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Does This Look Like A Girl Who Bit A Salem Cop’s Ear Off And Threatened To Kill All Cops After She Was Arrested For A Bar Fight?

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Fox 25 NewsA Marblehead woman is accused of biting part of a police officer’s ear off early Sunday morning during an arrest. The Essex County District attorney told FOX25’s Malini Basu that it all began when 19-year-old Emma Wiley became involved in a disturbance outside the Tavern in the Square restaurant in Salem. Police believe she used a fake Rhode Island ID to get into the bar, where she then got in a fight with another woman.

Salem Patrolwoman Jessica Rondinelli was placing Wiley in a cruiser when the alleged biting happened. Doctors were unable to reattach Rondinelli’s ear and say she will need reconstructive surgery. Wiley is charged with mayhem, assault and battery causing serious bodily injury, resisting arrest, assault and battery on a police officer, threatening to commit a crime, disorderly conduct, and having false identification. She has pleaded not guilty to all of the charges. According to Rondinelli, a recent graduate of the police academy, Wiley “made numerous spontaneous threats about how she was going to have every one of us cops killed.”

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Who bites someone’s ear off? This girl is 19 years old. She’s way too young to say that she learned it from Mike Tyson.

Shit happens in college. Sometimes you get too drunk, puke everywhere, smoke pot, and order a calzone. Other times you fight some scag who looked at you the wrong way at a chain restaurant and then bite a cop’s ear off. Shit happens.

But seriously, what the hell is wrong with this girl? I’ve been in bars before with a fake ID. Lots of us have. Everyone knows that when you go into a bar with a fake ID that you have to keep a low profile. You’re just there to get drunk illegally and make out with people who don’t love you. Be happy that you made it inside and be on your best behavior until you’re 21. No fights, no eating ears, and no death threats. Welcome to underage drinking 101.

Not Emma Wiley though. She had to go all gangsta to show that she was the baddest bitch from Marblehead on the north shore. No one is gonna look at her the wrong way again!!!

Here’s the best part – check out what her major is on her Facebook page:

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Oops!!! Me thinks it’s gonna be hard for our girl Emma Tyson to pursue a career in criminal justice in the future. Ya know, because a basic Google search is gonna reveal that she wants to kill all cops and may or may not have an ear fetish.

P.S. of course it was only a matter of time until someone brought race into this:

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Yea, if a black person bit someone’s ear off they’d be killed. Just like Mike Tyson was.


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16 Comment(s)
  • August 10, 2016 at 10:03 am

    if she had been black you would have attempted to literally eviscerate her.
    you would have drug up all her past, you would drag her family in, and post and display all their business for the world to see. all the while berating and degrading them.
    This is tame, by your standards. this just shows me how much of a huge fucking hypocritical bitch you are. middle class white girl you took it easy on while trying to seem like race isn’t an issue with you. I hope to god to meet you one day , I will gladly do time to lay the turtle to rest.

    • 1776
      August 10, 2016 at 10:18 am

      Another troll.

      • MrSmiley
        August 11, 2016 at 12:34 pm

        Ya dood. The hate is strong with that one.

  • Free Emma
    August 9, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    Bullshit if shes a phyco on meds ,she knows she cant drink. She drank .she bite her . she needs to pay the price. Expel her ,send her to prison make her a welfare dependent member of society . She can be a counslor when she gets out

  • Free Emma
    August 9, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    She can bite me anytime . If i was the officer, I would have biten her back. Come onshes white let her go . Was the officer black? That would make a difference here in mass. Free Emma

  • GoneWest
    August 9, 2016 at 3:07 pm

    I wonder if the TB with the fake ID was the same one who was bitching about Mambo Drinks letting in underage people

  • Hypocritboy
    August 9, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    When turtleboy is using a fake ID, its ok, its part of growing up. When your name is Pena and you use a fake ID, you need to shut down the whole bar down. Never change turtleboy, never change!

    • Mr
      August 9, 2016 at 3:28 pm

      Letting your in house promoter who works for you come in and get lit up and probably drive home on the owner’s watch? Yea id say shut you down. Thats only one dumbass caught on camera. Where there is one I guarantee there is another. Its irresponsible of the owners and they should lose their license or at least get fined to start.

      • Hypocritboy
        August 9, 2016 at 5:36 pm

        Of course he drives home on the owners watch while the white girl gets an uber home. And I guarantee you as well when there in one bar on water street allowing underage drinking there are multiple others. Shut none or all of them down. If you’re not there every weekend, then you don’t know what you’re talking about. 40% of the water street crowd is underage and business owners there are happy as long as they don’t get caught.

        • True Reality Speaks
          Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
          August 9, 2016 at 7:16 pm

          Provide a photo proving it. Until you do that, STFU & GTFO, you hypocrite snitching punk!

          • Hypocritboy
            August 9, 2016 at 11:00 pm

            Turtleboy is the one snitching putting the guys ID on blast and trying to close Mambos yet you have no problem. I’m not giving any names, why would I deny anyone a right that they would have anywhere else in the world if they’re over 18? But it’s kind of obvious when you see everyone’s younger brother and sister there who obviously just graduated high school the year before. I don’t have to show a photo, every bar owner and security guard and token officer at the front door knows it. As long as the ID looks legit they’re not going to look too hard to try to deny you.

        • MrSmiley
          August 9, 2016 at 8:04 pm

          Cmon make it sporting. Dont bring race into this. I made an assumption that had nothing to do with race. White girls drive drunk too champ! Ha if youre there every weekend i feel bad for you. Thats why so many bars in worcester get shut down abcc catches them letting underage people in then the money dries up. This bar is no different. Just a matter of time.

  • Mediocrity
    August 9, 2016 at 2:49 pm

    Was she on drugs at the time of her arrest?? Or just drunk?

    • Mediocrity
      August 9, 2016 at 3:08 pm

      Go to Salemnews dot com for a more in-depth description (below was copied, respectfully)

      >>Officers eventually pulled Wiley away from the other woman and attempted to lead her away, as she struggled with them, police said.

      “I’ll (expletive) kill you all,” Wiley yelled, according to the report. “Don’t (expletive) touch me.”

      She went “dead weight” as the officers tried to carry her to the cruiser, THE CROWD NOW YELLING ENCOURAGEMENT, police said. “DON’T TAKE (expletive) FROM THOSE COPS,” someone yelled, according to the report.<>Wiley’s attorney, Mark Barry, said the young woman, a college student about to start her sophomore year at Salem State University, suffers from depression, anxiety and obsessive-compulsive disorder, for which she takes medications.

      He said outside court that Wiley was served five or six mixed drinks after using a fake Rhode Island license to get into the Salem bar.<<


      So she was probably on meds that did not mix well with alcohol.

      AND…. crowds were yelling encouragement to fight back the cops. ugh!!!!

  • KimberlyS
    August 9, 2016 at 2:44 pm

    How the hell does being an out of control drunken moron translate into a “Fuck White People” moment for the BLM? HOW??

  • MommaH
    August 9, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    I love the way you put things into your perspective ways TB…when I need a good laugh, I know where to turn.

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