Idiot Who Hit Southbridge Police Cruiser Going 80 MPH Was Telling Tall Tales In Jail, Girlfriend Says She Is Ride Or Die, Not Going Anywhere

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Quick update on Adam Orne, the the idiot from East Brookfield who stole his father’s Honda Accord and drove it directly into a Southbridge Police Officer’s cruiser while driving 80 mph in downtown Southbridge.
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Someone who was actually arrested that night in Southbridge and sat in a cell with this genius had this to say about his experience with this legendary dooshcanoe:

“So, I was getting locked up last Friday night. As was that dude. Was telling everyone he was in there for being picked up on 190 for speeding, had 50 Vicodin on him, and an International Warrant from the UK. Said someone was sending him some sort of chemical he couldn’t buy legally here, from the UK and using his credit card…”

LOL. International gangsta from East Brookfield!!!

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The only thing he doesn’t have is a car, which is why he had to steal his Dad’s. It’s cool though, because he’s Auburn Strong and totally supports the cops when he’s not trying to kill them!!

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Now if you were this turdstain’s girlfriend you would probably ditch him and move on with your life. Maybe find a guy who doesn’t get arrested for driving 80 mph into cop cars while claiming to be on Interpol’s most wanted. But birds of a feather flock together for a reason. And apparently she’s not ashamed of him. As a matter of fact she’s actually SHARING Turtleboy articles!!



When you’re proudly sharing articles that are intended to shame your boyfriend, you should probably reconsider your priorities in life.

When she found out about her VERY serious boyfriend’s crime spree she immediately sent out her condolences to the police officer’s family. LOL. Just kidding:



Because she and Adam Orne are the victims here:



Gotta love Brandon in there trying to swoop in. Mr. Steal yo girl while your boyfriend is locked up for being the biggest asshole ever.

And she’s sick and tired of everyone saying mean things about her boyfriend!!


100!! 100!! 100!!

Her friends were there to offer her some great advice too:




Ride or die!!! Which is appropriate, because if you ride with him, you’re probably gonna die. “I ain’t leaving him never ever will.” Sounds legit. Every time a teenager says that it ends up being true. Especially with the 100 emoji at the end.


Yea, no one got killed so… harm, no foul right? This is what some people actually believe. We all make “mistakes.” Some of us cheat on our diets, and others steal their parent’s cars and drive into police cruisers.



Anyone who “looses” this winner as a friend is really missing out.

Anyway, now that he’s confessed to a jailhouse snitch that he’s a wanted international fugitive it’s only a matter of time until he’s back in jail. Oh well, at least he has a ride or die chick by his side. She ain’t never leaving!! At least until she meets some guy at the Spencer Fair Demolition Derby.


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90 Comment(s)
  • OnlyHere ForThe Comments
    August 30, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    Legit just spent an hour reading & laughing at the comment thread. Keep em coming.

  • August 29, 2016 at 8:47 pm

    Police radio broadcast indicate Kevin Lynch is a snitch!

  • Joe S
    August 29, 2016 at 6:24 pm

    I used to work at the Cumberland Farms in East Brookfield and this little fucker used to steal his mothers credit card and try to buy his friends a shitton of energy drinks. I’d always hit debit before he swiped to he would have to enter the pin, of course he didn’t know it, dumbass

  • August 29, 2016 at 3:30 pm

    Kevin clean your dam yard!

    Clean your dam mother she stinks like a pig!

    Get Gomez to get a job, stop having him be a prostitute!

    Your family are POS bums, real scum! FACT!

  • Lynchie poo
    August 28, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    Provide a transcript or proof of what Brett said.

  • turtlerider
    August 28, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    I have a complaint. I am not going to buy a coffee mug if all we get to read is one story per day. This is bullshit. What sort of rag is this blog anyhow.

    • Kevin Lynch
      August 28, 2016 at 10:12 pm

      I agree with the turtlerider. One fucking story a day??? You are becomming as credit le and as reliable as the Sentinel and Enterprise.

      No awards for turtle dick this year. I would nominate turtleboy for “KING BUTTHURT”. OR BEST TROLL”.

      For hijacking other news sources breaking news we give the award for “BEST TROLL” to Turtleboy sports.

  • Kevin's Jimminy Cricket
    August 28, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    Kevin you are a murderer. No one loves you. No one cares about you. Dave only uses you as a ball catcher. Your chin looks like a herpes haven. Everyone in life wishes you would commit suicide. I cannot wait to see you obituary in the Turtlegram!

  • Happy
    August 28, 2016 at 8:31 pm

    Wow! Has anyone seen the Fitchburg topix page today? It’s stunning!

  • The turtle poker
    August 28, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    All these adults talking bad about children who are still I Need to kill yourselfs. Do us all a favor go die. I don’t care how just do it.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      August 28, 2016 at 9:06 pm

      I know I didn’t talk bad about a “child” all I did was question the parenting. I am using the word child lightly seeing as how she’s 2 years away from being an adult.

      Instead of her mother apologizing on Facebook, she down played her daughters behavior. She made excuses for her “puppy love” ranting. Me? I would have shut her Facebook down and taken away her phone as well as Internet usage until she grows up.

      She would have to earn it back with serious chores and some type of community volunteering after taking a visit to a woman’s Jill to show her where she’s going to end up if she continues playing with bad boys.

      This mom…. she made excuses….. no apology.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        August 28, 2016 at 9:06 pm

        Jill? Lol Jail*

      • Feisty Sucks
        August 28, 2016 at 11:55 pm

        I’m gonna guess that you’re not a parent. Thank god.

    • Auburnite
      August 28, 2016 at 10:40 pm

      Ya Colleen Reisers murderer and rapist was still in school- does that make him less guilty of slitting her throat, raping her, choking her, DEFILING her body before dumping it in the woods? Would you be so quick to defend these asshats if he had killed someone? Youre like the same aholes that defended Jorge for killing an officer- saying it was racially motivated. Screw you- they are so lucky noone was injured. The gf is heading down a bad bad road with this kid. She doesnt get away from him- her name will likely be in the paper after he murders her.

    • Auburnite
      August 28, 2016 at 10:41 pm

      LOL you act like children arent capable of crimes.

  • Kevins #1fan
    August 28, 2016 at 7:31 pm

    Kevin YOU ARE THE SHIT!!!!! Fuck these grown ass adults acting like ten year old. You keep doing you and poke these turtles!

  • August 28, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    Kevin is it true:
    That you are the number one suspect in the Princeton MURDER?
    Is it?
    Answer the dam question!

  • August 28, 2016 at 7:04 pm

    Hey kevin maybe turtle will do a spot on your home or should I say pigpen. Clean the junk from the yard, broken down cars, dog shit everywhere, chicken bones and garbarge all over the place it’s a pigpen.
    Take the fat lady who sits on the front steps in the house
    watching her sit there and piss on the front steps is disgusting.

    Oh that’s your old lady I thought she was some fat lazy homeless slob,buy the whale some clothing Wow

  • Turtleboy Customer Service
    August 28, 2016 at 6:04 pm

    Mr. Lynch

    Why do you continuously try to talk bad about Aiden, Matty Mo, Brett, and Brian. None of which you have ever met nor have had the opportunity to interact with. These 4 men are OUTSTANDING citizens that not only are family men but also shovel their walkway! None the of them write for the Turtle. We are a family/feminist blog filled with HOTTAKES! We love all of our readers who follow directions however it looks as though you cannot follow directions. Adults G is what we ask all of our followers to do and you obviously cannot as you continue to accuse people of things that are FALSE. One thing we do here at Turtleboy is we do not speak or make false accusations however this is ALL you do. Please refrain from posting anything further on our website and please stick to TOPIX!

    • Kevin Lynch
      August 28, 2016 at 6:25 pm

      Getting nervous,lmao. Fuck you cowards. All of you. Stalking 15 yr old girls. Sick.

      It is now a pattern as even Cardy your hero was 23 and got a 15yr old girl pregnant.

      • Toby
        August 28, 2016 at 7:01 pm

        Who is stalking Kevin? As far as I see you contacted this young child not any of them you named.

    • Auburnite
      August 28, 2016 at 6:29 pm

      So tell me- how does Kevin throw out peoples names when the Name is what you choose to post and the email isnt supposed to be published? Its amusing to me that people are concerned about this idiot and his court appointed lawyer- Im more concerned with the fact the “MOTHER” of this girl doesnt really see a problem with her 15 yr old involved with this criminal. He could have KILLED someone. He couldve killed HER, the cop whos vehicle that was, or any other unfortunate people in the area. I would stop worrying about people who contacted this CHILD because clearly her parents arent doing the job, before she gets hurt, and focus on the bullshit this kid is going to do in the future, especially if this girl pisses him off.

    • Turd Burglestein
      August 28, 2016 at 8:15 pm

      I hear kevin shops at Hot Topix.

  • Fond Memories
    August 28, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    Remember that day when Kevin “accidentally” ate all that rat poison? Yeah…. That was a good day

    • Toby
      August 28, 2016 at 4:14 pm

      That would be fond memories! Too bad it didn’t happen.

      • GFY
        August 28, 2016 at 6:32 pm

        Some day, Toby. Some day soon…..

        • Toby
          August 28, 2016 at 6:58 pm

          We can only hope GFY!

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 28, 2016 at 3:31 pm

    Mat Pervier aka Matty Mo. BRETT killoran. Aiden Kearney. Brian Doaust. Wow.

    Matty post pictures of a 15yr old and talks sexual about her.

    Brett post pictures of a 15 yr old girl threatening to rape her, also post about another 15 yr old in another story.

    Aiden Kearney, all over the Internet it states that he sexually harrassed a couple young ladies at a Buffalo game. Also online is a 15 yr old girl who states he sexually harrassed her as a teacher. School makes a decision to go seperate ways.

    Brian Daoust arrested for sexual assault but claims it was a 3 some gone bad, how a 3 some can go bad is beyond me.

    Then add in these jerks out here such as lawyer lady displaying videos about the proper use of a dildo.

    All this and we are surrounded by pornohraphic adds to buy their products.

    Why don’t you just rename the site already? The perverted Turtle?

    • Questioner
      August 28, 2016 at 3:50 pm

      Kevin, Serious question. Why do you read and post comments here? You obviously do not like the page. Most people will go out of their way to avoid pages they don’t like, but yet you stay to bring on all of the haters comments. So, again why do you stay here and take this?

      • Cucko Kevin
        August 28, 2016 at 3:56 pm

        Because Kevin is a little faggot humiliation cuck. He gets off on this shit. He sits in front of the computer all day with his 3″ cock, fluffing his BLM Doms all day, wishing he was an actual man

    • PG
      August 28, 2016 at 4:06 pm

      Kevin still has turtle on the brain even though turtleboy broke up with him in February.

    • First Time Caller
      Phil Simms Sucks
      August 28, 2016 at 7:31 pm

      Kevin, you’re getting cranky. Did mama take the 5 wood out of your ass again? We can always tell -you act like the Walpole Woman Bitch when they air out the wood. Don’t worry; it’ll be replaced soon. And it’s got those nice splinters you like in it.

    • Kevin's snow shovel
      August 29, 2016 at 10:51 am

      Kevin… if you are being inundated by pornographic ads, it’s due to what you are searching for. The recommended ads are generated by google search histories. It’s a targeted search algorithm genius.

      Stop searching for porn! You kooky bastard

    • Andrew McDonough
      August 29, 2016 at 3:47 pm

      Tom Brady is the quarterback of the NE Patriots. Moe Szyslak is the bartender at Moe’s Tavern. Kevin “9 iron” Lynch is a nut job from Fitchburg.

      Tom has 4 Super Bowl rings and is 3 time Super Bowl MVP.

      Moe is known for getting most of the residents of Springfield rip roaring drunk. At one point creating his own cocktail The “Flaming Meaux”.

      Kevin is a career loser who did time for killing someone, lost his driver’s license for life, been banned from FSU, been embarrassed in 3 elections, been arrested multiple times for assault and battery on a law enforcement officer, threatens imaginary suits for imaginary crimes that judges laugh about as they throw him out the door, all while living on the dole, leeching off of the public. He’s irrelevant, a liar and a kook.

      GO AWAY KEVIN! No one likes you. You are a net negative to society. You create nothing of value. You actually generate a loss to societies production. All of your crazy checks, ssi payments etc, are taking away from good that could be done elsewhere. The only benefit you will provide for mankind is as fertilizer for vegetation when they plant your murdering ass in the ground. The world will be better off without you.

      He has revealed over and over that he is a useless, pus-bag.

  • August 28, 2016 at 3:30 pm

    Kevin yo momma been mayor whites ho

    Now u be teller dat yo niece is a ho

  • Weeble
    August 28, 2016 at 3:29 pm

    Kevin must be too busy working on creating a new Facebook profile. When a new name pops up commenting here we know it must be Kev.

  • Lynchie's Malware
    August 28, 2016 at 2:52 pm

    Lynchie, post a transcript of what Brett supposedly said. Stop being a chicken shit.

    • Happy
      August 28, 2016 at 3:09 pm

      He won’t do that because it disturbed him deeply.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 28, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    Margaret, you are just a pathetic woman. You look like a train ran over your face and it’s passengers threw bags of shit at your face afterwards.

    I have your full collection of Margaret Melican Melodies. See, you could write a book and give a short synopsis of the story at hand and add your poem at the end.

    I would promote such a book as I would then sue you for some of the profit. Unless you paid me first.

    • Mrs. Lynch
      August 28, 2016 at 3:50 pm

      Hey kevy wevy, remember when we used to have clit measuring contests and you always lost? Why don’t you come home and eat mommy’s ass for her? I haven’t showered all week, I know that how you like it, so it tastes like all the salad you were tossing in prison.

      • kitti
        August 28, 2016 at 6:30 pm

        Imagine if Turtle did a story on who you are really?
        Son is lazy because mom allows him to smoke pot from age 12.cant hold a job but can have a baby and not financially support it.stealing from food pantries for yrs living off ssi.ect…

    • Lynch for Mayor!!
      August 29, 2016 at 10:47 am

      Oh Kevin… My… Such language. You are the embodiment of a gentleman! You should run for office! I know, you should run for Mayor! You could easily beat all of those other idiots. It’s not like you’d be embarrassed by your past right? No skeletons?

      Just need to control that temper Kevie… You kooky bastard!

  • Margaret Melican
    August 28, 2016 at 1:09 pm

    There once was a girl that was riding.
    Her choice in men some were chiding.
    She’s gangsta strong!
    In for the long!
    To West Boylston PO box she’ll soon be writing!

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 28, 2016 at 1:01 pm

    Turtleboy has taken down this 14 yr Olds name from the article. The damage is done. Tara Louise Ziehl posting above contacted this girl. I also contacted this girl as I got her name off Turtleboys article who posted information on a 14 yr old.

    Sick bastards. Message to this girls family. I would bring civil action against this blog. They sell merchandise and add space such as the porn you see around us.

    Yes, I am a victim of Turtleboy but they crossed the line when Matty Mo and Brett posted pics of my 15 yr old niece and encouraged the world to sexually harrass jer. Brett threatened to brutally rape her.

    It is a trend with these freaks as they are infatuated with 14 and 15 yr old girls.

    The person who wrote the articles is Matty Mo aka Mat Pervier and Brett Killoran who is a sick stalker.

    Mat Pervier brother is Chief James Pervier of Charlton. And their phone number is 508 248 2250. This is getting very serious as minor girls are at stake here.

    They made it sound like this 14 yr old girl was a sexual pig. They are a very gross blogg out here.

    Leave the 14 yr old girl alone you freaks. Shame on you freaks. Who are you to even assume that she is involved sexually period. What gives you a right to libel this 14 yr old girl?

    And then they add salt to the wound by stating ” the Internet is forever” and never forgets. They are minor children you sick bastards.

    • Toby
      August 28, 2016 at 1:07 pm

      Kevin are you all upset because your Jose Ortiz account can’t post anything any longer? My god dude give it a rest. No one wants you here leave already.

    • Concerned Parent
      August 28, 2016 at 1:59 pm

      Kevin, why are you contacting this young girl? Can’t you please leave this family alone. You think you are helping but you are only making things worse for her. STOP ALREADY!

      • Wabbitt
        August 28, 2016 at 2:34 pm

        When he says people here are obsessed with 14 and 15 year olds, he’s talking about himself.

        I mean, he clearly has an unnatural infatuation with his niece. Her parents should consider a restraining order.

    • Wabbitt
      August 28, 2016 at 2:31 pm

      I love how this girl is 16, then her mother says she’s 15, now Lynchy the Loser says 14.

      Give it a few hours and WoMag will says she’s 7.

      • Ron
        August 29, 2016 at 12:27 pm

        What’s Womag?

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          August 29, 2016 at 12:46 pm

          Worcester magazine.

  • Yo
    August 28, 2016 at 12:12 pm

    She can’t even spell or use proper grammar for the life of her. Lmao

  • Abbey loves a loser
    August 28, 2016 at 11:27 am

    Adam’s parents should have to pay for the police cruiser.

      August 28, 2016 at 7:50 pm

      Your mama should have payed for that abortion.

  • Auburnite
    August 28, 2016 at 11:04 am

    LMAO this chick “I’m fight ppl if y’all dont shut up anout Adam Orne.” Wonder what Ill get for a resonse from her.

    • Auburnite
      August 28, 2016 at 11:27 am

      bahahahaha lordy I love parents- I message this girl right- 11:08am
      Youre an idiot- your bf is a complete assclown and if you think this is love sweetheart- you need more help than conventional therapy will give you. Your dipshit is LUCKY he didnt hurt a LEO. North Brookfield- pffttt ya I was just out your way last night- such a no way do nothing kinda town- get a hobby instead of acting like juvenile punks. And just think your 17 YEAR OLD idiot will be charged as an adult. I cant wait to hear about him crying like a bitch in jail.

      11:09amAbbey Farrington accepted your request.
      Abbey Farrington
      Abbey Farrington
      Fuck off
      Abbey Farrington
      Abbey Farrington
      Excuse me. This is abbeys mother and you seem to be an adult by your picture. And your harassing a 15 year old and if you don’t bring your opinion somewhere else then we will have problems. She’s a teenage and she has a lot going on. So please bring your opinion somewhere else. Thank you. Have a great day.
      *** I tried to reply but this brainiac mother blocked me*****
      I dont really care how old she is- maybe you should do a better job raising your daughter. Thinks its ok he couldve KILLED someone- maybe even her because hes a punk? She has alot going on? Life hasnt even begun to mess with her yet. Like you said shes 15. She needs to be PARENTED- before you are burying your daughter because shes involved with this assclown. And yes- Im a mother and better believe if my son was acting like this punk- the cops would be the least of his worries. Get her AWAY from him before he gets her hurt- do NOT let her be another statistic.
      Alas- you can clearly see the lack of parenting is evident by this dingbats inaction.

      • We Todd Id
        August 28, 2016 at 12:33 pm

        Have you ever heard the expression that two wrongs don’t make a right? Are those kids both idiots? Absolutely. You, however, should also know better. Can’t stand on a soap box while also badgering children. Grow up.

        • Auburnite
          August 28, 2016 at 2:35 pm

          Have you ever heard of PARENTING your child and trying to keep them away from punks like this who think they are above the law. Go look at all the missing person cases/unsolved murderers/ domestic assault cases, and tell me that you dont think this is in her future if she continues to be the “ride or die” type chick- at 15? He will undoubtedly, put her in some dangerous situation, and when it comes down to between him or her- I bet he will protect himself over her. Kids do stupid shit, but they dont do things that can and will eventually cost someone their lives. Not commenting on it- is condoning it. “minding your own business” doesnt solve any problems, it just sweeps them under the rug. This is how people who are mentally unstable end up running the roads and they end up killing someone whos innocent. Thankfully, these actions didnt result in ANOTHER officers death.

        • Margaret Melican
          August 28, 2016 at 6:13 pm

          I can stand on a soap box when we all get the bill for the lawyer that was appointed for him.

      • Brett the peophile
        August 28, 2016 at 2:29 pm

        Why hide your true name? It is Tara Louise Ziehl. Or is that your fake facebook lol

        • Auburnite
          August 28, 2016 at 2:37 pm

          awwww Im guessing your friends with the little imbecile who defends this child.

          • George Watts
            August 28, 2016 at 3:17 pm

            You all know your adults picking on children. And then talking shit wrapping it up with “but I’m such a good person” but anyone with a brain can see your all worse than a clique of prepubescent teenagers from 6th grade. Why not get a hobby other than starting shit with strangers hiding behind usernames. You say these kids parents are so wrong raising their kids because your kids not on turtle boy yet. Just wait, all people make bad decisions but not all get caught. Like none of you never drank and drove a car. Hypocritical ass clowns that’s all you guys really are.

        • Wabbitt
          August 28, 2016 at 2:41 pm

          Good job not being able to spell pedophile. Go ask your niece – maybe she’s the brains in the family.

        • Toby
          August 28, 2016 at 2:58 pm

          Looks like the only pedophile here is you Kevin. You admit to contacting this young child.

          • Toby
            August 28, 2016 at 3:10 pm

            Spelling it like Kevin so he would understand.

          • Toby
            August 28, 2016 at 3:54 pm

            GD I spelled it the correct way. I hate when that happens now he won’t understand it

        • MrSmiley
          August 28, 2016 at 5:15 pm

          Whats a peo phile?

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    August 28, 2016 at 11:01 am

    Where are her parents? Clearly, she is too developmentally young for Facebook. I tend to stray away from always placing blame on parents because sometimes they can do everything right and still end up with a delinquent, but this girl obviously has no parental monitoring happening on her Facebook. I know she’s at that teenager stage where they rebel, but crack the damn whip because it’s time. Clearly nothing that her parents have done is working.

    Keep a kid busy and you keep them out of trouble. I bet 10 to 1 she’s not in any extra curricular activities.

    • Turd Burglestein
      August 28, 2016 at 11:26 am

      I bet she’s involved in all kinds of extracurricular activities…it’s just that nine of them are sponsored by the school.

      • Turd Burglestein
        August 28, 2016 at 11:27 am

        none of them…stupid android keyboard. Or maybe it is 9.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          August 28, 2016 at 11:53 am

          Lmao… I thought that was an indirect joke at Kevin for a second!

    • Auburnite
      August 28, 2016 at 2:41 pm

      And try to have a discussion with them- you get blocked Clearly- a- a 15 yr old doesnt know what love is. b- hes a dangerous person for her to be around- c- this MOTHER needs to be her mother and not her friend before her daughter ends up hurt because of this turds actions.

    • TargetPractice
      August 28, 2016 at 3:42 pm

      It just depends on the extracurricular activity, take getting finger banged in public for example, I bet she’s great at that

    • Rosie perez
      August 28, 2016 at 10:56 pm

      So that’s your story parents weren’t very supportive, that explains the Newark New Jersey accent

    • Feisty Sucks
      August 28, 2016 at 11:49 pm

      Shut up, you self-righteous pig.

  • bye bye
    August 28, 2016 at 10:59 am

    Totally unrelated but Mambo 1, Turtleboy 0. Guess which one of your sponsors is shutting down? I’ll give you a hint, it’s 50 yards away from Mambos.

    • Tim Leydon
      August 28, 2016 at 11:23 am


    • Vj
      August 28, 2016 at 3:40 pm

      Being the losers that you are, any one who works for or goes to mambo, begins life at -10, so TB is still very much ahead

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 28, 2016 at 10:58 am

    So some guy committ a crime and goes to jail and is coming out with a story for turtlebitch?

    He is 17 and his girlfriend is 16 but again Turtleboy aka Matty Mo and Brett killoran want to go after minors.

    Encouraging adult loosers to post comments about these kids is just over the line.

    The kid made a big mistake, leave him alone already. All you are doing is agitating those around him to go on defense.

    Leave this kid alone.

    • Wabbitt
      August 28, 2016 at 11:22 am

      Hey Kevin, I think I figured out why your comments are always a grammatical nightmare. Your computer probably has an ID10T error.

      It can be repaired by repeatedly and vigorously applying a three wood to your forehead. Give it a try and let me know how it goes.

      • Turd Burglestein
        August 28, 2016 at 11:29 am

        Or it could be he’s getting a 9 iron up his ass while he’s typing his posts.

        • Wabbitt
          August 28, 2016 at 2:28 pm

          Dave is into some rough trade…

    • PG
      August 28, 2016 at 12:48 pm

      Kevin is a convicted murderer who went to jail for 7 years on a manslaughter charge.

      All 17 year olds are charged as adults in Massachusetts

      • Ron
        August 29, 2016 at 12:20 pm

        Not anymore. 17 year olds are juveniles now.

    • August 28, 2016 at 1:09 pm

      Kevin did you remember to bring your fat lazy slob mommie some Twinkies and snickers?

      Come on yo momma is a fat lazy slob and needs the junk food to feed her habit, habit of being lazy

    • Auburnite
      August 28, 2016 at 2:38 pm

      Really? cuz the MOTHER of the said girlfriend said she was 15…

    • Andrew McDonough
      August 29, 2016 at 10:40 am

      Was it a mistake when you killed me, Kevin? I was just a kid too… My whole life ahead of me… But you took that all away! You killed me Kevin!

      Await your judgement. Murder is forever Kevin. You can’t make amends. You may have served a little bit of time in man’s prison… But you will spend eternity in a fiery pit as the flesh scorches from you forever. You will be tormented by demons for eternity. You cannot make amends for what you did to me.

  • Buster
    August 28, 2016 at 10:58 am

    Why do middle class white kids adopt the ghetto culture rather than vice versa?

    • Wabbitt
      August 28, 2016 at 11:20 am

      Because they were already as stupid as a sack of dildos to begin with, and the innate idiocy of this “dialect” resonated with them. So they adopt it in an attempt to look cool, and instead come off as functionally illiterate.

    • GFY
      August 28, 2016 at 9:49 pm

      Because if white kids act dumb, they’re cool. If
      Black kids act smart, they’re Uncle Tom-ass Coons.

  • Scotland Yard
    August 28, 2016 at 10:40 am

    There’s the little bloody bastard! We’ve got him now!

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