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All-Star Criminals

Getdicks And Chillinger Bring Newborn Semen Demon To Rob Southbridge Gas Station While Trying To Get Baby Momma He Choked Out To Let Him See Other Crotch Fruit

Uncle Turtleboy / June 24, 2021

  Pro tip – if you’re gonna rob a store in broad daylight then leave your two week old newborn…

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All-Star Criminals

Southbridge Earlobe Tattoo Mafia Gets Arrested Inside Police Station After Safe Full Of Cash Gets Stolen From Apartment, Mom Defends Their Honor In Comments 

Uncle Turtleboy / June 24, 2021

  In Southbridge last week three local guttermuppets showed up in the lobby of the police station and decided to…

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All-Star Criminals

Southbridge Marfupial Arrested For Kicking The Shit Out Of Girlfriend’s 10 Pound Dog 

Uncle Turtleboy / April 16, 2021

  Meanwhile in Southbridge…… I didn’t realize you could get a hernia in your neck, but here we are. Looks…

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Raw Dog Mafia Defends Fentanyl Fetus Farm On Southbridge Police Facebook Page After Arrest For Drug Dealing 

Uncle Turtleboy / February 23, 2021

  It was just another day in Southbridge yesterday when the Southbridge Police posted about a January 31 fentanyl bust…

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Social Justice Warriors

Basic White Chick Is Upset With Southbridge Police For Not Hiring More Latina Women

Uncle Turtleboy / May 15, 2017

Basic White Chick Is Upset With Southbridge Police For Not Hiring More Latina Women Get the newest Turtleboy Sports t-shirt…

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Southbridge Astrojizzasicists Defend Good Name Of Coke Dealer On SPD Facebook Page After Being Sentenced To 5 Years In Prison

Uncle Turtleboy / March 30, 2017

Southbridge Astrojizzasicists Defend Good Name Of Coke Dealer On SPD Facebook Page After Being Sentenced To 5 Years In Prison Want…

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Hoodrat Heroes

The Puerto Rican Cindy Brady And Two Other Winners Were Arrested In Southbridge For Drug Dealing In An Apartment Filled With Children

Uncle Turtleboy / November 30, 2016

The Turtleboy family was about to move to Southbridge, but then we saw these winners and now we’re having second…

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Nudniks

Dumbass 17 Year Crashes Dad’s Stolen Brand New Car At 80 MPH Into Southbridge Police Cruiser And Turtleboy Has The Whole Story From Passenger In The Car

Uncle Turtleboy / August 25, 2016

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Arrest Of Oldest 35 Year Old Crack Dealer Ever In Southbridge Brings Out Tremendous Facebook Commentary

Uncle Turtleboy / August 23, 2016

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Social Justice Warriors

Southbridge Social Justice Warrior Defending Southbridge Crack Cocaine Dealers Is Obviously New In Town

Uncle Turtleboy / June 22, 2016

  Join the Revolution and Like Turtleboy Sports on Facebook, and/or follow us on Twitter. Like the Free Turtleboy Facebook page to…

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All-Star Criminals

Southbridge Man With Loaded Gun In Crotch Begs The Question – Why Do People Still Live In Southbridge?

Uncle Turtleboy / October 8, 2015

A Southbridge man with a loaded gun in his pants was arrested the other day, which begs the question –…

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All-Star Criminals

All-Star Southbridge Parents Of 6 Arrested For Heroin Distribution AGAIN

Uncle Turtleboy / March 7, 2015

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