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Jones Appiah Already Attacked A Cop And Pulled A Knife On Several Others But Joe Early Kept Him Out Of Jail Just Like Jorge Zambrano

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If you haven’t read about Jones Appiah, the Worcester dumpsterslug who tried gouging a detail cop’s eyes out today, then read this now


Now that you’re all caught up, check out what Jones Appiah got arrested for last year:

Worcester, MA (April 6, 2015) – On Saturday, April 4, 2015 at approximately 7:20 PM, Worcester Police went to 113 Country Club BLVD for the purpose of serving an arrest warrant for a man who resides in one of the apartments. The man, 29-year-old Jones Appiah has an outstanding straight warrant for Assault and Battery on a Police Officer, Trespassing, Willful, and Malicious Destruction of Property, Resisting Arrest, Disorderly Conduct and Disturbing the Peace.

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Officers approached the apartment and knocked on the door. Mr. Appiah slid opened a window and asked why the officers were there. The officers explained that they had a warrant for his arrest. Mr. Appiah refused to open the door. Officers spent considerable time trying to reason with Mr. Appiah to open the door. The officers continued to speak with Mr. Appiah through the open window but were not able to make progress. At this time the officers forced their way into the apartment. Once inside, Mr. Appiah retreated to an area near his bookshelf, located in his living room. Officers closed in but Mr. Appiah ran into his kitchen and armed himself with a large knife. The knife was approximately 12 inches in length. Mr. Appiah was holding it in a threatening manner towards the uniformed officers.

Additional officers were called to the scene. While holding the knife and keeping the officers at bay, Mr. Appiah called police dispatch to report that his home was being invaded. At this time Mr. Appiah moved towards the stairs leading to the second floor. Against the officer’s commands, Mr. Appiah went upstairs and entered a bedroom. Officers noticed that Mr. Appiah had left the knife on the stairs before he entered the bedroom. Officers spoke with Mr. Appiah through the bedroom door for several more minutes and were finally able to convince him to exit the bedroom. Mr. Appiah was unarmed when he came out of the bedroom. He was placed under arrest without further incident.

Mr. Appiah informed the officers that he had a handgun in the bookshelf located in the living room. The loaded gun was discovered improperly stored inside a cardboard box without a gunlock. The weapon is a .22 caliber Rugar.

Three words – Joe Freaking Early.


This is a guy who didn’t push for a stiffer prison sentence for Jorge Zambrano because “prison wasn’t working for him.”


Letting violent dangerous criminals with a proclivity towards attacking police officers stay out on the streets seems to be what he does best. Hey here’s an idea Joe – why don’t you try sending some of these assholes to jail? Or do you just get off on cops getting killed? Because you really seem to genuinely enjoy watching cops fight for their lives from people who clearly should be behind bars.


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14 Comment(s)
  • MikeyGuySoFly
    August 4, 2016 at 7:13 pm

    TB, love ya but ya gotta do a bit more research before jumping to conclusions. Early didn’t have anything to do with him being out right now and ready to commit another violent crime on a officer. Ya they fucked up on Zambrano but here, lay the blame where it belongs: on the judge.In fact the DAs office had requested a lengthy period of confinement but the let em go liberal-as-fuck-all judge gave the guy a break with a suspended sentence, setting him free to go do THIS shit a few months later. These judges don’t have any accountability, feel no pressure and don’t recognize the impact of their passive actions in being so liberal and free with letting fucktards like this go free.

    That was also a case where Appiah washis own attorney at trial and looks like he plans to do the same with this case. ‘Nuff said.

  • Joe Max
    August 4, 2016 at 12:18 pm

    When I first read the article, I was surprised no weapons were mentioned. But reading it further, a knife and a gun were included. A detail cop was attacked too, never heard of that one before. The cop had every right to shoot him !

  • Reaper
    August 4, 2016 at 11:02 am

    I would prescribe two .45 cal pills to the head repeat every 20 min till our pain goes away

  • LOB
    August 4, 2016 at 8:16 am

    Joe has to go !!!

  • Turd Burglestein
    August 4, 2016 at 6:35 am

    Give the guy a break. He grew up so poor he couldn’t afford a first name, so he had to take 2 last names instead. Besides I’m sho if you asks his momma, he dindu nuffins.

  • Reddog
    August 4, 2016 at 1:50 am

    I,,,,,blame,,,,,,the governor,,,Mike Dukakis for shuttering our state hospitals.

    • Burgle Turdstein
      August 4, 2016 at 5:39 am

      EBT takes priority over mental hospitals.

    • Cumalotta
      August 4, 2016 at 11:07 am

      This guy was 8 when mike was governor

  • Wwy
    August 4, 2016 at 1:10 am

    This is so funny following the blog where people called soldiers heroes for killing innocent Iraqis. This guy should be a hero to all the fake patriots proud of the Iraqi genocide. Your good TB one article trumps the other,only in America.

    • Peter M
      August 4, 2016 at 6:22 pm

      If it’s trash day shouldn’t you be out on the curb? What a pant-load of shit you and your disrespect for the military are.

    • bleh
      August 4, 2016 at 10:45 pm

      STFU Wwy.

    • UsualSuspect
      August 9, 2016 at 9:38 am

      There is a special place in Syria for you Wwy. Go there now please, take your disrespect for the military with you, you freedom moocher POS.

  • cis white male
    August 4, 2016 at 12:02 am

    This sounds more like the actions of a seriously deranged person that needs mental help. And I don’t mean “here’s some prozac see you in a month.” I mean institutionalize him in a God Damned hospital because he is not fit for society. Unfortunately, such practice is very frowned upon in modern America because everyone is a special snowflake that we need to respect and let be, even if they are a threat to themselves and society at large. This guy sounds like he has some real mental issues if he picks up a foot-long blade to combat officers….

    Or maybe he’s a just a piece of shit. Could be either. Regardless, stick him in a hospital or prison because he has no place in a free society

    • Susie-Q
      August 4, 2016 at 8:42 am

      He was a good kid in high school, played sports, was on the honor roll and in JROTC. Went to the Navy and has never the same!

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