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Spencer Man And Fiance Assault Worcester Cop, Get Away, Brag About It On Facebook

Note to self – after assaulting a police officer and getting away with it, don’t post about your crime spree on Facebook. 

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Some day you may find yourself running away from a Worcester Police Officer. If you do you better hope that you have a ride or die, down ass shorty to trip the police officer and ensure your clean getaway. However, if you do get away, you definitely should resist the urge to brag about your crimes on social media:

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LOL. Spencer. Well, it was either that or Webster. Yea, you might wanna lay low for a little bit there Ry Guy, because you and the wifey are probably wanted for assault and battery on a police officer. Kind of a big deal. Might not be the best idea to broadcast your crime spree to the world. The best part is that the cops probably had no idea who you were before….until now. You were just another Stanley with a flat brimmed cap who did the Route 9 shuffle to the Woo with your Boo so that you could keep your street cred at the Spencer Fair. You literally could’ve disappeared into a sea of Whitco’s finest because you match the description of every person I see walking down Main Street ever:

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Cash money yo!!

My question is, why not just stop breaking the law? You’re obviously a very successful businessman, as can be seen with your bathroom $50 selfies. And you recently declared that after your most recent court date you were going to put your Spencer gangsta life behind you:

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Guess you can take the OG out of Spencer but you can’t take the Spencer out of the OG!!! Only a matter of town now until he releases his first Youtube rap video. In all seriousness though, this guy and his fiance need to be in jail since they assaulted a police officer. Feel free to inform the Worcester Police at 508-799-8606 if you have more information. As usual if you don’t agree with our opinion on this matter you know where and when to find Turtleboy.

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34 Comment(s)
  • Barry
    August 17, 2016 at 5:37 pm

    First of all turtleboy fuck u an all u bitch ass people that got something to say. Real mother fuckers do real things.

  • sam
    September 17, 2015 at 7:26 pm

    Went to school with both of these idiots and I can’t say I’m surprised. Fuckin A Spencer…

  • Publius
    September 16, 2015 at 8:41 pm

    Yo, just when I get down on the dirt livin in the Woo reminded of the morons in Spencer and elsewhere.

  • Big Perm
    September 16, 2015 at 6:04 pm

    Chris,
    The only thing that needs to be assaulted is your brainless ass, next time you need help, call the crack-head from Spencer not the cops.

    • strata
      September 17, 2015 at 11:38 am

      Big, Chris is purposely saying stupid things to get a “rise out of people”. He’s desperately seeking attention. Ignore him and he’ll hopefully move on. Probably feels irrelevant and lonely. Mistakes people responding (even negatively) as meaningful interaction. Sad really.

  • chris
    September 16, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    hes the man.what a fuckin moron but im glad they assaulted the cop

    • white trash everywhere
      September 17, 2015 at 3:08 am

      Hope some one assaults you

  • DaisyGirl
    September 16, 2015 at 3:57 pm

    Quality white trash…

  • strata
    September 16, 2015 at 3:08 pm

    Life is about choices & decisions …. this girl is making poor ones, and she will ultimately be lonely & sad in life (my prediction). He will be in jail or die of an overdose (another prediction).

    • Fillet O Fish
      January 15, 2016 at 2:58 pm

      And we will take care of the offspring forever. I urge adoption.

  • J
    September 16, 2015 at 3:02 pm

    Went to high school with this kid. He hasn’t changed! This post is hilarious, roasted him like a marshmallow lmao

  • HeatherLyn
    September 16, 2015 at 3:01 pm

    Got some real winners down there in the Spence.

  • RSoxGuy
    September 16, 2015 at 2:51 pm

    Ohh Spencer, never change.

  • Derek
    September 16, 2015 at 12:39 pm

    Someone should drop this kid off in the middle of main south and see if he still talks big, I can’t stand people who post pictures with money, like dude we all have jobs and do whatever it takes to make money idgaf if you take a pic of it

    • wray*man
      September 16, 2015 at 1:07 pm

      Ooba dooba scooba – you worked for your money, this genius is proud of not having worked for it.

      • An
        September 16, 2015 at 1:33 pm

        Selling drugs and stealing is work yo. Running fr8m the popo is hard.

      • judyb
        September 16, 2015 at 2:22 pm

        Jul. 17, 2014 T&G Courthouse Records

        Ryan A. Madelle, 22, of 43 Pleasant St., Spencer, charged with conspiracy to violate a drug law and being present where heroin is kept, continued to Sept. 11.

        • judyb
          September 16, 2015 at 2:24 pm

          11/6/14 T&G Courthouse Records:
          Ryan A. Madelle, 22, of 43 Pleasant St., Spencer, charged with being present where heroin is kept, fined $100; and conspiracy to violate a drug law, filed with a guilty finding.

          Yep, that $100 fine sure did the trick.

        • Julie sly
          September 17, 2015 at 11:02 am

          What a loser lock him up and throw away they key

        • Fillet O Fish
          January 15, 2016 at 2:54 pm

          Smack for everyone!

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    September 16, 2015 at 12:24 pm

    Stay classy,Spencer.

  • Jay z
    September 16, 2015 at 12:01 pm

    If he goes to the pin with this story thinking he’s cool an getting respect he will be shocked when hes someones short timer bitch!
    HAHA “Yea i got away from the cops then messaged them laughing at them, Now im here.” Good Job bud better hold that pocket tight! An on top of it his girlfriend is probably the one getting the assault charge for this idiot who runs an leaves his girlfriend to deal with the mess! What a pathetic moron!

  • BigLos
    September 16, 2015 at 12:00 pm

    He just pulled the post down

  • JayC
    September 16, 2015 at 11:58 am

    Society is definitely dumber thanks to Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook. After all these years with MySpace and then Facebook people, especially millennials just don’t get it that if you have an open page it is open to the whole damn world. But, their stupidity does provide for some epic humor sometimes.

    • I'm the Slime
      September 16, 2015 at 1:44 pm

      Zuckerberg must die!

  • Dorothy
    September 16, 2015 at 11:28 am

    can’t fix stupid

  • Markkk
    September 16, 2015 at 11:24 am

    Typical wigger…when will people grow up

  • Nanny
    September 16, 2015 at 10:29 am

    The stupid is strong in Spencer

  • Steven Stover
    September 16, 2015 at 9:52 am

    Checked out the drama queen’s facebook page. I feel bad for that girls parents. She looks nice but got this smuck around that isn’t going to be anything but a Walmart overnight stockboy. He will be 38 years old still wearing his hat sideways. And she will be living in some section 8 ghetto house with his brats and some other replacement loser unless she smartens up fast.

    • Cryin' Ryan
      September 17, 2015 at 1:44 pm

      She’s another fish-lips, selfie-lovin’ bimbo trying to make cleavage where there isn’t any. Push those things together, honey, and try to make one good one. How sad.

    • Webb
      January 15, 2016 at 2:52 pm

      Walmart shoplifter, maybe. Stockboys a little far feched

  • Frogshit
    September 16, 2015 at 9:47 am

    …and today’s Darwin Award goes to.

  • Frogshit
    September 16, 2015 at 9:47 am

    …and today’s Darwin Award goes to.

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