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New Clark Univeristy Chief Diversity Officer Explains To Freshmen That “Everyone Can Succeed” Is Racist, They Can’t Singalong To Rap Music, And “You Guys” Is A Sexist Term

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You gotta read this amazing article in the New York TimesIt’s about microaggressions on college campuses and is featured in Worcester at none other than the bastion of SJW nation in the Woo – Clark University. This is what social justice warrior nation on steroids looks like:

A freshman tentatively raises her hand and takes the microphone. “I’m really scared to ask this,” she begins. “When I, as a white female, listen to music that uses the N word, and I’m in the car, or, especially when I’m with all white friends, is it O.K. to sing along?”

Oh sweet Jesus, how much Turtleboy would’ve paid to be sitting in that audience. It sounds glorious. There’s hardly any more amazing sight to see than an 18 year old white girl from the burbs trying her hardest not to make brown people mad at her, and then failing miserably.

The answer, from Sheree Marlowe, the new chief diversity officer at Clark University, is an unequivocal “no.”

Timeout. First of all, the answer is, “It’s America. You’re free to sing along to whatever the fuck you want to sing along to.” But in this situation the answer should’ve been, “no one should use that word.” Saying “no” implies that as a white person, she can’t use this word. But it’s a derogatory and demeaning word. Just because some rappers use it as a term of endearment doesn’t make them any less ignorant for them to do so. 

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The exchange was included in Ms. Marlowe’s presentation to recently arriving first-year students focusing on subtle “microaggressions,” part of a new campus vocabulary that also includes “safe spaces” and “trigger warnings.” Microaggressions, Ms. Marlowe said, are comments, snubs or insults that communicate derogatory or negative messages that might not be intended to cause harm but are targeted at people based on their membership in a marginalized group.

Translation – microaggressions are things that we used to call “conversation starters.” Ya see, back in the 90’s when you met a Latino person you could ask them, “do you speak Spanish at home?” Because you wanted to get to know them better. You can’t do that any more though because it’s triggering to the current generation of pussies in college. You can’t ask people questions about their culture because it might trigger them. 

Turtleboy absolutely agrees that it’s important to be respectful of other cultures. So how did we do this before diversity trainings? Simple – we just kind of talked to black and brown people. We were able to develop friendships with people who didn’t look like us without some overpaid “chief diversity officer” telling us how to avoid offending each other. We were just honest and open with each other. I learned things about them, and they learned things about me, and we can all became friends on our own without the help of diversity trainings. Fucked up right?

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Among her other tips: Don’t ask an Asian student you don’t know for help on your math homework or randomly ask a black student if he plays basketball. Both questions make assumptions based on stereotypes. And don’t say “you guys.” It could be interpreted as leaving out women, said Ms. Marlowe, who realized it was offensive only when someone confronted her for saying it during a presentation.

Oh OK. Note to incoming freshmen – you’re supposed to ask the Asian kids about the latest dance moves and ask the black kids where you can get the best egg rolls. That way no one will have their feelings hurt. 

And did I read that right? “You guys” is offensive to women now? This is what the parents of Clark students are paying for? Some social justice warrior who gets paid to find new things that are offensive?

Clark, a private liberal arts college that has long prided itself on diversity and inclusion, is far from the only university stepping up discussions of racism and diversity in orientation programs this year. Once devoted to ice cream socials, tutorials on campus technology systems and advice on choosing classes, orientation for new students is changing significantly, with the issue taking on renewed urgency this year as universities increasingly try to address recent racial and ethnic tensions on campuses as well as an onslaught of sexual assault complaints.

Ice cream socials. LOL. Remember when college was fun? I remember getting a handle of Parrot Bay and lip syncing “Mo Money Mo Problems” at my freshmen orientation. That would be a million microaggressions today. But even icce cream socials sound way better than being lectured about how your well intentioned attempts at conversation are actually racist. 


Fresh on the minds of university officials are last year’s highly publicized episodes involving racist taunts at the University of Missouri — which appear to have contributed to a precipitous decline in enrollment there this fall.

Gotta love the New York Times making up lies as it goes along. Missour’s enrollment didn’t decrease because of “racist taunts.” As a matter of fact those racist taunts never actually occurred. The whole thing was made up and based on a series of lies. Missouri lost 25% of their enrollment, and millions of dollars in donations from alumni, largely because Professor Missy Click assaulted a student reporter on camera in order to protect an imaginary safe space on a public campus. 

Don’t let facts get in the way though NYT. 

At the University of Wisconsin-Madison, officials have put together a diversity presentation as a pilot program this year for 1,000 freshmen — whom some colleges refer to with the gender-neutral term first-year students. That program, expected to cost $150,000 to $200,000, follows incidents on campus last year. In one, a racist note was slipped under a black student’s door, prompting Patrick Sims, the university’s vice provost for diversity and climate, to post an emotional video on YouTube titled “Enough is Enough.”

This is what college are wasting their money on. Hundreds of thousands of dollars annually for diversity presentations because some asshole wrote a mean note to another student. Instead of just disciplining that student and moving on, everyone has to be lectured about their white privilege and inner racism that surfaces in the form of microaggressions. Oh well, this pantsuit isn’t gonna pay for itself!!


In August, the University of Wisconsin system, which includes the Madison flagship and 25 other campuses, said it would ask the State Legislature for $6 million in funding to improve what it called the “university experience” for students. The request includes money for Fluent, a program described as a systemwide cultural training for faculty and staff members and students.

Oh good, and the taxpayers are financing it!!! This is why your kid’s school doesn’t have crayons and your roads aren’t plowed. Because your state government is spending millions of dollars at state universities so some assbag, no talent hack can teach a diversity training seminar, because God knows they can’t get a real job. 

But that budget request has provoked controversy. “If only the taxpayers and tuition-paying families had a safe space that might protect them from wasteful UW System spending on political correctness,” State Senator Stephen L. Nass, a Republican, said in a statement issued by his office, urging his fellow lawmakers to vote against the appropriation.

I love this man. God bless you Stephen Nass. Run for President. 

Still, the push to respond to complaints about subtle cultural insensitivity, as well as more overt racist behavior, continues on campuses across the country. About 75 chief diversity officers have been hired by colleges and universities in the past 18 months, according to Dr. Ervin’s organization. Ms. Marlowe, a lawyer who most recently was diversity officer at the University of California-Santa Cruz, was also recruited by two other colleges this year before settling at Clark, a manicured campus of about 3,000 students an hour west of Boston in this heavily working-class city.

See that? She goes from being a chief diversity officer at one college to another. It’s literally all she is capable of doing. Although she may have actually saved Paris a few months back:


That’s what these race pimps do. They talk about racism all the time, and they create it when necessary. Because without racism they are without a job. This is what we call the “racism-industrial complex.”

“What’s an environmental microaggression?” Ms. Marlowe asked the auditorium of about 525 new students. She gave an example. “On your first day of class, you enter the chemistry building and all of the pictures on the wall are scientists who are white and male,” she said. “If you’re a female, or you just don’t identify as a white male, that space automatically shows that you’re not represented.”

No, that space shows you that back in the day only white guys are scientists. Luckily you live in a new day where anyone can be a scientist because America doesn’t oppress anyone. Here’s the most ridiculous part though:

Another subset of microaggression is known as the microinvalidation, which includes comments suggesting that race plays a minor role in life’s outcomes, like “Everyone can succeed in this society if they work hard enough.”

Wait…..what?? A micro-freaking-invalidation? Now they’re just fucking with us. Just making up words to get chief diversity officer gigs. This MORON literally just said that telling students that anyone can succeed if they work their hardest is racist. That happened in real life. It was taught as fact, not as theory, to a group of 525 impressionable 18 year olds who will pretty much believe anything this woman says because she’s the first black person they’ve ever seen in person. Keep in mind, this is what your average Clark student looks like:



So they’ll pretty much believe anything. 

For Clark students like Noelia Martinez, a Massachusetts resident who was born in Puerto Rico to Dominican parents, the session was an epiphany.

“It helped me understand what I’ve been going through all of my life, basically,” Ms. Martinez said, describing how she had endured stinging comments such as “You’re a really good student for a Hispanic.”

But Ms. Martinez, a sophomore transfer student, also realized that she too was guilty of microaggressions, because she frequently uses the phrase “you guys,” she said. “This helped me see that I’m a microaggressor, too.”

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!! “Im a microaggressor too” might be the most SJW comment of all time. Truly priceless. Not only are we teaching 19 year olds how they are victims without realizing it, we’re also teaching them that they’re also oppressors!! This is the greatest generation of pussies that has ever existed. 

The presentation elicited a lively question-and-answer session, where students asked about the N word, discrimination against white people and men, and the definition of “Asian.” Ms. Marlowe said she questioned the validity of the concept of reverse racism, arguing that racism is a system in which a dominant race benefits from the oppression of others.

Just take my money. I would’ve paid any amount of money to be there for this. What sucks is that no one challenges these nudniks because they’re all 18 and don’t know any better. That and they’re intimidated because if they do stand up for common sense they will be called a racist. Not a good look on your first day of college. Probably not gonna help you get laid by liberal chicks with loose morals. 

If they weren’t intimidated though, one of them could’ve stood up and told this chief diversity pimp that she can’t make up the definition of racism. It already exists. And nowhere in it does it say anything about a “dominant” race being the only ones capable of racism:

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This is just an excuse that assholes use to discriminate against and say racist things white, Asian, and other black people. 

But some students appeared slightly confused. 

“When you use the term ‘self-identify’ as a white woman, are you saying that you can choose your race?” one white male student asked.

“I’ll give you an example,” Ms. Marlowe said. “I went to a conference. I was talking to this man. I thought he was black. I was talking about diversity and social justice.”

“He said, ‘I’m Cuban,’” Ms. Marlowe told the crowd. “I assumed he was black because he was the same skin complexion as me, and the same type of hair.”

How fucking stupid is this woman? And she’s teaching college kids. That’s scary. Hey kids, Cuban people are also capable of being black!! If this woman were smart she would’ve told you that, but she’s not. Ya see, black people live in lots of different countries, even some where they speak Spanish. This woman met a black Cuban man, but the fact that he’s Cuban doesn’t mean he’s no longer black. 

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But, Ms. Marlowe said, while it is sometimes difficult to identify a person’s racial or ethnic background based on appearance, she does not believe that gives license to people like Rachel A. Dolezal, the white woman who claimed to be African-American while working for the N.A.A.C.P. in Spokane, Wash. “You can’t say you’re black if you’re not, historically.”

The student still seemed confused.

“Maybe we can unpack it afterward,” Ms. Marlowe told the student. “You want to come see me afterward?”

Hey kids, stop trying to understand this woman. She’s not speaking at your school because she’s smart. She’s speaking because the white people who run your school wanted to feel good about themselves so they hired a black woman to lecture you about diversity and gave themselves 20 SJW points for doing so. If Bruce Jenner gets to be a woman, then Rachel Dolezal gets to be black. Your chief diversity officer has never suffered from oppression. As a matter of fact she has this job specifically because of the color of her skin. It would not be available to a white person. It’s hard being oppressed in America. 

Anyway, here’s an idea – why don’t we just teach 18 year olds that they shouldn’t go looking to find fault in random, well intentioned words? If hearing the phrase “you guys” triggers you and hurts your feelings, then you’re definitely not ready for grownup world.


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45 Comment(s)
  • Alex
    October 14, 2016 at 11:39 pm

    Racist loon.

  • Don James McGovern
    September 10, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    I encourage this fine, sturdy woman of sub-Saharan African descent to run for Congress. We need more forward thinking progressives like her on the Hill!

    Just not in my district. They’ll be fishing her black ass out of Coes Pond if she tries cutting in on my gravy train.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    September 8, 2016 at 7:55 am

    I do not discriminate I hate them all equally

  • Steven Stover
    September 7, 2016 at 5:37 pm

    Is it okay to ask a Irishman if they want a beer?

    • KimberlyS
      September 8, 2016 at 8:48 am

      Why, yes. I’ll have 2.

  • Sociopath Kevin
    September 7, 2016 at 5:16 pm

    Everyone listen to me.. I’m very important

  • Kevin Lynch
    September 7, 2016 at 3:07 pm

    I love reading how Republicans invoke Abe Lincoln. The Republican party just two yrs old at the time. The entire system was racist at that time. The Southern states wanted slavery to continue and the North didnt.

    And it isn’t ironic that the entire northeast is Democrat. At the time of Abe Lincoln you had racist and anti slavery. All southern Democrats left the party and went Republican.

    Google the map for Confederate states and align them with today’s Red states.

  • Kevin Lynch
    September 7, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    Margaret Melican, you are definitely slipping as your poems are very dry.

    Turtleboy is stuck on race. He believes in only one race as he often yells Blue lives matter.

    It is one race Turtledick but it is called the Human race.

    All your stories are now all old and have been reported on by multiple sources before you get to them. Lmao, you are sufferring Turtledick, you racist fuck.

    • KimberlyS
      September 7, 2016 at 3:05 pm

      That’s really funny – aren’t you the same idiot who rages on about ‘European Whites’ (or something equally ridiculous) ? If we’re all part of the human race, why does it matter if my ancestors are from Europe?

      Oh. wait, you’re a murdering psychopath, and no one should pay any attention to you at all.

  • September 7, 2016 at 11:42 am

    I’m tired of everyone’s unhealthy fascination with race – FUCK EVERYONE!

  • Ed Augustus
    September 7, 2016 at 11:21 am

    Just a quick update: It has come to my attention that many of you cynics out there think I was just deflecting criticism from my snow removal fiasco last winter by claiming that I was having a study done in the hope that things would simmer down, and you’d all forget what an ineffectual hack I am. I am here to tell you all, right here and now, that you are absolutely right about that.

  • Joe Max
    September 7, 2016 at 11:20 am

    This is another tactic of the far-out PC rule makers. Sad to see young kids, being brain-washed so early in life. If some do speak-up, they will be chastised by the majority of students. Who accepted this nonsense primarily because of peer-pressure. At that young age, peer-pressure rules in their lives. Also, much of this nonsense will affect the kids trying to get a good education. As I remember, that’s what it’s all about to educate oneself !

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    September 7, 2016 at 11:02 am

    I just watched the Mo Money Mo Problems video for the first time again in years. For a few minutes I was one of a group including 5 white kids and our token black guy who acted whiter than us (Olympic Trials level luge kid, no joke)….all listening to that single CD with the money printed on it while sitting at the sailing club on a lake in Worcester. I just had a great few minutes. I wish kids now could have what we had when rap/R&B was the main pop music right next to stuff like Mariah Carey. We didn’t care. We just liked listening to music. We could sit around, music blasting, and have small talk. Race didn’t matter. It was a good time.

  • Bowen Hardcase
    September 7, 2016 at 10:56 am

    I believe Chris Rock addresses the question of what is appropriate when white people sing along to rap music quite well… I don’t know about linking policies but a quick google will bring it right up.

  • Margaret Melican
    September 7, 2016 at 9:30 am

    There once was one that was singing.
    Microaggressions she was bringing.
    All language is bad.
    For this undergrad.
    Communication now by handwringing!

  • Ed Augustus
    September 7, 2016 at 9:17 am

    Coeds at Clark are encouraged to request escorts when they venture down South Main Street. This is racist! Would they have this same policy on the west side? Of course not! These social justice warrioresses should be encouraged to dress as provocatively as they please and sashay down South Main at any hour or in any state of inebriation. It is their right, and if something happens to them it’s just payback for white privilege.

  • Chris From Georgia
    September 7, 2016 at 9:09 am

    The ignorance ans stupidity of liberals never ceases to amaze.

  • Talisman
    September 7, 2016 at 9:07 am

    Didn’t know there was a race defined as “Cuban”. Guess I missed that box on the forms all these years. What about Haitian, Jamaican or Dominican, are those different races?I hope there’s someone at these colleges with the balls to confront these morons that do nothing but speak out of their ass.

  • KimberlyS
    September 7, 2016 at 9:01 am

    “You can’t say you’re black if you’re not, historically.”

    But you CAN say you’re a woman, even if you were born with a penis.

    I need a rule book. And flow charts . . . maybe a spreadsheet . . .

    • Pennsrant
      September 7, 2016 at 8:40 pm

      Exactly! I don’t know what to say or do anymore. I just avoid people. All people. Pretty soon saying, “hello” is going to offend someone.

      • Stu Pidazzo
        September 7, 2016 at 9:06 pm

        How dare you, muthafucka!! My mom is hispanic- we say hola in my house! Just because I’m bi-racial, you think I speak English? Fuck you and your micro-aggressions.

        • Pennsrant
          September 8, 2016 at 7:22 am

          Wow, angry much? Can I ask that, or is that going to offend you?

          • KimberlyS
            September 8, 2016 at 8:46 am

            He forgot to mention that he was being sarcastic 🙂

  • whatevuh
    September 7, 2016 at 6:50 am

    I graduated from Clark, I will no longer donate to this stupid charity they call a college during the Annual Alumni Beg For Money. Don’t have these douchebags call my house, don’t mail me a pledge card . . . . What a generation of total pussies . . . .

  • Spankster
    September 7, 2016 at 6:39 am

    Just for the record. A Micro-Aggresion is when you listen to people like her spout off for an hour and then punch her in the mouth. A Maxi-Aggresion occurs when after you listen to someone like her spout off for an hour and you go full catty-Wampus on their ass

  • Independent Thinker
    September 7, 2016 at 6:29 am

    What did you expect? She has to do something to justify her job.

    “More diversity,” is just a codeword for “we have too many whites here.”

    Yet another reason for voting for Trump.

    • Make America White Again
      September 7, 2016 at 7:28 pm

      ^^^^ THIS. What we needs is LESS diversity, and a full racial cleansing of society. #WhitesOnly

  • Bill P.
    September 7, 2016 at 6:26 am

    I’d take a reach-around from her.

  • BlackandWhite
    September 7, 2016 at 6:09 am

    It blows my mind that they “think” decline in enrollment is because of racist taunts. They are declining because of the SJW terrorists.

    From The College Fix dot com [respectfully]: TITLE: Cal State LA offers segregated housing for black students. | California State University Los Angeles now offers segregated (AND at a lower cost) housing for black students as a result of the demands from the Black Student Union. The Black Student Union also demanded a $30 million dollar scholarship endowment to aid black students, 3 new black counselors, a new anti-discrimination policy — as well as other demands.

    UConn, UC Davis and Berkeley also offer segregated housing for black students.


    • Mike
      September 7, 2016 at 8:37 am

      This is what they were fighting against 40 years ago. i wish they would make up their minds. The amazing part is it is whites fighting the fight for what they think would be best for blacks. it seems we are going backwards.

  • BobnMic please go away
    September 7, 2016 at 5:42 am

    BobnMic – PLEASE GO AWAY! We are all tired of your bullshit posts!

  • BobnMic
    September 7, 2016 at 12:45 am

    “Fuck the police coming straight from the underground…” Song by N.W.A from the album Straight Outta Compton – 1988.

    But this is apparently okey dokey right? – blaring through cars (that go boom) speakers circle jerking up and down Main Street America? Double standard here? Nah. Not one bit. BLM taking a higher educational posture these days so it seems. Or a feeble attempt?

    Sorry – no one buying into it. One race. The human race. Period. Mic dropped. Squeal noise…

    • Go buy a sense of humor
      September 7, 2016 at 2:23 am

      Your jokes are horrible it’s like listening to a grandpa try to be funny.

      • BobnMic
        September 7, 2016 at 4:48 am

        1. Well good morning and coming from you Fiesty that is regarded as a compliment seeing that your sense of (so called) humor revolves exclusively and 100% around being an asshole to people as many as possible. And some how you think that is funny or amusing. Newsflash: It is neither.

        2. You must have been fucked over by someone in your life real bad recently my best guess is so now it is your LIFE’s mission to offer payback to everybody that does NOT see things your way. Talk about a Control Freak my God you are redefining the definition of the word. Must suck to be so miserable. Kind of sad really. If you had just one ounce of humility or any sort of compassion I would feel bad for you.

        3. But as you have proven time and time and time again – you do not.

        4. And knock off the bullshit that you support Police. We all know – that is a bunch of horseshit because if you recall not to long ago your stupid ass was complaining about a Cop stopped you in West Boylston but gave you a huge break because you were driving in a raged idiot fit. So you can knock that fucking nonsense off about being all fake pro-Police just like your fake Lawyer bullshit. You are no friend of the Cops. You are no Lawyer. You are a fake and what you are trying to do here is a mystery to me. Sabotage comes to mind is really the only thing.

        5. And your lack of respect for our troops is duly noted as well you asshat spoiled little bitch.

        6. GET THE FUCK OFF HERE FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL – your time is up! Time to go like you said you were going to, “Cross my heart.” More bullshit.

        • Capt Stubing
          September 7, 2016 at 5:29 am


          Shut the fuck up. That is all.

        • GFY
          September 7, 2016 at 8:18 am

          Bob, please die. We all hate you more than Kevin Lynch, and he is a murdering diddler.


          Everyone who’s ever met you

        • PG
          September 7, 2016 at 9:54 am

          I think Bob is running a close second to Kevin for most hated in comments. Alright he’s not that close to Kevin. But he’s still second

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          September 7, 2016 at 12:31 pm

          I have never been anti military or cop in my life.

          Any time I have been pulled over I have been politely sent on my merrily way.

          A hot cop will bring me from pro police to VERY VERY pro police, yowza! Give me that ticket!!!

    • Nate dogg
      September 7, 2016 at 10:12 am

      What does NWA stand for?

      • Wabbitt
        September 10, 2016 at 9:43 pm

        National Wrestling Alliance.

    • Nate dogg
      September 7, 2016 at 10:14 am

      Please refresh my memory. What does NWA stand for?

      • Eazy E
        September 7, 2016 at 5:20 pm

        Nine White Accountants

  • fordsnharleys
    September 7, 2016 at 12:38 am

    If I have a few black friends over to my house and feel like a piece of watermelon, should I ask if they want some or should I just get some for myself and not risk offending them? What if deep down they’re not black but actually Cuban? Oh the struggle. I will not even get into my white female friend who immigrated here from her birthplace of South Africa.

  • The Guy Kevin Lynch Murdered
    September 7, 2016 at 12:18 am

    This gives me an ice cream headache

    • Turd Burglestein
      September 7, 2016 at 7:38 am

      Even more so than a golf club?

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