It’s been a busy week for dooshnozzles in Southbridge, and the SPD has had their hands filled with southern Worcester County’s finest. Here’s the latest incident from their Facebook page:
On Thursday, August 25, 2016 at approximately 1:31 a.m. the Southbridge Police Department arrested a 17 year old Male Juvenile after he attempted to evade and then collided with a Southbridge Police Cruiser. The impact of the crash forced the cruiser into a parked vehicle and trapped the officer inside his cruiser. Emergency crews from the Southbridge Fire and local area worked on freeing the officer with the “Jaws of Life”. The Officer was extracted and taken to UMASS Trauma Center where he was treated for his injuries. At this time we are glad to report that Officer Robert Campbell a 17 year veteran police officer suffered non-life threatening injuries. He will be kept at the Trauma Center for further evaluation. The 17 year old male juvenile along with a female juvenile passenger were transported to Harrington Hospital and treated for minor injuries. The 17 year old male juvenile was treated and released into the custody of the police department. He was charged with the following:
– Speeding (estimated 80 mph in a 30 mph zone)
– Use of a M/V without Authority
– Negligent Operation of a motor vehicle
– Unlicensed Operation of a M/V
– Fail to Stop for Police
– Fail to Keep Right
– Fail to Stop for a Red Light
Bail was set at $5000 and revoked due to other pending open cases. He is being held by the juvenile court.
80 FREAKING MILES PER HOUR???!!! In the middle of Southbridge? If you’ve never been to Southbridge before…..you’re probably better off. But if you have, you would know that the center of town has a whole bunch of lights. It’s not exactly an ideal place to get in a high speed chase. It’s nothing less than a miracle that this cop is alive right now. Just goes to show you once again that cops put their lives on the line every single day they clock into work. There are people out there with zero regard for human life, and police are the only thing standing in between them and civilized society.
Ya know what’s really bullshit? The fact that the newspaper can’t get his name because he’s 17. Funk that!!! He almost killed a cop. Everyone should know this idiot’s name and he should be publicly shamed. But we’re living in a society where 17 year olds get to make grown up decisions, but we have to be nice to them because they’re “just kids.” Ya know, because morons like this protect them:
Actually Jordan, you are wrong. If a reporter finds out the name of a juvenile who has committed a crime, they are well within their rights to report it. The police just don’t release the names of minors to the press. And as anyone who reads Turtleboy already knows, we always get to the bottom of every story we cover. So we started seeing this kid posting a bunch on the SPD Facebook page:
So we messaged the kid and we found out the perp’s name – Adam Orne. And as you can see from Adam Orne’s Facebook page, he is a registered badass:
Police technology? What the hell is this kid talking about? Well it’s kind of ironic that he almost killed a cop, because his Facebook page is littered with random pictures of cop cars:
And this was the most recent picture he uploaded:
He also pretends to be a huge supporter of law enforcement:
This is what I hate about these slogans and bumper stickers. Same shit happened with the “Boston Strong” thing. Everyone starts saying it because they wanna fit in and it quickly becomes meaningless. It’s like the people I see with the “Troopers are your best protection” bumper stickers. We all know you just bought that as insurance in case you ever got pulled over.
Anyway, Kyle’s story sounded a little…..strange. So we reached out to him and had him explain what happened. According to him Adam Orne picked him up in the center of Charlton around midnight with another girl. But he had never met either of them before? Sounds weird, but this is just what teenagers do in 2016. All we had was AOL dial up, and the only things we said to chicks were, “ASL?” and “n e pics?” Every once in a while you went down to the Getladium on a Sunday night and made out with some chicks from Shrewsbury. Now kids just meet up with strange girls in the middle of the night. Anyway, here’s what he said went down:
I met the girl on Meetme.com. I was bored, so I asked if she wanted to hang out. She said yes, and Adam drove her to Charlton, where I live. I got into the car, we drove a few blocks, and then we walked for a bit. They dropped me off at my street, and he sped off down the road. 20 minutes later, I got a panicked call from the girl, telling me that she was begging him to stop. In my opinion, he should have some kind of kidnapping charge as well. She was in the vehicle against her will during the pursuit.
So we were confused because Turtleboy’s generation just has a hard time comprehending courtships these days. Is it normal for you to meet chicks online and then have some random dude come and pick you up in the middle of town at midnight?
She dosen’t drive. She told me her and her friend were picking me up. It was at midnight. I know Meetme can tend to be sketchy, so I made sure I told them to park in the center of town, so they wouldn’t know my address.
According to Kyle, Adam Orne stole his father’s brand new Black 2016 Honda Accord while he was sleeping in a vain attempt to show off. Why he was showing off in front of a girl who was apparently chaperoning on a midnight date with a stranger from Charlton is beyond me. But I guess that’s just what kids do these days.
Anyway, throw the book at this kid. Put his 17 year old ass in adult jail, scare him straight, and maybe he can come out of there a decent human being. Because right now he is clearly a danger to society and needs to be taught a lesson.
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