Productive Citizen High As A Kite On Green Street On Sunday, Can’t Stand Straight, Tries Fighting EMT’s In Front Of Children

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Today is a Sunday so the Turtleboy crew went down to Smokestack Urban Barbecue on Green Street because they have the best Buffalo Wings in Worcester. On our way out we were greeted by this:

You can tell this Turtleboy did not tape this productive citizen because only a savage would film vertically like this. And just like this Turtleboy, our cameraman has almost no storage left on his phone and the camera shut off right before the EMT’s arrived and she started hitting them. I’m sure she pays for healthcare that will cover her daily trip to the hospital along with the free meal she will receive there. Definitely.

This is why Worcester can’t have nice things. Because when parents bring kids, like the ones in this video:

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to the part of the city that is supposed to be our “business district,” they have to explain to the kids that the crazy lady can’t stand up because she just did a bunch of heroin under the bridge on Plymouth Street. This is just something you have to put up with when you take the family out to eat in Worcester on a Sunday in broad daylight.

Oh, that’s right, it’s not her fault. It’s a disease. I forgot. She has no control over anything and it’s society’s fault for not having enough programs in place to help her out. It’s not like there are deadbeats who run up estimated annual bills of $2.7 million by pulling this stunt multiple times a day.

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63 Comment(s)
  • whatevuh
    September 5, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    gawd, what a bunch of fucking retards . . . .

  • September 5, 2016 at 4:44 pm

    Yo Kevin gets yo momma home bitch
    That crack ho be dissen the street
    Pick that stinky crack ho off the floor n bring the bitch home

    Yo I enjoy da freedom of the speech bitch, yo momma b a crack ho

  • Lola
    September 5, 2016 at 2:24 pm

    Barnyard very well said

  • tiredasfuck
    September 5, 2016 at 11:14 am

    Maybe I got here late…but who the hell is Kevin Lynch and why does everybody feed everything about this?

    Time to let it go maybe? Ignore the fuck out of Kevin, Feisty, all of the other fools that can’t get along.

    You’re all making this a tired, tired place.

    • Tired? Go to sleep and don't wake up.
      September 5, 2016 at 11:49 am

      Shut the fuck up.

    • Tired? Go to sleep and don't wake up.
      September 5, 2016 at 11:52 am

      Also, if you got here late and still don’t know who Kevin Lynch is, then you’re not a turtle rider and have no business even posting here. Every fucking one who reads TB enough to care about what goes on in the comment section knows who Kevin is.

      You’re either posing as someone else or completely new and need to, again, shut the fuck up.

  • Barnyard
    September 5, 2016 at 10:23 am doesn’t take a higher education to figure out that the medical professionals and the drug companies started this ” pandemic “. They make the money over prescribing pain killers and force people who get addicted to search for a cheaper high. BUT…If your not smart enough to realize at the point when your gonna stick a needle in your arm, that it’s all down hill from there. Too sad. Nuff said !!!

  • Jeff
    September 5, 2016 at 9:48 am

    Whatevu , this is why people like you uneducated require education, the drug people get from dealers are so addictive people have such difficulty getting off, and posting a comment like u just states that your an uneducated loser I hope you don’t have a child who becomes addicted some day, and I hope u die

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      September 5, 2016 at 10:09 am

      Oh wow! Sticking up for drug users but indirectly hoping someone’s child becomes addicted and then wishing death on a stranger is very productive and educated.

      You are so refined.

    • whatevuh
      September 5, 2016 at 5:29 pm

      it’s not a disease it’s a choice, a very very bad choice. Fuck ’em all for starting to begin with. BTW my daughter is clean, straight, and successful, ya know, just the way us good parents raised her !

  • Kim
    September 5, 2016 at 9:26 am

    I do not feel posting a picture of a woman coming out of a bar to make assumption she is an addict is wrong, Addiction is a full blown pandemic beyond an epidemic, do any one of you understand the struggles of coming off the drug of heroin, why don’t you people start education yourself on this DISEASE, I don’t think half of people on this website have a degree beyond high school, try going to opiod Warrior Facebook this is a Worcester guy who is paying it forward and helping others, EDUCATION that’s where it begins and I dare to have FISTY comment because if you do you should give up your lawyer practice

    • whatevuh
      September 5, 2016 at 9:33 am

      If you stick a needle in your arm, with a substance you know is bad for you, and could possibly kill you, you deserve what you get, and not ONE OUNCE of sympathy from me. Fuck ’em, let ’em die.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      September 5, 2016 at 9:43 am

      I’ll give it up just for you but only if you’re at least an 7 and have nice boobs, real ones.

  • whatevuh
    September 5, 2016 at 8:05 am

    Why do all there stories end up a forum with, and about a worthless, useless, waste of air like Kevin Lynch? Why can’t you fucking retards stop this bullshit? It’s like feeding a wild animal in your back yard. If you stop, it will go away, but if you continue to feed it, it will keep coming back. You people are as fucking stupid as he is.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    September 5, 2016 at 7:44 am

    So, I’ve had to drive through Gardner a couple times the past few weeks. I’m driving by the “visitor’s center'” I think it’s Main St. and the front of the building is all done up nice with landscaping, benches etc. The only thing is, it’s crowded with what looks like runaways from a mental hospital, every time I’ve driven by it. This is the face of Gardner? Is this what visitor’s are supposed to see at the visitor’s center? What a joke, Gardner

    • Gahdna hey!
      September 5, 2016 at 8:59 am

      Those individuals do indeed ride the GAMMHA bus, the mental health bus, as such leave them alone please. That visitor’s center has been closed for the last 13 years

      • whatevuh
        Dick Hertz from Holden
        September 5, 2016 at 9:12 am

        thanks for clearing that up, I can’t believe there was anything in Gardner I would want to see anyway, LOL was just passing through for work related issues

        • Wabbitt
          September 5, 2016 at 1:31 pm

          What, you don’t want to see that big chair?

  • Jay
    September 5, 2016 at 12:05 am

    What’s the point of belittling heroin addicts? Are you expecting them to say “Wow, Turtleboy called me a waste of space, maybe these horrible withdrawals were all in my head and I should quit!”

    Not gonna happen.

  • September 4, 2016 at 11:01 pm

    Ha ha ha your mother is a fat lazy piece of pig poop

    Your brother is a loser parking his black truck on the sidealk

    Your father is a drunk layabout at Majors he’s in the gutter most nice POS!

    You are a killer you killed Andrew simple!

    Your uncle the congressman get you out of trouble

    Your family are corrupt drunk losers

  • Gaby
    September 4, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    Here we go again with the imaginary lawsuits. Give it a rest Kevin you are never ever going to file anything. It has been how many Monday’s since your original threat?

  • Kevin Lynch
    September 4, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    You have to know that I am bringing you pos cowards to court. I have been collecting evidence on all you Coward pos jellyfish for awhile.

    • Kevy kills people
      September 4, 2016 at 10:27 pm

      As far as topix is concerned, you have been saying that for over one year already. Let’s speed it up already, bitch.

    • Don James McGovern
      September 5, 2016 at 1:27 pm

      I support your crusade to stop these hate mongers at Turtleboy Sports. They have given Worcester a bad name for far too long. Please contact my office and I’ll see what I can donly to assist you in your legal filings.

      • Don James McGovern
        September 5, 2016 at 1:29 pm

        It has been brought to my attention that you don’t live in my district, and you’re white. Sorry, I need to head to another cultural murderfest… I mean festival in Worcester.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          September 5, 2016 at 2:30 pm

          Nice joke setup, nicely done!

          • Don James McGovern
            September 5, 2016 at 2:48 pm

            I hire only the finest Jewish writers that your kickbacks can buy.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            September 5, 2016 at 3:18 pm

            You have spent my money wisely. Shalom.

    • Buford T Justice
      September 6, 2016 at 1:40 pm

      Junior, put the evidence in the back seat…

  • Kevin Lynch
    September 4, 2016 at 9:55 pm


    • Wabbitt
      September 5, 2016 at 1:23 pm

      Just throwing out random words now, huh? Do you have Tourettes or something?

      • Kevin's EBT Card
        September 5, 2016 at 2:33 pm

        His blood sugar is high, so he’s a little delirious. He buys lots of sweets and grape soda, not a good choice for a diabetic.

  • Kevin Lynch
    September 4, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    Brett Killoran. I will give you a free one here as I will repeat this in front of a judge. You have threatened to hurt my mother. I have you talking badly about my mother. If you EVER opened up your cock sucka about my mother I would knock the two remaining teeth in your mouth out in FRONT OF THE JUDGE. So there would be no need for a trial as I would bust you in the mouth if you disrespect my mother in front of me.

    You are a coward slug pos. You threatened to brutally rape 15yr old niece. You are pushing the envelope you coward jellyfish backbone less non manly coward pos slugrake.

  • Kevin Lynch
    September 4, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    Diction to opiate is a marker in the DNA like breastfeeding cancer marker.
    Two people. One person has the marker and the other does not have this marker in their DNA.

    So both can be given opiates for pain. One will be addicted and one will not be addicted at all.

    People with mental illness take risk to find self medication. Some take it for experimenting and some will remain using and some will never use again.

    Same with crack. Some smoke crack and they never smoke again. Others are mentally consumed and will never stop.

    You shouldn’t be labeling people. As you cannot speak for others.
    Same with alcohol. Some can put it down and others cannot.

    You are 100% wrong labeling it a weakness as you should research matters first.

    Doctors can now tell if people have this marker in their DNA and will be prescribed with non opiates and then others like the ones out here who took pain killers and didn’t get addicted NEVER will.

  • that's stupid
    September 4, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    See if i have this right, you ask business in the canal district to advertise with you, then you constantly bash water st. Green st. And downtown. Trying to keep people away. I agree with you about this area, just don’t understand your business model. Maybe what advertisers you have left down there should get together and consider this

    • Stu Pidazzo
      September 5, 2016 at 7:34 am

      I disagree. TB wants these areas to be better, so points out the flaws so action is taken to clean it up. If you want cheerleaders telling you how perfect Worcester is, call Ed Augustus’ office

      • Signs, those must be free?
        September 5, 2016 at 10:56 am

        Speaking of flaws…They could also call Gaffneys office. Maybe he can waste more taxpayer money on posting yet another sign, this one, warning others of this.

  • K-fed lynch
    September 4, 2016 at 7:26 pm

    That looks my fat momma… When my drunk daddy throws her down the front stairs

    • Kevin Lynch
      September 4, 2016 at 9:41 pm

      My mother is elderly and wheel chair bound with serious osteoarthritis.

      My mother is a saint. If you have a problem with me come at me not my mother.

      You are putting yourself out there as you are one of three people. An ex girlfriend of my brothers, Debbie Gravel because my mother asked for your work number as you were running people’s information and using a work computer to harrass people.

      Or you are Juan who is mad because my mother had you pay an electric bill that you ran up and thought for some fucking reason you were not going to pay.

      Or a Roy who works at the FFD and who is a pos trouble maker.

      Whoever you are one ignorant pos who deserves to be punched in the mouth. So if you don’t want to get punched in your bitch mouth then stay anonymous you pure pos worm coward jellyfish slug.

      • Lynch's huge dildo
        September 5, 2016 at 1:04 am

        Hey Lynchie, choke on a fat dick you pussy.

      • UsualSuspect
        September 5, 2016 at 8:50 am

        Hmmmm, Lynchie threatening violence, who woulda thunk it? Shitbags always gonna be shitbags. Fore!!!

      • Wabbitt
        September 5, 2016 at 1:20 pm

        I love how he thinks he knows who everyone is. As if we have to have met him outside the interwebs to know for certain that he’s a murdering scumbag.

        • KimberlyS
          September 6, 2016 at 1:28 pm

          I don’t even live in your STATE and U know he’s a murdering scumbag 🙂

        • KimberlyS
          September 6, 2016 at 1:28 pm

          I don’t even live in your STATE and I know he’s a murdering scumbag 🙂

      • Regan MacNeil
        September 6, 2016 at 1:38 pm

        Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

  • Fiesty's nitemare
    September 4, 2016 at 7:11 pm

    Most likely Fiesty, thats my image of her down and out like the people she likes to make fun of.

    • Nancy Droz Marsden
      September 4, 2016 at 7:49 pm

      So horrible, I tell ya! I could never make fun of a junkie. My son Greg Marsden was a severe addict 11 years ago. He recently, a few years ago, jumped the sobriety bandwagon. It’s so sad he has lost his family because drugs are more important. At least they remain amicable for the kids. Bless Nichole’s heart for putting up with him for so long. He was quite the emotional abuser.

      I’m sad that my son Greg turned out that way. I did everything I could to raise him right but he was unable to make the right choices like his older brother. He was employed with Verizon for a while, but once the chance to strike came about, I knew he was in trouble again. It was an excuse to stop working.

      So sad. Please pray for him.

      • Fiesty's nitemare
        September 4, 2016 at 8:16 pm

        You’re not a very good lawyer, you keep pickin on this family, not even thinking is this a client i screwed over . Think about that you dumb mutt.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          September 4, 2016 at 8:34 pm

          Greg, I have NEVER screwed any client over. Even if I did (which I have not) there is NO way they would be posting here, nor would they find me here. Please, tell me what area of law I practice and where the majority of my business comes from… You are simple minded and have made many assumptions without thinking outside of the box. I could give you clues, but I’m not going to do the work for you.

          Keep it up, Greg. I have always followed through with my promises. Stop being stubborn because I’m going to end up ruining you beyond repair. You have done enough to deserve it. I’m serious. This goes way beyond TBS and right into your personal life. You’re fucking with the wrong one. Use your brain for once and learn some restraint. Seriously, think about what I have done to you here, and think about how I have pulled through every single time. Do you really want to keep testing the waters? You’re brave, but very stupid.

          Not going to acknowledge you any longer, but please remember that I have done everything I have said I was going to do. I keep my promises. I’m warning you so there is no way you can cry about it later.

          • Fiesty's nitemare
            September 4, 2016 at 8:52 pm

            Told you not greg im watching and so is the bar you think hard about that

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            September 4, 2016 at 9:18 pm

            I thought so hard my imaginary dick won’t go down.

          • Kevin Lynch
            September 4, 2016 at 9:52 pm

            Fuck Fiesty Cunt lady. You are a dirty Cunt. We are searching for you and are very close to identifying you. You are a dirty douchbag.

            I will bring civil action against st you the moment I find out who you are and we are very close.

            We had your facebook suspended. You are one of four people we have it narrowed down to.

            You are a filthy dirty CUNT. And you can tell your coward boyfriend that I said it. If he had any balls he would reply.

        • Kevin Lynch
          September 4, 2016 at 9:54 pm

          Tell me who she is and I will pay for the information.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            September 4, 2016 at 10:23 pm

            This just gets better and better. I don’t post on Turtleboys Facebook using my real Facebook page. You don’t even know my fake account, let alone my real one….lol

            You’re taking BobnMic way too seriously. He has a bag full of empty threats. I swear you two are so much alike, and even have a physical resemblance.

  • L Street golf team
    September 4, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    Thou shall not kill
    Ya broke that one Lynchie ! How Christian of you

  • Critical Thinker
    September 4, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    * hit rock bottom

    • Ron
      September 5, 2016 at 8:47 am

      Quite true Those who give to panhandlers are responsible for thier ODs.
      If you truly feel bad for them, donate to a food bank or shelter. That way you can sleep better at night.

  • Kevin Lynch
    September 4, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    Best Wings are on Water street. I like when I demand a story you jump. Good job Turtledick. Pick on a woman who is battle Ling addiction. How Christian of you.

    • Critical Thinker
      September 4, 2016 at 6:29 pm

      Battle Ling addiction? If she wanted to help herself then she would. All addicts need to but rock bottom before they will look for any help. You Kevin think that everyone is picked on. You cannot help those who will not help themselves. So shut up!

    • Bill P.
      September 4, 2016 at 7:13 pm

      Battling addiction? That would imply she doesn’t want to get high, and how doyou know she doesn’t? Why is it that whenever slippery-lipped libtards like you see a druggy they’re automatically ‘battling’ their addiction? Newsflash fuckface, 9 out of 10 addicts, if not all, want to be high. The only battle their facing is the fight to stay high.

    • Carlos Danger
      September 5, 2016 at 9:28 am

      I was once addicted to Ling. Very hard to get off that stuff.

      • Wabbitt
        September 5, 2016 at 1:12 pm

        Asian chick’s DO tend to be hot. I was addicted to one once…

        • Ming Lee
          September 5, 2016 at 9:10 pm

          You break, you buy.

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