 8:49 am

    There’s no camel toe, but something looks suspiciously like a gorilla fist.

  • Mike
    August 16, 2016 at 8:42 am

    The Olympics are a joke now anyways. They have been for years. As soon as they started letting professional athletes in it was over.

    • Vladtheimper
      August 16, 2016 at 11:44 am

      You have to blame the USSR for that. Them and the East Germans are why we allow in professionals, and have doping controls. If we didn’t. Then they would say that they’re “members of the Russian army intramural league.”

      It’s the only reason the Russians could touch us in sports back in the day. That and lots and lots and lots of steroids.

  • Jafreese
    August 16, 2016 at 7:04 am

    The farts are always a dead giveaway

    • makefartsgreatagain
      August 19, 2016 at 10:09 pm


  • Wwy
    August 16, 2016 at 3:36 am

    Fuk it I’m putting $50 on wambu good odds.

  • BobnMic
    August 16, 2016 at 2:47 am

    That has to be a dude. No vajayjay sports that kind of bulge. Even a wicked fury one. No fucking way. Got to do the adam’s apple test however.

    • PG
      August 16, 2016 at 6:12 am

      Bob go away

  • Reddog
    August 16, 2016 at 2:34 am

    Are intersex and transgender the same thing? Pardon my ignorance. I must be a bigot.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    August 15, 2016 at 11:35 pm

    Dick. Let me use it in a sentence:

    Dick. There is definitely a dick in those green pants. Dick.

    Where is he putting his balls though? Tuckin’ em? In the culo?

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