Connecticut Man With Legendary Fanny Duster Busted Going 119 MPH On I-395
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More magnificent creatures emerging from the Connecticut Corridor:
Excuse me sir, I mustache you to slow down when driving on the highway. Good God, just look at that thing:
It’s one of the most magnificent collection of post-pubic hair I’ve ever seen. He also adds the manbun to his repertoire on special occasions.
Eat your heart out Voke-stache mafia.
My question is, why did he bother pulling over? Dude, you’re going 119 mph. They ain’t catching you. The whole purpose of driving that fast on a public highway is because you know the cops aren’t gonna endanger everyone else by chasing you. So what was the point? I mean, who wants to get to Webster or Putnam that badly? You might as well just get off at the next exit and turn around. Then again when you have such an legendarily groomed and manicured womb broom, you have to assume the trooper will be so impressed that he lets you off with a warning.
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