• Remember Kevin Blackmer – The Guy From Ware Who Was Happy That 49 Gay People Were Killed In Orlando? It All Makes Sense Now

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    Back in June we inducted a slug rake from Ware named Kevin Blackmer into the Turtleboy Hall of Shame after he posted this about the Orlando nightclub massacre:



    Not nice.

    This guy was the complete nudnik package. He even gave himself the gang name, “Street Sweeper”


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    Because apparently “garbageman” was taken.

    It also turns out he was a real Internet bad ass, threatening to murder people from behind a keyboard until the cows came home:



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    Well this anger, particularly against the LGBT community, started to make more sense today when someone he at one time apparently trusted, sent us these amazing pictures:

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    Sweet baby Jesus. Sorry, but if Turtleboy can’t unsee that then neither can you. Probably should’ve given you a trigger warning or something. But these pictures explain so much. This is the Orlando shooter:


    He turned out to be a repressed gay man, which is why he killed so many openly gay people. I’m convinced that the only people who hate the LGBT community that much are closeted people within that community who hate the people who have come out of the closet because they can be themselves. The bathroom selfie is also a dead giveaway. Notice a resemblance?

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    Just sayin.

    So the lesson to be learned here is that the next time you see someone ranting and raving about how gay people are satan and blah, blah, blah, just remember that chances are they’re probably doing it because they hate who they are.


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    1. NAMBLA Dude

      Too old…

      1. Turd Burglestein

        What if he offered to wear a diaper?

        1. NAMBLA Dude

          Diaper and a full body waxing… Maybe…

          But he can keep that grundle duster beard of his… I like when it tickles my gooch…

          Oh my…

    2. FiestyLawyerLady

      Would like to know if that is a bathing suit he borrowed or bought for himself. If he borrowed it, I would like to meet the woman who was willing to use it after him. His nasty balls all rubbing against the bottoms… probably returned them with a few stray pubic strands lingering on the fabric like an old bar of guest bathroom soap.


      1. Turd Burglestein

        You’re jumping to conclusions that he actually has balls.

      2. Turd Burglestein

        Bet he left a skidmark in the back of his mom’s stripper outfit.

        1. Darrian

          that’s just yucky…

    3. Reddog

      How bout that! He’s probably gonna go apeshit now.( no offense to Harrambe or Obama)

      1. Turd Burglestein

        Dicks out for harambe.

        1. Harambe

          I’ll take a pass…

    4. Reddog

      Ape shit

    5. BobnMic

      I was just thinking that. This could “trigger” the psycho babbling nutjob. Not like he wouldn’t have snapped anyway. I’m surprised Facebook or Tweeter aloud those inflammatory comments to stand without shutting this guy down…

      1. Concerned Citizen


        1. Tag, you're it lol


          1. Turd Burglestein

            Twatter is for twits.

          2. BobnMic

            Thank you for the corrections. Definitely did not proof read that one lol…

      2. GFY

        Shut up Bob

      3. Capt. Stubing


        You’re trying way too hard. I think you’re just better off sitting the comment section out, mmmkay champ?

        Oh and shut the fuck up. That is all.

        1. BobnMic

          Never will happen there Fiesty so you know what – you have a decision to make. Deal with my opinions even though you do not agree and stop being a child, telling people you want them dead and or die for voicing an opinion, or take your dolls and go home. The ball is your court ( or your dolls). I’m having fun, not hurting anyone but you and your other alter egos seem just to hate my every thought. What does that make you? Answer: A nut. A total nutjob.

          And stop being a coward again and come under 2 or 3 fake names you little turd saying shit to commenters. Man up even if are you a widdle precious spoiled ting…

          I could do this all day long so if think for one minute that a long time commenter on here like me to going to run and hide because new little bitch punks like you got it all wrong sister and you don’t know me. Give me a gazillion thumbs down. I don’t give a shit about that I already told you that. But that this thumbs thing are your whole world isn’t it. Fuckhead.

          1. FiestyLawyerLady

            I stopped reading after fiesty, chub rock. None of those people are me. I’m done with you, I don’t beat dead horses.

            1. FiestyLawyerLady

              Oops forgot I was “Tag you’re it” though, couldn’t help myself. It’s not because I wanted to hide, the name was fitting. Everyone who has been telling you to shut up or die, is not me.

              For real, keep it in your mind that many people dislike you. Being delusional and assuming they are all me to feel better about yourself is not the answer.

              I don’t care how much you twist your story or beg for safety. My first assumption about you was correct, and I will never think otherwise. You can’t fool me.


            2. BobnMic

              Fiesty – What do you think you are some sort of Dick Tracy or something? You’ve been wrong about everything from the start. You have no idea how wrong you have been and still are – none at all. Every one of those asshole comments are from you and you know it. Why would all these people come out of the woodwork and come after me in support of you when I did nothing to them? That would make no sense at all now would it – so stop lying again.

              You created these characters in support to you so that it “appears” to make everything you do or say the only way so other opposing commenters that will disagree will back off because they do not want to deal with your bullshit and I don’t blame them. But I know your game. This is the definition of a Social Justice Warrior – no opposing views aloud.

              Remember before you came with this scheme you were getting hammered by all sides every time you posted a comment? I’ll admit at first I thought it was funny and that you were just kidding around. As it turned out you were not. So rather than indulge in some adult dialogue you come up this. Real nice. Children would not seek that low.

              Your sole purpose here is to sabotage a nice blog that was once filled with great commenters. Still are but most have left. You single-handedly chased them all away because nobody wanted to deal with your vile shit. That was your Master plan all along wasn’t it. And your “it wasn’t me” or “it’s not my fault” bullshit only proves what a sick child like immature mentality you have.

              I said it before and I’ll say it again. Your time is up here. You’ve caused enough damage. Time to go. Take your Barbie dolls and go home. You have no friends here – not one and never will no matter how hard to try and suck up to someone. We’ll take it from here minus the childish bullshit.

            3. BobnMic

              “I’m done with you, I don’t beat dead horses.” No you’re not and yes you do – that’s all you do.

    6. Kevin Blackmer

      no…see….that pic….um…that was just a joke…my buddy dared me to do it….I ain’t gay…and if you think I am….you know….bullets…names…and what not. Street Sweeper out! *drops mic*

      1. Turd Burglestein

        Street Sweeper??? More like Ball Duster or Nut Flufferer.

      2. Jesse

        You’re such a loser. Exactly the kind of element that gives ware a bad name.

      3. FiestyLawyerLady

        Turn the knob allllll the way to the right and push the closet door open, because you’re gay.

      4. brian burkowitz

        Your a bitch ! Talk about fighting people in the ring then street sweeping , your a joke

        1. Kevin Blackmer

          Street sweeper grim reaper
          Need a hitman? Hit me on my beeper.
          Yeah, I said beeper
          Cuz I’m from Ware
          Still rockin’ a trapper keeper

          See I’m a hardcore gangsta rapper too…don’t mess.

      5. Girl that knows too much

        A buddy huh you do that for all your buddy’s or just your brother?

    7. The Lawn Mower

      Ha his names Kevin .

      1. Turd Burglestein

        Kevin lynch is probably fapping to those pictures now. Explains why he hasn’t posted any of his stupid diatribes for a few minutes.

    8. Chris

      Wow crazy was what crazy is. If you are a gun owner, your license should be taken away from you.. Any good respectable gun owner does not threaten with a gun or said bullets.. Police should be notified this man is off his rocker.. He’s come unhinged, medication is needed..

    9. Rock Hudson

      He’s not gay. He tried it once and he didn’t like it.

      1. Blackmer's Grundle Duster

        If you’ve been to France, it doesn’t make you French… However, if you’ve sucked a cock, you’re a cocksucker.

    10. Margaret Melican

      There once were some selfies in a lav.
      A bikini he’d soon have.
      Street Sweeper indeed.
      A diet in need.
      From bleach our eyes need a salve!

    11. Kevin Lynch

      Wow, never thought I would be speechless. All I really have to say is “Turtleboy, you must be heavily armed as it appears you just don’t give a fuck about life.” Now, you better hope that if this guy takes meds that he stays on his schedule.

      1. Andrew McDonough

        I gave a fuck about life… But you took that from me… Murdered in cold blood by Kevin Lynch. 🙁

      2. wabbitt

        Took awhile for Kevin to comment because he was furiously masturbating.

    12. WHATEVUH

      Kevin, I’ll only say this once. Remember one very important thing . . . we know who you are, and what you look like, and where you live . . . . you don’t know who we are or what we look like or where we live, a little unsettling isn’t it? Do you go out much? Just wondering LMAO

    13. Dick Hertz from Holden

      Oh my Lord! Wait till his friends see this! HAHAHA

    14. KJDS

      Apostrophes do not connote plurality. Please stop using them.

      1. BobnMic

        Nice to see someone of intelligent thought and word usage which tends to be seldom or somewhat distinctive on here. Thank you.

    15. wabbitt

      Glad I finished eating before I got to this article. Would have been a waste of a perfectly good chicken parm.

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