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13 Year Old Brockton Rapper Lil Poopy Signs Major Record Deal And Will Still Be Broke In 10 Years

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Boston HeraldLil Poopy — the 13-year-old Brockton rapper who was the subject of a child neglect investigation when he was 9 because of his raunchy videos and drug-referencing raps — just scored a four-year deal with Sony/Epic records. The Brockton Enterprise reports that Poopy, whose real name is Luis Rivera Jr., was signed Friday to the label headed by music impresario L.A. Reid that boasts an array of big-time artists, including Mariah Carey, Timbaland, P. Diddyand the late Michael Jackson.

Poopy, who is about to enter the 8th grade at the East Middle School in Brockton, appeared on the first season ofLifetime TV’s “The Rap Game,” competing with other pint-sized hip-hoppers to win a record deal with Jermaine Dupri’sSo So Def label, which was awarded to Miss Mulatto. Poopy will hit the road with his “Rap Game” co-stars in October for a 36-state concert tour.

You may recall that back in 2013, Poopy made global headines after the Track revealed that the then-9-year-old’s shtick included rapping about groupies and Gucci, machine guns, dead presidents and cocaine cowboys. And that his videos included scenes where he rode in a Ferrari and slapped adult female fans’ butts. Shortly thereafter, the Brockton cops filed a child neglect complaint that was investigated and ultimately dismissed by the state Department of Children and Families.

In June, Poopy’s father was among dozens of people arrested during a federal gang and drug raid, charged with conspiracy to distribute cocaine.

File Under: Poopy Scoop.

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Somehow we just found out about this kid a few months ago. But his life story is so Brockton it hurts. Daddy is a gang banging drug dealer who forces his 9 year old kid to smack ghetto booties and ride in luxury sports cars while rapping about the thug life. Because that’s what normal 9 year old kids do.

Anyway, hood rats everywhere are acting like this kid is set for life now because he got signed to a record deal:

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Newsflash – this kid is just gonna end up being another broke ass Brocktonite in 10 years. Yea, it’s cute now because he’s 13 and his hair is absolutely stunning:

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I’d pay any amount of money for a head of hair like that. But the fact of that matter is that once puberty fully kicks in he’s not gonna be a novelty anymore. I mean, his name is “Lil Poopy.” Once you’re not little anymore your rap name loses all its value. No one wants to buy music from a Brockton rapper named Big Poopy. That’s what we call the 10 AM special from Turtleboy Jr.

Oh yea, and his dad is still his dad. Do you think he’s gonna give this kid sound financial advice from prison? This is one of the kid’s most recent Facebook posts:

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This is why the hood stays the hood. Because instead of investing money into a 401K they buy a bunch of bling from the guy down the street with the yamaka. Sure, they could save their money, meet with a financial advisor, and buy a home in Canton. Or they could just take a quick trip to the mall to buy 15 pairs of Jordans before returning to their run down section 8 apartment in Brockton. Whatever elicits the most 100 emojis.

For anyone who doubts it, look what the kid is already doing:

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Because normal 13 year olds throw parties in Boston. Every single dollar this kid makes will be pissed away on overpriced liquor, big booty ho’s, ice, and Jordan’s. Enjoy it while it lasts Lil Poopy, because when it’s all said and done your only option in life will be taking over your father’s business.

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26 Comment(s)
  • Imetmyhusbandatthebrocktonfair
    March 29, 2019 at 2:58 am

    Update. This kids dad is doing time for selling h in the burger king parking lot on belmont st. This kid was on a vhi show crying about how bad it was growing up in a crime ridden neighborhood. He lived across from edgars park ( there’s way rougher streets) and his dad was the one doing the crimes. Dont believe these reality shows. Mad herbs from brockton on there lying their ass off. No one ever cared about a kid being a rapper but everyone knew the whole time dad was a dealer. Also every dude from brockton has made atleast one rap demo some are on cassette tape at their moms house for safe keeping and they’re all gonna “blow up” one day and we”ll regret not believing in them when they make it big. Ha ha. No.

  • Gronkmonster
    August 20, 2016 at 11:35 pm

    Why is his hippo of a father not in Jail…Did he not get picked up on major drug charges not long ago ??

  • Rich A
    Ryan
    August 20, 2016 at 7:53 am

    I want to be Lil Poopy when I grow up.

  • Cis white male
    August 19, 2016 at 10:54 am

    Love how he’s throwing the shocker in that pic, as if he is actually finger fucking these girls at age 13. Not sure what disgusts me more, the little kid being exposed to all this shit, or the grown ass women hanging around a 13 year old. They should all be purged from society.

  • Woody
    August 19, 2016 at 7:53 am

    Enjoy it, Poopy. It’s gonna be a short ride

  • peanut
    August 19, 2016 at 7:23 am

    pretty sure that’s lipstick in that last pic

  • Reddog
    August 19, 2016 at 2:09 am

    Wonder if he will perform at Mambo drinks.

    • JoeMomma
      August 19, 2016 at 8:00 am

      Sure and he will probably get served drinks.

  • A
    August 18, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    I know all the Worcester rappers are jealous right now! Vernon Hill’s finest are over 30 and still can’t get a break.

  • Deuce
    August 18, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    I’m going to celebrate by taking my own little poopie.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    August 18, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    No way that kid is straight.

  • AJ
    August 18, 2016 at 4:51 pm

    3 minutes of my life I just wasted and will never get back……that video was painful. Sony is scraping the bottom on this one.

    Coke boy? Gucci? Groupies? And he’s going on tour a month after school starts. Education comes to a halt at age 9. Disgusting. All about bling, money, drugs and materialistic shit that will get him nowhere. Until he’s broke at 16, and has to sell everything, or even better, when his family spends every dime.

    Kid will be finished before he hits puberty.

    • Deuce
      August 18, 2016 at 8:43 pm

      3 letters: D C F

    • makefartsgreatagain
      August 19, 2016 at 9:56 pm

      Could you imagine if it was the other way around? If it was a nine year old girl surrounded bu half dressed men? But that would be rape pretty much if THAT was the actual scenario.

  • PG
    August 18, 2016 at 4:48 pm

    He’s gonna end up getting a sex change. He’s wearing lipstick in all his pics

    • Deuce
      August 18, 2016 at 8:42 pm

      And we’ll pay for it when he’s in jail.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    August 18, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    That’s the hood mentality. You’re spot on about the gold and Jordans. It’s a cycle that won’t ever be broken, thanks to his father. I’m almost positive they haven’t even entertained the idea of investing the money wisely or buying property, and a college fund? Doubt it!

    In a few years when this child is broke, what are they going to do? Bring that gold back and hope that man with the Yamaka melts it down and gives them at least 40% of what they paid? It’s not like they are investing in gold bars or coins, and even then, the price of gold has been dwindling down, so that sort of invest isn’t even wise at this time.

    So sad that people from the ghetto think Materialistic items like gold chains, pricey cars, and all the new “gear” means success. They lay no foundation for their future because they are too busy “flossing” in the present.

    • Kevin Lynch
      August 18, 2016 at 9:17 pm

      Can I take a ride in your mercedes? I may turn straight for you.

    • Rhino
      August 18, 2016 at 9:37 pm

      What do you know about “Hood Mentality”? Aren’t you from spencer?

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        August 18, 2016 at 9:41 pm

        Sure I am…. sure. Cut it out Gregory.

        Kevin, you sure can, I am fully insured. I will put you in the passenger seat, strap you in tightly, put it in sport mode, then place a heavy brick on the gas pedal and call it a day.

        • Reddog
          August 19, 2016 at 2:05 am

          Only problem with that is that they have like 16 airbags. Like a cockroach,he’d survive.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 19, 2016 at 9:51 am

            Touché… I can put him on the roof like extra luggage. When there is a will, there is a way…

  • Lil P
    August 18, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    Butthurt much?

    • GFY
      August 18, 2016 at 7:45 pm

      nah, but LIL P sure will be when that ruby lipped mutha fucka gets locked up

    • Number 2
      August 18, 2016 at 8:28 pm

      Another topless girl on Turtleboy. Oh no, sorry. It’s little poopie!

    • Deuce
      August 20, 2016 at 11:23 am

      Little Poopy is a POS.

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