The Chris Brown Lifetime Movie Is Gonna Be The Greatest Movie Ever

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SourceR&B singer Chris Brown posted videos online declaring himself to be innocent while police responded to a call Tuesday alleging domestic violence took place at his home. KTLA-TV reported that police responded to the home after a woman called to say Brown had threatened her and pointed a gun at her.  Authorities circled the property while they obtained a search warrant to look for the weapon used in the alleged incident. While the woman left the house, Brown refused.

According to TMZ, police “retrieved at least one gun, other weapons and drugs” from Brown’s home after he “threw a duffel bag out the window.” TMZ added that Brown taunted police, saying, “Come and get me.” During the standoff, Brown took to Instagram to post a series of rambling, expletive-laced rants in which he claimed to be innocent. Brown called the ordeal a “promo kick” for his latest music and ranted about Black Lives Matter and the police, saying law enforcement hasn’t been responsive when he’s called them about stalkers.

“I ain’t did s**t,” he said. “I ain’t going to do s**t. And it’s always going to be be f*** the police, black lives matter n*****. I don’t care y’all going to stay playing with me like I’m the villain out here, like I’m going crazy. You guys got me f***ed up though because good luck when you get the warrant or whatever you need to do. You’re going to walk right up in here and you’re going to see nothing, you idiots. I’m tired of f***ing dealing with you all, y’all the worst gang in the world, the police, and I said it.”

Brown also took issue with a media report that said he “barricaded” himself in his home, arguing that he lives in a “palace.”


All I could think of when I was watching this transpire yesterday was, “I cannot wait until the Chris Brown Lifetime movie comes out.” It’s gonna be so scary and so awesome. He is a frightening human being. I can’t even believe he’s only 27 years old. I feel like he’s been terrorizing women for at least 10 years now. And it’s only a matter of time until he kills a woman. At first I just thought he beat the shit out of Rihanna because her music sucks. But it turns out he’s actually a violent, sociopathic, serial domestic abuser. And when you couple that with the hatred that comes out of the black lives matter movement, all bets are off.

But seriously, I watch a lot of Lifetime movies with Mrs. Turtleboy. It’s like the one thing we can agree on that’s not The Walking Dead. Some movies are better than others. The acting is usually subpar, but the plot lines are phenomenal, especially when they’re based on a true story. I feel like I didn’t really understand how twisted Scott Peterson, Ariel Castro, and Phillip Markov were until I saw it with my own eyes on Lifetime.

But Chris Brown is just straight up insane. He will put them all to shame. Beating the shit out of celebrities, throwing guns out windows in duffel bags, putting other guns to women’s heads, ranting about black lives matter, and then taking issue with the press because they didn’t call his home a “palace.” It’s gonna be a great movie when it comes out.


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12 Comment(s)
  • JoeD
    September 2, 2016 at 10:06 am

    Who is this guy?

  • Fore
    September 1, 2016 at 7:08 am

    I heard they found him in the closet….with Kevin Lynch playing hide the 7 iron.

    • Dom
      September 1, 2016 at 12:21 pm

      Chris Brown is a piece of shit, period.

      • Kerry
        September 2, 2016 at 2:21 pm

        Is Chris brown a bigger piece of shit than 5 iron felonboy Kevin Lynch?

  • pablo
    August 31, 2016 at 11:40 pm

    Rihanna music is terrible but lifetime movies are awesome. This nigga here… smh

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    August 31, 2016 at 11:39 pm

    Anyone remember that movie “The hand that rocks the cradle” it was a Lifetime classic. That movie had me paranoid for years. I thought some adult woman was going to kidnap me and force me to drink her titty milk.

  • Reddog
    August 31, 2016 at 11:18 pm

    Nothing but a spoiled brat,half ass thug.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    kevi teed off on me
    August 31, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    Wow Chris you betta copy right them lyrics daug! call it “I ain’t did s**t”.

  • A1
    August 31, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    All I watch is Lifetime movies with my husband!! At least once a day I look at someone and wish I could handle them Lifetime movie style. Slip some powder in their drink, and have them “disappear.”

  • Joe Max
    August 31, 2016 at 7:50 pm

    Hopefully the woman beater { Rihanna} , will do some time in prison for this one. Realistically I doubt it, he can hire the best legal team possible with his long money. OJ comes to mind !

  • We Waz Kangz
    August 31, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    dindu nuffin

  • TB is p whipped
    August 31, 2016 at 5:31 pm

    Oh, yes, all movies “based on a true story” – especially on Lifetime – are completely factual. LOL.

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