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Basic White Chick Is Upset With Southbridge Police For Not Hiring More Latina Women

Basic White Chick Is Upset With Southbridge Police For Not Hiring More Latina Women

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The Southbridge Police Department introduced their four newest police officers on Facebook last week:

What a fine group of strapping young men, ready to protect and serve a community that’s riddled with drugs and scumbags galore.


Thank God a basic white chick from West Boylston showed up to lecture everyone about diversity in the police force!!

Oh my God, it’s former Turtleboy nemesis Jen Roy’s evil SJW twin sister!!


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I miss Jen Roy. Wonder who she’s imaginary suing these days. What would we ever do without basic white chicks who check our privilege like this??

Keep in mind, according to the census data, the town of Southbridge is 71% white, 26% Latino, and less than 1% black. So a recruit class in which three out of four are white, and the other is Latino, is almost an exact representation of the overall demographics of the town.

Nevertheless, a white chick has spoken. And suburban white chicks with a social justice agenda are way smarter than everyone else. Obviously what happened here is the SPD turned down several more qualified black recruits because they are racist. No other logical conclusion can be reached besides that. And as she pointed out, 0% of the recruits were black or female:

And with a sample size of 4, you know the data is reliable.

And just for what it’s worth, the police should be the last organization on earth to give a shit about diversity. Ya know who I want policing my town or city? People who can take down bad guys. That’s it. I don’t care if you have a vagina between your legs, nor do I care about the color of your skin. But, according to a basic white chick named Alicia, this makes Turtleboy a bigot. Because if a male cop can run down a dangerous criminal faster than a female cop, then I want the male cop out there. Ya know, because I don’t wanna die.

So what can we do to get more black cops? Because apparently Latino cops aren’t dark enough for her.

So let me get this straight. We need to encourage people to become cops? Shouldn’t that be a job where people, ya know, show some initiative and actually apply for the job themselves? Nah, we should be begging people who are lukewarm about a career in law enforcement to protect and serve us when there’s already a line of able bodied people who would love to be a cop.

Oh, and for what it’s worth, counties that have actively tried to recruit more minorities have generally had no successFor one, some police departments require a college degree. However, according to SJWs, this is a “barrier to entry,” and the police are “excluding certain populations and preventing diversity.” In other words, time to lower the bar!! Because the police are one area where we should be lowering the bar. Safety doesn’t matter. Diversity matters.

Others have offered free test-preparation classes and study guides, as well as recruiting applicants at job fairs, in colleges and high schools. But the problem is that when candidates take the test, candidates are selected based on test scores, and thus they don’t know if they’re filling their diversity quotas. And merit based tests are racist!!


She then shared some of her ideas about how to recruit more minorities to the SPD:

Oh look, she found a link!! Too bad all of those things have been tried, and all we got was three white guys and Latino fella.

According to Alicia, we need more diversity because “police departments are notoriously sexist work environments,” and something about institutional racism and patriarchy:

The second you say the word “patriarchy” we already know what that means – you don’t shave your pits.

She’s an expert on why women and people of color aren’t taking the civil service exam for Southbridge though. She has lots of experience reading articles on Slate and the Huffington Post. Plus she used a hashtag. Sure, working as a police officer means you’ll get a pension, a comfortable-enough middle class lifestyle, and comparatively good job security. But none of those things are appealing enough to women because…..patriarchy.

She can “guarantee the number of Hispanic women represented on the force doesn’t come close to their actual representation in the community.” Because this is what matters when it comes to protecting and service our community. The amount of Latina women. It’s not enough that the department, which can’t be that big and thus wouldn’t have a large enough sample size to draw any conclusions about, appears to be have no shortage of minority officers:

But those are MALE minority officers. We need females. And how many of them are transgender or non-binary non-conforming femmes? Probably zero!!!

Anyway, the funniest part about this chick is that people like her are the reason Donald Trump is President. Not just because everyone hates them and voted for Trump in order to spite her. But also because she apparently voted for Jill Stein:

And there wasn’t a single Jill Stein supporter who ever considered voting for Trump. But there were plenty who normally would vote democrat, but chose to stick to their principals and NOT vote for Hillary this time around.



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15 Comment(s)
  • Let me up, I've had enough
    May 16, 2017 at 12:07 pm

    Her poor husband. Ugh. Imagine having to come home every night and listen to that type of shit.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    May 15, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    Ok. Stupid white chick, SHUT the FUCK up for the love of god. Princeton has a long time woman CHEIf and they just caught a MURDERER , so small towns do have diversity and brains. Please go argue with someone in a lularoe yard sale , pop up or whatever the fuck that is. You will find some like minded souls there sweetie.

    • Sterling Turtle Rider
      May 16, 2017 at 2:04 am

      As the child of a former Princeton Town/PD employee, I can vouch for that – she was an excellent officer and has been an excellent chief, and it shows in the recent handling of the murder case in that town.

  • Just Sayin'
    May 15, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    As a resident of Southbridge, I’ll go out on a limb and say that there are zero Latina women in this town that are interested in finding employment in general – nevermind joining the SPD

  • The Wall
    May 15, 2017 at 8:01 pm

    If you look at the picture towards the end of the article (the Hispanic, African-American, and White officer) and zoom in, you will notice a female, Hispanic officer

    Ten points for Gryffindor

  • Big Raymond
    May 15, 2017 at 6:18 pm

    maybe she could adopt the two psycho violent oompa-loompas from plumley village, ya know to show how open minded and diverse she is.

  • Independent Thinker
    May 15, 2017 at 5:48 pm

    Her employer should fire her and tell her that she is being replaced by a Hispanic. I’m sure she will change how she feels after experiencing this.

  • maxs
    May 15, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    hey douche bag get a fucking life = if youwant more non white tell them they have to pass the written test first – or do you want them to be given special treatment – and thats the way most non whites get hired and promoted not because they earned it – would you want a doctor who got a 100 on his tests or you want someone that got 50 on there tests – fuck off – if you cant pass the test go someplace else –

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 15, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    I’ll just let the cat out the bag. In the urban dictionary, if you look under “Stupid cunt”, you’re going to find this bitch. Or some 100% accurate definition of this douche nozzle! For real? She can’t find any information to confirm or deny her SJW bullshit, but John Edwards unknown psychic Sister “Guarantees” she’s right?
    A little less pissing away your votes on a bitch that eventually sleazed up next to a murdering clambake, and a little more talking the civil service and getting hired yourself! Moron! Until you’ve walked a mile in a cops shoes shut the fuck up you snotty, disrespectful, ignorant, SJW garbage!
    Congrats to all the Officers who graduated!

    • maxs
      May 15, 2017 at 5:47 pm

      great post

  • May 15, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    merit only should be the criteria

  • Beige Caulk
    May 15, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    Is there a bigger shuckster, fraudulent HR role than Director of Diversity. Paying some hack 100k to not hire whites. Where do I sign up?

    Stocks, bonds, cash and real estate

    • Ron Burgundy
      May 15, 2017 at 3:14 pm

      Diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

  • Cracker Jack
    May 15, 2017 at 1:10 pm

    How ironic that these dopey SJWs “went to WBHS”, not “graduated from…..”. Easily brainwashed by the MSM. Idiots.

    • Hughbo Mont
      May 15, 2017 at 2:36 pm

      FB never says “graduated” because it would hurt the feelings of those who didn’t graduate.

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