Two weeks ago we wrote about some numbnuts named Anthony Stravato:
who was being released from prison after a year for killing his mother’s cat.
The State of Rhode Island issued a statement, warning people to keep their pets close by and warning animal shelters to watch out for Anthony Stravato and his ride or die bitch Alyssa Lamountain, because they were probably gonna start killing more cats. Because not only does he readily admit that he’s killed many animals before, he also says he enjoys doing it:
Oh yea, and he also has plans to become a serial killer:
Well, in the least shocking turn of events ever, he is back in jail again, less than two weeks after being release from prison:
Convicted cat killer Anthony Stravato is back behind bars after officials say he violated the terms of his probation. The police picked up Stravato, 25, at his residence, the Rumford Inn, 400 Newport Ave., just after 7 p.m. Wednesday after the attorney general obtained a warrant charging him with violating the terms of his release. He had served time for mutilating and killing his mother’s cat “Cuddles” and a rat in East Providence, and also for sending disturbing messages about mutilating animals and obscene photos to an underage girl in Warren, according to Lt. Thomas Rush.
Stravato was charged as a probation violator because he failed to appear for mental health and probation appointments on Aug. 24, according to Amy P. Kempe, spokeswoman for Attorney General Peter F. Kilmartin. He is being held at the Adult Correctional Institutions without bail pending a court review on Sept. 1.
You have to be kidding me – the cat’s name was Goddamn “Cuddles?” That makes this asswipe a million times worse. The cat wasn’t named Lucifer or Clive or Kevin. It was named the most adorable, harmless name in the history of pets. Oh yea, and it belonged to his Mom. But he was like, nah, still gonna kill him. There’s no hope for rehabilitation for someone like that. They just need to be put down.
Seriously though, how does a savage like this get probation? Don’t you have to go in front of a parole board and get the rubber stamp when you’re like, “yea, definitely plan on killing some more cats when I get out of here”? I’ve seen The Shawshank Redemption a million times. Morgan Freeman didn’t get parole until he stopped trying. Maybe that’s the answer. Give no fucks and they’ll just let you go. Looks like the Ocean State’s judicial system is about as effective as Massachusetts!!
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