Note to self – after assaulting a police officer and getting away with it, don’t post about your crime spree on Facebook.
Some day you may find yourself running away from a Worcester Police Officer. If you do you better hope that you have a ride or die, down ass shorty to trip the police officer and ensure your clean getaway. However, if you do get away, you definitely should resist the urge to brag about your crimes on social media:
LOL. Spencer. Well, it was either that or Webster. Yea, you might wanna lay low for a little bit there Ry Guy, because you and the wifey are probably wanted for assault and battery on a police officer. Kind of a big deal. Might not be the best idea to broadcast your crime spree to the world. The best part is that the cops probably had no idea who you were before….until now. You were just another Stanley with a flat brimmed cap who did the Route 9 shuffle to the Woo with your Boo so that you could keep your street cred at the Spencer Fair. You literally could’ve disappeared into a sea of Whitco’s finest because you match the description of every person I see walking down Main Street ever:
Cash money yo!!
My question is, why not just stop breaking the law? You’re obviously a very successful businessman, as can be seen with your bathroom $50 selfies. And you recently declared that after your most recent court date you were going to put your Spencer gangsta life behind you:
Guess you can take the OG out of Spencer but you can’t take the Spencer out of the OG!!! Only a matter of town now until he releases his first Youtube rap video. In all seriousness though, this guy and his fiance need to be in jail since they assaulted a police officer. Feel free to inform the Worcester Police at 508-799-8606 if you have more information. As usual if you don’t agree with our opinion on this matter you know where and when to find Turtleboy.