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Paul Moosey Pulled Another Major Boner On Flagg Street Today, But He’ll Never Lose His Job Because Ed Augustus Doesn’t Fire His White Friends

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Today was the first day of school in Worcester. Naturally the City of Worcester, in all its infinite wisdom, decided it would be a great day to start major construction outside of Flagg Street Elementary School. This Turtleboy hardly ever even hangs out on that side of town. Too much wine and cheese crowd over there. But the traffic was pretty insane. Glad we weren’t the only ones who thought this was idiotic because a Turtle Rider (who hasn’t figured out that our Facebook page is suspended and clearly has not liked the Lost Boys of Turtle page so we can’t respond to her) sent us this rant:

Nothing quite like the woo planning board….. The whole last month of school on Flagg St. was a complete traffic/construction nightmare. Creating utter chaos for pick up and drop off ….summer comes and goes, no construction whatsoever on Flagg. Easy breezy….Then boom 1st day of school, August 29 2016 and out in force and prime time for dismissal at 2:30pm.

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We feel your pain girl….I only bring this up because it’s typical of the incompetence of this idiot right here:

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Paul Moosey is somehow still employed as the head of Worcester’s DPW, even after possibly the biggest fuckup ever this winter when he repeatedly did not have Worcester’s roads plowed AT ALL.

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He earns about $150,000 and he couldn’t possibly be any worse at his job. But he keeps it because he was appointed by his good friend Ed Augustus.

And seriously, what the hell is this all about:

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When your teachers told you not to judge a book by its cover they were just saying that to be nice. If this guy showed up to a job interview in the private sector with that ridiculous mustache, and that 1993 boys regular parted haircut, he’d never even be considered for a position setting pins at the bowling alley. Hey Paul – Eric Matthews called – he wants his haircut back.

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But in Worcester they will hire you to be in charge of handling our complicated and highly traveled roads. Because that makes TONS of sense.

Of course Paul Moosey didn’t do any of this construction during the summer and decided to start on August 29. Do you think he even checked to see when the first day of school was? Do you think he even knows that there’s an elementary school on Flagg Street? This is a man who lives in Sturbridge!!! He’s probably never even seen 90% of the city. Poor planning like this doesn’t bother him because he doesn’t have to deal with the bullshit that comes along with his incompetence.

Of course at the end of the day this is on Ed Augustus. This is a guy who just hired a six figure “chief diversity officer” to recruit minority candidates, because all he does is hire his incompetent white friends from Sturbridge. Don’t you get it? Ed Augusts is kind of a racist. He masks it well by bringing the DOJ here to discuss racism and blame everything on Turtleboy. But at the end of the day he only hires white people. Incompetent white people.

You can’t hire unqualified candidates just because they run in your social circles and then hire a chief diversity officer in order to throw black people a bone. He has the power to fire this guy, and he certainly has cause to after the historically awful job he did clearing our roads in the winter. But he won’t. Because if you’re a white guy in Ed’s social circle, you are set with a job for life!!

 

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31 Comment(s)
  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    September 1, 2016 at 7:59 am

    Driving through Worcester is good business for my dentist, it rattles the fillings out of my teeth

  • Bob Moylan
    August 31, 2016 at 1:25 pm

    I’ve never seen such incompetence. They pave the streets then dig them up a week or month later. Wrentham road was paved then they put new water or sewer lines. Now it’s being repaved again. What a waste of taxpayers money. When they dig into the street have the contractor repave the street and infrared it to make it as smooth as possible. The DPW is a farce. Worcester is like driving in a bad dream trying to avoid all of the potholes cracks and all of the other obstacles.

  • Kim
    August 30, 2016 at 12:27 pm

    How about Grafton street school the contractors had the entire summer to replace Windows because the air quality in the school is unhealthy for children, they wait until week before school starts to replace Windows and add on handicapped ramp, the contractor SPB has been arrested multiple times for assault and battery but City of Worcester keep hiring him, great job Worcester more taxpayer dollars WASTED

  • Ed Augustus
    August 30, 2016 at 10:54 am

    I’m so glad we don’t have these problems in Millis or Sturbridge. Frankly, we wouldn’t stand for it. Did I tell you that my next manager’s contract gives me a lifetime membership at Man Country in Chicago? I’ll be taking a lot of taxpayer-subsidized trips there now to observe windy city snow removal techniques. It will all be incorporated into my report about why I let the roads turn into ice rinks last winter. Thanks again to all those auto body shops that donated to my various, convoluted causes.

    • Gene Wilder
      August 30, 2016 at 11:44 am

      Hey Ed, lots of statistics coming out of Chicago lately. Hope your not not a statistic soon.

  • Mike
    August 30, 2016 at 9:49 am

    first day of school, damn it

  • Mike
    August 30, 2016 at 9:49 am

    Burncoat street is the same way. They had all summer but they start on the first day of scholl on a street that has at least 4 schools on it or a block away from it. Dont worry though it will only be 30 days or so.

  • KimberlyS
    KJDS
    August 30, 2016 at 9:11 am

    Maybe he can’t see the construction plans because he’s got those wonky eyes . . .

    • Gene Wilder
      August 30, 2016 at 11:41 am

      Those, my friend, are blue eyes…….one blew east & one blew west

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    August 30, 2016 at 7:04 am

    It took less time to put a 6-lane bridge over Lake Quinsig than that cluster-fuck on Belmont St. Most of the time when I drive by, there is nobody there working, where the fuck are they? Get this shit done and move on, or is this like lifetime employment? Every night at 5pm the backup is into Shrewsbury.

    TOTAL CLUSTER-FUCK EVERY FUCKING DAY . . . . but you can’t see it from City Hall, so who gives a shit, right?

    • Ron
      August 30, 2016 at 7:20 am

      And its not on the way to Millis or Sturbridge either.

    • Emily
      August 30, 2016 at 1:57 pm

      Nicely said! Maybe it will take 4 years like the Holy Cross bridge did to finish. In my opinion they will be doing that bridge again in a couple of years. Seems like the only bridge in this city that has had more uptake then any others. I would like them to come up with a plan for the Cambridge St bridge. These poor guys driving the big rigs hit the wind chimes (my definition) and can’t proceed or they will not make it under the bridge. There’s no where for these guys to turn around after they hit the wind chimes!!! Really how sad . LOVE to see that bridge taken care of for all the out of town, and out of state truckers that are trying to get threw Worcester with their GPS systems until THEY get to the CAMBRIDGE ST BRIDGE

  • Boss Tweed
    August 30, 2016 at 2:22 am

    Hey, They even got construction going in front of Doherty High School.

    BUT, THE BIGEST BONEHEAD MOVE:

    Paving Major Taylor Blvd. during rush hour. People working downtown could NOT get to 290 or the eastside.
    When the state paved the ramps at Belmont St., they did it at night.

    Moosey could not find a contractor that was NOT afraid of the dark?

    • Ceasar
      August 30, 2016 at 5:58 am

      The Major Taylor paving BEGAN each day RIGHT AT 4:30 pm!! BEGAN at 4:30. Turds.

      • Ceasar
        August 30, 2016 at 6:25 am

        And because it was 4:30 PM in the middle of the summer, they ended up paving on huge puddles during a thunderstorm. How long will that job last? I don’t think you’re supposed to put asphalt down on top of huge puddles.

  • Realist
    August 30, 2016 at 12:40 am

    Is this another blog written by Gaffney?

    • Jay
      August 30, 2016 at 5:16 am

      Do you even live in Worcester? The roads were horrible last winter and the hate for this guy is justified.

    • wedgie
      August 30, 2016 at 12:45 pm

      No he’s too busy in his downtown meetings with Konnie who rolls out her coughin everyday to help blow tax payer money. Little do people know.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    August 30, 2016 at 12:26 am

    So… criticizing black people is racist.

    But then criticizing a white guy is… also racist?

    Did you give yourself a few whacks with the golf club Leechy? Because you’re making less sense than usual.

  • Shackleford
    August 29, 2016 at 11:26 pm

    Jesus, just fuck off already, Kevin.

  • Golf club killer
    August 29, 2016 at 11:17 pm

    Andrews blood is on your hands Kevin…Die a excruciating death soon.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 29, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    So far so good. Language good. Conduct good..*

    And Turtleboy is promoting for a black male to receive this position. Racism 101 first day of class. Not a bad start.

    Although you could of went without “throw the black guy the bone comment.”

    But it is the first day. You will be waving the BLM flag.

    And here is a story that I am going to incite. Check Cnn in a few days. I am opposed to the Blue Lives Matter flag as it is as unpatriotic as it gets and it defame s the American Flag.

    • Tim Leydon
      August 30, 2016 at 5:22 am

      Way to go Kevin! You’ll be as popular as Colin Kaepernick!

    • Turd Burglestein
      August 30, 2016 at 6:43 am

      Hey Kevin Lynch
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      • FiestyLawyerLady
        August 30, 2016 at 11:58 am

        Atta boy! Finally someone else uses ascii besides me lol…

    • Lynch for DPW
      August 30, 2016 at 10:12 am

      He’ll do nothing just as well as Moosey does nothing!

      And SCALLY CAPS > parted hair/stache!!

      And is just as good as snow removal!!

    • Cis white male
      August 30, 2016 at 2:31 pm

      Kevin, every time you post another little boy or girl in Africa gets AIDS. Can you do the world a favor and hang yourself already?

  • Steven Stover
    August 29, 2016 at 10:32 pm

    Ed is long overdue to see the door.

    • Ceasar
      August 30, 2016 at 5:55 am

      The ELECTED city council has the authority to fire this hairpiece as well. And they could fire Augustus too. What happened last winter was a dangerous tragedy, not a mere screw up. Moosey needs to go or each city Councillor who DOESNT call for his firing needs to go.

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