Canada Wants To Help You Prove You’re Not a Racist

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Hey friends, are you tired of being called a racist? Would you like to have proof that you’re not? Well our friends to the north have just the thing.

The government of Sault Ste. Marie in Ontario has an online pledge that you can take against racism and discrimination. Just head over to the city’s website and you can become a certified non-racist. I did it and it looks like this –


Pretty sweet looking right?

Here’s what they have to say about the program:

“It only takes a few seconds to go online and fill out the form,” says the program’s coordinator, Danny Krmpotich. When you click submit, your pledge is added to a running count of those who’ve also taken the pledge. There are so many different cultures in Canada; we face the challenges of acceptance and inclusion every day.”

Because I’ve taken the pledge I can’t say anything about that guy’s name.

But, he who should buy a vowel, went on to say…

“We hope this campaign will draw attention to what we as a society can accomplish when we stand together. Through the ‘Take the Pledge’ campaign we are working to make the world a more welcoming place where we appreciate all people, all cultures, and the talents they bring to our communities.”

This is what happens when Canada and SJW’s procreate – you get a squishy feel good idea that will accomplish exactly nothing. Except that it did give me something to mock, so thanks Canada.

This is no better than that stupid safety pin movement – can it even be considered a movement if it lasted less than a long weekend?

You know who will take this pledge seriously – all those folks suffering from white guilt. You know who won’t take this pledge – non-whites – because in their minds racism and discrimination is a one way street.

Listen, racism and discrimination do exist. The problem is that you are called a racist for just disagreeing with someone or some idea. Don’t like Obama? Racist. Voted for Trump? Racist. Post stories about stupid idiots who happen to be minorities? Racist. If everything is racist then nothing is racist.

You shouldn’t need a certificate to show you’re not a racist – it should show in your actions. And if we really want to fix race relations we need to be able to have an open and honest dialogue with each other. I shouldn’t need pointers on how to talk to my friends and co-workers who are minorities – yep it’s a thing – just Google it.

Gah – now I’m all pissed off and all I wanted to do was pick on Canada.

As useless as these certificates are – I think TurtleBoss should get one so he can whip it out the next time he’s called a racist.

9 Comment(s)
  • Anonymous
    January 14, 2017 at 12:08 pm

    For the love of God. Please tell me why our crazy SJWs in the US don’t move to Canada. It sounds like a SJW paradise.

  • BobnMic
    January 14, 2017 at 1:18 am

    I like Turtle Lady’s writing style = I’m hitting on you. That’s what my haters will say. It’s the same analogy you presented above which is why I connected to the story.

    Some dude from Canada came up to me at an outdoor tiki hut bar while vacationing in the Caribbean a couple of years ago because he knew I was from the U.S. The fucking pisshead said to me that Americans do not respect the Canadians at all. I asked him why would you think this? You are our friendly neighbors to the north I said. He said I ask this of every American and they cannot answer this question. I said well fire away. He asked who is the Prime Minister of Canada?

    I said dude I couldn’t even tell you who is the governor of North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming, Louisiana etc. is. How am I supposed to know about Canada. I know who the governor of Massachusetts is because I live there. And we all know who our POTUS is because he is on TV every other night practically so your question dude is an unfair question.

    He asserted that Canadians know everything about the U.S. and the fact that we do not return that favor is an insult. Finally I said to him that if it wasn’t for the U.S. you moose heads would be speaking fucking Russian so get the fuck out of my face. The good neighbor from the north left mumbling something under his breath taking his fucking Molson with him as I sucked down a Bud. True story. Moral of the story is that some Canadians can be an arrogant bunch of cry babies when they want to. I find most to be pretty cool peeps however.

  • fordsnharleys
    January 14, 2017 at 1:13 am

    Kill all white people. Not racist. This is why I’m disinclined to do this.

  • Justice
    January 13, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    “The problem is that you are called a racist for just disagreeing with someone or some idea. Don’t like Obama? Racist. Voted for Trump? Racist. Post stories about stupid idiots who happen to be minorities? Racist. If everything is racist then nothing is racist.” – Lady Turtle (aka SSTG???) January 13, 2017

    Best blog quote ever. Nicely done, Lady T.

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    January 13, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    I thought that town was full of iron ore freighter captains and crews, not SJW snowflakes. I follow a lot of the ships as a hobby. Now I’m disappointed. Is any place sane anymore?

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 13, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    Justin trudeau is their barack 0bama.

  • PC
    January 13, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    No surprise, they have more of a European influence in parts of Canada. The Howard Stern show was not allowed to be broadcast there years ago. They have their special PC rules there, to the max.

  • Duke Westwood
    January 13, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    Go take the pledge and fill in the name “Dylann Roof” or “David Duke”… Great idea to generate clicks though…

    • Enlightened
      January 13, 2017 at 9:26 pm

      O J Simpson filled has now taken a stand against racism and took the pledge 😉

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