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All-Star Criminals

Getdicks And Chillinger Bring Newborn Semen Demon To Rob Southbridge Gas Station While Trying To Get Baby Momma He Choked Out To Let Him See Other Crotch Fruit

Uncle Turtleboy / June 24, 2021

  Pro tip – if you’re gonna rob a store in broad daylight then leave your two week old newborn…

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The Twisted Teabagger Says She’s Not Gonna Stop Drinking And The 2 DUI’s in 24 Hours She Got Weren’t Her Fault Because She Didn’t Intend On Drinking And Driving 

Uncle Turtleboy / July 3, 2020

Earlier in the week I blogged about Amy Peterson, the Putnam skag who got 2 DUI’s in 24 hours, after driving…

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Twisted Teabagger Mom Gets Shitfaced, Drives Wrong Way On I-95, Nearly Hits State Trooper, Defends Innocence All Day On Facebook, Gets Another DUI 24 Hours Later

Uncle Turtleboy / June 29, 2020

  This is Amy Peterson from Plainfield, CT in the heart of the Connecticut corridor. This is the most underrated…

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Tittoo-clad Connecticunt Raising $5K For Lawyer So She Can Stay In Shitbag Apartment, Even Though She’s A Backpage Hooker Who’s Been Arrested A Billion Times

Uncle Turtleboy / September 4, 2017

Tittoo-clad Connecticunt Raising $5K For Lawyer So She Can Stay In Shitbag Apartment, Even Though She’s A Backpage Hooker Who’s…

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All-Star Criminals

Bananahead And Sadface McGee Arrested In Plainfield Big Y Parking Lot For Being Drunk And Disorderly With Outstanding Warrants

Uncle Turtleboy / April 25, 2017

Bananahead And Sadface McGee Arrested In Plainfield Big Y Parking Lot For Being Drunk And Disorderly With Outstanding Warrants Want…

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Mom And Dad Attempt To Defend East Putnam “Firefighter” Who Stole Car, Enticed Cops Into High Speed Chase, And Hit A State Trooper Before Crashing Into Stone Wall

Uncle Turtleboy / March 26, 2017

Mom And Dad Attempt To Defend East Putnam “Firefighter” Who Stole Car, Enticed Cops Into High Speed Chase, And Hit…

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Connecticut Man With Legendary Fanny Duster Busted Going 119 MPH On I-395

Uncle Turtleboy / February 7, 2017

Connecticut Man With Legendary Fanny Duster Busted Going 119 MPH On I-395 Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at…

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Turtleboy Connecticut Corridor Bone Ride: Thompson, Putnam, Killingly, Sterling, Plainfield, Caterbury, Brooklyn, Pomfret, Woodstock

Uncle Turtleboy / January 31, 2017

      So we’ve been writing a lot about the Connecticut Corridor because they seem to be a ratchet…

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Mohawk Regional High School Tried Cutting Out Pictures Of Diddling Teacher From Yearbook And The ACLU Ate Them For Lunch

Uncle Turtleboy / May 21, 2016

Join the Revolution and Like Turtleboy Sports on Facebook, and/or follow us on Twitter. Like the Free Turtleboy Facebook page to follow…

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