Social Justice Warriors

Candace Owens Absolutely Murdered These BLM Protesters At UCLA For Being Whiny Victims, Kanye Liked It, And Now Talcum X Is So Mad

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A woman named Candace Owens has gone viral and become Turtleboy’s spirit animal with this monumental takedown of disruptive social justice warriors who came to her speaking engagement at UCLA with the sole intention of shouting her down. Watch this if you haven’t already seen it:

These three quotes right here need to be tattooed on my ass cheeks:

“What you’re seeing happening is victim mentality versus victor mentality.”

“Victim mentality is not cool. I don’t know why people like being oppressed.”

“It’s embarrassing. You’re not living through anything right now. You’re overly privileged Americans.”

Brilliant. She gets it folks. This chick was born in the 90’s. There is hope for millennials after all. All you have to do is grow a sack and just destroy these people with facts. That’s what we’ve built our blog on. The only thing they know how to do is yell. So the only solution to beating them is to yell louder. As you saw in that video, they don’t know what the hell to do when you do that.

These people get off on being “oppressed” victims. Their go to move is finding ways in which they were born to be disadvantaged and whining about it, instead of saying “fuck it” and going out and grabbing life by the balls. But in reality they are not oppressed. They are entitled, whiny college students on a four year vacation. Everyone needs to do to them what Candace just did – mock, humiliate, and belittle them. They’re not interested in a civil discourse. They deserve nothing, and the rules of decency do not apply to them. Burn them all. 

Now granted, not everything she says is quite as brilliant as what she did at UCLA….

Oh for fuck’s sake. Ya know, sometimes after hitting the devil’s lettuce I go back and read some of Trump’s greatest quotes. Like this one:

And I just can’t stop laughing. It’s so ridiculous, outrageous, and insane. Like, who says that about their daughter? We did a blog last month about Slavemaster Steve’s House of Many Cums in Shrewsbury. Donald Trump, is like Slavemaster Steve on steroids with more money, except he’s funny.

My point being, you can be glad Trump is President, and the country is certainly fine with him running the show, but savior? Yea….no.

People like Candace are the worst enemies of SJWs though. They destroy the narrative that to be a woman and a minority is to be born into oppression. She refuses to be a victim. Therefore she’s unwelcome in their club. And people like Candace get it worse than anyone. They are viewed as traitors and are treated by the media as attention hungry sellouts who are only saying the things they’re saying because they know wypipo will eat that shit up.

One black guy who’s supporting her though is none other than Kanye West:

A lot of people are surprised by this. Not me. Kanye is a weirdo. Completely unpredictable. One minute he’s saying George Bush doesn’t care about black people, the next minute he’s saying that black people shouldn’t be whining about victimization. He makes no sense and he’s probably mentally insane. The fact that anyone would care what Kanye West has to say about anything is the real problem.

Talcum X wasn’t happy about that:

Oh look, Talcum X, a self admitted white male pretending to be black for financial benefit, is telling a black woman that she’s wrong for suggesting that she’s not a victim. He’s so much more enlightened than her that he can look down on her. She can’t possibly believe the things she’s saying. She’s only doing it because she knows she’s saying what “bigoted white folk want to hear.”

Then this happened:

Boom. Roasted.

So yea, I’m not saying I’m a Candace Owens diehard yet, but you simply must respect the beatdown she put on these protesters. I’ve seen so many videos of these assholes disrupting speakers like Milo, Ben Shapiro, Christina Hoff-Sommers, Steven Crowder, and others who they have arbitrarily deemed are Nazis. It makes me sick watching it because the schools just let them. But all you really have to do is yell louder and just emasculate their souls like Candace did and they shut the fuck up real quickly.

26 Comment(s)
  • saliva piledrivah
    April 23, 2018 at 11:40 pm

    I hope there’s a lot more like Candace.
    Might make the mid terms much more interesting.
    And yes I would definitely tongue punch her lovely, young fartbox.

  • Half black, Half white.
    April 23, 2018 at 9:15 pm

    It is so enlightening to hear a woman of color speak as a victor and not a victim. Her words are not only true, they are inspiring. What a great speaker! I hope those “victims” listen and learn from her. Rise up and seize what is rightfully yours. Nobody wants to stand in your way. And if some idiot does, stomp on him. The struggles of the past are acknowledged. Now get over it. End racism rather than feed it.

  • Sharon Peters
    April 23, 2018 at 9:29 am

    Talcum X. Baahahaha!!!
    Fkn dying laughing.

  • Talcum X's Ashes
    April 23, 2018 at 7:47 am

    Damn, she torched Talcum X. He’s probably still trying to put out the flames, couldn’t happen to a more deserving wannabe.

  • Barack Obama
    April 23, 2018 at 6:28 am

    This is my legacy None of this was thinkable before 2008 Yout welcome america

    • Truth Hurts
      April 23, 2018 at 7:49 am

      With all due respect, I think your biggest legacy is making cops look like villains. That left a definite mark that might be unfixable because white liberals exemplify the perfect paradox of naive impressionable apologists who are plagued by delusion of superior intelligence. Since this phenomenon fools moonbats into not seeing black people exploiting them, blacks are going to ride this train forever while moonbats will ironically keep opposing the one agency that protects them.

      • Barack Obama
        April 23, 2018 at 8:52 am

        My other major achievement was fucking up millions of Americans heath insurance

  • Father Whyat Hurts
    April 23, 2018 at 5:53 am

    Candace Owens is the Mother Nun of the Church of Pincha Stool Vishnu. No one has at a bigger plate of love and followed up with the obligatory hummer than CO (as she likes to be called under the Vishnu sheets.) CO has Pincha Stool Vishnu down to an art form, regularly standing up love totems like they was dominos and knocking them down. She eaten so many, everyone loves Candace. It is no surprise, she is Uncle’s current hero of the day. He must know most of her salad love tossing goes to Mr. Whitey. The Pincha Stool Vishnu church suspects there a lust in there. This is okay, lust always comes before PSV love. Chomp on brother, chomp on.

    • bigdaddy
      April 23, 2018 at 6:27 am

      wow what kind of drugs do you take to come up with steaming pile of shit?

      • Quality Control
        April 23, 2018 at 7:31 am

        He’s obviously one of those products of liberal parents who mistakenly thought their kids being cringe-inducing weird was a sign of creativity because they’re freaks themselves.

        It’s kinda sad, really. This poor fuck must have gotten the shit kicked out of him as soon as he stepped outside his house. Posting unfunny weird shit anonymously is probably his version of revenge against a society that still rejects him.

        Ignore him. He’s just looking for any kind of attention, but we’re not liberals so we don’t coddle deviants who are that way on purpose to try to freak people out and don’t have actual brain damage, i.e. losers.

        • bigdaddy
          April 23, 2018 at 8:51 am

          Either that or he ate too many Tide pods

    • Father Mccracken
      April 23, 2018 at 2:33 pm

      Father Whyat hurts. Perhaps ‘why it hurts’ is because it was shoved in too forcefully. You and I both know that the priesthood requires gentleness and lube. It is not my normal protocol to censure a fellow man of the cloth, but you have crossed the line. I sentence you to two hail marys and strongly suggest that you douse yourself in gasoline (look for a deal, about two gallons will do). Put down the vape douche flute and take up a real, unfiltered hand rolled lucky strike. Inhale and exhale and instead of stomping it out, just rub it on your shoulder to put out the cigarette. God’s son will bless you. May the skin grafts be with you. And also with you.

      • Tommy Landros
        April 23, 2018 at 3:24 pm

        Wow, kid. You deserve two of every beating your weird ass ever got growing up. You’re one of the biggest toolboxes I’ve ever seen.

        • Father McCracken
          April 24, 2018 at 8:23 am

          Tommy, my son. Please accept Jesus into your heart and A baseball bat into your cukkahut. Say ten Hail Marys. May the sphincter be with you. And also with you.

  • BLM is a fucking joke
    April 23, 2018 at 3:22 am

    This woman is a new “like” for me. She is just like the rest of the silent majority. Do your job, or do ANY job. Whatever it takes to not be a nasty stain on the society you live in.Stop whining and being the victim and ….I love that she isn’t afraid to speak to those BLM, SJWs and feminist nut jobs in clear normal language WITHOUT becoming loud, abusive and quite frankly….insane, with their nut job rhetoric.
    Change is coming, and it won’t be pretty for the far left.
    Stay tuned.

  • James Earl Ray
    April 22, 2018 at 10:47 pm

    Damn, shot the wrong King.

  • Walter "No Shame" Bird
    April 22, 2018 at 10:45 pm

    I see nothing wrong with going after daughters. Mine or yours. I like calling them my sweet and sexy future reporters for Worcester Magazine.

  • Uncle Randy
    April 22, 2018 at 10:30 pm

    I want to bang Ivanka too.

  • Wow
    April 22, 2018 at 9:28 pm

    That shit Trump said about his daughter mad me laugh so hard.This clown is our president lol.When the fuck are we all gonna wake up.

    • pro trump
      April 22, 2018 at 10:12 pm

      raping ur own kid shouldnt be a crime fuck off liberal!!!!!

      • Antifa Bro
        April 22, 2018 at 10:51 pm

        Tyler, quit frontin’ on Turtleboy and get back to suckin’ my chode for another bong hit.

    • Party of One
      April 23, 2018 at 3:27 am

      What happened to you as a child? To post then reply to your own post two or three different times is…well……its fucking scary.
      Don’t hesitate any longer…..take the meds, put on a romantic comedy, curl up in your blanket that nana made and go to sleep

      • Kanacke Hasser
        April 23, 2018 at 7:13 am

        Do you know of a moonbat who isn’t on medication and going to therapy? It’s one of their check boxes.

        Then there’s the chicken and egg question: does being a moonbat make them mentally unstable, or do they become moonbats because they’re already mentally unstable?

        The answer: Who cares?

        Were you really going to take someone seriously who would pay criminals to not do crime, run interference for welfare scammers, and think paying a high school dropout $30k a year to cook a basket of fries until a bell rings is a good idea?

        Too bad they’re not all suicidal too. Maybe they are and just don’t know it yet. That would fix 50% of our problems.

  • Thank You
    April 22, 2018 at 9:20 pm

    Candace Owens for president..

    • The Vorlon
      April 22, 2018 at 9:44 pm

      Only problem with that is she is too young. Since she was born in 1990, the soonest she could move in to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave is 2025, so we are looking at the election of 2028.

      • Oh
        April 22, 2018 at 9:54 pm

        Yeah I never payed attention to her age if it was mentioned.I just figure if Trump is president anything is possible.

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