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Only In Worcester: Councilor Sarai Rivera Explains Why Her Vagina Is Better Than A Penis

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Tonight’s City Council meeting was the biggest shit show we’ve ever seen. We have a lot to say about this and quite frankly we need to sit down and watch the tape again so we can document it a little better. But around the 1:35 mark of this livestream Councilor Khyrstian King introduced his silly little bill that would ban Turtleboy from being referenced during City Council events in the future. Of course it passed 7-4. The only four people who voted in favor of the Constitution were Michael Gaffney, Konnie Lukes, Gary Rosen, and George Russell.

Naturally Joe Petty, Kate Toomey, Sarai Rivera, King,Tony Economou, and Candy Carlson voted in favor of it, because they are all frequently criticized in Turtleboy Sports. We have damaged their reputations and now they’re trying to rewrite the Constitution in order to stop the truth from being spread.

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But the yes votes from Moe Bergman was surprising. Councilor Begman has proved time and time again that he is utterly useless. We used to think he was alright. He’s not. He kisses the machine’s ass but they do nothing for him in return. It’s why he almost lost in 2015 and why we will make it our personal mission to make sure that this is his last term on the Council. He serves no purpose whatsoever and has no business being there.

Anyway, we’ll get more into that tomorrow. But for now we wanted to share the highlight of the meeting – Sarai Rivera talking about why her vagina is better than a penis (yes, she said both of those words):

“My vaginal area has produced two children. I’d like to see a penis do that.”

That quote will go down in history with the legends. It will be on Turtleboy Jr’s history quizzes in high school. Here’s what I would imagine his matching section would look like:

Match the following historical leader with a famous quote they once said:

A. John F. Kennedy

B. Abraham Lincoln

C. Sarai Rivera

D. Patrick Henry

E. Franklin Roosevelt

F. Martin Luther King Jr.

“We have nothing to fear but fear itself.”

A house divided upon itself, half slave, half free, cannot stand.”

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.”

Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.”

I know not what course others take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death.”

“My vaginal area has produced two children. I’d like to see a penis do that.”

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I wanna get a tattoo of it. Seriously, that is the greatest quote in the history of politics. We’ll explain more tomorrow where it came from, but the bottom line is that she said it while trying to censor a blog because it uses potty language. And that in and of itself could only possibly happen at a Worcester City Council meeting.

 

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38 Comment(s)
  • Reddog
    July 20, 2016 at 11:17 pm

    Sarai or whatever Rivera reminds me of that new country song” you look like I need a drink right now”.
    And,another Orange is the new black reference,she looks like the unibrow Dominican dishoveled chick.

  • Steven Stover
    July 20, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    She should resign. She is so full of hate she cannot serve this city. Very divisive. Racism and sexism cannot be tolerated.

  • July 20, 2016 at 7:39 pm

    Kevin why did you kill me with your golf club?

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      July 20, 2016 at 9:50 pm

      I’m so horrible because this made me laugh. For the first time in a long time, I felt guilty for it.

  • July 20, 2016 at 6:58 pm

    Hey kevin lynch how come your mother is a 500 pound whale
    She is the biggest bag of whale waste ever
    She is a fat lazy slob
    Your father is a gutter drunk and your brother is a drug dealing pervert from what I hear

  • Kyle
    July 20, 2016 at 3:28 pm

    Kevin lynch stop reading blog, if anyone is racist it’s Sarah Rivera

  • wabbitt
    July 20, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    So from now on Gaffney will just reference the blog without accreditation, and probably post where the information came from on his Facebook. And Komrade Khrystian King can shove his Versace suits up his ass.

    • BB King
      July 21, 2016 at 6:07 am

      Those are Marshalls, not Versace.

  • Kevin Lynch
    July 20, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    Turtleboy is a sex is and a racist blog. This is why they have the crowd they have and it is what keeps them spewing their trash talk.

    Failed journalist work with Turtleboy. Right Michael Hartwell?

  • Chris From Georgia
    July 20, 2016 at 11:32 am

    Has anyone thought of making the City Council meetings into a reality TV show? The revenue alone would help fund any shortage in the public school system.

  • Fawn Liebowitz
    July 20, 2016 at 11:32 am

    No TB at council meetings and no Milo on Twitter. But these PC fuckheads can say anything. …Isn’t that special……It’s time for a revolution.

  • Carlos Bro
    July 20, 2016 at 9:58 am

    Holy shit, what a stupid fucking bimbo.

  • Kelly
    July 20, 2016 at 8:38 am

    Sara is a moron and embarrassment to city

  • Jafreese
    July 20, 2016 at 8:25 am

    She looks like the Wicked Witch of the West

  • Just Nick
    July 20, 2016 at 7:44 am

    sara; the “class act” of counselors – lower class that is. Doesn’t this violate their new standing order of no tasteless references> Now that is g oing to be a litigation magnet. You’d think they would have learned after the pan handling fiaxco

  • Bill P.
    July 20, 2016 at 6:38 am

    Why would any guy even stick their penis in this woman?

    • frank lee
      July 20, 2016 at 1:07 pm

      I must think that thought about 5 times a day as I encounter various “ladies.” Maybe I need help.

  • larryS
    July 20, 2016 at 6:33 am

    So what happens now if somebody mentions a TB story in a city council mtg? Pretty easy to work around, though.

  • Concerned citizen
    July 20, 2016 at 5:21 am

    Your obsession with this lady is very weird oh and turtleboy hates black people

    • Green Hill
      July 20, 2016 at 6:03 am

      Provide 1 piece of objective evidence for your statement please.

    • Concerned Citizen
      July 20, 2016 at 8:46 am

      Oh look…Your still pretending to be me . The only issue I have with that is all your racist posts are based on emotion without the benefit of intellect. Your all I have come to expect from a blog troll. Your obsession with Turtle Boy is borderline psychotic. You should see someone about that after your shift ends at McDonalds.

      • Green Hill
        July 21, 2016 at 6:10 am

        That’s what I thought. Not one single reference.

  • Sal Monella
    July 20, 2016 at 5:18 am

    She probably got knocked up twice off dirty toilet seats. What an ugly ho – I wouldn’t do her with your dick.

  • Tngsucks
    July 20, 2016 at 3:07 am

    Is this more plagiarizing Michele Obama?

  • July 20, 2016 at 2:05 am

    when i looked at the figure of 8756 d .Than I have no other choice but to accept , what i saw .wr. They have been doing this for a year and get ride of their debts.. Yesterday they purchased new Aston Martin………………..CareerPlanner.TKcopy this link…

  • GoneWest
    July 20, 2016 at 2:01 am

    The Virgin Rivery

  • July 20, 2016 at 2:01 am

    very good

  • BobnMic
    July 20, 2016 at 12:27 am

    What the fuck is wrong with Sarai Rivera? I mean it is confirmed now for real. She is bat shit nuts! Who says something like that representing the second largest city in all of the 6 New England states?

    What an embarrassment. Who voted her in? The P.I.P. shelter?

  • Clive's not racist, just ask him
    July 20, 2016 at 12:26 am

    Her vaginal area produced two little assbags

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    July 20, 2016 at 12:08 am

    I would like to see the penis that helped make those 2 children. He deserves a drink and a big pat on his back for not only keeping his erection but finishing the job.

    • Turtle Rider 67
      July 20, 2016 at 12:30 am

      Turkey basters rarely go limp…

    • Three Ball Fred
      July 20, 2016 at 1:00 am

      Your cunt is far worse. Crusted smegma with yellow juice oozing out. You’re the last person who should be commenting on another’s snatch.

      • JoeMomma
        July 20, 2016 at 6:39 am

        Funny coming from a person that’s never seen one…..

      • Mojo JoJo
        July 20, 2016 at 11:07 am

        Her sperm donor first had to pick the scabs to let the puss run in so he could penetrate.

    • Velvet Holiday
      July 20, 2016 at 5:58 am

      So she thinks she “produced” children on her own? No man was involved in the process? Someone needs to have the talk with the “reverend”.

      • WormtownorBust
        July 20, 2016 at 6:35 am

        Immaculate conceptions!

  • Jackmehoffer
    July 19, 2016 at 11:52 pm

    Amazing.

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