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Meet UConn Student Luke Gatti – The Biggest Drunken Asshole Who Has Ever Lived

This viral video of a drunken UConn student starting a fight with a cafeteria manager and then getting arrested will make you lose faith in humanity. 








Wanna see the worst person who ever lived? His name is Luke Gatti, he’s from Long Island, and he goes to UConn. With that combination you’re pretty much destined to be a terrible, terrible, person. Well I guess Lukey boy wanted a Jalapeño Mac and Cheese the other night in the Student Union, but the problem was he was 19, wasted, and had an open container, so he was asked to leave. What happened next will rightfully follow him around for the rest of his life:

Savages, absolute savages. It’s 2015 and people are still filming vertically? And these are college kids, they should know better. You know how I can tell this kid is the biggest asshole who has ever lived? This:

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Socks and sandals. Absolute savage.

But seriously, fuck this kid and everything he stands for. The poor manager is trying to earn an honest living and he’s gotta deal with these entitled trust fund dickweeds from Long Island. I can’t believe he didn’t kick this kid’s ass the moment the kid laid hands on him:

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Seriously, the kid hit him three or four times and somehow he managed to keep his cool. I feel like he should get a medal or something.

Then some other kid comes over and tries to play the peace maker and dooshnozzle McGee goes after him too:

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Then he gets back in this poor guy’s grill:

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Before finally one of the cooks has had enough and restrains the shit out of him:

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Before tackling him to the ground and giving him the choker:

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Then right when the cop shows up and he’s cuffed he’s no longer a tough guy:

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I’m absolutely fucked.” You got that right Luke. And you did it to yourself and no one likes you.

And you just knew when you saw this video that this wasn’t some isolated, drunken incident. To be that big of an asshole it means you have to have a track record of being a total buttnut. And what do you know? He was arrested in September of 2014 in Amherst:

At 12:58, Sunday police arrived responded to a call on Phillips Street for a loud party. As police were breaking up the party, Luke V. Gatti, 18, of Bayville N.Y. allegedly started yelling and causing a scene, according to the police report.When he was arrested brought to the station, he started assaulting the police officer, according to the report.

According to the arrest report he yelled, “fuck you nigger” at the cop who arrested him too:

Luke V. Gatti


It gets better. Two weeks after he was arrested for assaulting that cop in Amherst, he was arrested AGAIN at a UMass party:

Arrested two weeks ago on Phillips Street for disorderly conduct (which included calling a detective the N-word), this time around Mr. Gatti seemed to go out of his way to get arrested yet again on that same notorious street, and when taken back to the police station, assaulted an officer. 
With his father looking on, Luke Gatti was arraigned this morning before Judge John Payne who set bail at $250, taken out of the $1,000 bail posted over the weekend to get out of jail. Noting the arrest only two weeks ago Judge Payne said to Gatti,  “I’m a little concerned you’re going to pull a trifecta before the month is over.” 

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We used to not care for Larry Kelly, the guy we just linked who follows asshole college kids around in Amherst and takes pictures of them. But we gotta give him props for documenting this dingleberry’s shenanigans.

Oh, and he’s also a Mets fan and a competitive skier according to his Facebook page:

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I really, really wish this kid got shot too, because it’s not enough to just arrest him and expel him. Daddy will fix that. But if you shot him at least then you could say, “look, white kids get shot by cops too.” But the problem was he didn’t resist or try to run away. Oh well, maybe next time. Because we all know that there will definitely be a next time. After all, you can’t take the asshole out of Long Island, but you can’t take the Long Island out of the asshole.

67 Comment(s)
  • Jakester
    October 13, 2015 at 2:52 pm

    Great website, I’m glad I found it. You’re right on the money with most of your stuff about Luke including the sociological and economic background of his sad life, i.e., Long Island and plenty of money (I would urge readers to look up this kid’s hometown, Bayville NY, on Wikipedia, to see what kind of environment he comes from). The one thing I would disagree with is your message to Luke, “No one likes you.” One of the most amazing things about this case is, there are girls in America, lots of ’em, who not only like this guy, they are in love with him. They regard him as a “hottie.” This very word popped up on YouTube today (Oct. 13) and has been on the bee-stung lips of many a young girl over the last few days. This same thing happened with the Boston Marathon bomber twerp Tsarnaev a couple of years ago. It happened with L.A. serial killer Richard Ramirez in 1984. It happened with cold-blooded killers Leopold and Loeb in 1924. Also Ted Bundy – my God, he had groupies by the score. And the Menendez Brothers. The way it works is, a young guy does something awful, becomes infamous, and lots of girls fall in love with him. In its most extreme manifestation it’s known as “hybristophilia” (see Wikipedia). I want to say, I’m not comparing our friend Luke with killers. He hasn’t killed anyone yet (give him time, he’ll smash into someone with his SUV at some point, run away, dogs will track him down, and he’ll start whining). So no, he’s not a killer, yet, but certain girls want his sorry butt and are fantasizing about him in their little beds as we speak, accompanied by their teddy bears. They’re about age 15. (Maybe they’re 25 but they’re stuck at 15 mentally.) They’re kinda dumb. They’ve got not much hope in life, are probably sub-clinically depressed, are desperately looking for a way to get excited about life, and are hoping-against-hope for a knight in shining armor to raise them from their despair. They get really turned on by somewhat-good-looking guys who are “bad.” We don’t really know for sure why it happens, but part of the reason, probably, is that It’s hard-wired into certain depressed girls because otherwise they’d just want to jump off a bridge, and nature doesn’t want that, nature wants lots of perpetuation of the species, even among idiots.

  • strata
    October 8, 2015 at 11:50 am

    Spurts, it’s funny, but all your visits to this site ….. and all your “clicks” just make TB more successful.

  • strata
    October 8, 2015 at 11:49 am

    There is no hope for him …… he will always be a jerk ….. especially since he comes from money. Meaning he won’t be humbled and could give a flying fck

  • Larry Mondello
    October 8, 2015 at 10:09 am

    First do what all good moms did in the Ike era. Wash his mouth out with Ivory soap. Then a quick Joe Louis 6 inch right to the teeth. Then a night in prison with a Mexican gang. You know, short bald strong guys like the manager but with a mean streak. They also like Jalapeño bacon. Then let him experience the dark side of a Medieval fair. A red hot poker up his chicken ass. Finally dress him in a pink thong and a “I love the pope ” tee shirt and dump him in an Isis training camp. Stupid fucker.

    October 8, 2015 at 4:01 am

    Why didn’t he just use his white privilege to get the mac and cheese?

  • bill
    October 7, 2015 at 7:56 pm

    getting drunk and being an asshole to someone…..sounds familiar, doesn’t it turtleboy?

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      October 7, 2015 at 9:49 pm

      Nicely played!

  • chris
    October 7, 2015 at 5:52 pm

    what an asshole

  • Winston III
    October 7, 2015 at 3:23 pm

    Aside from the main story, I want to know who wrote that police report, LOL. Change the year to 1915!

  • Bayville Town Neighbor
    October 7, 2015 at 1:27 pm

    I would be hard pressed to find a trust fund kid coming from Bayville, in neighboring towns, but not Bayville.

  • too_late
    October 7, 2015 at 12:30 pm

    Later on gay boy. Back to LI for your sorry ass. Make mommy and daddy proud.

  • there's_hope
    October 7, 2015 at 10:06 am

    What we’re seeing here is a young alcoholic man at a crossroads. It is, in fact, a good place to be, although I’m sure to him it doesn’t feel that way at the moment. Luke, you’re probably -not- a douchebag. You’re likely a nice kid, with a future ahead of you. You’re a great skier (although that must seem up in the air at the moment too) – you love life, right? But oh my god how embarrassing is all of this! How can you ever bounce back! Well – you can. And easily too.

    It will all come back to you, and your life -will- improve, but unfortunately you’re one of the small percentage of the population that cannot handle alcohol. You’re lucky you’re going through this now rather than later, when you really DO have everything to lose. Here’s what to do. First, you can’t drink. Period. Second, you need to accept whatever the court decides in your case. Third, get into a treatment program. Take a year off school and get sober. Now, about the viral stuff – following you around – how can you ever take the sting out of it! Well, there’s just one way. OWN it. OWN your history. Who you are, what you used to be like. Get out there and make a difference for other kids like yourself. You’ll see that this will defuse all the internet stuff. It doesn’t have to be bad. This whole thing – could be the best thing that ever happened to you.

    You can do this. But you can’t do it drinking. Now go get your life back!! It’s YOUR life!!
    Best regards – and cheering you on –

  • Homer SImposn
    October 7, 2015 at 8:42 am

    Oooh, I would love to have that little guy as a cell mate, look at that ass, would love to bust it open and bust a nut inside of him.

    • mack4966
      October 7, 2015 at 10:03 am

      No offense. But, you sound just about as iignorant as he is.

      • Homer
        October 7, 2015 at 10:06 am

        No, just like me some punk ass bitch boy butt to cum in

        • mack4966
          October 7, 2015 at 2:16 pm

          Homer…show that last remark to your mother and father… They will be so proud.

          • Homer
            October 7, 2015 at 2:18 pm

            It is what it is, besides they are dead. Ok, I wish I could stick my cock in his sisters cunt and cum as hard as I can

  • mack4966
    October 7, 2015 at 8:08 am

    I am not a believer in violence, and I have nothing but respect for the incredible restraint that Cafateria manager showed…….but……after being assaulted I would truly liked to have seen him beat that moron to the ground. A broken jaw and a few missing teeth would serve as a much needed life lesson as he woke up in a hospital.

  • Mousy
    October 7, 2015 at 8:05 am

    Honestly, this kid is tame, based on what I saw first-hand as an RA at UConn in the late 90’s. There’s a reason the dorms I was assigned to are called The Jungle. And right next door was another set of dorms nicknamed Frats, and connecting them was a wooded path affectionately known as The Rape Trail. Nice, right?

    We had one floor of boys that were so awful that the cleaning lady quit. She found a stash of several gallon jugs in the common room filled with urine, and just lost it. There were plenty of buttnuts on other floors, too, but at least we were all smart enough to order from Dominoes, rather than haul ass to the Union while totally faced.

  • Carol
    October 6, 2015 at 10:12 pm

    What a douche……punk obviously had NO decent parent role model(s). Get that shithead some help before the coroner calls you Mom / Dad! And make him do it WITHOUT THE HELP OF PILLS!

    • True Reality Speaks
      October 7, 2015 at 6:31 am

      This is what Jeff Neal’s son would look like if he had a son.

      • TurtleBoySpurts
        October 7, 2015 at 2:07 pm

        Sorry, I don’t. Oh well, guess you’re stuck jerking off this lad’s picture while you imagine your tongue punching all the way up his hairy fart box.

        • mack4966
          October 7, 2015 at 2:15 pm

          Spurts….Your remarks tell a lot about you. You are obviously gay, and, of course there is nothing wrong with that. But,,,,,you also appear to be sick in some way. Is it because you have no friends, or a job? If that is the case we will try to be understanding.

          • TurtleBoySpurts
            October 7, 2015 at 9:47 pm

            Hahaha. .. Armchair psychologist, are you? You understand nothing. But I do detect some latent tendencies indictated in the conclusion you arrived at. Probably a remnant of what the priest did to you all those years ago. It’s okay that you liked it. Nobody will judge you. Well, alright, the Turtles will. That’s just what bullies do.

  • B
    October 6, 2015 at 9:44 pm

    Upon seeing the video, I already knew almost everything about this punk, by his mannerisms. Born and raised on the NORTH SHORE of Long Island. There is a difference, South shore/Bayville. I needed to not to know more. But I am highly offended that you would categorize all Long Islanders are the same. Hardly not, North Shore who pride with class and less trash. Those kind of kids would have an apology from the University and Lunch with the President. You can take the kid out of the South Shore, but you can’t take the Classless out of the South Shore

    • Sandra
      October 7, 2015 at 2:33 pm

      Isn’t Bayvile on the North Shore?

    • October 8, 2015 at 9:30 am

      Your comments are confusing, B. What are you trying to say? You insult the South Shore of Long Island but little schmuck Luke is from the North Shore. When you say “Born and raised on the NORTH SHORE of Long Island” are you talking about you or him? Regardless of exactly where he (or you for that matter) comes from, he’s an entitled little ass wipe who was likely brought up to believe that he and his family were better than everyone based solely on their household income. A kid who was never taught boundaries. A kid who probably got so bored with having everything his little heart desires handed to him, never having to work for anything (other than his skiing skills), that he drinks himself into oblivion on a regular basis.Idiots come from all walks of life and all places. The difference is that there are consequences for the “common folk” and none for the well-to-do. Based on your insulting comments about people from the South Shore being classless, you seem to have some snobbish traits yourself.

  • Matt Craig
    October 6, 2015 at 9:42 pm

    So instead of forming your own opinion on this, you decide to Jack the same exact opinion that Barstool had about this, only 10 hours later, and then decided to get radical and say he should be killed? Bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it works out for you

    • Wabbitt
      October 7, 2015 at 3:19 pm

      You day that like it’s possible to have a dissenting opinion on this buttnut. Barstool doesn’t have a monopoly on thinking this kid is a peckerhead.

  • Ross Ewage
    October 6, 2015 at 9:35 pm

    that little prick deserves to be locked in a cell with a convicted sex offender motorcycle gang until his ass becomes an 8-lane highway. but in reality his father will donate a large sum of money to the school and have everything swept under the rug. the real hero here is the incredible restraint shown by the cafeteria manager who ought to receive this year’s Nobel Peace Prize.

    • October 8, 2015 at 9:40 am

      Absolutely right. The manager probably figured that if he so much as gently tried to take the kid by the arm and guide him out of the cafeteria, the school would have found HIM at fault. Sucks that he had to take so much abuse (including getting spit on). I hope he presses his own charges but I assume the school and/or his employer will give him grief if he does.

  • Peter
    October 6, 2015 at 8:33 pm

    being from Long Island has nothing to do w/this guy being an AHOLE. No region of the country has a monpoly on AHOLE’s. Having lived around the country, there are AHOLE’s like this in every state in the USA. Placing fault w/LI or any other region, is ignorant.

  • WTF
    October 6, 2015 at 8:08 pm

    The Video is a great example of why this kid keeps doing it…He should have gotten laid out 2 minutes into the video the first time he touched the manager..He even spit in the managers face after being cuffed but the poor working slob is afraid he will lose his 14 dollar an hour job for pressing charges against that little punk..What a world we have made for ourselves

  • Zach
    October 6, 2015 at 6:49 pm

    Lol you and this kid are both assholes. He has you beat for sure, but don’t count yourself out. Keep generalizing and making assumptions, you’ll get there one day 🙂

  • Mike
    October 6, 2015 at 6:10 pm

    This site is a pretty terrible barstool rip off

  • Matt
    October 6, 2015 at 5:58 pm

    Does this ugly loser have any friends that could have dragged him out? Kid probably gets loser drunk by himself. I’m sure his dad has already hired a rich long island douche lawyer. Trust fund pussy. Make him pay to go to school see how he likes it. If Uconn doesn’t boot him then fuck them too. Kid needs a serious ass kicking.

  • mike
    October 6, 2015 at 5:30 pm

    Typical long island dbag.. Probably in a frat and sucks at sports. Someone should curb stomp him.

  • Luke Gatti
    October 6, 2015 at 4:57 pm

    Cocksucking piece of shit… that little cunt needs to loose his teeth violently.

  • Publius
    October 6, 2015 at 4:53 pm

    This kid would be picking up his chicklets off the ground if he ever found himself in the old Vernon or Grafton Hill. Father would get knocked out too.

  • Publius
    October 6, 2015 at 4:50 pm

    daddy looks like a real dick weed. Daddy should look in the mirror. Little too late to kick juniors ass.

  • MissSpades
    October 6, 2015 at 4:07 pm

    This mac and cheese must be to amazing!

  • Josh
    October 6, 2015 at 4:05 pm

    Check out how his dad’s name. Tells you all you need to know.

    • Wabbitt
      October 7, 2015 at 3:04 pm

      Vincent Gatti.

      Sounds like he’s a friend of ours. KnowwhatImean…

  • BlackandWhite
    October 6, 2015 at 3:22 pm

    From a CT newspaper:

    “Gatti Bayville, NY was arrested at 9:59 p.m. at Hillside Road and charged with second degree breach of peace and first degree criminal trespassing. According to the police report, Gatti engaged in a loud verbal dispute with staff at the food court in the UConn Student Union and refused several verbal orders by management to leave building. Gattie did not leave and instead shoved a manager. His bail was set for $1,500 and his court date is Oct. 13. ”

    I guess the food court worker didn’t press charges????


    Found a little scoop on his father (via civicrecognition-2 DOT org)
    Vincent Gatti named Civic Recognition Award winner
    Bayville awardee recognized for acts of compassion and kindness
    By Award Committee
    “Vincent Gatti was named a recipient of the Civic Recognition Award. Gatti joins the ranks of others from New York who have received this honor.

    The purpose of the Civic Recognition Award is to inspire people to help others and improve their communities. Recipients come from all walks of life and all 50 states. Under certain circumstances, the award can be issued posthumously.”

    • NothingMan00
      October 6, 2015 at 6:48 pm

      Hahah, that award is BS. I think you fill out a form on a website and it just puts your name in some blank spots. Anyone can get it. His dad must be an idiot, too.

    • Wabbitt
      October 7, 2015 at 3:00 pm

      Bayville? Say no more. Right near the Hamptons and all the celebs with their vacation homes.

      • Sortid99
        October 12, 2015 at 6:20 pm

        Bayville is an upper middle class town with hard working people. Don’t group a whole town by the action of one knucklehead.

  • Wow
    October 6, 2015 at 3:06 pm

    I wonder if his parents are proud of this d-bag they’ve raised? Unfortunately this is more common nowadays with kids thinking they can do and say whatever they want.

    • Peter
      October 6, 2015 at 8:36 pm

      It’s kids period, not just the kids of today, in my day I saw kids being AHOLES. but back then there were no videos.

  • mack4966
    October 6, 2015 at 2:46 pm

    It seems obvious that other than alcohol, or drugs, this jerk has mental problems. And why the hell did it take so long to get the cops there?? There is no way he should remain at UConn….but, he is probably back in class already.

    • Non Sequitor
      October 6, 2015 at 2:54 pm

      No way he should remain at UConn? Seriously? That’s exactly where he should remain. Ever see how the varsity aff-leets act! Juss axe ’em.

      Stolen laptops, campus shootings, etc. and that’s what makes the news.

      If he stops the N bomb at a campus party he will be shot.

  • Maggie the Cat
    October 6, 2015 at 1:54 pm

    OMG! I know this kid, though I haven’t seen him for 14 years. He was a spoiled brat at age 5. I guess he hasn’t changed.

    • AMy
      October 6, 2015 at 5:08 pm

      I’m liberal, and if my 9 year-old ever acts like this, I’m taking his college tuition money and traveling around the world for a few years.

  • typical white person
    October 6, 2015 at 1:05 pm

    WTF? Why hasn’t this kid been kicked out of UConn, forbidden onto the UMass campus, and why is his father still paying his tuition? I have a kid in college. One drunken asshole moment you can forgive, but after that? No way. Tuition pulled, and you’re on your own, baby. See if you can get a job at Micky D’s.

    • Wabbitt
      October 7, 2015 at 2:56 pm

      He wouldn’t last a week at McDonald’s. He’d mouth off the first time he was asked to sweep and that would be the end of him.

  • Anna Conda
    October 6, 2015 at 12:36 pm

    The father doesn’t look very upset, he looks like it’s just another day in the life of a trust fund family. I wonder if anyone checked if daddy had/has a record.

  • BlackandWhite
    October 6, 2015 at 12:12 pm

    II bet he was a bully and beat up lots of kids elementary/middle/high school
    His parents are probably just like him.

    • mack4966
      October 6, 2015 at 3:04 pm

      That idiot is too small to be a bully. That Cafateria manager should have knocked his teeth out.

      • Momof3
        October 7, 2015 at 9:05 am

        My guess is he will do this again but to the wrong person and end up either seriously injured or dead…then his obituary or statements from family will tell us how great of a kid he was….

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Frank Lee
    October 6, 2015 at 12:08 pm

    Thank God he wasn’t black! #Douchebaglivesmatter

  • strata
    October 6, 2015 at 11:54 am

    This is what happens in a society where people are not held truly accountable for the actions. This kid didn’t just end up this way, it was from years of poor parenting and lack of discipline & accountability. Let me ask you, does our current American society need to be more liberal or more conservative? (You know the answer)

    • Jjo
      October 6, 2015 at 12:03 pm

      Being liberal does not mean you condone being an asshole

      • AMy
        October 6, 2015 at 5:14 pm

        I’m liberal, and if my 9 year-old ever acts like this, I’m taking his college tuition money and traveling around the world for a few years.

    • Oliver_C
      October 7, 2015 at 7:30 am

      I’m a liberal, and as far as I’m concerned they should throw the book at this brat.

      Being a liberal doesn’t mean “hey man, anything goes”; it means anything goes so long as laws are respected and others aren’t harmed. This kid is being stupid, disruptive and violent.

    • Tom C.
      October 7, 2015 at 10:22 am

      I would guess he comes from a rich, conservative background. Not sure from where you’re getting liberal. Most liberals I know are nice to a fault and overly PC. They wouldn’t be calling people f***** and n****** under any circumstances.

    • Bobo
      October 7, 2015 at 3:29 pm

      his Dad is a Repubican fund raiser, you idiot

      • Dude
        October 8, 2015 at 1:12 pm


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