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Cambridge Is Offering Free CNA Training But You’re Not Allowed To Apply If English Was Your First Language

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Editor’s Note: It has come to my attention that I pulled a boner. Non native English speakers refers to people who learned another language first. They are not in fact discriminating against people who speak English. I made a mistake and I own it. Either way, taxpayer funded training programs shouldn’t be able to discriminate against people who only speak English.

Just when you thought Cambridge couldn’t possibly get more Cambridge, this happens…..

The Cambridge Community Learning Center is now accepting applications for a Free Certified Nursing Assistant/Home Health and Training program! Applicants must be non-native English speakers. Deadline is January 25, 2019.

In other words, it’s a taxpayer funded ratchet training academy that only accepts people who can speak non-English languages. Of all the professions, it just had to be a CNA. No offense to CNA’s, but 95% of females who have appeared on Turtleboy Sports have at one point in time been a CNA. It’s what skags do so they can feel like they’re real nurses and wear their pajamas to work. FACKS are FACKS.

Here’s my question – will any language do? What if I speak a random dialect from the Amazon, or some tribal language from Africa that only 388 people in the world speak? I understand that the point of this is to train CNA’s to help patients who don’t speak English, because there are a lot of people (particularly the elderly) who don’t speak English. But what good is it if the language you speak isn’t a language commonly spoken in the United States? Why not just come out and say your’e looking for Spanish, Portuguese, Vietnamese, or whatever?

The Mayor and the entire City Council seem to be on board with this program though.

Oh look, white dudes trying to virtue signal and prove they’re one of the “good ones.” We’re all very impressed boys. How original.

Then again, this is Cambridge, a city that just last week also UNANIMOUSLY supported a policy that adds a third gender to birth certificates.

Thus allowing mentally deranged social justice poons to fuck up their kids lives from the moment they are fired out of their mother’s soy filled baby cannon.

Oh, and this week the Mayor and City Council is hosting a forum called, “Exploring Microaggressions.”

Microagressions = you said something harmless, but I chose to interpret it in a way that allows me to self-victimize, so you should stop saying those things in order to conform to my feelings.

Whatever though. This is the Cambridge. It’s always gonna be fucked up because the people who live there by and large are terrible. My problem is the Cambridgification of places like Somerville, Arlington, Malden, and Medford. If we’re gonna build a wall, it should go around Cambridge. Let them be insane, but just don’t let them spread, because they are a highly contagious disease.

26 Comment(s)
  • English is my first language
    January 19, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    I took the assessment test to enter the Red Cross CNA program. I have learning disabilities and usually 1 of the last to finish. That was the easiest test I have ever taken. The others who took it either didn’t speak English or their English skills were atrocious. They even had to ask the tester how to do it, what things mean, etc. They maybe got their names correct on their own.
    I know a couple of (white) girls who went to one of those private for profit “schools”. Both have a bunch of kids, get assistance, have multiple tats, and as many baby daddies…One never did get a job. The other worked a min and hurt her back and couldn’t work anymore. Don’t worry though she was able to push out 2 more babies with 2 more daddies so she’s getting more assistance and child support.
    My MIL had a few CNAs at home. All of them from Africa, 1 had an anchor baby.
    I decided to try to save up to go to school to be a LPN instead with the plan of becoming an RN from there.
    I’ll admit it I think I’m too good for that job.

  • Throw the Christians to the Lions
    January 18, 2019 at 5:26 am

    Liberal white people destroying America. White liberals hate whites and men except for themselves because they’re the token good crackers, Ivy League, voting for granny warren an shit. My Prius saved the world and I voted for Obama sooooo.. I’m good.

  • SLP
    January 17, 2019 at 10:22 am

    Would people who grew up speaking ratchet qualify? Ratchets constitute a large percentage of the overall population and unlike other languages primary Ratchet speakers almost never go on to learn English.

  • Jim
    January 17, 2019 at 10:20 am

    They must have another one for native English speakers only, right? Right? Right???

  • z
    January 17, 2019 at 9:01 am

    Has to be models in those photos. No arm tats.

  • Nee Chi
    January 17, 2019 at 8:43 am

    It has come to your attention that you pulled a boner??
    What about all the other times??
    The cognitive dissonance is strong on this blog. But ratchet on we must…

    • Nee Chi
      January 17, 2019 at 8:45 am

      And you’re a complete moron.


    • Nee Chi
      January 17, 2019 at 9:01 am

      And, “non-native English speaker”, is a stupid PC – thus very SIMPLE – way of stating people who were not born in the US, who have a native language that is not English, but can ALSO speak English

      Geez, you are such a moron right now.

  • Jake
    January 17, 2019 at 8:33 am

    I wouldn’t just be worried about the Cambrigification of only the immediate greater Boston area. This will, and has been starting to spread west towards Worcester. This is just the unfortunate reality we live in. The woke population really ruins it for everyone else.

    • Independent Thinker
      January 17, 2019 at 9:15 am

      A lot of crappy ideas being in Cambridge. Then the feds implement it at the national level.

  • Independent Thinker
    January 17, 2019 at 7:12 am

    All this does is fan the flames for white supremacists.

  • Soy Filled Baby Cannon
    January 16, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    Grew up in Cambridge.  When I hear words like “racist” or “unfair” or “sustainable,” I want to light my nuts  on fire and put it out with a fucking cheese grater.  Assholes.  

  • crap heap
    January 16, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    Your site it getting old……agreed with most of your stuff and now you are bad mouthing woman who work as CNA’S? I get it….. trying to get a rise out of everyone for hits to your site but enough is enough….im not going to group together every woman that works as a CNA as a pajama wearing wanna be nurse…and fix your site for cripes sake…these ads and refreshes are ridonculus

    • Sulfer Powder
      January 16, 2019 at 10:00 pm

      STFU… Douche

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 16, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    When I look at the top picture, I thinking myself: I’ve never ever seen CNAs look that good! Usually they are in their 30s, complete dumps, and overall Pig Bitches….

  • Ari Ola
    January 16, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    My niece can only speak Aleut, I think she’s got a good chance of getting a spot!

  • Tom Blackburn
    January 16, 2019 at 7:03 pm

    First lesson is probably how to say DIN DU NUFFIN! to ICE.

  • Scott
    January 16, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    Cambridge, the town that gave Dzhokhar a $2500 scholarship that he used to buy weed and ball bearings.

  • Elizabeth Warren 2020
    January 16, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    I’m a non-native English speaking person fluent in the Iroquois language. I’ll have my butler drop off my application in the morning.


  • z
    January 16, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    With all the anti-discrimination laws on the books, how can this be legal?

    Substitute your favorite “______ need not apply” where _______ isn’t whites and see where that gets you.

    Try these on for size.
    “Danes”, Danes always works, because they are Danes. I don’t want no stinkin Danes being trained. Just think, a supervisor would have to learn to say “Senge panden skal ændres”!!!

    • Marathonman
      January 16, 2019 at 5:59 pm

      I don’t think this is legal. It is my understanding that an employer has the right to require fluency in a given language or dialect (Canadian vs. European French, for example). The company may not, however, ask how the candidate became fluent. Either the applicant can speak, read, and write a given language at a given proficiency level, or he/she can’t. The bona fide qualification ends there, unless laws have changed since my job hunting days in the 1990’s.

  • Bill Clinton’s coldsore
    January 16, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    Fuck Cambridge
    Fuck people who don’t speak English too

  • Y
    January 16, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    “My problem is the Cambridgification of places like Somerville, Arlington, Malden, and Medford. If we’re gonna build a wall, it should go around Cambridge. Let them be insane, but just don’t let them spread, because they are a highly contagious disease.”

    • Jim
      January 17, 2019 at 10:22 am

      Should’ve kept the rent control those rich moonbats there loved.

  • Hmmmm
    January 16, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    SJW I read that as non native (not from here), English speakers??? Maybe missing a comma? Still bs that it’s for people not born here.

  • Thin Blue Turtle
    January 16, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    While the program is all bullshit, and Cambridge is a woke mess, “non-native English speaking” means they didn’t come from a country that spoke English as a primary language, but they learned English later on. Someone that moved here from Mexico and learned how to speak English would be a non-native English speaker. Most, if not all, non-native English speakers would be bilingual, unless they have forgotten their native language.

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