“Worcester is becoming a place where people want to come to more and more,” Mero-Carlson said.
Now the panhandlers are just fucking with us:
I hate this city lmao pic.twitter.com/ddQ20yO2Rx
— stephanie m. (@maderraa) September 4, 2016
Every time I see a picture like this at a busy intersection like Webster Square I think back to this famous recent quote from District 2 City Councilor Candy Carlson:
The panhandlers are literally holding us hostage now. Luckily these nudniks don’t understand how the electoral college works, because they’re panhandling in a state that’s not in doubt. If this guy were smart he’d be holding this sign in Ohio or Florida. He’d actually fit right in those two cesspools of debauchery. At least in those states your vote actually KIND OF matters.
Gotta respect the hustle though. There’s a 99% chance this guy has voted for Sarai Rivera on more than one occasion. When Kevin Ksen drives by in his rape van and sees a guy like this on the side of the road he knows the drill – give him a free t-shirt, a couple donuts, and send him in to vote for Ti-Ti Ho. This panhandler understands from experience that he is a valuable part of the democratic establishment. They actually need him, and now he’s holding them hostage by demanding free shit or else he’s voting for their worst nightmare.
“Change of plans Kevin. I really appreciate these donuts and all the t-shirts you’ve given me over the years, but if you expect me to vote for Hillary this time around I’m gonna need a raise. It’s nothing personal, just business.”
Anyway, I’d bet Turtleboy’s world famous Nantucket horse ranch that this guy is not registered to vote. Not that this would stop anyone from voting in Massachusetts. As you learned from our blog about how to vote three times in every election, anyone can show up to vote at any polling place and claim to be any registered voter they want to be, and it’s illegal to ask them for ID to prove who they are because voter ID laws are racist. Duh!!!
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