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The Caribbean Festival Is Just An Excuse To Walk On Park Ave In Your Underpants And Dry Hump In Public

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Two weekends ago was the Latin American festival in Worcester. As usual, someone got shot, a million people got arrested, and Jim McGovern showed up so he could show his friends in Washington that even though he’s a sheltered white Worcester Academy graduate, he still knows some Latino people. Well, not to be outdone, the Caribbean festival was held this past weekend. No one got shot, but it appears as if the whole thing is nothing more than an opportunity for people to parade around in their underpants on Park Avenue:

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and/or do some good ol fashion dry humping in the middle of a public road:

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Yay culture!!!

It looked like TONS of fun:

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Well, Turtleboy thinks that is just swell!!!

And of course our boy Jim McGovern had to show up to get his token diversity selfie:

Because when you’re a rich white guy whose parents sent him to Worcester Academy so that he could live in Worcester but still stay away from black and brown people, you have to find ways to show the world that you’re one of the good ones. And the best way to do that is to show up at these festivals and document it with a selfie. I mean, at this point this is the only reason all these festivals exist right?

 

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31 Comment(s)
  • Gronkmonster
    August 31, 2016 at 11:46 pm

    WPD had to call in extra details because of this thing…Then they refused to shut down at the time the requested on the permit..So how much did this cost the worcester tax payer for clean up and extra police detail

    Mr Mcgovern care to give us a figure ??

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    August 31, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    That one with the huge ass and thigh’s I guarantee there are places she can’t reach with a washcloth, let that sink in a little bit ewwww

  • Joe Max
    August 31, 2016 at 2:31 pm

    Must have been a lot of lost EBT cards on the ground.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    August 31, 2016 at 2:28 pm

    This is why I stay the hell out of Worcester. Incidently, I was in Springfield yesterday, dropped someone off and went looking for a place to grab a burger, holy fucking shit was I in the wrong area . . . . I was literally nervous to walk around. Not sure who is ahead of the scum bucket city race in Mass, Worcester or Springfield; either way, you can have it, I’ll stay in my lily white town where we keep a watch on such people very closely

  • Bill P.
    August 31, 2016 at 1:45 pm

    This is America now, a celebration of third world shit shows.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    August 31, 2016 at 7:51 am

    oh my Lord ! Can’t they move this thing to like Green Hill Park, so the public can use Park Ave. and we don’t have to look at this crap

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      August 31, 2016 at 7:16 pm

      Do these festivals at one of the local cemeteries. That way when the gang bangers start shooting, we don’t have to cart the bodies as far.

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    August 31, 2016 at 6:27 am

    Man, that is one HUGE pair of thigh’s yikes

    • whatevuh
      WHATEVUH
      August 31, 2016 at 2:53 pm

      How does someone’s ass and thigh’s get that fucking big? And you don’t do anything about it? It’s not like it happened overnight. Holy Christ , I gain 10 lbs and I start worrying about it, and do something about it. I honestly can’t imagine that

  • Reddog
    August 30, 2016 at 11:50 pm

    When I visited a the carrabien I don’t remember the women being so large.

  • Steven Stover
    August 30, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    There was three shootings at the Boston Latin Festival this past week.

  • HFY
    August 30, 2016 at 6:22 pm

    That is how low the bar is set in Worcester. “Well, at least no one got shot” that should be Petty’s campaign Motto.

  • God Save the Queen
    August 30, 2016 at 5:55 pm

    But did anyone get shot at this festival ??

  • juan
    August 30, 2016 at 5:32 pm

    Who is this guy Brett and Matt? On this website calling latino spics? Really tough guys?

    • TargetPractice
      August 30, 2016 at 6:20 pm

      That never happened Papi

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      August 31, 2016 at 7:14 pm

      You’re a real tough Juan, ain’t you hermano?

  • ADdm
    August 30, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    Seriously, why does McGovern always show his face like that to the camera? It’s kind of unsettling and a little egotistical.

    • TargetPractice
      August 30, 2016 at 6:18 pm

      Could he be any farther away from any one with even the slightest tan?

      • AJ
        August 30, 2016 at 10:08 pm

        I thought the same thing…..that pic could have been taken in the comfy confines of he back yard, nowhere near park ave.

  • James McGovern
    August 30, 2016 at 4:07 pm

    Have you ever wondered why I’m always wearing this quizzical, little, half-smile? Why not ask Ed Augustus?

    • Moosey's Stache
      August 30, 2016 at 4:12 pm

      Because Paul Moosey’s mustache tickles your belly?

      • Turd Burglestein
        August 30, 2016 at 6:10 pm

        Yeah…from the inside.

  • Avowed Racist
    August 30, 2016 at 3:58 pm

    God, they’re fat!

  • me1333
    August 30, 2016 at 3:34 pm

    This is similar to celebrations in the Caribbean though. And… yes, many of it is sexualized. And…many women wear clothing you didn’t realize came in sizes that large. But..hey..I give them credit for being confident enough to dress that way in public even though it seems offensive to see it.

  • AJ
    August 30, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    Way to go Jim McGovern….keep building your diversity resume. And where was fast Eddie Augustus while all this was going on? Promoting the city?

    Telegram gave everyone a friendly heads up last week, informing readers of traffic and where to avoid during this festival. They never mentioned anything about tying up traffic so half naked people could walk around the streets. Great photos to show when you want to entice business owners to come to Worcester.

    Refer back to the photos above when you’re scratching your head wondering why you built another hotel that you can’t fill.

    • Realist
      August 30, 2016 at 7:33 pm

      Can’t fill hotel rooms? As TB sometimes says, reading is fun! Worcester Hotels have an above average occupancy rate, therefore Hotel developers build more hotels. Simple economics there!

      • anonnon
        September 1, 2016 at 12:09 am

        Overflow for Section 8 doesn’t count.

    • AJ
      August 30, 2016 at 8:52 pm

      My apologies to the person that down voted me… I must have struck a chord when I execised my free speech when in a round about way, not everyone wants to be stuck in traffic in their home town on a Sunday because the city leaders don’t see anything wrong with completely fucking up local travel so the unholiest of photos can be taken of half naked overweight people. These ‘permits’ are granted so the city leaders can avoid being called racists…….

      Jim McGovern got his selfie op, so who should give a fuck about a city taxpayer getting delayed on his day off. Jim and Fast Eddie would feel different if this was a week day and they got held up arriving at their no show job late. No show is exactly what it is, because they might as well not be there with the stupid decisions they make…..

    • A Caribbean Carnival Supporter
      August 31, 2016 at 7:27 pm

      And tying up traffic so drunk Irish ppl can walk down Park Ave is ok? Just wondering…since we’re judging & comparing and all. Are you & Turtle boy mad or naw? You too had an open invitation to dry hump & parade around half naked as well. Not your style? Then find something else to do or somewhere else to go every last Sunday of August. “Some Culture” you say, sesrch the history of how Carnival came to be & then fix your mouth to talk trash about someone’s culture. I bet if it was a parade full of half-naked Brazilian top models you wouldn’t be complaining. The H8 & ignorance is real…but good to know the hypocrites are still alive & well ;-*

  • Leather Daddy
    August 30, 2016 at 3:29 pm

    It doesn’t look much different than PRIDE parade… Maybe a little less leather…

    • boshammek KFC bag out da window
      August 30, 2016 at 9:17 pm

      off topic, but I got the word that littering is actually legal in Worcester because WPD and DPW will not enforce even with video evidence and license plate capture. I will no longer buy yellow trashbags and now will become part of the problem.

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