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Southbridge Social Justice Warrior Defending Southbridge Crack Cocaine Dealers Is Obviously New In Town


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Saw this post eliciting some interesting commentary on the Southbridge Police Department Facebook page:

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Crack cocaine for sale in Southbridge? Never thought we’d see the day!!




You gotta love when the police do this too. They could put pictures up of EVERY criminal they arrest, but they wait for the most glorious mugshots that will elicit the best commentary, and for that we are forever thankful. But apparently not everyone likes to know which people walking around town are selling the crack cocaine. Luckily this brave social justice warrior took a stand against public humiliation:

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Not nice!!! Just because these two women were found in a crack den with 72 grams of crack cocaine, $2,500, scales, and packaging devices, doesn’t mean that they’re guilty. It could all just be a huge misunderstanding. Luckily they have Pamela, a recent transplant from the wealthy town of Wayland, to defend these former honor students from ridicule.


Ya know how we can tell this lady is out of touch? She mentioned their spouses. LOL. Marriage and Southbridge generally do not go hand in hand.

But like Mark pointed out, there’s absolutely nothing shady about being in an apartment with 72 grams of crack cocaine being prepared for market. Happens to regular folks like Pamela all the time.

Pamela is the embodiment of SJW nation:


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LOL. Brave social justice warrior looking up to the heavens for inspiration. Whose life shall I fix today by posting on Facebook? Seriously though. This is classic SJW. Ninety-nine percent of the time it’s wealthy white people from the burbs who never interacted with the the type of people they claim to be advocating for. They all read a book about social inequality and structural racism and have become experts. But in reality they couldn’t possibly be more out of touch. For instance…..


The comment that gave away her naivety was when she said, “you do not know if they have or not” gotten a nice outfit and applied for jobs. Anyone who has ever lived amongst or went to school with people like the ones that Pamela is going to bat for, know damn well that ain’t no one applying for any jobs. Only wealthy, idealistic, out of touch, limousine lefties actually believe that happens.

These are the same people who blame everything on the “school to prison pipeline,” and think that criminals like Jorge Zambrano can be rehabilitated:


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So many strong points being made. White folks love to set off fireworks. It’s basically the same thing as selling crack cocaine when you think about it.

And Pamela is right – there clearly are not enough opportunities for people like this. It’s not like there’s a welfare office in Southbridge, or free public schooling. What they need are more mentors. Because if a mentor had just gone over to that crack den and told them to start taking some night classes at the Salter School, they’d probably put down the pipe and start hitting the books.

The best part was when she admitted that she’d never hang out downtown after dark. Might be the most SJW thing ever posted on the Internet.

Check out this rant though. Literally spit out my coffee laughing so hard:


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Yea, haven’t any of you morons been reading the latest works on structural inequality from Johan Gultang? Pretty standard reading material in the organic coffee houses around Newton. Have you studied abroad? Do you have a Master’s degree? Are you the descendants of Southbridge’s French-Canadian dairy farmers who recently moved from her house in Wayland to the horse ranch she inherited in one of the dumpiest towns in New England? If not, then please leave it up to the social justice engineers. They’ve done a great job curing poverty by talking about it incessantly for the last 50 years.

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Of course the worst thing she said was when she called Southbridge’s schools “failing.” Nothing worse than when someone who has no clue what they’re talking about calls a school district “failing.” Newsflash – schools don’t fail. Students and their parents do. It’s not Southbridge High School’s fault that kids don’t come to school, drop out, get in trouble, and sell drugs. You can only play the hand you’re dealt, and when you teach in Southbridge you get 7-2 off-suit nearly every single hand. Exhibit A:

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Yea, it’s illegal, not a crime. Big difference. Plus, lots of people make mistakes. Some of us miss that left hand turn and have to bang a U-turn at the next intersection. Others sell crack cocaine in a Southbridge drug den. The real bad guys are the Southbridge Police. And when this guy bombed the MCAS it was the fault of the “failing schools” and lack of opportunities.

Anyway, those of us living in reality know the truth. We all have choices in life, and despite spending billions and billions of dollars creating a safety net that gives ample opportunities to Americans in need, millions of people choose not to take advantage of these opportunities. Because some people were just born to be crack cocaine dealers in Southbridge, and no amount of social engineering can fix that.


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18 Comment(s)
  • 2cool4u
    June 25, 2016 at 12:32 am

    Now they have the casella dump problem and heroin epidemic as well, it’s sad yet not at all surprising, the leadership in that town actually lives out east and the “affluent folks” send their kids to Sturbridge schools… Most dysfunctional town in the commonwealth.

  • 2cool4u
    June 25, 2016 at 12:24 am

    They’re either from Puerto Rico or from NY via PR, that is the problem with southbridge. They agreed to host the welfare office just before the birth of electronic EBT and got stuck with the aftermath.

  • Joseph Schmo
    June 23, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    Just a thought, maybe when these two hit the streets again, and they will, maybe they can peddle some fur creations at intersections downtown for the cow farmer!!

  • The Great Dolemite
    June 23, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    Yo! Where am all da white bitches at? I be thinkin bout takin a my baby momas kidz for a weeksend down to the Cape Cod. Am there a lotta brothas down dem parts?

  • Del Griffith
    June 22, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    Thank God for Pamela. What on earth would we do without her wicked smaht opinions and I, as an ignorant and stoopid conservative ahould just realize we should just do as she says. I am however truly surprised her name isn’t hyphenated.

  • Reddog
    June 22, 2016 at 7:13 pm

    If that guy commenting on his sister is a product of the Southbridge school system, then maybe they are failing. How can you talk like that,never mind spell like that?

  • Worc Taxpayer
    June 22, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    I’d say the chances that these two crack dealers were collecting some form of welfare is pretty high. If they have kids they are collecting welfare, period. If they are out on bail the chances they used their EBT cards to pay for bail is also very high.

    As for Pamela Michelle Penguin why doesn’t she take in these 2 fine up standing ladies and provide mentoring to them. They can work on her farm while she provides them with shelter and meals. They would most likely laugh in her face. WORK?! LOL!

  • Adogg
    June 22, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    Pamela needs her mouth sewn shut along with that hole so she doesn’t reproduce!

    • Maxito
      June 23, 2016 at 1:09 am

      This made me lol. So matter of fact.

  • Dave P
    June 22, 2016 at 1:12 pm

    This one practically wrote itself. I can’t wait for the rebuttal blog and internet lawsuit.

    • Wabbitt
      June 22, 2016 at 6:28 pm

      You know it’s coming. It’s so regular you can set your watch by it.

  • BlackandWhite
    June 22, 2016 at 1:00 pm

    Sometimes you just have to scream WHAT THE F*CK?!?!

  • paul
    June 22, 2016 at 12:20 pm

    So we should just hug and cuddle all criminals, dont bother with jails anymore? We have it all backwards and are doing it all wrong. Let all do what she is suggesting. Next time we see someone breaking the law, offer them cuddles and hugs

  • Joe Max
    June 22, 2016 at 11:59 am

    Southbridge was a going town, many years ago. American Optical was there, employed a lot too. The town was basically stable and safe too. The decline started in the seventies, like so many other towns and cities in America. Now, just a shell of what it was !

    • James Van Net
      June 22, 2016 at 3:20 pm

      Pepperidge Farm remembers.

  • KimberlyS
    June 22, 2016 at 11:37 am

    Where can I get one of those coffee mugs?

    • Mightandglory
      June 23, 2016 at 10:02 pm

      I seriously stopped reading and thought “holy shit Turtleboy mug” checked their store and they weren’t any.

    • Juan Pablo
      June 24, 2016 at 6:05 am

      “Be judgemental…that will change a lot of people’s lives”. YES, being judgmental IS what will change thier lives! Knock it off, or you’re getting locked up. Stop ruining OTHERS lives with the poison you sell. Stop kicking up to organized crime. Stop ruining our neighborhood, the extreme hairstyle is getting you nowhere, stop using, wear nice clothes and take a damn shower. Judge what they are doing as WRONG. By doing this you are HELPING them. This SJW idea of Moral Relativism, where there is NOTHING that is wrong, IS wrong.

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