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Panhandler Threatening To Vote For Trump Now Rolling Joints In The Middle Of Park Ave With Money From Enabling Idiots

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Out of all the panhandlers in this country, Worcester panhandlers have got to be leading the nation in the least amount of fucks given. A turtle rider sent us this gem today, of two panhandlers rolling doobies in the middle of an island on Park Avenue:

It’s OK though, because they weren’t on the clock. They were taking their first 15 minute break. Even panhandlers have to abide by labor laws. Also, 99% sure that the panhandler doing the rolling in the blue tank top is the same guy who is threatening liberals with voting for Trump if they don’t give him cash:

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He’s also the same guy who two weeks ago was holding this sign:



He’s even at the same corner there. Notice all the businesses surrounding him that he’s not applying for jobs at. All those job creators pay taxes to the city and rent to the landlord, who then pays property taxes to the city. It’s a struggle to make ends meet but at least they’re actually providing a service that people want. This twatwaffle is just making cliche, unoriginal signs that he thinks are funny so he can buy dime bags of shwagg.

So basically, this guy makes money by setting up an unregistered business on public property. That’s the way the city has to approach this problem. Stop treating them like panhandlers. They’re illegal gypsy business owners. Treat them the same way you would any other tax-dodging entity. 100% of their revenue goes directly into their pockets, they provide no service in return, and they threaten to elect Trump if you don’t do as they demand. Tracy Novick and the ACLU will argue that panhandling is free speech, so you just call it what it is – an illegal business. That’s how you beat Tracy Novick.

Anyway, fuck this guy. Turtleboy’s big beef with him is that he’s clearly not a heroin addict. He’s just panhandling for weed money. In the hood we call this a “scavenger.” They’re the lowest of the low. If you wanna smoke weed, then more power to you. But buy your own shit and toss in on the L once in a while.

P.S. 100% chance this guy routinely disrespects the puff-puff-pass rule.


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7 Comment(s)
  • your friends little brother
    September 12, 2016 at 1:14 pm

    hes smoking K2 you ignoramus fuck. cool it with the racist posts your last one about Doherty made me want to puke.

  • Gronkmonster
    September 7, 2016 at 8:13 pm

    He rolls his own cigs?? Then why the F is he begging me for a Marlboro every time I get stuck in his begging zone.. I work in the area and I have to see these clowns a few times a day…Cops found a bunch of them including this twit living in the over growth by the new crack smokers parking lot the city put in on Coes st

    Great picture by the way…Got the Park free loaders and 2 towers full of free loaders in the background…That picture sums up Woo town perfectly

  • Lisa
    September 7, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    All these ppl have free housing, food and medical . Even some have all their utilities paid for….the each and every person that works for a living already contributes to this fund everyday…..and yes they do look healthy for work.
    And they can be labeled disabled mentally with an addiction and they also get a check for 734.00 that you pay for on top of free everything else.so when you give this change for their lies you are contributing to their ADDICTIONS,that is also paid for by our tax dollars so they can get HELP FOR FREE.

  • TargetPractice
    September 7, 2016 at 5:49 pm

    Clearly a bag of Bugler roll your own cigarettes. You can see the blue Bugler bag in the white guy’s hand. At least he’s a smart bum. A pack of butts cost $10, but you can roll twice as many of your own for half the price. Guess he’s not as stoopid as the sign says

  • Reddog
    September 7, 2016 at 1:40 pm

    I hope you dropped Tracie off immediately.

  • Cis white male
    September 7, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    I swear like 90% of Worcester’s beggars are abled bodied males. I saw one on the corner of Mill and Park in his twenties with a nice backpack and new clothes. Tried explaining to my friend what low lives these types are, he just argued that they don’t hurt anyone and that I’m an asshole for judging them… They are bottom feeders that contribute nothing to society and lower property values. My friend freaked and basically called me a bigot… Epic

    • Low Profile
      September 7, 2016 at 8:32 pm

      Time to find a new friend

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