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Twisted Teabagger Mom Gets Shitfaced, Drives Wrong Way On I-95, Nearly Hits State Trooper, Defends Innocence All Day On Facebook, Gets Another DUI 24 Hours Later


This is Amy Peterson from Plainfield, CT in the heart of the Connecticut corridor.

This is the most underrated ratchet breeding ground in New England. The shitty looking towns that you drive by on your way to the casino and ask yourself, “who the hell would ever live here?”

Amy is a mother of 2 who can’t shake her party girl days.



On Friday she got shitfaced and had herself quite the adventure on I-95 in Groton.

The footage is wild.

Homegirl had one too many wobbly pops and accidentally started driving on the wrong side of the highway, ignoring the state trooper who tried to block her. Finally she realized something was up when a cop car going in reverse with its blue lights on was a hundred yards in front her and she finally pulled over. Luckily it was 3 AM and no one got killed on this otherwise busy interstate that connects New York to Boston.

After an episode like this it’s generally a bad idea to show up in the comments section during your public shaming to defend yourself, but the Twisted Teabagger felt the need to explain to the public all the various ways she dindu nuffin. She stated that she passed all the sobriety tests.


And she wasn’t drunk, nor was it her fault. She just pulled a Michael Scott and did what the Google machine told her to do, since she’s not from the area.

She’s not familiar with the area, even though she works in neighboring Norwich and has probably been on that highway a thousand times.

It’s all good though because she knows the Mayor and he’s gonna take care of it.

“They are mad cuz I have been dealing with the mayor who is displeased.”

Yea, the cops don’t wanna fuck with her because she has connections with the Mayor’s office. The Mayor of what? Doesn’t matter. She just knows people, and those people always let her off the hook when she drives shitfaced going the wrong way on an interstate.

And pay no attention to that dashcam video from CSP showing her driving the wrong way on the highway, while the trooper starts driving in reverse so that she doesn’t smash into him until she realized what was happening and pulled over, because the video actually exonerates her somehow.

Ya know, because she stopped on her own before the cops arrived and that video showing police lights from inside a police car were a figment of your imagination.

The only reason you see the officer go in reverse is because he passed her and she was already stopped.

You just have to ignore the fact that the video shows the trooper going in reverse while she was still barreling down the highway without a fuck to give.

Let’s be clear here – she’s the victim.

How was she mistreated? Sexual assault of course.

And because she’s white.

Yes, the only reason you were arrested was because the cops hate white people. It had nothing to do with the fact that you were white girl wasted on the wrong side of the highway.

She also blames the police for giving her commie cold.

And believes that she is the victim of social media bullying.

Then the very next night this happened.

This is what 48 hours of puke and rally does to the human body.


There are functional drunk drivers who had one too many glasses of wine with dinner, and then there is the Twisted Teabagger. A woman who got arrested for drunk driving and then proceeded to spend an entire day defending her honor and proclaiming her innocence dozens of times on a WINY Radio Facebook post, does it all over again just a few hours later.

And of course she had to chime in again, except she wasn’t making up excuses.

She just stuck with the “I’m being bullied by the Internet because I’m such a flaming bag of soiled diapers and broken dreams.”

Same time next week. And if she wants to come on the live show to explain all the various ways the cops got this one wrong Amy is free to hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson, or email turtleboysports@gmail.com.


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76 Comment(s)
  • theonetheonly
    July 1, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    Damn. She just pulled in to Dollar General too, they have those shirts on sale for 20 for $10. Guess just keep on keepin on… in the same shirt and bra.

    • Amy Peterson
      July 2, 2020 at 11:58 am

      Actually it came from providence place.

  • Michael Bruce Ross
    July 1, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    Amy come drive with me. You’ll never worry about being drunk again…

  • Curious BBC
    June 30, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    Amy, what’s your IG?

    • Amy Peterson
      July 1, 2020 at 7:54 pm


  • I love white privilege
    June 30, 2020 at 12:40 am

    Couldn’t really follow the story, but why read it anyway. The pictures are great. Very nice looking woman. So attractive I have to believe everything she said. If looks like hers represent white privilege, then I’m all in favor. Too bad we didn’t get the cops’ own videos showing her without her shirt; no doubt they’re showing on loops at the police station. TB, please try and get it, even if it requires a freedom of information act request.

    • Snarky Pete
      June 30, 2020 at 11:38 am

      Would that be FOIA to get your rocks off???

      • Times are tough
        July 1, 2020 at 8:31 pm

        No, Snarky, I’m old fashioned. It’s simply nice to see women who are gene pool winners in their bathing suits at the beach, but last I heard the public beaches around here are closed (unlike the politicians’ private beaches). Next best thing may be shirtless at a traffic stop. These are difficult times.

  • Amy Peterson
    June 29, 2020 at 11:55 pm


    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      July 1, 2020 at 11:22 am

      Hey Amy,

      Sorry you had to read these hurtful comments. I will be happy to give you a ride when you need one as you go through this process. You’re looks may be behind you but I would still dick you down. I like to party. Lmk

  • Keep right except to pass
    June 29, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    They should’ve let her keep driving until she ran into an idiot driving the passing lane like the travel lanes don’t exist

  • Sum Yung Ho
    June 29, 2020 at 8:42 pm

    Don’t Drink And Drive. Your dog will never understand why you never came home. And your cat hates you anyway, don’t give that asshole the satisfaction.

    • Amy Peterson
      June 30, 2020 at 2:56 pm

      Oh really? My yorkie? And my munchkin cat? Are those the ones you think you can speak of? What do my fur babies have to do with anything?

      My animals love me.

  • whatevuh
    June 29, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    Amy, remember when you used to be really nice looking? Ya, you’ve really fucked that up.

    • Amy peterson
      June 30, 2020 at 1:33 pm

      Oh yeah? Who are you first off?

  • Amy peterson
    June 29, 2020 at 7:45 pm

    Just a bunch of bullies and wonder why people are messed up to begin with. Thank you

  • greg skinner-goldblatt
    June 29, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    she’s a drunken slut has been since high school always will be

    • Amy Peterson
      June 30, 2020 at 3:20 pm

      Wtf is that supposed to mean? First off, when was I ever a drunk? And second, when was I ever a slut? I had one boyfriend all throughout high school untill I was 21. So can you please explain what you mean by your statement? Or maybe even say who you are? If apparently you know me, and are better then me, it shouldn’t be an issue.

  • Truth
    June 29, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    See what happens when you don’t take a cop’s taser and try to taze them. You live to drink yourself stupid another night.

  • Stunt Penis
    June 29, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    Brown eye

  • Gangster Talk
    June 29, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    Buzz your girlfriend WOOOF

  • Easily Confused
    June 29, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    I’m sorry but this story was a little tough for me to follow so maybe a little help please.
    She’s the town drunk and the town whore or just the town whore?

    • Amy Peterson
      June 30, 2020 at 3:40 pm

      Clearly you are confused. I have never been a whore, first off. Second, I do not belong to any town for you to say the town drunk… hopefully you will never experience depression or any other sort of mental illness like myself. And will pray you will always be perfect. Thank you ❤️

  • Notanasshole
    June 29, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    Oh right because being a douchebag wannabe media outlet that pokes fun at people who clearly just need some help is something to be proud about in life.

    • Any Peterson
      June 30, 2020 at 3:44 pm

      Thank you. I am already in the process of getting the help I need. But breaking a person down even more then they already are, definitely should not be ok..
      But no one can understand why I have issues and hurt everyday.. ❤️

  • Ozzy
    June 29, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    We haven’t heard her side yet.

  • Stay out of bars and spend more time with your kids
    June 29, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    For Christ’s sake, lady, clean up your act and fast. You got kids, try to do right by them if not yourself.

    • Amy Peterson
      June 30, 2020 at 3:51 pm

      So fyi, I do not go to bars. So please do not make false statements. Yes I work full time as a bartender/ waitress but that’s about it. Just trying to say, please do not say hurtful things without knowing it is an actual fact or not.
      Thank you. ❤️

  • North of the Border
    June 29, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    She wishes she could get plowed by a cop. Newsflash hon…there’s no managerial potential in being a barfly.

    • Amy Peterson
      July 1, 2020 at 8:32 pm

      Well good thing I have never been a barfly. Or drink at bars… yeah I might bartend but we don’t drink. ❤️

  • Said Everyone
    June 29, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    Booze isn’t for everyone

  • New boot goofin'
    June 29, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    Downtown Putnam is pretty nice.

  • Hugh Mungous
    June 29, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    So is the engagement off?
    A pathological drunk with a couple of Rugrats, the suitors must be lining up

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 29, 2020 at 3:44 pm

      I’ll be first in line, with a fake ID, fake job story, fake address, burner phone, and then smother her face in my banana butter. Then, when she goes to the bath to get the cum out of her eyes nose and ears, I’ll be burning out of her driveway with a fake license plate on my car.

      I’ll supply the booze honey.

      • Amy Peterson
        June 29, 2020 at 11:17 pm

        How can you all say such hurtful things? Just saying. How does that help anyone? Clearly I have some personal issues stemming from somewhere, but you all think it is funny. ❤️

        • Crystal Laviolette
          Amy's Inner Voices
          June 30, 2020 at 12:20 am

          Umm .Do you happen to have that in black and white?

        • MJ
          June 30, 2020 at 10:07 am

          Amy, it’s hard to feel sorry for someone so selfish who endangers the lives of others so callously with absolutely no regard. You are a grown woman with children, wtf are you doing with your life? If you’re aware of your issues then get some fucking help and get off the sauce that clearly makes you delusional. You accused the cops of sexual abuse to shift blame because you still haven’t learned to take responsibility for your own actions. That’s such a fucked up thing to do, especially now but that’s probably exactly why you did it. That is grimy but most alcoholic drug addicts are grimy. Do you have any idea how embarrassed your poor kids must be or how ashamed they must feel every day, especially after your latest drunken antics? I’m sure this is the norm for them and their lives have been nothing but hell because their mother doesn’t know how to act and refuses to get her shit together. Hopefully this is your rock bottom and you’ll be embarrassed enough by this to clean yourself up…if not for yourself, do it for your kids. They deserve a sober mother who puts them first so they have some stability in their lives. Get help Amy and do it now, today, before you end up killing an innocent person on the road or embarrassing your kids any more than you already have. Open the phone book and find a rehab far away so you can’t leave when you want to quit. You’ll miss your kids and some events in their lives while you’re there but you’ll miss out on their entire lives if you don’t go. You don’t want them to grow up to hate you and they will hate you if you don’t get help now. Do it today, right now. Good luck

          • Amy Peterson
            July 1, 2020 at 8:09 pm

            First off, no one knows my situation. Yeah I have issues. But people want to talk like drinking is one of them. Yeah I fucked up. But I am nothing close to a drunk, alcoholic, party girl or anything like that… I work full time, take care of my responsibilities and do what I have to… but people are so quick to judge.

        • Bertha Von Nation
          July 1, 2020 at 12:31 pm

          I’m a recovering drunkard…over 5 years sober. Here’s the thing, I never drove anywhere drunk because I didn’t want to kill anybody. Being a drunk and being a selfish asshole are two different things. My kids are driving on those and the thought of a selfish lush out there with them makes me sick. Do better! Get it together!

  • randiguy2006
    June 29, 2020 at 2:01 pm


    oh wait.

  • Rockets Redglare
    June 29, 2020 at 2:00 pm

    A shame, oughta be a primo MILF…

    • Shaggy
      June 29, 2020 at 2:40 pm

      Just the kinda girl to keep my love life rollin’!

      • Captain Trips
        Scooby Doo
        June 29, 2020 at 3:56 pm

        Ret me go rirst!

  • don
    June 29, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    she is so used to everyone bowing down because of her looks. but when someone doesnt bow down they must be bad

  • Dees nutz
    June 29, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    yea, she looks like a victim of sober sexual harassment in that first mugshot. no wait, she is all drunken giggles. same with the second photo. prob upset the cops wouldn’t take a flash and/ or blowie and let her off with a warning. typical drunk white girl syndrome. would hit all three holes if as shit faced as she looks in BOTH picts. plus she looks like she still has some spunk left to back it up even after 2 kids. poor things really have no future…

  • Orion
    June 29, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    Fuck ‘feminists’ that think equality is them being treated like the superior species. When I saw her post saying “what they did to me, being a woman”, I couldn’t read anymore without going into the blood mist.

    • Amy Peterson
      July 1, 2020 at 8:18 pm

      What do you mean? First of all, I am definitely not a feminist. Yes clearly a female, but believe in equality, and that was my point. People are so quick to judge and bully some people, and then have hearts towards others. Unfortunately I have too big of a heart and care for everyone, when clearly I probably shouldn’t. Yes I would take on ANYONE to defend myself or anyone I care about. Which I am guessing is part of my problem too.. ❤️

  • T. Days
    June 29, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    I think she wants people to think about her just sitting there in her bra.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 29, 2020 at 1:38 pm

    That skank was wearing the same clothes 48 hours apart. That gine must have been growing fungi

  • Sweet Dee!
    June 29, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    The photo of her in front of the dartboards – she looks just like Dee from Always Sunny In Philadelphia!

    And certainly throws them back like Dee!

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    June 29, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    Feel bad for her kids. She is a drunk ho

    • Boston Irish
      Dapper O’Neil
      June 29, 2020 at 1:34 pm

      Just think if we defund Pd she would killed a innocent driver. Lock her up

  • Hard Pass
    June 29, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    Alcohol sure ages you. Jesus.

  • Hey Amy...
    June 29, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    …see you at the meetings!

    • Amy Peterson
      June 29, 2020 at 11:53 pm

      So apparently i can’t reply to your individual comments. But if you have something else to say. Talk directly to me. Not behind turtle boy.

      • Sum Yung Ho
        June 30, 2020 at 1:07 am

        Cheer up girl. Tomorrow’s the 1st. Go buy yourself something nice. It’s on us.

        • Any peterson
          July 1, 2020 at 8:21 pm

          No thanks. I work full time. I take care of myself.

      • Hey Amy....
        June 30, 2020 at 9:06 am

        I don’t really have any more to say, other than see you at the meetings.

        The meetings ain’t that bad, they have coffee, donuts.

    • Amy Peterson
      June 30, 2020 at 3:33 pm

      Well unfortunately I do not drink coffee, or eat donuts. But thank you for you encouragement ❤️

      • Marla Singer
        June 30, 2020 at 7:29 pm

        I’ll be there too Amy. It’s cheaper than a movie. Plus free coffee.

      • Hey Amy....
        June 30, 2020 at 9:15 pm

        Well you drink and drive and it needs to stop – now!

  • Wow!
    June 29, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    Thirsty Thursday ran right into Suck ‘Em Down Saturday!

  • Norm
    June 29, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    Who does she think she is, a Kennedy?

  • bigdaddy
    June 29, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    Apparently you can put lipstick on a pig

  • hartf811
    Thomas P. O'Neil
    June 29, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    Drinking doubles don’t make it a party.

  • WeRFucked
    June 29, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    Yeah… the trooper didn’t pass you and back up you stupid slut. Are you watching the same video?

    So not only are you a drunk, you’re a fucking lousy liar.

  • WeRFucked
    June 29, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    I’d like to get drunk and drive her the wrong way on the Hershey highway.

    I’d have to be drunk. That girl is not attractive. Can one of the troopers describe her titties please?

    • Officer Jack Daniels
      June 29, 2020 at 2:19 pm

      This one’s been ridden hard and put away wet. They felt like plastic bags full of water.

    • Sum Yung Ho
      June 29, 2020 at 10:12 pm

      If her sad little lactating empty A-cups could talk, they’d tell you that if they don’t get a little support around here everyone will think they’re nuts.

      • Amy Peterson
        June 30, 2020 at 3:59 pm

        So what does my bra size have to do with anything? Please be more clear. And if it’s really any of your business, I unfortunately am I c… but wish I could be an a.. but thank you. ❤️

    • Amy Peterson
      June 30, 2020 at 3:28 pm

      First off, what does my looks have to do with anything in this situation? Please explain, since you are so much better than me. ❤️

    • Amy peterson
      July 1, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    • Amy Peterson
      July 1, 2020 at 8:45 pm

      Well apparently you are just as crazy as me, JUDGING by your silly, conjectural statement…but way to divert.. it may be contingent, but thanks for caring. ❤️

    • LtAndyformerBestBuysalesman
      July 1, 2020 at 9:59 pm

      They felt like… bags of sand.

  • She'll be out soon
    June 29, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    Connecticut will take her license away. I’ve never known a person who lost their license to not drive. More proof that our lawmakers are useless idiots.

    • WeRFucked
      June 29, 2020 at 4:08 pm

      That’s okay. CT can take her license, but Massachusetts won’t get to it until she kills someone there. Drive north honey.

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