Boston Herald: Lil Poopy — the 13-year-old Brockton rapper who was the subject of a child neglect investigation when he was 9 because of his raunchy videos and drug-referencing raps — just scored a four-year deal with Sony/Epic records. The Brockton Enterprise reports that Poopy, whose real name is Luis Rivera Jr., was signed Friday to the label headed by music impresario L.A. Reid that boasts an array of big-time artists, including Mariah Carey, Timbaland, P. Diddyand the late Michael Jackson.
Poopy, who is about to enter the 8th grade at the East Middle School in Brockton, appeared on the first season ofLifetime TV’s “The Rap Game,” competing with other pint-sized hip-hoppers to win a record deal with Jermaine Dupri’sSo So Def label, which was awarded to Miss Mulatto. Poopy will hit the road with his “Rap Game” co-stars in October for a 36-state concert tour.
You may recall that back in 2013, Poopy made global headines after the Track revealed that the then-9-year-old’s shtick included rapping about groupies and Gucci, machine guns, dead presidents and cocaine cowboys. And that his videos included scenes where he rode in a Ferrari and slapped adult female fans’ butts. Shortly thereafter, the Brockton cops filed a child neglect complaint that was investigated and ultimately dismissed by the state Department of Children and Families.
In June, Poopy’s father was among dozens of people arrested during a federal gang and drug raid, charged with conspiracy to distribute cocaine.
File Under: Poopy Scoop.
Somehow we just found out about this kid a few months ago. But his life story is so Brockton it hurts. Daddy is a gang banging drug dealer who forces his 9 year old kid to smack ghetto booties and ride in luxury sports cars while rapping about the thug life. Because that’s what normal 9 year old kids do.
Anyway, hood rats everywhere are acting like this kid is set for life now because he got signed to a record deal:
Newsflash – this kid is just gonna end up being another broke ass Brocktonite in 10 years. Yea, it’s cute now because he’s 13 and his hair is absolutely stunning:
I’d pay any amount of money for a head of hair like that. But the fact of that matter is that once puberty fully kicks in he’s not gonna be a novelty anymore. I mean, his name is “Lil Poopy.” Once you’re not little anymore your rap name loses all its value. No one wants to buy music from a Brockton rapper named Big Poopy. That’s what we call the 10 AM special from Turtleboy Jr.
Oh yea, and his dad is still his dad. Do you think he’s gonna give this kid sound financial advice from prison? This is one of the kid’s most recent Facebook posts:
This is why the hood stays the hood. Because instead of investing money into a 401K they buy a bunch of bling from the guy down the street with the yamaka. Sure, they could save their money, meet with a financial advisor, and buy a home in Canton. Or they could just take a quick trip to the mall to buy 15 pairs of Jordans before returning to their run down section 8 apartment in Brockton. Whatever elicits the most 100 emojis.
For anyone who doubts it, look what the kid is already doing:
Because normal 13 year olds throw parties in Boston. Every single dollar this kid makes will be pissed away on overpriced liquor, big booty ho’s, ice, and Jordan’s. Enjoy it while it lasts Lil Poopy, because when it’s all said and done your only option in life will be taking over your father’s business.
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