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Getdicks And Chillinger Bring Newborn Semen Demon To Rob Southbridge Gas Station While Trying To Get Baby Momma He Choked Out To Let Him See Other Crotch Fruit


Pro tip – if you’re gonna rob a store in broad daylight then leave your two week old newborn crotch fruit at home.

That right there is a Spencer 24 if I’ve ever seen it. He’s got pubes that have grown their own pubes, and he’s wearing the Spencer uniform – an oversized stained white t-shirt that doubles as a cum rag. Good thing he wore his black and white camo sweatshirt in broad daylight though. That should hide him.

Shockingly this is not Blubber Sparks first run in with the law.

Two years ago he was busted in Plainfield, CT twice in 24 hours for choking his semen demon’s mother in front of the poor child who he has since lost custody of, and then returned to the victim’s home as soon as he was bailed out of jail.

A domestic dispute led to the arrest of a man in the Moosup section of Plainfield, twice. Police said they were first called about 23-year-old Alec Ramsey on Wednesday morning. A third party reported that the dispute between a man and a woman happened just before 9:15 a.m. The female victim on the scene said that Ramsey had fled on foot before officers arrived. Ramsey was found at a Cumberland Farms in Moosup a short time later. He was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, third-degree assault, third-degree strangulation, second-degree unlawful restraint and two counts of risk of injury to a minor. However, police said Ramsey returned to the address of the victim on Thursday. The victim called officers, who also returned and arrested the suspect for the second time. For the second arrest, police said they charged him with second-degree breach of peace, third-degree stalking, second-degree harassment and first-degree violation of the conditions of his release.

Just to review, he’s not allowed to see his own crotch fruit because he tried to choke out the baby momma, so he moved onto some Webster skag, knocked her up, and now she drives around helping him rob gas stations in broad daylight even though he’s on probation in Connecticut. Definitely a guy I’d recommend procreating with.

My question is, why wasn’t the getaway driver arrested for child endangerment and….whatever charge you get for driving someone to and from a robbery? Getdicks and Chillinger were clearly a two man operation, and I have a hard time believing she didn’t know something was up when he came out from the gas station running with a fist full of cash and a carton of cigarettes.

Her name is Jackie Lee Bembenek, and of course she’s from Webster.

Here’s a message she sent the baby momma her hubby choked out the day AFTER they robbed the gas station.

“You’re the only one stopping him from seeing her.”

Yea, victims tend to do that when they get choked out by their sperm donors. But obviously he’s changed his ways by converting from a domestic abuser to unarmed robbery, so you can trust that the child would be good with him on the weekends. It’s not like he brings children with him while committing crimes or anything like that. This same guy a year ago posted on the baby momma’s Facebook page that her new boyfriend would be better off being the Dad.

Yea dude, if you really wanna do that kid a favor, or any kid for that matter, the best thing you could is never, ever, ever attempt to be a father figure for them. The last thing any child needs in their life is some temporary guy showing up to bang and choke their Mom in between arrests.


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5 Comment(s)
  • The Spic Tormentor
    June 27, 2021 at 12:20 pm

    How is this fat slob getting laid in the first place?

  • Nick Kerr
    June 25, 2021 at 8:15 pm

    the girly slut looks like a used cumrag

  • Captain Trips
    June 25, 2021 at 9:16 am

    Put Southbridge on the bomb to rubble list along with Fall River.

    Anyone old enough to remember society before the ‘Great Society’ welfare was started in the 60’s?

    Much different now. The leaders were too stupid to understand that there are many people out there with zippo self-control. If you pay their bills with no stipulations, they will become permanently dependent. If there are no stipulations attached to the check, they will do whatever they want, without regard for others, or the future.

    A mass of people who ‘live for today’ and who have a nice spot in hell for them when the time comes. Meanwhile, they stink up society for the decent folk.

  • Krispen Wah
    June 24, 2021 at 8:59 pm

    Facial hair that is only located under the lower lip is called a soul patch. Facial hair that only grows in spots on the neck is known as pitiful.

    Also, he’s got a nice set o’ tits.

  • whatevuh
    June 24, 2021 at 6:53 pm

    Can’t believe I’m saying this but, Spencer is actually a huge upgrade from Southbridge or Webster. Nice life you got going there kids LOL

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