“Worcester is becoming a place where people want to come to more and more,” Mero-Carlson said.
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Now the panhandlers are just fucking with us:
I hate this city lmao pic.twitter.com/ddQ20yO2Rx
— stephanie m. (@maderraa) September 4, 2016
Every time I see a picture like this at a busy intersection like Webster Square I think back to this famous recent quote from District 2 City Councilor Candy Carlson:
The panhandlers are literally holding us hostage now. Luckily these nudniks don’t understand how the electoral college works, because they’re panhandling in a state that’s not in doubt. If this guy were smart he’d be holding this sign in Ohio or Florida. He’d actually fit right in those two cesspools of debauchery. At least in those states your vote actually KIND OF matters.
Gotta respect the hustle though. There’s a 99% chance this guy has voted for Sarai Rivera on more than one occasion. When Kevin Ksen drives by in his rape van and sees a guy like this on the side of the road he knows the drill – give him a free t-shirt, a couple donuts, and send him in to vote for Ti-Ti Ho. This panhandler understands from experience that he is a valuable part of the democratic establishment. They actually need him, and now he’s holding them hostage by demanding free shit or else he’s voting for their worst nightmare.
“Change of plans Kevin. I really appreciate these donuts and all the t-shirts you’ve given me over the years, but if you expect me to vote for Hillary this time around I’m gonna need a raise. It’s nothing personal, just business.”
Brilliant.
Anyway, I’d bet Turtleboy’s world famous Nantucket horse ranch that this guy is not registered to vote. Not that this would stop anyone from voting in Massachusetts. As you learned from our blog about how to vote three times in every election, anyone can show up to vote at any polling place and claim to be any registered voter they want to be, and it’s illegal to ask them for ID to prove who they are because voter ID laws are racist. Duh!!!
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26 Comment(s)
Keen better be buying those donuts local!
This isn’t a Worcester thing. This is as old as the Trump campaign and it’s everywhere. That makes Worcesterites feel either better or worse. Better, because it’s a joke and this bum isn’t trying to manipulate shit. Worse, because Worcester isn’t original, EVER, and that butthurts. So, depends on the Worcesterite’s experiences outside of Worcester.
I don’t see panhandlers in any towns outside Worcester, do you?
290 exit on auburn st in auburn last week.
No of course you don’t. But they tell us it’s not illegal and we can’t stop it. How come Holden, Shrewsbury etc stop it? Is it illegal for them to stop it? Theres MORE money to be had in those towns and Auburn and Millbury have heavily traveled intersections. How come every single town can prevent it ?
Difference is the guy in Auburn was chased away. Maybe He’s gonna sue.
Are you on the spectrum or some shit? What the fuck are you even talking about?
When Trump wins he will round up all the pan handlers and put them in the gas chamber where they belong.
Hey…if he’ll put special K kevin in there, I’ll vote for him twice.
I vote as the Fitchburg Idiot ( __ Ce___ St. Apt _). Pretty easy actually- he doesn’t wake up until noon and then rants on his Windows 3.0 computer for 2 hours, so you just have to get to the polling location before 2pm. And I always vote for the people with an (R) after their name.
Here we go again, Turtleboy hates Worcester. Nice job TB, most of your aimless followers are from out of town anyway.
So you’re an aimless follower who’s local? What part of the 5 0 H8 do you loiter in?
Not aimless , Realist.
How are TB’s opinions on Worcester not realist? What zip do you live in and what prosperous developments do you take note of?
Downtown Worcester early 2000’s, compared to today. Any changes that you’ve noticed?
Worcester is a cesspool. And your heroes made it that way.
Kevin,I’m on to you.
Now we expect Turtleboy to be very polite when their page is reopened.
Turtledick, we will be watching so be a good boy or you will be put in timeout again.
You’ve got turtledick on the brain really bad. Tell me…do you put a strap on dildo on your TMNT doll and just hammer that wrinkled star until you walk with a limp? Because if you’re not, you should probably start.
Kevin is a catcher, not a pitcher.
Pur yourself in a permanent time out. With a gun, please.
If this state ever voted for Dr. assisted suicide, I’d gladly pay for Fuckboi lynch’s
There once was a beggar that was voting.
Whichever way the money was flowing.
He’ll be in that rape van.
As many times as he can.
And the donut crumbs still will be showing.
Haha…love your poetry Margaret.
I’d wager he’s voted for Ti-Ti Ho on multiple occasions in the same election. Kevin the Kreeper isn’t exactly known for following the law, after all.
Its called election fraud and its always highly active in Worcester, except its also extremely organized, not random folks voting twice. Think: absentee ballots.