CNN Is Pretending Like This INSANE Video Of Hillary Clinton’s Lifeless Body Being Dragged Into A Van Is No Big Deal

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The video of Hillary Clinton collapsing today at the 9/11 memorial is INSANE. You gotta see this if you haven’t already:

She literally can’t stand.


Her lifeless body is being propped up by a cement poll in the ground. On a 70 degree day in New York. Literally perfect weather. Absolutely normal. And she collapsed. You gotta be pretty addicted to power if you’re clearly this sick and you’re still running for President of the United States. If she gets elected it’s gonna be weekend at Hillary’s for every major White House press conference.


The most ridiculous part about this whole thing is that it’s become political to even discuss whether or not she’s sick. Like it’s some vast right wing conspiracy to make up an illness that we can all clearly see with our own eyes. Just look at the way CNN announced her fainting, collapsing, and losing a shoe as she was wheeled out of dodge:



Yup nothing to see here. Just taking a quick break to grab some lemonade at her daughter’s apartment in the city. LOL. The fact that CNN told the story this way proves once again why Turtleboy is the only media outlet you can trust. She fainted. She wasn’t “feeling overheated.” Her body completely shut down. She couldn’t stand. These are facts confirmed by numerous witnesses. Although you saw in that video how hard they tried to keep the press from seeing the truth. It’s insane how far the media will go to cover for this professional liar.

But once Piers Morgan tweeted out that video, CNN obviously couldn’t ignore the truth. Look how they spun it:


“Having difficulty getting into her vehicle while leaving the 9/11 ceremony.” “She now says she’s feeling better.”

Having difficulty? She looked like Ben Roethlesberger just bought her a drink. She didn’t “have difficulty” getting into the vehicle. She physically couldn’t get in so a bunch of people dragged her ass in there. But it’s OK, because “she now says she’s feeling better.” And we all know that Hillary Clinton is well known to be taken at her word. She never lies. Ever.

Here’s the best part – right afterwards CNN posted this:


Wow, interesting timing!! Pay no attention to the lifeless body of a presidential candidate that was just tossed into a rape van. Look at our latest poll instead.

Anyway, if you’re not physically well enough to go to a simple memorial for 9/11 then you’re not well enough to be president. I think any rational person would agree with that. Except somehow this woman has a never ending sea of supporters who will stand by her no matter what:


HAHAHHAHA!!! People actually believe this. She needed a break from a memorial for the worst terrorist attack in American history because it was 70 degrees outside. That happens to lots of normal, healthy people. Ya know, like the firefighters who were in full gear and didn’t get delivered there in air conditioned SUV’s. She was obviously overcome because of all the “heartbreakingly emotional” stuff going on. (But all those stereotypes about women being too emotional are sexist!!!) Do people actually believe this, or do they just hate Trump that much?


Anyway, this is a blessing for the democrats anyway. Bernie has ALWAYS polled better against Trump than Hillary has. She’s been sinking like crazy in the polls lately against one of the most polarizing candidates in American history. And now she looks and sounds like she’s dying. I understand that Trump is kind of insane, but at least he doesn’t look like he’s got the plague. It’s like she’s trying to hand him the presidency.








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22 Comment(s)
  • JoeMomma
    September 12, 2016 at 7:47 pm

    She was great in Weekend at Bernie’s

  • Bill
    September 12, 2016 at 12:46 pm

    I can’t wait to see if she’s able to stand on a stage for 90 mins and debate Trump! No walking away to go use the bathroom… No showing up late….

  • Wabbitt
    September 12, 2016 at 12:23 pm

    Supposedly Facebook is deleting any posts of that video. Wouldn’t surprise me since she’s bought and paid for by Zuckerberg.

  • WormtownorBust
    September 12, 2016 at 9:53 am

    She’s got Parkinson’s.

  • Barnyard
    September 12, 2016 at 6:30 am

    The tall black guy is her personal doctor that is by her side ALL the time. She is a mess. If she gets elected…their gonna prop her up in the Oval Office and leave her there for four years, just like Weekend at Bernies. Bill will drive the bus.

  • Bill P.
    September 11, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    She probably got hypo-perfusion. Same thing happened to guys when I was in the military. Standing for too long with your knees locked without moving can cause the femoral artery to pinch and reduce blood flow to the brain. Guys in formation would sometimes drop like flies. Problem
    with Hillary is that they tried to hide it, and it just makes it all come off so mich worse than it probably really is. Don’t get me wrong, I can’t stand the woman. But in all likelihood, this is what happened.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      September 11, 2016 at 10:30 pm

      Damn……………… This I did not know. That’s weird, huh? I would test your theory, but I don’t feel like fainting. I will take your word for it!

    • Katarina
      September 11, 2016 at 11:04 pm

      You are being so kind. Except Hillary wasn’t standing for long with her knees locked. With all the cover-ups going on, the woman could be dead for six months (or more) before the American public realized that she was gone and George Soros had been running the country.. . . .Oh, wait!. . . .he already is!

    • Reddog
      September 12, 2016 at 12:48 am

      Doesn’t ever happen to the guards at Scotland Yard. Don’t know if I buy that.

    • Jay
      September 12, 2016 at 5:15 am

      Nah. There have been too many other clues for that to be it. Being late at the debate with Sanders. The constant coughing fits. The weird mini seizures she’s been having(look them up). The fact that her security team acted like this happens all the time with her. The weird green stuff she coughed up the other day.

      They said she was “overheated,” but now that the video came out they say she has pneumonia that was diagnosed Friday. She visited her small grandson and hugged that small girl with pneumonia? She trying to kill them? And she’s now “feeling great” with pneumonia? No. It’s another lie. Something is seriously wrong with her and that’s not it.

      • Reddog
        September 12, 2016 at 1:36 pm

        Pretty sure you can’t “catch” pneumonia.

  • BillB
    September 11, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    Last time she lost shoe a house had fallen on her.

  • Realist
    September 11, 2016 at 7:38 pm

    Wow! I didn’t realize that TB is considered to be a trusted national news outlet full of hot takes! Take it down a notch there big guy, you have enough trouble covering Worcester without coming off as a fluffer for the Tea Party!

    • Getalife
      September 12, 2016 at 12:37 am

      Wow! You got a hard on for the turtle huh? Read his articles everyday and leave a bitchy comment? Another Kevin?

      • Realist
        September 12, 2016 at 8:44 am

        No, I’m just not a sheep like most on here.

        • WormtownorBust
          September 12, 2016 at 9:52 am

          ^ Still thinks the Tea Part is a real thing.

        • Wabbitt
          September 12, 2016 at 12:20 pm

          I hope you lube up before riding TB’s dick this hard.

  • Tudor turtle
    September 11, 2016 at 5:49 pm

    After this episode, her poll numbers will sink like the Titanic. She needs to pole dance at a strip club to prove to her naysayers that she is fit to run.

  • Fatfingr Lou
    September 11, 2016 at 5:44 pm

    Lemonade? She needs to drink some Tang

  • Sal Monella
    September 11, 2016 at 4:58 pm

    If somehow, God forbid, she gets elected, hire a food taster. Everyone reporting this will be eliminated and any record of it will be BleachBit cleaned.

  • Mr Butthurt
    September 11, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    Hillary is Kevin Lynch’s motha

  • Enough is Enough
    September 11, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    Is that a pic of Jen Roy?

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