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I’m writing this blog for Turtleboy because I wanted to share something in light of the fact that a million people on my Facebook roster have been bragging about the free donut they got at Dunkin Donuts today. Newsflash – every day is free donut day at Dunkin Donuts. Only a poopsmooch galore pays money for the crappy excuse for a donut that Dunkins has to offer. Let me show you a little trick. Here’s what a receipt looks like from Dunkin Donuts:
As you can see it’s from February. You might ask, “why would anyone still have a receipt from February?” And the answer is, “free donut.” On the bottom of the receipt in bold letters it says, “Enter Validation Code” followed by a blank line. The directions say to go to DunkinDonuts.com and fill out this survey about your experience. I did it once, answered all these questions, and then they gave me a number at the end to write in there. The number was 999375. I filled it in and got my free donut.
Then I did it a couple days later and the number I got was 18455. Basically what this means is that the numbers are completely random and mean absolutely nothing. A computer just spit something out. The number is irrelevant. Ever since this discovery I’ve gotten free donuts every single time I go to Dunkins. I usually just make up the first number that comes to mind, but sometimes I get creative:
And no one’s the wiser. How do I know? Because the minimum wage worker who takes this receipt from me immediately throws in in the garbage. Do you honestly think there is some sort of Dunkin Donuts database that keeps track of which numbers correspond with completed surveys? Do you think the person collecting your receipt is paid enough money to give a shit? Nope. Free donuts.
Sometimes I don’t even want a donut but I get one anway because I’d be stupid not to take a free donut. Then I throw it out, just because I can. Obviously it costs Dunkin Donuts, a multi-billion dollar company, pennies on the dollar to make a donut. They make a million more donuts than they can possibly sell and end up throwing half of them in the dumpster at the end of the night.
So there you have it folks. Every day is free donut day at Dunkin Donuts.
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18 Comment(s)
Cinnamon Buns at Village Haven down in North Smithfield, RI.
Pure heaven are the Killer Doughnuts next to Paines Doc on, Block Island, RI. Cinnamon and sugar still warm from the oil…. Damn…
Honey Dew should be renamed Honey Don’t. Every o e I’ve been to seems like a batchulism soup, pretending to be doughnut shop. Half assing everything just to hoping to catch the overflow from a crowded Dunkin. I don’t know how people eat there.
When I lived in Mass, Honeydew was by far the best. Now that I live in Georgia, I am a Krispy Kreme fan!
Liberals are generally more well off and can easily afford to pay for their donuts, and so don’t need to resort to juvenile cheats to snag a free one.
Hmmm, I more expected you to attack the corporation for offering a hollow, self-serving promotion.
Well, if I’m going to comment on hollow, self-serving promotion in this forum it’ll be Turtle Boy’s hollow, self-serving promotion. I’ll visit the DD site, should I feel the need to address the issue with them. But, thanks!
Honey Dew. Embrace true religion
Make pilgrimage to Gold Star Blvd.
all righty then…
https://youtu.be/hS1okqbnePQ
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I woke up last Tuesday as a donut. Yep. I was glazed very fluffy. I would want to be eaten if I wasn’t me. I felt helpless. But appreciated. One person was exceptionally kind and offered to purchase me. Well, I went to deliver that I am way more comfortable as a dingle-berry than a donut. Then we both burped so here we are today. I’m not sure if this makes any sense and if not I’ll contribute it to dain branage.
Ok this last thing was not me. I am not a helpless dingle-berry. I am a real donut and proud of it. And I feel bad for the brain issues from that other BobnMic. I wish him/her/it well.
For a real doughnut you gotta make the drive to Southwick Mass (The little pimple on the ass of Massachusetts). Once you arrive there you must go to Mrs. Murphy’s Donuts. There you will taste nirvana.
Normally I get the jellysticks with those coupons. But yeah, I just answer the questions every time I go and get a receipt. Haven’t paid for a donut there in years.
I seriously use 90210. Also zip code.
Their new Chips Ahoy donuts are the freaking bomb. And they have, somehow, Chips Ahoy iced coffee. I asked them to mix the Chips Ahoy with Oreo iced coffee. I had to be alone for a few minutes after taking that first, static sip.
Dunkins donuts are…. Well they aren’t that good. I was offered a free one today, twice, and declined. I guess if you have never had a really good donut and don’t know better they would seem ok.