Dumbass 17 Year Crashes Dad’s Stolen Brand New Car At 80 MPH Into Southbridge Police Cruiser And Turtleboy Has The Whole Story From Passenger In The Car

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It’s been a busy week for dooshnozzles in Southbridge, and the SPD has had their hands filled with southern Worcester County’s finest. Here’s the latest incident from their Facebook page:

On Thursday, August 25, 2016 at approximately 1:31 a.m. the Southbridge Police Department arrested a 17 year old Male Juvenile after he attempted to evade and then collided with a Southbridge Police Cruiser. The impact of the crash forced the cruiser into a parked vehicle and trapped the officer inside his cruiser. Emergency crews from the Southbridge Fire and local area worked on freeing the officer with the “Jaws of Life”. The Officer was extracted and taken to UMASS Trauma Center where he was treated for his injuries. At this time we are glad to report that Officer Robert Campbell a 17 year veteran police officer suffered non-life threatening injuries. He will be kept at the Trauma Center for further evaluation. The 17 year old male juvenile along with a female juvenile passenger were transported to Harrington Hospital and treated for minor injuries. The 17 year old male juvenile was treated and released into the custody of the police department. He was charged with the following:

– Speeding (estimated 80 mph in a 30 mph zone)
– Use of a M/V without Authority
– Negligent Operation of a motor vehicle
– Unlicensed Operation of a M/V
– Fail to Stop for Police
– Fail to Keep Right
– Fail to Stop for a Red Light

Bail was set at $5000 and revoked due to other pending open cases. He is being held by the juvenile court.


80 FREAKING MILES PER HOUR???!!! In the middle of Southbridge? If you’ve never been to Southbridge before…’re probably better off. But if you have, you would know that the center of town has a whole bunch of lights. It’s not exactly an ideal place to get in a high speed chase. It’s nothing less than a miracle that this cop is alive right now. Just goes to show you once again that cops put their lives on the line every single day they clock into work. There are people out there with zero regard for human life, and police are the only thing standing in between them and civilized society.

Ya know what’s really bullshit? The fact that the newspaper can’t get his name because he’s 17. Funk that!!! He almost killed a cop. Everyone should know this idiot’s name and he should be publicly shamed. But we’re living in a society where 17 year olds get to make grown up decisions, but we have to be nice to them because they’re “just kids.” Ya know, because morons like this protect them:


Actually Jordan, you are wrong. If a reporter finds out the name of a juvenile who has committed a crime, they are well within their rights to report it. The police just don’t release the names of minors to the press. And as anyone who reads Turtleboy already knows, we always get to the bottom of every story we cover. So we started seeing this kid posting a bunch on the SPD Facebook page:

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So we messaged the kid and we found out the perp’s name – Adam Orne. And as you can see from Adam Orne’s Facebook page, he is a registered badass:

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Police technology? What the hell is this kid talking about? Well it’s kind of ironic that he almost killed a cop, because his Facebook page is littered with random pictures of cop cars:

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And this was the most recent picture he uploaded:

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He also pretends to be a huge supporter of law enforcement:

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This is what I hate about these slogans and bumper stickers. Same shit happened with the “Boston Strong” thing. Everyone starts saying it because they wanna fit in and it quickly becomes meaningless. It’s like the people I see with the “Troopers are your best protection” bumper stickers. We all know you just bought that as insurance in case you ever got pulled over.

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Anyway, Kyle’s story sounded a little…..strange. So we reached out to him and had him explain what happened. According to him Adam Orne picked him up in the center of Charlton around midnight with another girl. But he had never met either of them before? Sounds weird, but this is just what teenagers do in 2016. All we had was AOL dial up, and the only things we said to chicks were, “ASL?” and “n e pics?” Every once in a while you went down to the Getladium on a Sunday night and made out with some chicks from Shrewsbury. Now kids just meet up with strange girls in the middle of the night. Anyway, here’s what he said went down:

I met the girl on I was bored, so I asked if she wanted to hang out. She said yes, and Adam drove her to Charlton, where I live. I got into the car, we drove a few blocks, and then we walked for a bit. They dropped me off at my street, and he sped off down the road. 20 minutes later, I got a panicked call from the girl, telling me that she was begging him to stop. In my opinion, he should have some kind of kidnapping charge as well. She was in the vehicle against her will during the pursuit. 

So we were confused because Turtleboy’s generation just has a hard time comprehending courtships these days. Is it normal for you to meet chicks online and then have some random dude come and pick you up in the middle of town at midnight?

She dosen’t drive. She told me her and her friend were picking me up. It was at midnight. I know Meetme can tend to be sketchy, so I made sure I told them to park in the center of town, so they wouldn’t know my address.

According to Kyle, Adam Orne stole his father’s brand new Black 2016 Honda Accord while he was sleeping in a vain attempt to show off. Why he was showing off in front of a girl who was apparently chaperoning on a midnight date with a stranger from Charlton is beyond me. But I guess that’s just what kids do these days.

Anyway, throw the book at this kid. Put his 17 year old ass in adult jail, scare him straight, and maybe he can come out of there a decent human being. Because right now he is clearly a danger to society and needs to be taught a lesson.


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78 Comment(s)
    May 3, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    Funny story about this. He was claimed to be getting locked up on a “Friday night,” when docket numbers show He was arrested at approx. 1:31 am on Thursday morning of August 25th 2016, nobody else was in that holding cell, so first that story is fake about the kid claiming he was locked up with him. Second of all Kyle Blouin did not know Adam Orne personally, a matter in fact did not know him at all. No messages between them at all, no security footage of them being affiliated with each other in any way shape of form. Another thing, Adam Orne did not purposely hit officer Campbell, if any of you know Hamilton St. in Southbridge, you would know it would be impossible to take a sharp turn at night. Anyways I do not like how you guys take people’s word for stuff that never happened because if there was talk about in that holding cell there would be a whole police investigation and with the docket I recoiled for Adam Orne, did not mention anything about anyone and a 5 hour recording of the cell it’s self when Adam showed up to the station, vrs. When he left the station to be transported to the Dudley court then immediately transported to a juvenile detention facility. Thank you very much.

  • Kate
    January 9, 2018 at 9:05 pm

    I dated this piece of shit and he is no better. He lied to me and told me he was grounded that’s why he didn’t have a license. I want to vomit after reading this hope he rots in hell.

  • Reading is FUNdamental
    August 30, 2016 at 11:33 am

    Reading comprehension… So important!

    The more you know!!

  • Matt Orne
    August 30, 2016 at 11:00 am

    You never talked to Adam. In your stupid little article it says you spoke to him. You never did. You’re a lying sex offender with. I life and you need to grow the fuck up.

    • Matt Orne
      August 30, 2016 at 11:18 am

      I misread the article.. Apparently it was Kyle you spoke to. Who wasn’t in the vehicle. Who used my brother to bring a girl to him….. Go get a real job and grow up.

      • Trish
        August 30, 2016 at 12:17 pm

        Hi Matt,

        Please tell us about your real job. I’m also interested in your thoughts on your brother’s situation. Certainly someone of your obvious maturity can separate their love for their brother from his abhorrent behavior.


  • Reddog
    August 27, 2016 at 1:02 am

    Would someone please take Kevin golfing down by the Nashua river. Please put him out of my misery.

  • Worc Taxpayer
    August 26, 2016 at 7:51 pm

    Dial up AOL? Lucky son of a bitch! All we had was an Atari Asteroids and Pong game!

  • Worc Taxpayer
    August 26, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    The only way I go through Southbridge is 80 MPH! Or more!

  • ***Insurance Agent Warning***
    August 26, 2016 at 7:32 pm

    I am just sick of all of this trash talk. I have been in the insurance industry for 20+ years. I hope that all of you know that yes thete is a freedom of speech in our country, but you can also be sued for slander and defamation of character which I am seeing a lot on here, and it’s not just Kevin. It’s all of you! I highly suggest that you read your homeowners, condo, renters or business policies if you even carry it to see if you have the coverage in case you are sued for those reasons. If you don’t, well you are all screwed in my opinion! I suggest that you all delete your disgusting, vulgar, insulting, rude, unnecessary comments or some serious harm coud be done. That’s all I have to say. And yes my child used to go to the same school with the boy who stole his father’s car. And he had his own choice of words about him, but I won’t be sharing them with you all because I know better. I was raised with morals in my home, and it a starts at home and how parents parent or lack thereof parent their children. For the girl who said she was raped, I am saddened to read that. I hope you came forward to the authorities.

    • Chris
      August 26, 2016 at 7:53 pm

      Wouldn’t it be libel rather than slander. I’m not an insurance expert or anything, asking for a friend.

      • Insurance Agent
        August 26, 2016 at 8:42 pm

        Actually Chris, Personal Injury Coverage with an umbrella with Hanover gives you coverage for libel, slander, invasion of privacy, malicious prosecution, defamation of character or discrimination suits… Take your pick…

        • Chris
          August 26, 2016 at 9:24 pm

          I’m not interested in purchasing a policy, thanks. My question was referring to your statement that we all could be sued for slander and defamation of character for our comments. Wouldn’t we be sued for libel because our terrible comments were written and not spoken.

          • Tired
            August 26, 2016 at 11:27 pm

            I wasn’t asking you to purchase a policy. I haven’t been in the insurance industry for a few years now thanks. I just like to let peope know think before you speak, and now type as there are repercussions that can happen if they aren’t aware of what these comments can lead to. Libel is written, and slander is oral for defamation of character. But you already knew that Chris. Have a nice evening.

    • Del Griffiths
      August 26, 2016 at 8:42 pm

      Insurance salesmen are human sleeping pills.

      • Ex-Insurance Agent
        August 26, 2016 at 8:53 pm


        Funny you should say that. I am no longer in the insurance industry. I just like to keep people informed and to think before you type or speak…

  • Kevin's EX-Lover David
    August 26, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    I am no longer with Kevin I just caught him behind Pennywise sucking hobo cook for empties to get bus money to go file his imaginary lawsuit against all these nice turtle riders and BTW his Neice is 20!

  • AJ
    August 26, 2016 at 3:46 pm

    Well said Bert. All it does is get worse when it’s not handled properly. As the years pass, you’ll have 3 grown men living in your neighborhood, jobless, with lengthy criminal records. Shame on the parents for not taking control and correcting these problems now. You can thank them.

    • Bert
      August 26, 2016 at 6:52 pm

      My exact thought. So much more details on these degenerates but wouldn’t be wise to post!

  • Bert
    August 26, 2016 at 1:00 pm

    This kid and his two younger brothers are complete menaces to society. They live in our neighborhood and cause a ton of problems. So this should be one down and two to go I hope. The younger two (age 15 I think) are even worse than this loser. These boys have broken into my vehicles, harassed my own teenage sons who won’t beat their asses (and they very easily could) because my sons respect the local police and themselves, trespassed on my property at all hours of the night for no reason, throw rocks at cars, kill animals, steal utility vehicles from Klem’s and go joy riding, and the list goes on and on and on. They constantly get taken home by the local police and nothing ever comes out of it because “they are troubled”…bull shit. One or all of these idiots is going to be a murderer some day so hopefully they all make their own beds by doing stupid shit like this. To all of the public in East Brookfield and surrounding towns keep a watchful eye out for these boys they are real bad news.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 26, 2016 at 12:01 pm

    Matty Mo, you posted a picture of my 15 yr old niece again. Her father wants a word with you.

    I wrote to your brother who is a police Chief. I know he must have chuckled with you. Remember that chuckle as I play chess not checkers. Everything is for a reason. The war has just begun.

    One thing you don’t know about me but should, I don’t give two fucks if your brother was the president.

    My life has been put on hold since February and will stay that way till you, Brett and Aiden are held accountable.

    This is all just lead up to what is in store for you and your turtlebitches. The power of that badge has gotten to your head even as it is pinned on your brother not you.

    You are a pure pos and I would state as much in front of your brother, mother and or kids. You are a pure pos.

    When I seen the picture of my niece and you encouraging people to talk sexual about her.



    I don’t usually feel my blood pressure rising but it is as I am thinking of what you did. If any harm comes to my niece because of you I will physically rip your head off and shit down your neck before sending you to your brother in the form of a tuna fish sandwhich.

    Threat you ask?? No a fucking promise. A promise that I will proudly with head held high repeat to any judge you want.

    This is a reaction you get when you fuck with the minor children of someone’s family. Take her pictures down you fucking freak of nature pure pos pedophile animal.

    • PG
      August 26, 2016 at 1:09 pm

      Kevin, myself and several other people have called you out on being a convicted murderer, as well as a hemorrhoid on the asshole of society for some time now. Still haven’t heard a response, considering you don’t know how to respond to logic and reason. I look forward to the day when I turn on the news and discover you were found dead in a dark alley with your pants down and a broken golf club shoved up your ass.

      • Wabbitt
        August 26, 2016 at 5:13 pm

        That would be poetic justice.

    • Wabbitt
      August 26, 2016 at 5:12 pm

      So is your neice, who you venerate like she’s the second coming, aware that you bludgeoned a man to death with a gold club?

      Matty Mo had better watch out – Kevin tends to murder people when he gets angry.

    • Turtleboy Customer Service
      August 27, 2016 at 9:10 am

      Dear Mr. Lynch

      We would all ask that you please refrain from threats of violence as we are a family blog full of hottakes!! These pictures that you state are up are in fact not up anywhere a they were reported and removed. Please feel free to keep continuing to read our blogs however threats of violence will not be tolerated here any longer.

      • Unknown
        November 20, 2017 at 12:50 am

        If I matter a fact you guys are a family blog, why do you post about the dumbest stuff that only you think needs to be put out there. Your not a licensed news company nor will you ever be. And also, you say that has been reported. Well this is a website and this website isn’t a primary, therefore when you report you just sending an report back to your selves. Thank you and have a nice day.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 26, 2016 at 11:40 am

    And yes people ask me with I bother with idiots like you. I feel that there is a chance to wake some of you idiots up.

    I mean I know I am talking to adults who booze it all the time. I understand that your brain is still in the school yard where you felt better than. But there may be hope for your soul.

    I understand that some of you will die as a pos as some already have. Everything for you can be fixed with either fairy dust or a nuke.

    For any country that has anything negative to say you just respond “just drop a bomb on them
    ” well moron that didn’t work so well in Iraq and under your idiotic proposals we would be already dead from the nuclear aftermath.

    • ProfessorM
      August 26, 2016 at 11:54 am

      Oh my god, You’re here to save us?
      Why didn’t you say so?
      We would have saved you the trouble back in February!
      We don’t want to be saved, Kevin.
      We LIKE being sinners!
      You’ll have much better luck somewhere else.
      Don’t bother coming back.
      Have a wonderful day!

    • KimberlyS
      August 26, 2016 at 11:59 am

      “I understand that your brain is still in the school yard where you felt better than.”

      Better than WHAT????

    • Chris
      August 26, 2016 at 12:30 pm

      In typical fashion you name call and paint everyone with a broad brush who disagrees with you. You also do it with terrible spelling and grammar – is English your first language? If not, then I apologize for making fun of you – but I suspect with a name like Kevin Lynch you are probably a native speaker – just not a very good one. Don’t they have classes in prison where you can better yourself – did you take any? Is this your best self? God I hope not. I would suggest speech to text, but that won’t help with all of your problems.

    • Kevin Lynch
      August 26, 2016 at 12:31 pm

      I speak from some experience. When I was young, I was fat and ugly. Acne, gap teeth and walleyed. Much as I am today. People made fun of me then. I got as ugly on the inside as I was on the outside. I stole a few cars and got into numerous fights. Then one day I murdered a guy with a broken golf club. I went to prison for a long time. But the good news is that I met Dave there.

      Thanks to everyone here, I get a crazy check, free health care, phone, apartment and much food stamps. Dave, my boyfriend, gets the same. Neither of us work. But we do spend a lot of time complaining about everything. This complaining has now turned into various campaigns to shut down Face Book pages, report fictitious “corruption” cases and threatening to bring massive civil lawsuits.

      Nobody likes me and apart from Dave, I have no friends.

      But thanks for the checks!

    • Kevin Lynch
      August 26, 2016 at 1:00 pm

      I will die as a convicted murderer. I will die as a person who made absolutely no contribution to my family, friends or society as a whole. I have never worked and just collect crazy checks and free stuff. I make a nuisance of myself wherever I go.

    • Wabbitt
      August 26, 2016 at 5:08 pm

      A murderer calling people pieces of shit.

      The irony is palpable.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 26, 2016 at 11:31 am

    Lmao, the as sic turtleriders approach.” Oh my God they ruined your life and put you at harms way knowing that you kiss your kids good bye in the morning not knowing if you will make it back home.

    You are my hero, if you have a badge TB is giving out free blow jobs.

    These relatives of cops are so over dramatic as a cop job outside of a car accident is the safest and best Benny job on planet earth.

    Each cop gets 15 State trooper car decals as they then pass them out to their relatives. I seen one suck ass place the sticker smack on the center of the drivers window.

    Meanwhile these relatives drive shit face until theu run a family over. Talk about dysfunction.

    Now the case at hand, of course EVERYBODY including myself thanks God that this officer is ok and wasn’t killed or injured badly.

    That being said, I say the same thing if it was a citizen. It was a very dumb thing to do and the younger a person is the more chances there are that they would do dumb such things.

    Now if you read the story there seems like some underlying character defects that this young man has and or is experiencing. This should be the focus. Addressing this problem correctly is what will help prevent another incident concerning this young guy.

    To just bash and shame the kid? Yes he put many lives in danger and it is a very very serious incident. There is a better way to approach than shaming as shaming only makes matters much worse.

    • Kevin B
      August 26, 2016 at 12:36 pm

      I agree. I spoke to my son Kyle regarding this blown out of proportion ridiculous pile of shit story that you call reporting. I was with Kyle all that evening. Therefore you took a made-up “story” from a 16 year old boy and published it as Gospel. Splendid journalism. Also, Turtle Boy please begin using spell check.

      • KimberlyS
        August 26, 2016 at 1:09 pm

        You mean that the 17-yr old, Adam, did NOT in fact speed like a crazy moron and smash up a cop car at 1:30 in the morning?

        Silly me, I guess the cops and the photos are lying.

        • Kevin B
          August 27, 2016 at 5:57 pm

          No fuck face, my Son wasn’t involved to the point he stated. Drink bleach, go kill yourself

      • Emily Lynch
        August 26, 2016 at 3:02 pm

        Then your son is a scumbag and should be punished, and you failed as a parrent

        • Kevin B
          August 27, 2016 at 5:58 pm

          My son isnt Adam cunt.

          • Trish
            August 30, 2016 at 12:08 pm

            Hey Kevin B

            Comma’s are your friend or maybe Adam has an unfortunate last name.

    • Kevin Lynch
      August 26, 2016 at 12:36 pm

      One time, I was driving on Route 2. I came across someone who looked at me. I drove them off the road in a road rage episode. My license got taken away and I’ll never get it back. I complained a lot about that one and sometimes I have a different story about that one too. But I have Dave to drive me around. He’s always available because he doesn’t work either.

    • PG
      August 26, 2016 at 1:02 pm

      Kevin was convicted of manslaughter and went to jail for 7 years. His opinion on any topic is irrelevant considering he’s a convicted murderer. Having people argue with him on turtleboy makes him feel relevant since no one takes him seriously in person.

    • Kevin Lynch
      August 26, 2016 at 1:08 pm

      I have an ex con sticker that I put on Dave’s car.

  • Publius
    August 26, 2016 at 11:20 am

    A wannabe cop who is going through a white gangsta phase. Kid was never law enforcement or military material no matter how ,amy pics he posted. Adam better get used to Southbridge cause his life is maxed out.

  • Disturbed Lawyer Gentleman
    August 26, 2016 at 9:31 am

    Can someone explain the difference between ‘public shaming’ and ‘Internet bullying’? I’m being serious here – this blog seems to be devolving into a site dedicated to digging out and publishing the details of people’s personal lives (often taking advantage of the people’s poor understanding of privacy settings) – vs performing that ‘New Journalism’ that was being brandied about back in the spring.

    What’s up next? Some 12 year old’s get detention and TBS digs out their Twitter feeds for everyone to laugh at?

    • Just the facts
      August 26, 2016 at 9:55 am

      Show us one “law abiding” or “civil” person TB has so-called shamed?

      • Disturbed Lawyer Gentleman
        August 26, 2016 at 6:33 pm

        Trigger warning: Turtleriders that can not take any criticism may have problems with my posts. You fucking pussies.

        I’ve always personally been disturbed by the Sam Dumas postings TBS did – and even the hint of a tie between her and one known public member of TBS (he taught at the same school she was a student at) made it even more disturbing – did she do anything illegal? She posted some opinions – and was ripped apart by TBS. No criminal activity, no police record, just something TBS didn’t agree with? And looking back over the blog this may have happened every once in a while, but it’s now the norm for TBS to tear into someone’s social media as entertainment.

        I notice TBS has stopped posting the ‘public shaming’ of those that give to panhandlers – did they fly a little too close to the sun on that one? TBS *urged* it’s readers to target the FaceBook page of a woman with false reports, but then posts again and again that they are the targets of an unfair FaceBook smear campaign.

        Here’s my thing – TBS at one point has some inside lines to good political information in and around Worcester. In about 3 months this has disappeared and this blog is full of this ‘public shaming’ – it’s boring, it’s lazy, and I’m just waiting (probably in vain) for the good stuff to come back…

    • The comment section hurts my feelings
      August 26, 2016 at 11:09 am

      You’re a fucking pussy.

      • Disturbed Lawyer Gentleman
        August 26, 2016 at 6:35 pm

        I believe that’s a Shakespearian quote, for all those Mensa members out there…

        • Wabbitt
          August 26, 2016 at 6:38 pm

          Third act of Hamlet, if I recall.

      • True Reality Speaks
        True Reality Speaks
        August 27, 2016 at 4:19 pm

        He’s a poseur. Ignore him – he’s just acting out to get attention like my 3 year old.

    • PG
      August 26, 2016 at 12:55 pm

      I can explain a similarity: both are legal. The difference is these dumbass fucks deserve to be publicly shamed, while they themselves label it “Internet bullying.” Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Welcome to the grown up world.

      • Sad Lawyer Gentleman
        August 26, 2016 at 7:33 pm

        “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Welcome to the grown up world.”

        This has to be one of the most moronic things I constantly read around TBS – this is the ‘real world’ for you? I feed bad for you… like being in the ‘grown-up world’ somehow gives you carte blanche to act like an asshole. It doesn’t. Grow the fuck up and try to be productive, if for no one other than yourself.

        • True Reality Speaks
          Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
          August 27, 2016 at 4:33 pm

          And your contribution is to be a condescending little pussy that ironically lectures others on being an asshole. Smug little pricks like you are the least productive of all – and everyone you think is a friend no doubt secretly can’t stand you. Kinda like Kevin Lynch and BobnMic.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 27, 2016 at 5:45 pm

            …slow clap…

            Everytime I read his replies here I feel like I need to drink tea and eat crumpets. He comes off as extremely pretentious and a Mr. Know it all.

            The crazy thing about your comment? Comparing him to Lynch and Bob. I have always thought Sad/Disturbed Lawyer Gentleman was Bob. The account was created way back as “Fiesty Lawyer Gentleman” as a parody to me. It then changed recently (2 weeks ago) to sad/disturbed instead of Fiesty. The writing styles are the same, as well as their belief that the blog was better 3 months ago, and the similarities in how they both always wish for things to go back to the way they used to be are uncanny. The recent mention by Gentleman Lawyer of this blog turning into a place where people’s FB pages are dug up for ridicule makes a lot of sense if you think about recent events concerning Bob.

            Meh, just my two cents. My attention to even the tiniest of details is extremely strong when it concerns me. It’s probably one of the most annoying things about me.

            I hope saying his name 3 times doesn’t bring him back here.

  • August 26, 2016 at 8:30 am


    Thank you for your insight from the mind of a cold blooded killer.

    Your killer information is very useful.


    P.S. the one you killed with a golf club!

  • MrSmiley
    August 26, 2016 at 8:04 am

    Kevo thinks that by repeating the saaame shiiit over and over its going to sway people who come here to stop. Its not working. Much like your political career you should just give up champ. No one cares who tb is or isnt. No one cares who you are as usual. Go away.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    August 26, 2016 at 7:23 am

    Bail was set at $5000 and revoked due to other pending open cases . . . . . 17 and he’s already starting out life as a total fucking loser, way to go badass !! Mom & dad must be so proud of this little shit stain.

  • whatevuh
    August 26, 2016 at 6:45 am

    I have pondered this question for a long time, if you’re an asshole, are you aware that you’re an asshole? Or, do you think like you’re normal and everyone else is a fucking douchebag? I swear I can pick out a fucking weirdo a mile away, yet, I keep wondering, does this weirdo know he’s a fucking weirdo?

    • Chris
      August 26, 2016 at 7:56 am

      There’s no way he knows he’s an asshole. His perspective is colored by his weirdness and if you disagree with him or defend TB’s free speech you’re a racist. He’s the worst kind of person to try and have a debate with – no understanding of or respect for differing opinions.

      And Kevin, do us all a favor and take remedial grammar class and pay attention to the punctuation and spelling lessons, ya big douche.

      • Kevin Lynch
        August 26, 2016 at 1:05 pm

        I did take a remedial reading course one time at Mt. Wachusett CC. It was pass/fail. They passed me, mostly out of sympathy. Then I told people I had a 4.0 average at the college.

    • KimberlyS
      August 26, 2016 at 9:50 am

      I’ve always wondered the same thing about women who are completely hideous, yet dress and act like they are the hottest thing going. I’m sure you’ve seen these people. I always think, “Do you OWN a mirror?” I mean, not everyone is perfect, but don’t you know how to dress so as not to look like a complete train wreck?

      • hardyharhar
        August 26, 2016 at 9:45 pm

        Just described Mambo Drinks’ crowd!

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 26, 2016 at 5:35 am

    Aiden Kearney runs and operates the Turtleboy. Matty Mo aka Mat Pervier is the managing editor. And Matty has a brother who is the police Chief in Charlton.

    So we have to ask, does the racism run in the family? Should black and latino folks move to safety outside of Charlton!

    What about Auburn? I ask about Auburn because the Parade is led by a Turtle riding a cop bike leading the fire engines.

    Is the Turtle the modern day clans man hood? Anti BLM floods Turtle stories. Matty uses the word “Wigger” in a story describing a white guy who wants to act like a black guy. So, doing the analogy there is no question the word wigger is as racist slur as it gets outside of the letter “w” being a “N”.

    Now turtle will put hefnir Bashir out front as a token aka Uncle Tom. A Black man who will criticize all African Americans who didn’t get the opportunities that hefnir received through the immigration programs that were set in place for hesnir to take advantage of. And ironically the same programs the sjw fought to b have put in place.

    Turtleboy should just change the name of the blog and add the motto “where public safety employees who wanted to sling a racial slur under the unbrella of the Turtle.

    • Jack Mehoff
      August 26, 2016 at 6:39 am

      News is news you ignorant asshole, even the Marxist T&G featured it. No matter how you spin it or demean the turtles they have rights. The First Amendment protects free speech so as long as a well known public person is not defamed nor threatened it is allowed. But given your IQ and social deficiencies I doubt you understand.

      No one here agrees 100% with each other except about the fact that YOU are the lowest form of human being.

    • PG
      August 26, 2016 at 6:52 am

      It’s ironic how Kevin is discussing safety considering he was convicted of manslaughter after he killed a man and went to prison. Fourth time running for mayor as a convicted murderer should get you in, right Kevin?

      • 9 Iron
        August 26, 2016 at 7:02 am


    • Jennie Chenkin
      August 26, 2016 at 7:51 am

      Kevin, Please stop trying to contact me, especially at 2am. I appreciate the advice and confidence boosts, but I can’t deal with the repetitive non-sensical ranting any more. Its time for me to move on to Gordon Davis and prepare my internet lawsuits against TB and the rest of the cishetereopatriarchal world (including you-sorry!).
      Love, Jennie

    • Wabbitt
      August 26, 2016 at 5:01 pm

      I’d say you have more in common with the Klang than the Turtle Riders do.

      Because, like the Klan, you’ve committed murder.

    • Alexander Knight
      August 27, 2016 at 1:55 pm

      The kid was white? How is this anti BLM?! What the fuck are you smoking!

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 26, 2016 at 1:53 am

    Leave the kid alone already. This isn’t a case for Turtleboy to attempt to shame this kid. Turtledick, your method never worked. When you were in college did anyone shame you when you were piss ing all over the place, smashing beer bottles and keeping hard working people up till 4am?

    Did anyone shame you when you sexually harrassed women at ballgames because you had too many to drink? All your followers are bar floozies are sexual harrassment experts.

    Just read the comment sections where your followers swim in the gutter. Turtleboy, you may want to begin by leading by example. We all know you failed miserably at that. I would state that you are a better teacher than a student but can’t even state that as you used that position to flirt with little girls from what is written online.

    You are a drunken perverted pig with no controls. You are a racist swill bucket.

    Where the fuck is your example?????? Now send one of you floozies out here to impersonate fran drescher. She atleast admits that she is a soul less cunt. If Turtleboy begins his next story admitting that he is a “Soul less Cunt King BUTTHURT SUPER TROLL.” Then I will promise not to report anymore on you.

    • PG
      August 26, 2016 at 3:55 am

      Hey Kevin, remember that time you killed a guy and went to jail?

    • Emily Lynch
      August 26, 2016 at 2:56 pm

      did you get shamed when you raped me?

    • Wabbitt
      August 26, 2016 at 4:59 pm

      Are you really judging someone for going to college? Your post-secondary years were spent in prison. For murder. With a golf club.

      Just saying.

  • sean
    August 26, 2016 at 12:39 am

    Didn’t someone get shot and killed at Smittys.tavern ?

    • BobnMic
      August 26, 2016 at 2:15 am

      Back in March of 2015. Was there another one?

    • LocalYokel
      August 26, 2016 at 11:04 am

      Guy comes home and finds out his wife’s been smoochin’ another guy, and smoochin’ his pickle too. So what’s the guy to do? Drives down to Smitty’s, invites the dude to to discuss the aforementioned smoochin’ in the parkin’ lot and BOOM POW, right in the kisser. Takes the guys head off at the jaw and now he’s smoochin’ with the angels in Heaven. Hey, play stupid games, win stoopid prizes. Am I rite or am I wright?

      • LocalYokel
        August 26, 2016 at 11:06 am

        I was there and I seen it happen, I told the guy. ‘Give em another, dead men file no suits’. Guy went to the egg roll lady for dinner. Effin Savage.

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