Quick update on Adam Orne, the the idiot from East Brookfield who stole his father’s Honda Accord and drove it directly into a Southbridge Police Officer’s cruiser while driving 80 mph in downtown Southbridge.
Someone who was actually arrested that night in Southbridge and sat in a cell with this genius had this to say about his experience with this legendary dooshcanoe:
“So, I was getting locked up last Friday night. As was that dude. Was telling everyone he was in there for being picked up on 190 for speeding, had 50 Vicodin on him, and an International Warrant from the UK. Said someone was sending him some sort of chemical he couldn’t buy legally here, from the UK and using his credit card…”
LOL. International gangsta from East Brookfield!!!
The only thing he doesn’t have is a car, which is why he had to steal his Dad’s. It’s cool though, because he’s Auburn Strong and totally supports the cops when he’s not trying to kill them!!
Now if you were this turdstain’s girlfriend you would probably ditch him and move on with your life. Maybe find a guy who doesn’t get arrested for driving 80 mph into cop cars while claiming to be on Interpol’s most wanted. But birds of a feather flock together for a reason. And apparently she’s not ashamed of him. As a matter of fact she’s actually SHARING Turtleboy articles!!
When you’re proudly sharing articles that are intended to shame your boyfriend, you should probably reconsider your priorities in life.
When she found out about her VERY serious boyfriend’s crime spree she immediately sent out her condolences to the police officer’s family. LOL. Just kidding:
Because she and Adam Orne are the victims here:
Gotta love Brandon in there trying to swoop in. Mr. Steal yo girl while your boyfriend is locked up for being the biggest asshole ever.
And she’s sick and tired of everyone saying mean things about her boyfriend!!
100!! 100!! 100!!
Her friends were there to offer her some great advice too:
Ride or die!!! Which is appropriate, because if you ride with him, you’re probably gonna die. “I ain’t leaving him never ever will.” Sounds legit. Every time a teenager says that it ends up being true. Especially with the 100 emoji at the end.
Yea, no one got killed so…..no harm, no foul right? This is what some people actually believe. We all make “mistakes.” Some of us cheat on our diets, and others steal their parent’s cars and drive into police cruisers.
Anyone who “looses” this winner as a friend is really missing out.
Anyway, now that he’s confessed to a jailhouse snitch that he’s a wanted international fugitive it’s only a matter of time until he’s back in jail. Oh well, at least he has a ride or die chick by his side. She ain’t never leaving!! At least until she meets some guy at the Spencer Fair Demolition Derby.
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