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It’s getting hot out and the Worcester panhandlers are upping their game:




Bikini car wash panhandling. Another brilliant marketing scheme by Worcester’s finest. Only thing we’re missing is a metal pole for some dancing!!! Just a reminder that if you give people like this money, they’re just gonna spend it on drugs. You’re not helping them, you’re enabling them. If you’re feeling generous then donate to a soup kitchen where the money goes through people who aren’t addicted to heroin.






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  • whatevuh
    August 16, 2016 at 7:06 am

    Does anyone else do the same as me, scroll right past all the Fiesty BobnMic dribble? What a waste of typing they are

    • BobnMic
      August 18, 2016 at 12:50 am

      But here’s the funny part. You do NOT scroll past it. You read it all admit to that WHATEVUH. You love it and hate it all in the same breath. If you really actually scrolled past all of it you would not make a comment about it now would you?

      You’re easy to figure out my friend. Hey but no hard feelings. Trying to silence me would be a humongous waste of your time and who do I hurt here other than that asshole fake lawyer ghetto queen? Nobody so relax Francis and enjoy.

  • Silky Johnson
    August 15, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    Bitch best be havin’ my money…

  • Catfish Hunter
    August 14, 2016 at 1:08 pm

    This whole problem started after Fiestylady led Bobby on with promises of love and kinky sex. Being the loyal man that he is he protected her online during the 2 days she spent in the hospital for major life threatening cancer surgery. Then when it was time to elevate their relationship to the next level she flipped the script and made him out to be a lonely scumbag stalker. Now the two of them continue to ruin comment sections when the solution would be to meet face to face and talk things out.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      August 14, 2016 at 2:47 pm

      Wrong, Greg. It started because I was posting here and noticed no one ever really talks to you. So, I felt bad ignoring you whenever you commented toward me. I was also new and had no idea how crazy you were. So, I would kindly reply back and never once flirted with you Greg, NEVER.

      Then BobnMic aka Greg, you found out I was in the hospital (it was 10, not 2 days). If you go back to early May, I didnt post for a while. What I did do was ask you to stop yelling at people and sticking up for me because although it was appreciated at the time, it was unnecessary. Looking back at it now, I notice it was you making those accounts to bully me, then you stepped in as BobnMic to defend me. I say this because now that I know who the regulars are here, none of them even said anything, it was all random names. I’m sorry doing that to you hurt your feelings so much. I can’t believe it hurt you to the point that it’s August and you still don’t leave me alone lol. Partially because it’s hard for me to ignore your stupidty so I’m only adding fuel to the fire in your crazy head.

      Greg taking a stab at me having cancer doesn’t bother me by the way, I’m obviously awesome at not only fucking your Internet life up, but beating an early stage cancer as well. The situation was serious because there was a tumor blocking everything, in other words, I couldn’t take a poop, therefore, I couldn’t eat and you know, people can starve to death…Lol… anyway none of that matters. I’m cancer free so far today, but I bet you wish I was dead now, huh? 😉

      Lets pretend that I’m single for a second, be real here Greg, although you aren’t hideous, you are definitely not my type. Even if I found you attractive, your personality makes you very, very ugly. You have a lousy sense of humor and no balls.

      I like the bad boy (not criminal) type who can make me laugh. A strong man with a dangerous side who isn’t afraid of anything and he needs to have a career and or be financially stable because I aint no sugar momma. You are so far away from that, it’s not even funny.

      Please… move on already. I never flirted with you, ever. I am not in the least bit attracted to you. The thought of doing anything with you makes my ovaries shrivel up and die.

      If I ever get cancer again, I will surely tell you this time around. I’m sure you can buy a voodoo doll from ebay and wish death upon me.


      • BobnMic
        August 14, 2016 at 3:15 pm

        Spot on Catfish Hunter. Really – you nailed it. And I’ll admit I am not entirely innocent in this whole stupid shit but you recognized how it all began. Good job man. Seriously. I could not have described it better myself. Little Ms Fuckface will turn the tables all kinds of around like she thinks she is good at and I will once again be the asshole.

        Oh well. And then I will get a cold beer and some fresh Hummus with peda bread and sweet chopped onions then do a olympic style fucking cannon ball in my fucking pool!…

        And then after that all of the world will be centered. Hali-fucking-oua…

        • BobnMic
          August 15, 2016 at 3:26 pm

          Catfish Hunter was a great right handed MLB pitcher spanning from 1965 to 1979. Just so you know I did notice the name. He was great even though he ended his career as a NY Yankee. Points taken away for that one.

      • BobnMic
        August 14, 2016 at 3:40 pm

        Fiesty Nicole – How does your brain work? I mean, when you go to a store to buy (say) eggs do you say to the worker, ” I’d like to purchase a new vagina?” Ok alright says the clerk. So then the clerk has a weird face. Just like the ten people behind you waiting in line.

        And then you say, “Are you BobnMic?” “I am after BobnMic!!!!!!!!” “BUAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH”. And that’s the part when the Cops come in and escort your crazy ass out.

        Take your meds. Do all of us a favor.

        • Keir Darcey
          August 14, 2016 at 9:01 pm

          the fuq?

      • BobnMic
        August 14, 2016 at 7:56 pm

        But seriously now – tell me how you really feel…

    • BobnMic
      August 15, 2016 at 10:20 am

      I had to re-read this analysis one more time before I concur as quickly as I did. My loyalty and protection of a woman, who at the time, I thought was a solid person is true.

      But to be perfectly honest here (and here I go again sticking up for her even though I can’t stand the air that she breaths) I do not recall in any shape or form a promise from her for love and/or kinky sex. I have never lied about my being happily married. So I have to take points away for that one.

      Did she flip the script and turn into a giant asshole? That’s the part where you nailed it. And really for no good fucking reason. She thinks I am this Greg guy, who I have no idea who he is and who obviously she hates, and when I ask her to back it up with something solid she can’t and just continues with the bullshit.

      So all in all your assessment is fairly accurate Catfish just minus the love and kinky sex part. If that actually was mentioned then stupid ass me because that shit went right the fuck over my head. Which would not surprise me because I am just a tad bit stupid. The next BobnMic hater will say, “A tad bit?”

  • Public Service Announcement
    August 14, 2016 at 12:24 pm

    For the sake of humanity Fiesty when you go out pan handling please put some fucking clothes on

  • Toph
    August 13, 2016 at 9:50 am


  • Insurnace Agent
    August 13, 2016 at 9:49 am

    Seen her before at that intersection near Hannover. Cop forced her away.
    Last week she was with some other junkie on that corner. She could hardly stand.

  • LeDuke
    August 12, 2016 at 5:41 pm

    What ever happened to Super Soakers? Anyone remember driving downtown on the strip during the ’90s and people hanging around getting soaked from cars driving by? I think this girl needs to get hosed down and how about the rest of the panhandlers. It’s hot out there. A little water doesn’t hurt anybody.

  • Ryan
    August 12, 2016 at 5:32 pm

    I’d give her a quarter for a blowie.

  • Welfare City
    August 12, 2016 at 4:03 pm

    Worcester will soon be bustling with new college kids and their families, its a great welcome to the city!

    • Sonya
      August 12, 2016 at 5:28 pm

      Yea, but 80% of the new kids will be budding SJWs who will give them money. Another 15% will be converted within a year.

  • A
    August 12, 2016 at 3:58 pm

    Someone should offer these beggars a bag of food from McDonalds and see how fast they decline! This bitch is so lazy, she’s in a town with many strip clubs, she looks like a stripper, but won’t even shake around for that dollar. Just wants to literally stand there and get handed cash. The system has trained them well.

    • Manny
      August 13, 2016 at 9:25 am

      No way shes dressed like that and only there for the handout. No way. guaranteed shes hopping in cars. Tracy Novak made panhandling legal, has she done the same with hookers?

  • Ed Augustus
    August 12, 2016 at 3:31 pm

    I can no longer abide this form of panhandling since it endangers public safety. Henceforth all vehicles travelling through our shining city shall be equipped with transponders that will charge the registered owner when he passes by a graduate of our municipal beggars’ program. The owner will be charged a flat $20.00 plus a 7.5% tax going to our rainy day fund.

    • Manny
      August 13, 2016 at 9:22 am

      It’s obvious you really do work in city or state government! This is EXACTLY how they think.

  • Waffles
    August 12, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    I work 6 days a week plus overtime and can’t afford the amount of tattoos she has! Maybe I’ll quit and join them on the corners! Maybe we are all wrong for working and contributing and they got it right! No bills, no stress, no responsibility just wake up get free stuff and get high and go to sleep!! Think they found the answer over all of us suckers

    • bird
      August 12, 2016 at 2:33 pm

      You have hit the nail on the head!!! I have thought about quitting my high stress job and doing the same thing. Section 8 or public housing, free meals at one of the soup kitchens, monthly transisional assistance check, Mass health, EBT, free cell phone… sounds great to me.

    • Manny
      August 13, 2016 at 9:20 am

      EBT still has a cash option so they get cash from ATM, and YOU pay for this losers tats.

  • Reddog
    August 12, 2016 at 1:47 pm

    Once city square is done and downtown is all revitalized,they will start hanging out there. Then maybe they will do something about it.

    • Manny
      August 13, 2016 at 9:18 am

      No. Then it will be growing pains.

  • whatevuh
    August 12, 2016 at 1:46 pm

    I always see this guy with a sign that says “Need 2” He used to be at the corner of Park Ave and Highland streets, he’s moved to Plantation and Lincoln streets now. I’ve always wanted to ask him “need 2 what?” but, I just know I’ll be stuck there too long. I suppose it’s 2 hits of crack or heroin, but I just can’t ask . . .

  • AJ
    August 12, 2016 at 1:19 pm

    She’s broke and begging for money on a street corner, but she’s covered with tattoos. I bet the state funded all that ink…..

  • Joe
    August 12, 2016 at 12:58 pm

    You know how many old pervs try to pick her up for a quickie must be non stop.

    • Hugh Jassol
      August 12, 2016 at 2:50 pm

      I’d let her manhandle my panhandle for a couple bucks.

      • Manny
        August 13, 2016 at 9:17 am

        Got HIV?

        • Wabbitt
          August 13, 2016 at 7:57 pm

          Not yet, but he’s apparently working on it.

  • AJ
    August 12, 2016 at 12:33 pm

    Today- Melrose Street and Lincoln. Plantation St and Boylston St., Lake Ave and Belmont. Burncoat and Millbrook. Lincoln Sq in front of the police department. Plantation and Belmont. A 20 minute trip around the city and 6 locations being worked by a number of shitbags. I’ll make a guess that there are 2 more locations being worked right now- 290 off ramp at Vernon St., and the intersection near Walmart.

    And Ed Augustus will keep building hotels and scratch his head when they can’t be filled. Keep adding to the so called “Grid” downtown, and trying to attract outside businesses and visitors. Have to get rid of the shitbags on just about every corner you drive by first.

    Fast Eddie might call this illegal behavior a bad perception though…..

    • August 13, 2016 at 11:04 am

      Lmao you hit the nail dead on arrival… Its Fucking frustrating with his city!!!! So many real problem tho deal with and the decision makers are Fucking around blowing tax dollars

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    August 12, 2016 at 11:52 am

    Why are her tits like that? She should not be experiencing gravity with an A cup. I bet she gets more money than the rest of them though, slick bitch!

    • Rhino
      August 12, 2016 at 12:35 pm

      You’re still here?

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        August 12, 2016 at 12:54 pm

        You mad?


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        Frank Lee
        August 15, 2016 at 12:50 pm

        For fuck’s sake Turtle boy can’t you ban these idiots by ip address or something? They ruin this blog with their childishness.

    • John Wick
      August 12, 2016 at 9:35 pm

      Can we talk more about YOUR boobs? 🙂

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        August 12, 2016 at 11:14 pm

        There’s the John Wick I remember, pervert! Glad to see you back, though… figures a blog about guns would bring you back from the dead! 😉

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          August 13, 2016 at 11:11 am

          I have no boobs. But I can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch. I’m talented like that.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 13, 2016 at 12:02 pm

            Go away Bob you fat balding fuck. When I click on the profile picture you’re using on here, the link says “bobmichele” so anyone can easily verify who is who by clicking on my picture and seeing the username.

            Good try!

          • BobnMic
            August 13, 2016 at 4:10 pm

            So does that mean that you are going to leave me alone you sick fuck?

          • BobnMic
            August 13, 2016 at 4:12 pm

            And buy the way wrong again loser. My wife’s name is Janet.

          • BobnMic
            August 13, 2016 at 4:24 pm

            Obsessed with me Fiesty (Nicole) you are so indulged with me. Wow. How fucked up are you?

          • Nancy Droz M.
            August 13, 2016 at 4:31 pm

            When are you going to Nana’s cottage again Greg? Lake Lashaway misses you. In case you forgot the address I can post it for you here. Do you need it? I love MAPLE syrup. I put at least 119 lbs of it on my pancakes.

            We miss you but the last time you stayed, your dogs Wheezy and Max made a huge mess. Did you end up talking to Dutch Anderson? He may be a little confused about you and Maddie Ortiz. You may want to clarify that for him sweetheart.

          • Nancy Droz M.
            August 13, 2016 at 4:37 pm

            I forgot to show you when we did the ice bucket challenge. I’m going to upload those videos on YouTube and post them here eventually. It wasn’t hard like the internet usually is. All I did was save the videos off facebook onto my computer. Hey, at least I know I won’t ever lose those good times we shared.

            It was such a great time that we had. I loved when Nichole did hers, she wimped out though and used a small bucket. I’m so glad you married her. You dumped a huge bucket of ice water on my head Greg, remember? It was SO COLD! Memories, they last a lifetime.

            Did you save our pictures from Disney? The one where Nichole is wearing a Woody costume? She’s like you Greg, loves to pretend!

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 14, 2016 at 12:27 pm

            Okay Greg. It’s Sunday and Family time for me until the hubs and my minion naps so I will see you later. Hopefully you can be a good boy today. I really don’t WANT to bother you because I’m keeping my promise. I only do it when you stalk me.


            Nota Bene: I “may” have messaged 2 or 3 random women on FB and told them they were hot. Only one bit the bait but she replied with “Oh hahaha you’re so funny, thanks!” Which in other words means, “Wow you’re fucking gross but I feel bad turning you down.” The other one actually told her boyfriend because he sent a friend request… LMAO!!

            I won’t hide what I do Greg because I can’t take the glory and my pride gets the best of me, so I want you to know it’s me.

            Leave me alone and I will do the same, but just in case, until next time…

        • BobnMic
          August 13, 2016 at 4:51 pm

          Greg. Yaaaa. I feel sorry for the real Greg.

          • BobnMic
            August 14, 2016 at 5:55 am

            After your last post – you asked for this asshole:

            It won’t stop until you GO AWAY

            Here is what we say as R.I.P. FiestyLawyerLady. Let the truth be unfolded.

            R.I.P Fiesty. Welcome to the commenters grave yard.

            Nicole Andrea Marsden aka Nichole

            Previously known as one Nichole A. Fredette Age:36 Single mother. SSI recipient according to the MA records on welfare.
            Phone number
            Verizon Landline
            63 and 63 1/2 Wilson St., Spencer, MA 01562-1823
            Also known to have resided in Leicester, MA
            Relative and what was once believed to be a possible tie in to ProfessorM:
            Nancy Marsden
            Lake Erie College, Painesville, Ohio
            Belmont high school MA
            Tamworth, New Hampshire
            Age: 65+
            Tie in to ProfessorM still under investigation but it narrows to the belief that it is possible that the two are one in the same. Check below:

            Massachusetts Board of Bar Overseers checked and verified – There was no Nicole Marsden or Nicole Fredette or (Nichole in either case) Marsden or Fredette listed as a member of the Massachusetts Bar Association.

            PARTICIPATING LAW FIRMS – State of Massachusetts also checked and no knowledge of one NICOLE MARSDEN or either one of her alias as listed.
            Plus I called a few of my real lawyer buds and they confirmed that you are a fraud.
            Here is one of several proofs that Fiesty is a fraud upon my conclusion:

            Dave Marsden (to me BobnMic))
            August 1, 2016 at 2:26 am

            Further proof that FiestyLaywerLady and ProfessorM are either one in the same or one of her buck tooth relatives all living in the same house definitely using the same server in fucking Spencer.

            Fucking Spencer! It now makes so much fucking sense.
            Much more info to follow.
            Nice huh people. SSI recipient according to the MA records on welfare. This is where your tax dollars are going. This little piece of shit is taking your tax money, not getting a job, then trolling on here on TurtleBoy Sports all day and night fucking with you same people.

            Known alias screen names under FiestyLawyerLady:

            Frank lee
            Innocent Bystander
            BobnMic (with and without avatar)
            The Emperor
            Matt persons
            Bill P.
            Nancy Droz M.

            You are fooling nobody there asshole.

          • Innocent Bystander
            August 14, 2016 at 8:42 am

            Saturday night and Bob’s off his meds again…. Oh dear, How unusual.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 14, 2016 at 10:52 am

            Whenever I read that long fake post you write, I play the song “White Stripes” from Seven Nation Army in the background because it’s so fucking fitting…. Someone here try it ONCE and tell me I’m not right… LOL!!!

            Anyway, the only people I have posed as is Nancy, Dave, Nichole, and you WITH avatar. Wow, I have some balls saying “only” I was basically your entire immediate family lol. Anyway, I have never been any of those other people, they just hate you on their own.

            My misery on here makes my nips hard! Hahahahaha

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 14, 2016 at 11:11 am

            Your* misery…. My fun.

            Don’t you notice that I only do these things when you don’t leave me alone? I have never attacked you randomly, it’s always been when you follow me or use my picture/name.

            It’s so hard to ignore you because it’s so funny…

            Your buddy Dutch is so nice. He thought I was you the whole conversation lol. I loved how he gave me advice about not fucking coworkers while married…. LMAO! We talked for a straight 10 minutes about your life, it was hilarious.

            Sucks that you had to leave Littleton to work in Burlington, but Dutch lives near by so “Stop by for a beer I’m always here” he said.

          • BobnMic
            August 14, 2016 at 11:33 am

            Dutch? You are cracking me up. I wish I could have a slight insight into your own little world. You have re-invented the word delusional there Fiesty Nicole.

          • BobnMic
            August 14, 2016 at 11:34 am

            Oh and yes you idiot. Fiesty just admitted being a troll.

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